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11782725 No.11782725[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

so today in chicago it was 5 degrees colder than it was at the south fucking pole

thanks a fucking lot letty, you big bitch

>> No.11782728

Please don't call Letty a big bitch.

>> No.11782731
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It was about as cold as Mars' surface here today

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>>11782728
she is big, and a bitch, so it is technically correct

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>>11782728
that big booty tho

>> No.11782745

>>11782734
Letty is not big and she is not a dog!

>> No.11782757

>>11782731
You could live on Mars now if you wanted.
You've proven yourself by conquering the elements!

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>>11782737
WOW that looks terrible

>> No.11782763

>>11782761
you white bois can't handle a real ass

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It's 35F where I live in Alaska right now. It's so warm I didn't even need a jacket when I shovelled snow and slush earlier today.

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>>11782770
sasuga alaska-sampei...

>> No.11782777

>>11782763
Are you black?

>> No.11782778

>>11782770
How is Alaska?
I want to eventually move somewhere that isnt where I am right now.

>> No.11782790

>>11782770
How is Alaska warmer than the midwest?

>> No.11782807
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>>11782778
It's pretty. Winter is actually pretty nice if you're a shut-in. You can wrap yourself in a blanket and sit by the fire. Summers are nice and relatively cool. If you feel like exploring you can drive an hour in most directions and pretty much be in the wilderness. I'd recommend it if you like nature.

>>11782790
Jet streams. The cold air that went south pushed the warm air north.

>> No.11782806

Well it's summer in Antartica so it seems normal to me.

>> No.11782952

>>11782790
Because of jet stream displacement of the cold air because THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING AL GORE WAS RIGHT

>> No.11782966

>be a russian
>grass is green
>warm as fuck
>desolate wasteland and dangerous creatures all around me

Fooking amazing new year, m8, I feel myself australian.

>> No.11782972

+3° here at the moment.
And I'm from Finland.

Fugg :DDD

>> No.11782976

/jp/ - World Weather

>> No.11782980

For what it's worth Canada was colder than Mars a few days ago.

Speaking of which, I want to badly for a program to begin terraforming Mars. With a thicker atmosphere that place would be nearly habitable if it weren't for the radiation due to lack of a magnetosphere. Imagine living a simple farmer's life on Mars with a cute loli and being able to experience that feeling of living on an unexplored land similar to how the first explorers felt.

Speaking of atmospheres, Venus is hotter than Mercury simply because it has its thick atmosphere to hold in the heat, despite being further away from the Sun than Mercury.

Space is pretty neat, isn't it? A nearby observatory has public showings every Friday and Saturday. When I get my loli girlfriend that's where I'm taking her.

>> No.11782981

>>11782972

>Fugg :DDD

Fuck off, retard. There are spaces between your quoted post and mine because I don't want my words touching yours.

>> No.11782984

>>11782981
SPRUDO SPRONK :DDDDDD

>> No.11782986

>>11782981
But how can anyone recognize us if we don't use our retarded memes? :DDD

>> No.11782997

>>11782980
>cute loli
No, I would want someone qualified to help me prepare mars for habitation.

I want to say epic loli meme /a/non, and looks like I just did.

On topic in an of topic thread and I also live in Chicago, It was nice and I took a walk; my hair later froze.

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>>11782980
>mars

Artificial satellites would be more manageable and actually feasible.

>> No.11783007

>>11782997
What's with /a/ thinking loli is a meme?

>> No.11783008

>>11782980
There was life in the past in Mars.
We will never terraformate Mars, Earth will become life Mars before of it.
We will be marsformated.

>> No.11783011

>>11783007
Loli is only a meme in /jp/.

"Today a loli came over in some implausible manner and I rubbed my penis on her."
"Wow? Did you stick it in?"

Repeat x500.

>> No.11783013

>>11783008
Nah. Maybe microscopic but never enough to get anywhere.

>> No.11783014

BR here, heueheuehue. You really wouldn't want to be in my place, with all the hueing and the infernal heat that we've been having for some time already.

>> No.11783021

>>11783007
It's babies first edgy fetish, most people there take it way too seriously.

Feeling the need to inject loli into any given situation when realistically it has no point being there.

"I like loli guize, so hardcore XD"

>>11783011
Only because there is overlap.

>> No.11783024

>>11783011
You just described a normal conversation. I fail to see how anything about that makes loli a meme.

>> No.11783029

>>11783026
That's valid discussion, not a meme.

>> No.11783026

>>11783024
"Which Touhou would you fuck" is also a meme even if it's an everyday conversation topic.

>> No.11783033

>>11783029
Are memes "invalid" now?

You can have the same canned mad-lib conversation as many times as you want, but don't pretend it's not memetic or not retarded.

>> No.11783036

>>11783021
>Feeling the need to inject loli into any given situation when realistically it has no point being there.

It would not be fun to fantasize about anything if there were no loli in it. Every scenario can be made better with the addition of a loli.

>> No.11783040

>>11783033
Yes. Memes (like purplegirl/anime spam, or cock spam, drive spam, ect) aren't valid discussion on /jp/.

It also still doesn't explain how loli is a meme.

>> No.11783041

>>11783021
Most people only pretend to like loli stuff and have 0 attraction to actual lolis 2d or 3d. I know people like this and they're fucking annoying.

>> No.11783055

>>11783041
Are those the people you're imagining to post on /jp/ about loli? Are the people who don't actually like loli also the same people who just filled a 240 post thread with things they've done with actual lolis?

>> No.11783064

>>11783040
There's nothing magically "invalid" about discussing how great it is to Drive to the grocery store, or whether Kyoukai no Kanata or Kara no Kyoukai was the better KnK. It's still memetic and it's still retarded.

>> No.11783065

>>11783064
They're invalid because they're not /jp/ related.

>> No.11783065,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11783055
please respond

>> No.11783065,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11783065,1
I can state, with 95% confidence, that those people are not actually attracted to lolis much past being epic on 4chan.

>> No.11783065,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11783065
Neither is rubbing your cousins backsides with your boner, but that doesn't seem to stop anyone.

>> No.11783065,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11783065,3
Loli has always been /jp/ related.

>> No.11783065,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11783065,4
Incest too.

>> No.11783065,6 [INTERNAL] 

This thread OP could have had the following one liner.

"Global warming my ass - I mean, Letty's ass."

*tips fedora*

>> No.11783065,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11783065,3
Boners are /jp/ related.

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