/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel if a loli took a liking to you? Would you do anything about it?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd make her steal money from her parents and give it to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781679
>this
/thread

[Anonymous No.]

It's not uncommon for little girls to become attracted to older guys, right? You always hear about that girl with the crush on her friend's brother, or with a crush on that one guy in the neighborhood, just because they're older than the girl, not old enough to be their father, and pay attention to the girl.

I wish a loli had a crush on me.

[Anonymous No.]

Reality and manga/anime are very different things. In reality even if a loli did take in interest in you she would probably be ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

You are 10 years too early to like me

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>>11781687
i get it XD

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>>11781686
I think any loli with a crush would be cute. I'd like to see her stutter and be embarrassed and blush and stare.

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>>11781691
get this
*unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781683
>You always hear about that girl with the crush on her friend's brother, or with a crush on that one guy in the neighborhood
I hate to tell you this, but that's not true. Just because that stuff happens in doijinshi all the time doesn't mean it happens in real life as well.
You can keep dreaming, but I can guarantee it'll never happen unless you put some serious work into it. This includes getting in shape, socializing and getting a job.
Also stop mixing up doujinshi with real life. It's dangerous.

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>>11781683
I once had a 12 yo internet girlfriend. If she was a 40 yo guy roleplaying, he was pretty good!
She was great, very smart but pure, and she also liked otaku stuff. She had a turbocrush on me (15 year difference)
Too bad she lived literally in the opposite side of the earth and by the time it'd be legal everything would be ruined. And in any case, I'm a wreck outside the internet/my room.
We were both depressive fuckers too and sort of drifted apart because of this... she was really perfect though...

PS: She showed me her school uniform which kinda looked like this, but black.
<----

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>>11781716
>This includes getting in shape, socializing and getting a job.

Please do not project.

[Anonymous No.]

Being interested in 3D girls is not healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781716
My cousin's friend had a crush on me, or at least I'm pretty sure she did. I was 16 and she was 10 or 11.

[Anonymous No.]

arienai

[Anonymous No.]

is this the pedo thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781729
Despite my mild social anxiety, I somehow managed to sign up for a gym two months ago and since then went three times every week.
One hour of general cardio/fitness stuff and then one hour on the cross trainer. I've managed to lose quite some weight already.
Please don't say working out is for normals. Even someone from /jp/ can have fun working on his body. Just imaging you're doing it for your 2D loli wife.
That's what I do. When I meet her one day, I don't want to have to be ashamed of my body. She's beautiful and takes good care of her body, so she deserves someone who does the same.

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>>11781749
I started working out but I still hate it.

I'm such a stubborn asshole. When anyone else hears "girls like such and such kind of guy," they think "Oh, I guess I should work towards becoming that kind of person."

When I hear it, all I think is "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me," and grunge rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781749
While it's true that working out isn't only for normals, going to the gym most definitely is.

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>>11781749

good job

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>>11781763
Maybe he goes to a 24 hour gym in the middle of the night.

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>>11781678
if she's cute - treat her to some ice cream and cuddle

if she's ugly - ignore and try not to throw up

[Anonymous No.]

why does jp want to fuck children so bad

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>>11781749
Working out is not for /jp/.

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>>11781824
I'm unironically a pedophile but most posters just act this way ironically to fit in with "board culture" and spam the loli girlfriend meme in as many different guises as possible

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>>11781829
How can you be sure that everyone is not telling the truth?

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>>11781824
I don't want to fuck children.

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>>11781829
are you sayin' jp is full of falsePEDOs?????

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781829
I sincerely want a loli girlfriend.

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>>11781824

Because you can dress them up like touhous.

[Anonymous No.]

Lately I can't tell if /jp/ wants to fug them or raise them in a healthy environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781836
When raised in a healthy environment sex is natural and expected.

[Anonymous No.]

I think my loli cousin had crush on me.
When i was 14 yrs she told me in shy manner that she want to do ecchi things with me in room.
I refused it immidietly because i am not fan of incest and i am 4 yrs older than her.After 3 years when we reunited , she always got intrested to me.Her cutest side was when i was alone in dining room she hides near window ask me silently to come and told me that she want to talk to me.Next time when will reunite she will be probably 19 years old.

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>>11781832
falsePEDO
falseNEET
false everything really
Didn't you know all the non-falsies left this board for tohno-chan in 2009?

Neo-/jp/ is just elaborate performance art

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>>11781840
is there anything jp is tru in?? please help me im new

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>>11781842
we all truniggas round here

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>>11781828
But if you work out someone will actually love you!

[Anonymous No.]

truJANNY

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>>11781842
truvirgin truturbonerds

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>>11781847
shut up idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781841
>I refused
>i am not fan of incest
>and i am 4 yrs older than her.
Begone, heathen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781862
Happy birthday Janny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adhodYiwy5s

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>>11781678
In real life:

I'd never get within arm's reach. If she cornered me, I'd attempt to escape. If she managed to latch on, I would ask her to let me go while keeping my hands away.

In a perfect world:

I'd take her out on dates, get to know her, always be gentle but firm, let her pursue her interests, never hurt her.

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>>11781763
i want to work out, but every time i manage to force myself to do it, it hurts and aches all over and i don't want to do it anymore.

that chair when Charles would consider me a pathetic fatso (っ´ω｀)っ
Shikataganai

[Anonymous No.]

Die paedos!
Moot doesn't want you on his site! Get lost!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781841
Cousins are really nice. I'd like to think that my loli cousin also had a crush on me. She just seemed to really like being around me and doing things with me. She would always sit on me and talk with me and show me her handstands. She also seemed really interested in what I was doing. It was nice to be cooking or playing a game and have her come up and ask what I was doing. She also wrote notes to me telling me that I was a butthole, but she was always around me. Sometimes she did some weird things to me but I didn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>Invite little girl from upstairs down to play occasionally
>She has a crush on me
>We tend to just relax in my recliner
>She plays on my phone
>Runs out of games to play today
>Draws for a bit
>Draws a picture of us with a heart in the middle
>Bored
>Says she wants to nap
>Grabs pillow, blanket, and tries to fall asleep on my lap
>Cuddles with my arm
>Can't sleep
>Says we need to move to the bed
>Says we need to turn off the lights
>Wind outside scares her and she cuddles right up next to me

And then I had to go meet some friends so I sent her back up stairs. Little girls are cute as fuck.

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>>11781886
I forgot, she would also let me pick what clothes she wore. One time she wanted to dress me up in a dress with lipstick and paint my nails, but I told her not to, hoping that she'd do it anyway. She didn't. There wouldn't really be any excuse for that kind of thing anyway, so it was for the best.

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>>11781902
Did she get pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>sent her back up stairs
Do you live in a child sex brothel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781902
Whom are you naturetexting?

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>>11781907
Possibly. She threw the covers over both of our heads and make a kissy-face. I moved in and gave her a little peck on the lips. She tend proceeded to scold me saying she didn't want to marry me.

I do fear she may have gotten pregnant from that. Are 7 year olds safe to give birth?

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>>11781828

it gives you a warm blood rush though anon! don't you want to feel comfy?

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>>11781909
No, an apartment complex. But it's pretty much a child sex brothel, so yeah. I guess so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781913
Your only hope now is to run away before she notices her belly getting big.

[Anonymous No.]

What ARE lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781919
Will you provided me shelter and sustenance, dear anon? I have no where left to go!

[Anonymous No.]

what does it feel like to cuddle with another Human

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781829
>I'm unironically a pedophile
Why are you openly admitting to being a criminal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781902
Can someone make this into a non-greentext story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781929
Salt milk, bags of coins and sand.

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>>11781925
Its not illegal to be a pedophile where I live. Glad I don't live in some shithole that criminalizes thought and locks people up for fantasizing about their perfect loli girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781932
Pedophilia isn't welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781922
Sorry, I cannot but it would be prudent for a wealthier anon than myself to set up a shelter for loli pregnancy refugees like you.

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>>11781931
wow

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>>11781929
Not good, i ironically cuddled with my brother and it felt very uneasy and limited, and gay.

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>>11781886

haha this was similar to me.. i didnt mention it.
When i become nice to her she said similar things like butthole.I am not intrested in her i just find these things ultra cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I want therapy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781931
i meant nonsexually cuddle.

>>11781945
the ironic incentive is probably what made it feel bad but i wouldnt know anyway.

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>>11781929
Warm, soft, comforting, and incredibly contenting. All you want to do is sit there and enjoy the other person's company. It feels really good to know that they just want to sit there too.

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>>11781940
Simply epic, dude.
Don't worry I gotcha :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781949
Why?
Have you lost your ability to perceive irony from reality>

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781959
Some of us joke about it while still having it.

[Anonymous No.]

I am Chris Hansen

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>>11781949
Is there such a thing as loli therapy? I want a place where I can go and interact with cute lolis. I think that would make me into a better person.

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>>11781959
Some of us joke about pedophilia while still having it.

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>>11781968
don't you get tired of telling the same jokes every day for two years

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781971
No

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>>11781971
I create all the new jp jokes, I don't get tired of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781971
I'm a pedophile every day so I might as well joke about it

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>>11781936
I often invite a little girl that lives in apartment near me to my house to play since her mother is always working and her father is a drug addicted fuck-head. I found out a while back that she had a cute little crush on me. You know, that thing little girls get when they meet someone older than them that pays attention to them, but isn't related.

We always just relax in my recliner. I sit down, she jumps up on my lap and curls up while playing games on my cell phone. Today, after she played through all of the games she enjoyed, she decided to draw for a few minutes. Her artistic talent shined when she provided me with a picture of her and I together with a little heart in between. She asked if I knew what it meant and when I said no, she said "Love." while giggling.

She eventually grew bored of drawing and decided she wanted to take a nap. No skin off my back since I was fairly exhausted from work. She grabbed a blanket and pillow from the family room, came back, threw them on me, and covered up. She wiggled around trying to get comfortable and sleep, but was unable to. She then demanded we move to the bed as it was more comfortable. After a bit of refusal from me, I gave in and moved on over. She turned out the lights so it was nearly pitch black. When the wind outside howled, she squeaked a bit and snuggled up close to me saying she was scared.

After a few more minutes, I had a pre-existing appointment to meet and sent her on her merry way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781971
wch 2hu wud u fuk

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>>11781981
Why do you have a phone, a job, and appointments? Why can't you just live normally?

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>>11781981
What country do you live in where you aren't witchhunted for this behavior?

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>>11781990
The great land of Murrika, home of the free and brave and some shit about eagles. What people don't know don't hurt them.

>>11781989
Because my parents refused me housing once I turned 20 and didn't have a job so I had to do something without ending up in the homeless shelter.

The meeting with friends was simply a formality. A few co-workers were going out for drinks and I said I would be the designated driver. I'm fairly new to the job and want to move up as quickly as possible to get away from those meat-heads.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>11781749
This man. The one reason to train. And in a world of appearances, being big and strong can save you from unnecessary confrontations, and it helps at daily tasks.

I train at home and I've made progress slowly. I haven't progressed beyond 120kg bench presses and my bicep diameter is 42cm as today.

My goal is to meet Satori-chan and Remiria Ojou-sama and give them both a bone-crushing bearhug!.

Ahh, Ahh, mi cuties~


tl;dr: Do exercise, cardio or whatever to improve your overall health so you can NEET for longer.

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>>11781990
>Pedophile witch hunt
The difference between the Salem witch trials and this is that innocent people lost their lives in Salem, innocent pedophile is an oxymoron.

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>>11781997
>A few co-workers were going out for drinks and I said I would be the designated driver. I'm fairly new to the job and want to move up as quickly as possible to get away from those meat-heads.

gross

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>>11781994
>witches
>innocent

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>>11782002
My thoughts exactly.

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>>11781981
You take good care of that little girl, you hear me. She sounds like she needs someone to look after her...

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>>11781877
>"My eyes are bad due to the years of unnatural light I have had. My vision is terrible; I have to wear shaded glasses even to read. Years of solitary have left me unable to face the light for more than a few minutes. It gives me terrible headaches if I do ... Years of loneliness in small cells have left me paranoid about people invading my space. I now can't stand people getting too close, crowding me. I hate people breathing on me and I hate smelly bodies coming near me. Mouths to me are simply for eating – never for kissing ... A man needs a routine to cope with such an extreme situation. For me it is my push-ups and sit-ups. I also pace the room and count each step. Some I know lie down on their beds for three hours on their left side, three hours on their right, and three on their back."

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>>11781997
How did you get a job? How long were you searching for a job?

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>>11781789
Not him, but thank god for whoever came up with 24 hour gyms.

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>>11782029
Luck. About two weeks. A local business happened to fire a handful of people due to laundering shit. They didn't want the police involved so they fired the people responsible. They happened to need someone part-time ASAP and I snatched it up. Full-time now and slowly moving up.

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>>11782032
>i thank [the lord]
No you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't rape a loli. Raping people is bad, no matter what age they are. I'd have consensual sex with a loli, but I'm not stupid enough to deceive myself into thinking that will ever happen.
Many 3D lolis aren't very attractive anyway.

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>>11782036
*tips*

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>>11782033
Good luck, you sound like a nice fella who deserves moving up.

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>>11782038
Nobody here was talking about rape until you brought it up.
Are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have any lolis in my life. I dunno how to feel about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>How would you feel if a loli took a liking to you? Would you do anything about it?

This happened to me. I dropped the ball on it, heavily.

She was so obviously into me (and I, her) but I was a better person back then, and didn't do anything because I was scared of the party van.

I made a vow with myself to never regret my decisions, but I regret this one.

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>>11782048
I'm pretty okay I think.
why do you ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782038
We are talking how lolis are cute and innocent
not about sex and rape ... are you okay??

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck a child

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was a father. I think that'd be really great. I'd only be too afraid to get in fights and stuff during her teenage years. And I have no idea what I'd do if I had a son instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782078
>And I have no idea what I'd do if I had a son instead.

Well, there is a fairly obvious answer to that question (that doesn't involve death or castration).

[Anonymous No.]

How should I respond when my cousin asks me if it's normal for cousins to love each other?

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>>11782074
Kill yourself pedo

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>>11782086
I can't figure out the answer
Can I have a hint? Will this be on the test?

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>>11781678
I am Chris Hansen

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>>11782089
ok w/e have fun sexing old gross hairy stretched out unpure hags

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>>11781763
You wont get anywhere with that bullshit book.
All you need is squats, deadlifts, bench press, and overhead press.

So you obviously need a barbell. Instead of wasting time at a gym, check online or local sites and find a whole set of weights with the bench and rack for cheap, it should not be hard.
http://www.milanuncios.com/gimnasios/physionics-banco-de-pesas-con-soporte-115206848.htm
ten seconds on google and I already found something. If you go to a gym, you wil need to be a member for over a year, if you pay 15 a month, 180 a year, in two years you already paid off your whole weight set with the same gym price, only you'll be more comfortable at home and get to keep the stuff.

tl;dr, dont go to gyms just buy your own stuff.

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>>11782095
It involves stockings, make-up, and a diet consisting of food strongly saturated with female hormones.

It will be on the mid-term.

>>11782098
Say yes because it is. For most people, in the normal sense of "love". For you, the abnormal.

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE ARE THE MODS????
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I have a little cousin who had a crush on me last time I saw her. We snuggled up holding hands and watched The Cat Returns.

She actually asked to be my girlfriend, but she did it in front of family and so on and that inspired enough moral character in me not to humor her any further. I'm not interested in anything lewd, anyway. Honestly, I think I'm like a lot of /jp/sies in that I just have paternal feelings twisted somewhat by my lonely lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

I think white girls are really cute when they are <14.

But then they grow older and have really bad personality and get fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782105
eh kid wtf

[Anonymous No.]

Something deep inside me tells me that if I actually met a loli and made friends with her, it would be as good as I'm lead to believe. What if she isn't cute? What if she's rude? What if we don't have common interests?

[Anonymous No.]

How can I tell if a loli has a crush on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782114
If she gets naked and throws herself in your lap.

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>>11782114
flirt a little bit and see how she responds

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782104
She gets really embarrassed when she tells me she loves me and also asked me to tell her I love he too. I don't think it's normal.

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>>11782120
How is she supposed to respond? I'm incredibly bad at reading social cues so I won't have any idea a loli likes me if she doesn't say it flat out.

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>>11782108
>Little girls blurting out shit in front of family
The absolute worst.

I had my family friend's daughter on my lap one day. She shouted out "WHAT'S THIS HARD THING IN YOUR PANTS, ANON?". It was my fucking wallet. I turned beat red and my family friend gave me a death glare. Not sure how I got out of that one alive.

Another point was where I actually did have a boner, though more from being extremely tired than anything else. We were watching a movie and she said slightly too loud "Anon, don't stick your privates in my butt!" She does not sit still well either so it was going to happen eventually.

>>11782122
By that I meant say yes and if she were to tell anyone, they would think of it along the lines of normality since loving family is not abnormal. For you, you are in the clear since she knows how you really feel if you were to tell her flat out "I love you too."

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>>11782114
If they ask you to brush their hair, it's a surefire sign.

If their hair is anything even remotely approaching long, they will certainly do this at one point. If they do, you are in like flynn.

[Anonymous No.]

Are the lolis you guys know cute and nice? Where can I find a nice and cute loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781886
>>11781899
Would it be safe to assume this loli has a crush on me? I can't pick up on social cues either, and I would like some validation from an anonymous internet community.

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>>11782131
>/jp/

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>>11782138
She likes you but you have yet to confirm if she has a crush on you.
If she's old enough tease her with sexual stuff.
If she's not, joke about marriage or things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - /r9k/ for pedophiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782114
They're actually extremely obvious, being so young and all. Lots of shy smiling and looking at you during conversations that you're not participating in. Very cute and innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

please stop bullying this thread
bullying is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782140
Hinaichigi is such a slut

>>11782105
Mods are too busy not-deleting NSFW in the mother-incest shitpost thread

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - just pedophiles or
/jp/ - pedophile blogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782156
Seriously, can't you at least talk about loli games for once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782158
this thread is about the loli game "hizashi no naka no real"

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782142
What if she teases me? She once told me I was someone she would climb on and torture, but that's it.

How is she supposed to react to me teasing her?

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[Anonymous No.]

what's wrong with loli threads
i don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782158
Someone asked me about 妹と保健体育 a week or two ago in the archive but never got back to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782164
Embarrassment would be a good reaction, or if she's more extroverted, she should continue the teasing.
Try getting more close physically to her, that's important.

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>>11782174
Nothing if you're not blogging about your real life bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781678

no

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>>11782140
>/jaypee/

[Anonymous No.]

Oh /jp/, what ever shall we do with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782184
I don't know about you but it's always nice to read /jp/ers interactions with lolis.

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>>11782178
How close are we speaking? This is the same girl who slaps my butt and squeezes my nipples. I'm like a couch with a brain for her whenever she wants to sit down. She likes to ride on my back and really likes to hold hands and hug.

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>>11781683
My niece had a crush on me when she was 13, she's 19 now.
I touched her boobs, legs, ass, she would let me do that.
We get still along. She is always happy to see me.

I love this girl, like my daughter. I really want her to be happy.
still wld fuk her if i could. I want to impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really jealous of all of you who know cute lolis! I just drown myself in manga.

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>>11782215
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

[Anonymous No.]

Because /jp/ is like this, it doesn't deserve happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782230
Is like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782240
cool

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>>11782247
I wish a loli would call me cool or think I was cool. Any tips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782250
Suicide's the next big thing, you should get on it before it becomes passe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782250
1) Actually be cool.
2) Do or say something that seems cool because she hasn't heard/seen it before.

かこいい！！

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782250
Learn to do a handstand or any other assorted acrobatic trick, loli's love handstands specially if you can do push ups in that position

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782254
I can do frontflips and backflips but I can't do handstands or pushups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782201
If you are already cuddling, getting hugs you should try kissing her to see how she reacts.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad has some family friends who have a 6 year old girl. They come by here once in a while for holidays and stuff like that, and the girl likes me I think
She always asks to play together with whatever we have laying around but most of the time I'll just watch TV and she'll lay with me
She hugs me a lot and a few times she even kissed me on the cheek, it was pretty cute

I'm really afraid of looking like a pedo too much, she sat on my lap once and I started getting hard which freaked me out and I had to go to the bathroom to cool off

It's honestly quite a hassle to deal with her even though she's pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

Out of all the posters in this thread, not one of you has a loli girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782277
That sort of relationship is illegal in most countries

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782277
nobody in this thread has ever had a girlfriend of any sort, loli or not

[Anonymous No.]

hey guys the other day a little girl came over to my house and i wanted to fuck her but i didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782270
Do you get to be alone with her?

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>>11782282
Yes sometimes, specifically those times when we just watch TV together on the couch

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782277
I have a loli wife, does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

I love loli threads like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never have a loli girlfriend
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782286
>i wanted to fuck her but

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782288
>loli wife
What will you do when she turns into a normal wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782292
l-lewd!!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you hear your little sister being railed by her bf in the next room.
where did it all go wrong...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782293
Murder

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782301
Ask if you can join in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782293
I'll let her choose if she still wants to be my pure wife or if she wants to be a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782301
Is your sister a train?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782301
I see you on /r9k/ don't pretend we won't notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782301
You didn't fuck her when she was young enough to obsess over you.

[Anonymous No.]

So what actually causes little girls to become obsessed with people who give them attention? It seems very common.

[Anonymous No.]

When did you realize that you were going to die a virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782277
How could you have a loli girlfriend?

You'd need a phone with which to call her, since she can't just buy one with a plan set on her credit card and hand it to you to keep an eye on you.
You'd need a car to take her places, since, she can't drive you around.
You'd need a job to buy her things with, since her babysitting money isn't going to be much.

In conclusion, you need to either be an (normalfag) adult yourself or get a rich loli girlfriend with a chauffeur. And if you can get a rich loli girlfriend, you need to kill yourself because your life has reached its high point. It's only downhill from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782317
They seek protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782270
You just reminded me of the time when the daughters of a family friend came along with them to an outing, 6 and 8.

We were sitting on seats and watching a show on the stage and the 8yo couldn't see so she sat on my lap. After a while I started getting hard because she kept squirming around and I think she noticed because she went off to play somewhere.

Later on the 6yo came to me and said she wanted to sit on my shoulders so she could see the stage (We were standing behind all the seated people because I had to watch over them).
I obliged and we ran around a bit but when she put her skirt over my head I immediately put her down and chided her on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782259
I can't really kiss a loli, can I? How do I even try to kiss her? What if she doesn't kiss me? She likes to lick my face and bite it lightly, but kissing is different.

I do wish I could kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782321
If you are not willing to do all of those things for a loli girlfriend, you shouldn't even lust after them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782321
>You'd need a phone with which to call her, since she can't just buy one with a plan set on her credit card and hand it to you to keep an eye on you.
Just set up times to meet. I don't understand why a loli would buy me a phone.

>You'd need a car to take her places, since, she can't drive you around.
Ride a bike or walk. I don't understand why a loli would drive me anywhere.

>You'd need a job to buy her things with, since her babysitting money isn't going to be much.
Just save all of your NEET money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782328
You can start with her cheeks and gradually get closer to her mouth or you can get really close to her face and slowly approach her lips until you are touching them but don't kiss her. Check her reaction, if she says something like "eww" or "you touched my lips" while looking serious, don't kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782338
Have you ever kissed a loli? I can for some reason imagine kissing a loli much more easily than I can doing anything lewd with them. This just makes me want to kiss a loli all that much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782346
I've recently kissed my cousin, she always likes to get close to my face until our noses touch so, I got the courage to actually kiss her. She said "You kissed me!", I said some cheesy stuff, hugged her and touched her cute butt.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember being a senior in HS and helping out with cleaning and stuff during the summer festival. I was working at the ice cream stand when two girls started pulling my shirt from behind to get my attention. One of them was hiding behind the other and pulling her dress.

"ummm... hi..."
"my friend here has a question for you...."

"do you have a gf?"

That was the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

I would train her to be my successor. They won't dare touch her, she's a girl. All of the stuff I'd get killed for saying, she'll say, and they'll just have to eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782361
How did you touch her butt? Did you poke it or pinch it or squeeze it or what? What did it feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782369
What happened afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782369
I wish little girls would talk to me and ask if I had a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782382
He came home from school and posted in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782374
I did not squeeze it or anything as lewd as that, when she hugged me, instead of putting my hands on her back I put her on her butt and just moved them around. She did not notice.

[Anonymous No.]

2 years ago during a vacation my friends loli daughter was interested in me. She would grab at my crotch, but im sure she was too young (7) to know what she was doing. She would do it in public and the stares were scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781749
as a /jp/isie it is your duty to lift and keep healthy. what would your waifu think dude? I've been lifting actively for about 5 years now but ill never be good enough for my waifu... but at least i can try

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782382
I didn't know how to react so I just stared at them until they left. That was the first time a girl unironically asked me if I had a gf, for someone like me who had already come to terms with the possibility of dying alone it was very shocking and heartwrenching.

[Anonymous No.]

Even as an adult man, I'm incredibly short and overwhelmingly unintimidating, so this might have played into it a little.

I was part of a community theatre show, and since some of the characters were children, a few children were part of the cast. In particular, there was one young girl who kept following me around and talking to me. As a little girl, though, she didn't have anything really all that interesting to say, but she was following me around enough to the point that other people noticed, and they made little comments that she probably had a little crush on me. I had no idea how to respond or deal with her, so I just kept treating her like normal until the show eventually ended.

Sorry if this isn't a particularly exciting story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782396
>I didn't know how to react so I just stared at them until they left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782404
If she doesn't do any work to stay skinny, I don't see why I should.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Casual Interactions with Little Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782423
Jesus Christ is he riding some sort of dirtbike? They usually have brakes routed high through the number plate like that.

I bet I could get a loli girlfriend if I had a dirtbike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782427
You could get a random slut, lolis are not impressed or interested in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782396
I would tell you that I'm disappointed with your poor performance, but I'd probably react the same way, so I'm caught in this horrible lurch between envy and empathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782431
Lolis love to go for rides on motorcycles, and big singles feel the best to girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782427
>>11782431

my niece likes it when she rides with me on the bike, she even prefers not wearing a helmet because she wouldn't feel the wind on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782435
They are scared of things like that. You are confusing loli with shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782438
I've had a 10 year old girl want to go for a ride before. A storm was approaching so I had to turn her down. One of these days I will take her for a ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782435
>Lolis love to go for rides on motorcycles, and big singles feel the best to girls.

Hmm... this explains so much about my biker-imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

This finally feels appropriate to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782435
Could a l*** have an o***** from a bike?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782506
l**** can't o*****.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782506
Without a doubt, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you all die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782527
We're just being ironic.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncpypeVIe2Q

Would you take a loli for a ride with something like this in the seat? If the picture with the girl above sitting on a seat is anything to go by, I think her crotch would be rubbing right on it.

How lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782534
Even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782534
That's just you, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782534
im not

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782455
the way her dress is riding up makes me think that her bare parts are touching the seat of that vehicle...

(*°∀°)=3

[Anonymous No.]

I would do this to her.

>>>/b/525554532

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782543
Is she really a middle schooler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782545
Even if they're not, her panties are touching it. It's an exciting picture, don't you agree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782557
there's no way to know for sure, even after what she says in the video about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782557
but her body does look pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

ℒℴѵℯ❤

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782557
>52 54 關西援交_中1_13歲_中1 13才 リカ; 未成年 少女.avi
Supposedly she's thirteen. She sure looks like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782543
I don't want to open the link.

What's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782438
What would you do if a shota took a liking to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782575
>guy asks girls details, age, bust size, etc
>guy tapes up girl and gags her with ball gag
>nipple play, vibrators and clothespins
>tortures her clit with a vibrator
>3 vibrators at one point, one in asshole, one in vag, one on clit
>girl whimpers deliciously through the ball gag
>girl gives head
>guy shows off her insides with speculum
>dump raw egg inside her
>guy fucks her, egg squirts out when he takes his cock out
>fucks some more and cums inside her
>dumps out cum+egg from her vag, collects it in a cup
>dumps it back into her vag to mix it up a bit
>dumps it back out and makes her drink it
>girl sings karaoke
>girl is in bathroom with pussy spread open via speculum
>guy pees inside girl's pussy
>they take a shower

Maybe I should visit /b/ more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782583
it's just screencaps from a video, girl is pretty cute. maybe a loli? maybe not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782439
Do you at least give her an open face helmet? It's unsafe otherwise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782585
Bully the shit out of him.

[Anonymous No.]

Is janny drunk or something? Lately threads like this aren't getting deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782543
sauce

http://www.amateur-clips.net/2013/11/54-113.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782591
Wow that's fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782617
not if it's a loli, they're so cute when they do those sorts of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782631
if you saw the video you might say otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782621
She doesn't look like a loli to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I still want a loli girlfriend god damnit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782598
But wouldn't it be better to play the good aniki?

[Anonymous No.]

someone make a new loli thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,1
later, i'm tired of talking about lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,2
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782074
I wonder if this poor soul got banned.

[Nameless Book-Reading Youkai !denX47.muQ No.]

>>11781749
>>11781756
>>11781993
>>11782404
oh my god who the hell is such a shithead that allows oneself to get fat in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,5
my parents let me get fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,5
i never took care of my health and have been gaining like 5-10 kg this year im sort of fat i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,7
i stopped eating snacks everyday due to lazy and i started losing weight

[Anonymous No.]

Lifting weights is popular with the beta normies because all they want is to get laid.

So now we're surrounded by these jacked nerd tryhards on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,9
lolis dont even like muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,10
lolis LOVE muscular guys as long as they dont feel them as scary or threatening. since I started lifting the amount of lolis approaching me increased like tenfold

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,11
its all in your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,12
This
Since you started lifting weights so you can be more attractive you're paying more attention to normies like yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,13

Exercise isn't a normie thing. Enjoy your health problems at age 30.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,14
theres a difference between exercising and weight lifting you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,15

Enjoy not attracting lolis because ur a skinny little manlet nerd with no muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782634,16
i attract lolis just fine