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So, who's your favourite touhou and why?

Weekly reminder that Yorihime is my favourite touhou.

>> No.11778127
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Udonge, because I love her and I'm going to marry her one day.

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I love Reisen!

>> No.11778133

You're still terrible at this weekly thing. Probably for the best.

>> No.11778139


but she'll give you space rabbit aids

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I don't care. Even if I die because of that, I'll die happily knowing that Reisen was my wife

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Alice, for reasons I don't even understand myself.
Do I really have to explain why I love someone? Isn't just knowing that you love them more than anything in your heart more than enough?

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>> No.11778156

But if she married you that would mean she loved you as well, and now you are leaving her with a dead husband. All alone, forever.

How cruel.

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We can always drink Hourai Elixir.
Forever together in love.

>> No.11778175

Does hourai work on youkai?

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I have too many favourites.

>> No.11778221


I love all the touhou. Except moonwhores. Fuck them.
To each his own, whatever, but you are a shitty person for liking them.
Not trying to judge you or anything just saying I really fucking hate you.

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We'll be the first couple who'll test this. Our love will be recorded on the cards of gensokyos history.

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Cool story.
Not trying to say you suck at life but I don't care about your opinion.

>> No.11778260

List them and explain why. I'm mostly interested in why you people like some girls more than others.

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I cant choose between them

>> No.11778269

aww shit, that Eirin is best Eirin

>> No.11778297

Oh dream on. Good luck getting it, and immortality is overrated.

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I like Koishi because she's totally spontaneous, which is the complete opposite of myself. Also she's super cute.

>> No.11778372

Old ladies wearing young girls clothes is my fetish but only in touhou.

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Because she is odd and likes magic.
Patchy and Marisa are cool too.

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Sanae, due to the following:

She is hardworking for her goddesses because they need faith to live, but can talk back to them too (Suwako in her 12.3 story mode), yet can go really far for their sake (the threat to Reimu in MoF).

She is nice, polite (even if she accidentally offends people), and is one of the few characters firmly on the side of humans and willing to fight for their sake. She is a goldmine of real world references and understands much more than most of the characters, which also leads to awesome facets of her personality like the interests in mech or broad knowledge about nuclear physics. Her disposition is a breath of fresh air compared to gloomy or arrogant citizens of Gensokyo and she's so energetic it's contagious. She's basically Haruhi minus the jerkassery.

She might be a little to eager a youkai exterminator, but that's just a side effect of learning a fighting style that utilizes your godly powers for an extremely fun and colorful battles that are also completely harmless. Her eagerness also contrasts with Reimu, who is mostly grumpy towards all the things Sanae is excited with, like Reimu of PC98.

She is the one girl that would both protect you and become your best friend, brightening your days. And she is not a Mary Sue either, considering the humiliation she goes through early.

Her skills are awesome too. A wide array of colorful miracles, from water to wind and falling stars, goddess summons, standard miko stuff like amulets, gohes and barriers (star-shaped in her case), and she ever plays around with ridiculous stuff like exploding fortune packets and rice crops for great results.

And as for her clothes, all the arts in this thread are a testament to her cuteness. Her eyes and hair have beautiful colors, her attire is simple yet creative (the sleeves and patterns on her skirt), she's a shapely young woman and she even has a semi-official school uniform as an alternate costiume. What more could one want?

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The only correct answer.

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tie between Hina and Sanae. if you made me pick one it would have to be Hina because she was my original #1.

>> No.11778437

I like your style

>> No.11778451

Shit you're making me fall in love for her too. You're dangerous dude, I'm going to filter you for my own safety.

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Yorihime Watatsuki, for the following reasons.
She's a Lunarian. So she's not living in some kind of weird medieval-Japan mixed with high-tech and magical stuff, she's instead living in an extremely advanced city, and is therefore more than able to use high tech gadgets. She's married, albeit it's probably for political reasons and a bit gross.
But what I really like is her experience.
Most Gensokyo citizens are happy with just living. They just sit there and wait for time to flow. Marisa does her research, Reimu drinks tea, Yukari does stuff. I think the people at the Moriya Shrine are the only one trying to move things. Even the Buddhists and the Taoists are happy with just a stalemate, with Reimu trying to keep the status quo. Meanwhile, the Lunar Capital is still moving forward, trying to discover even more stuff. Even through the moonfolks are also sitting on their asses all day long, they're still improving their technology and discover new amazing stuff. I think it's even explained in the books that they managed to make some awesome firearms. Why they're not giving them to their rabbits is beyond me, but I guess it has something to do with the expression "giving a machine gun to a monkey".

And that's another thing I like with the Lunarians : they're not perfect. They're borderline racists, some of them are treating the bunnies as shit, blaming them when things go wrong, Chang'E is still locked somewhere in the Lunar Capital, and despite their extremely advanced technology, they're still willing to put themselves in danger to try and humiliate their opponent. And despite their intelligence, they still can be outsmarted.

Now, for the reason I like Yorihime over Toyohime or Eirin : she's hard-working. While Toyohime relies on technology and her good fortune manipulation to be where her enemies expect her less, Yorihime just keeps training day after day, relying on her swordsmanship and god summoning powers to defeat her enemies. And she has a ponytail.

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I feel you

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Kanako. Words can't describe how perfect she is. Also, always bet on waifu.

>> No.11778614

She'll never be able to love you

>> No.11778611

Please try anyway.

>> No.11778667

For one, there's the air of maturity which seems to have only made her better. She comes across as someone that demands dedication but has earned it by the time you realize it.

She's for technological advancement and the betterment of society, rather than clinging to old ways. In other words, her powers help society survive.

She doesn't hate humans, but can be a bit misunderstood. That's okay though. Some of the best things in life aren't loved by everyone.

And of course, there is her natural sense of beauty.

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Yoshika Miyako.
Because Jiang-Shi are cool.

>> No.11778691


I can't feel bad for Seiga because she's such a bitch.

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I don't think you're supposed to in that picture. Yoshika, on the other hand...

>> No.11778746

Wow that art is awesome. Saved.

>> No.11778794

Why do you hate kikes?

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>> No.11778883

I've always wondered. Is it canon that she can't bend her arms at the elbows?

>> No.11778904

Well, she probably has some limited range of motion in them, seeing as she does arm flexibility exercises.

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She's not flexible, but it really depends on the illustrator's preference as to how rigid she is.

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Glorious celestial master race.
Smells like peaches.
Cute but kinda tomboyish, and one of the most beautiful touhous.
Slim and small body, would hug protectively.
Red eyes are wonderful.
That hair. That beautiful long, blue hair!
That dress and those boots. Overall 10/10 design would make main character.
I have the same hat.
Spoiled rich girl.
Her theme song sounds playful and cute as fuck.
That weapon. I'm a sucker for swords with magical properties.
Can create earthquakes? Would wreck shit with for the heck of it.
One of the most fun touhous to be around. Would befriend and go on adventures with.

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>> No.11778993

wow, stop the dumb image dump, dude

>> No.11779001

Yeah, at least say something about the picture if you're going to do that.

>> No.11779008

You realize you're complimenting Reimu's outfi too right?

>> No.11779009
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Reimu, because she reminds me of a close friend, who works as a civil servant in a regulatory agency. She has to wrangle with powerful creatures, not for fame or glory, but because there is a job to do.

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I love both Marisa and Hina. Marisa's always been my #1 since I got into Touhou; she's fun and spunky, and I tend to really like witch characters.As for Hina, I like positive characters as well, and she seems to fall under that with generally taking misfortune from others.
That being said, I like all of the Touhous; I have way too many that almost make my top favorites too (Patchouli, Alice, Reimu, Koishi, Cirno...etc)

>> No.11779012

oh god I loved amagami SS so much

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I think Iku Nagae is the Touhou I'd hang out with, so I guess she's my favorite.

>> No.11779039

wow reimu looks like a fuckin gorilla with those arms

>> No.11779047

How do you think she lays the smack down on youkai when spell cards aren't involved?

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Why? Firstly, she's enigmatic. Those violet eyes hide many mysteries. She may seem cold and arrogant on the outside, but there are hints at a softer center, some motherliness and a desire to nurture others. She is intelligent, charming, sophisticated and wise, and always seems calm and collected and in control, but there's a lot of the prankster in her, a childlike playfulness that is adorable in someone so mature in appearance and age.

Physically, her body is gorgeously voluptuous. Being smothered in her mature sensuality would be incredible.

>> No.11779057

Omg yes Yukari-sama ftw

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Utsuho because nuclear fusion.

>> No.11779080

Imagine if it kills her but you live.

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Okay, I got one.

Who was your first touhou? As in who was the first one you saw that made try and find out what she was? Mine was Meiling because people always spammed her on /a/

>> No.11779097

It's been so long I don't even remember anymore.

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Yukari because i heard her theme on youtube

>> No.11779114

Flandre. You probably know why.

>> No.11779115

Reimu. Because I used to be really into Higurashi and liked Hanyuu the best and because of the detached sleeves and miko clothes I somehow found Reimu.

>> No.11779127

Eirin. I guess I saw a few pictures over time on forums or something, and her design really stuck out to me.

>> No.11779128

That's a hard one. I guess the valid answer would be both Flandere and Remilia, since they were the album art for Draw the Emotional's Funny Party in the Fog album.

>> No.11779129

Hard to say since I got into the music before the characters. Might have been Yuuka since one of her arranges was one of the first that I liked.

>> No.11779154

Reimu was the first character I saw when I booted up Touhou 06 for the first time.

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I remember listening to her theme and enjoying it.

>> No.11779158

Cirno and Chen being spammed endlessly over /a/.

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>> No.11779194

Okuu, because of /jp/

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Nazrin is my favorite.

>> No.11779362
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Reisen Udongein Inaba.

>> No.11779378

I wish I was in teenage love with Reisen

>> No.11779381

I wish there was a romance story on THP with Reisen.
But they're all cursed, and they're dropped.

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Oops, forgot to say why.

Well first of all she's pretty cute. She also seems to be pretty responsible and reliable, seeing as she's Bishamonten's servant and all. She's a bit arrogant but timid according to SoPM, which I think would make it fun to tease her. I get the feeling she's the type of girl who, when asked for help, would say that it's a bother but help anyway. I find that cute, too.

It's a little hard to put into words, isn't it?

>> No.11779401

Kinda like a tsundere, then?

>> No.11779411

Nazrin is a mouse.

>> No.11779447

how do I get a favorite touhou?

>> No.11779455

You fill out a form and wait three to five business days.

>> No.11779457

where can I get the form?

>> No.11779463

From the magical Gensukyo mailbox.

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It was Hong for me too. She was one of the few characters that couldn't be characterized as a jerk, was often portrayed as honest and friendly. Like someone who would agree to do an interview without threatening to eat you at some point.

>> No.11779510

Considering where she works, she's probably the friendliest person in the neighbourhood.
>maid doesn't care
>the vampires will suck you dry or "accidentally" blow you
>patchouli will kick you out or try a homing fireball aiming for your ass
>koakuma will r̸̴̢͝a̕͞p̵͜͡͏̕ȩ̡̛̕͠ you

A shame there's that "sleeping gatekeeper get knifed" meme.

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>expecting something good from THP

>> No.11779586

I want to enter these gates. I really really want.

>> No.11779592
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Rinnosuke because you can pair him up with any girl and it would make sense.

Daily reminder that Sakurin is perfect and the best pairing with Sakuya involved.

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You're gonna need an invitation...

>> No.11779600

>you can pair him up with any girl and it would make sense.
You don't really mean that, do you?

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The carefree and free-willed seiga.

I like her cheerful attitude; unconcerned about reputation, morality, or death. She doesn't get hung up on the details and simply acts as she pleases. The way she fixates on things and people.

The ancient knowledge, tao wizardry, and cute pet lovingly cared for over many years are bonus.

A sexual attraction to power doesn't hurt either.

>> No.11779633

What the fuck is up with your picture?

>> No.11779650


Fuck off get that ugly slut away from my /jp/

>> No.11779653

/d/ pls go

>> No.11779661

Almost as bad as that foot fetish bullshit. Even scat makes some sense in comparison to that.

>> No.11779668

I didn't say I wasn't into it, just that /d/ material doesn't belong on this board

>> No.11779676

Oh. Well enjoy your fetish then. I just wanted to let someone know how stupid I thought foot fetishes were.

>> No.11779693

It's not that bad. The worse thing about it is how vocal foot fetishists tend to be. That's probably your biggest issue with it is anyway, right?

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how does scat make more sense? i don't really care if that's what you're into and i don't want to start anything, but just as someone who literally could not be attracted to a footless girl, why does it bother you so much?

pic related is my favorite touhou and her pretty feet. i like her because she tries her best and people make fun of her for being stupid, so i want to comfort her.

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Okuu. Because in a world of magic power, she used a power that was measurable by science. The idea of a girl who had in her body, the power of the sun, and could wield naturally is... kinda terrifying. From this power, I kinda developed a mental image of her as being this bizarre, demigod of science within the body of a cute girl.

>> No.11779747

I don't care for scat either, I was just using it as an example. Too lazy to explain in detail but I think some people are probably attracted to it as something that comes from inside of their partner's body. Same with piss fetish.

As for feet, part of it is what the guy above you said. The foot fandom is too loud and proud. Feet are just hands for your legs. You don't see anyone with hand fetishes but that's probably because they don't go around telling every corner of the internet how much they like it and how great it is.

>> No.11779768

"I want to put out a book.... a book where I get bullied."

>> No.11779774

if it's any consolation i don't like anyone who gets pushy about their fetishes. i only mention it if it's relevant to a conversation.

foot fetishes are among the most common fetishes tho (more so than hands), so that probably doesn't help.

>> No.11779855

>Implying you didn't insta-think of your waifu and said "N-no!"

>> No.11779891

Just the second thought. Doesn't change the fact that I don't think it would make any sense to pair him up with anyone.

>> No.11780712

Kinda agree with you.
It makes sense for him to start a friendship with the girls. But I can't see him starting a relationship deeper than that. Dunno, it just doesn't go along with his "I'm just living peacefully, minding my own business" impression.

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Yukari has been my waifu before I knew that term existed.
She's my favorite because I think that she can pull off cute and elegance together well.
I won't get into appearance since that varies by artist and I have my own image of what she looks and sounds like. But recently I feel that my love is fading.

>> No.11780790

Don't let your love fade!
Don't leave her, anon!

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Hey, THP has had some nice stories.

>> No.11780916

I think Ran is my favorite. I don't know what it is about her, but she's just so beautiful. Chen, Kanako, and Suwako are all honorable mentions.

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Because I'm a masochist who wants his penis bitten off by carnivorous plants

>> No.11780945

You will only get to enjoy that once, what a stupid waste.

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Yuugi. I love her muscles, size, bullet patterns, alcohol tolerance and looks.

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>> No.11780980

Are you attracted to muscular men then?

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>> No.11781031

Most men are attracted in some way or other to muscular men.

>> No.11781041

Yeah, such as "dropped story #45", or "dropped story #46".

>> No.11781050

Don't forget ``double dropped mary sue story #69''

>> No.11781132

What was so bad about them ? They seemed fine in SSiB and CiLR. Not good or particularly interesting, but I don't see why they get such hate.

>> No.11781160

Because they're overpowered to the point ZUN said they'll never be in the games because they can't lose.

>> No.11781167

They're only hated by people who cares about powerlevel and think Reimu should be unbeatable or some shit. in other words, they're disliked by shonenfags

are you a shonenfag, anon?

>> No.11781171

Why does that bother you unless you're some /tg/ sperg?

>> No.11781186

Nah, the Wade story was actually finished.

>> No.11781201

That's retarded because she isn't even unbeatable in the games.

>> No.11781208

It just boils down to these two groups:"I think these overpowered characters are boring and uninteresting" to "WAHHH HOW CAN THEY BEAT MY FAVORITE TOUHOU WITHOUT EVEN GETTING SERIOUS WHAT SHITTY CHARACTERS".

>> No.11781218

How's it like being a shonenfag?

>> No.11781221

Lunarians are cowardly scum, is there even any faction or group or race at all who the moon in it's own hunger for power hasn't fucked over in the backstory and gotten away with it. Their society dicked over humanity, seals gods because fuck you I'm from the moon, starts wars and hates the youkai too.

Which story are you referring to?

>> No.11781231

And? Gods in general are dicks, and humans don't have a good record either.

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>> No.11781239

Yukari dicked over the humans within Gensokyo and some from the outside world, seals oni and hated youkai underground because fuck you I'm Yukari, and starts wars with the Moon. She also had to resort to cowardly tricks to one-up the Moon.

Why aren't you hating on Yukari, anon?

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>2014 already
>still reading unfinished stories
This is your own doing, anon.

>> No.11781247

Nice meem arrow, they use that a lot at your home board?

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>judging women based on personality

>> No.11781252

Yes. Why?

>> No.11781254

>being this much of a nigger

>> No.11781258

Commander ProRemiriat's story was pretty good and it's finished.

>> No.11781270
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It was a fad for a while, the "whatever happen in Gensokyo is Yukari's doing".

>> No.11781274

Hartmann get out of here

>> No.11781279
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Please cut it out.

>> No.11781283
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You think your suggestion has any power here? Adorable, in an "a retarded puppy is adorable" way.

>> No.11781288

That argument doesn't really work, you know. Oni were probably considerably less cuddly in the past (much like all the other youkai including Yukari), the banishment underground sounds like a treaty that had to be made to evade a shitstorm considering how it goes both ways, and she started the war to get the worst sociopathic assholes from her own ranks killed in a subtle manner.

Whether Yukari is still a dick or if she's mellowed out depends on whether the abducting outsiders for food is true, or just smoke and mirrors to cover why people from the human village aren't getting eaten at the rate they would expect. She's a Schrödinger's asshole until there is confirmation.

>> No.11781289
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Guilty until proven innocent.

>> No.11781292
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Hartmann, please.

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>> No.11781301
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There's an easy way out, you know? That red cross on top right of your screen.
Click on it, and all your problems will go away.

Or you can stay here, and keep whining. But we all know you're going to run back home crying anyway while saying "/jp/ is sooo bad :( ".

>> No.11781315

Great, now the autists from THP are coming here.
At least proremiliat is a regular; he's tolerable.

>> No.11781321

>the banishment underground sounds like a treaty that had to be made to evade a shitstorm
That's not that different.
In Yukari's case, it's ``I don't like them (because they're troublesome), let's banish them!''
In the Moon's case, it's ``I don't like them (because they're impure), let's banish them!''
Both sides are only trying to do what's best and create a society as perfect as can be for their own kinds.

> she started the war to get the worst sociopathic assholes from her own ranks killed in a subtle manner.
If this is the sole reason, she would not have held grudges for losing against them.

>> No.11781322

The man himself will surely provide a link.

>> No.11781326
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Reimu stands for Righteousness and Justice. ZUN agreed, but feel free to bother him about it.

>> No.11781327

>In the Moon's case, it's ``I don't like them (because they're impure), let's banish them!''
I respectfully disagree with you on this point. It's not really "I don't like them, let's banish them !". It's more like "I don't like them, let's go away (on the Moon) where they can't find us !".
Do not forget that the moonfolks aren't the attackers in that story.

>> No.11781331

How is that different to ``I don't like them, let's create a barrier thicker than a thousand whale's dick where they won't be able to bother us!''?

>> No.11781335

> It's more like "I don't like them, let's go away (on the Moon) where they can't find us !".
More like "I don't like them, let's go away (on the Moon) where they can't find us! And then sabotage humans, gods and youkai throughout all of history so they stay in the dirt like the impure peasants they are!"

>> No.11781337

>Whether Yukari is still a dick or if she's mellowed out depends on whether the abducting outsiders for food is true, or just smoke and mirrors to cover why people from the human village aren't getting eaten at the rate they would expect.
And I don't think that ZUN will EVER show or even directly mention killed/eaten/mutilated/tortured human or youkai in his works.
So this part is 100% up to fans I guess.

>> No.11781338

That's still extremely different from "let's banish them".

Please, do not forget that the moonfolks weren't from the Moon to begin with, they went there because they didn't liked Earth for some reason (involving impurity).
From their pespective, Reimu and co are trying to get in their "turf". I think it's like having a retarded cousin getting in your house without taking his muddy boots first, leaving disgusting footprints everywhere. Said footprints can probably kill you or make you sick because of impurity.

More like "they're going to make us sick if they get near, let's keep them away".
Also, I request source about the the sabotaging claim. The only one Eirin more or less admitted was Apollo 13's.

>> No.11781339

Gods doing god things, who can blame them

>> No.11781347

>And I don't think that ZUN will EVER show or even directly mention killed/eaten/mutilated/tortured human or youkai in his works.
And that's one good reason why Yukari is probably full of shit in that one WaHH chapter. It feels like cheating to use something meta like that in deduction, but screw it.

>> No.11781348

> whether the abducting outsiders for food is true
That wasn't even stated anywhere by the way. Just a couple of vague hints.
So meh.

>> No.11781350

Dammit 4chan, don't erase my trip randomly.

I'd also like to remind you (or mention) of the TV Show "Doctor Who". In one episode, called "New Earth", there are human-like being called The Flesh. They are infected with all kind of sicknesses, and can kill people just by touching them.

See what I'm trying to imply here?

>> No.11781352

But the youkai are in a similar situation, where science, or rather the belief in science, is capable of killing them. Which is why it was necessary for them to isolate themselves, which, in a sense is similar to what the Moon dudes did.

>> No.11781356

Excuse me, but I fail to see the relation.

I mean, youkai are extremely vulnerable now, because nobody believe in them, and human have good weapons.
But the moonfolks are isolating themselves for different reasons. Because despite their technology, their magic and everything, they're still vulnerable.

Youkai are on the brink of extinction. Moonfolks are just following an isolationist politic (I think that's the word for a country cutting all ties and banishing foreigners, kinda like pre-Meiji Japan).

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Kisume, hopefully one day I can go to Gensokyo and she will murder me warmly!

>> No.11781376

What if she offers you to share her bucket instead?

>> No.11781377
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This is completely unrelated to the thread's topic. Please take this elsewhere.

>> No.11781417

Dude, you're putting a picture out of a porn doujin, you're one to talk.

>> No.11781422
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Tenshi is my favorite Tenshi, porn or not.

>> No.11781428

So you have no problem with watching her getting raped by her father, with unpleasants items shoved in her butt? That's some weird love.

>> No.11781432

are you a subhuman american. I'm guessing based on your primitive typing.

>> No.11781437

why is that one even so famous

>> No.11781438

No, I'm just lazy and it was late.

>> No.11781446
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She likes it so it's okay.

>> No.11781459
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Why are those Yukari futanari doujinshis so popular, or many others where the touhous are brutally raped and mindbroken?
Most people here are sick and perverted and/or sadistic.

>> No.11781575

>there are many popular JAPANESE doujins made by JAPANESE for JAPANESE
>therefore /jp/, which is composed of westerners, is sick
Does not compute.

>> No.11781585
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The reason rape, mindbreak and futanari doujin are so popular is simple: the target audience is completely inexperienced when it comes to sex within a romantic context. In fact, it's hard for them to even imagine themselves ever having sex outside of somehow forcing or controlling a woman. Futanari is popular because, having never seen a woman naked, it's their own genitalia which they are most sexually attuned to.
Same reason there's so many trap threads on 4chan.

>> No.11781586

Sure, /jp/ is that way.
But so are the "artists" for producing the content and the consumers.

Well, maybe the artists just want to make some easy money that way.

>> No.11781597

yuyuko because she is the softest

>> No.11781666
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Yukari is love.

>> No.11781867

What's wrong with her fingers?

>> No.11782005

Mind explaining me why in most of my wet dreams, I'm the one being rid by that woman looking like Yukari but talking like Glados once you destroyed the blue core?

>> No.11782024
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I have not the slightest idea about 2ho but she's really cute.
Who is this lady and why is she so perfect?

>> No.11782027

Kasen Ibara.
A hermit with a slender body, and a short skirt showing her awesome legs.

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I really like her.
What do hermits do all day long?

>> No.11782046

Ibaraki. And she's an oni posing as a hermit.

>> No.11782051

chant sutras and eat mist

>> No.11782054

It's not canon until proven otherwise.

Except looking like a cutie? I dunno. Raising animals and pestering Reimu, I guess.

>> No.11782062
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She's got her own manga (Wild and Horned Hermit) so you should read that.

There's been signs of it every other chapter. Yukari, Suika, Komachi, and I'm sure I'm forgetting some. Plus the title of the manga itself. Well, it's been explicitly stated she's not a real hermit, at least.

>> No.11782069
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OK, who is this Commander person and what is his story?

Here's my favorite.

>> No.11782071

The art style of Wild and Horny Hermit is peculiar, he might not like it.

>> No.11782076

Google his trip.

>> No.11782084
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I think it's cute, but you're right. Anyway he won't know how nice of a girl she is without reading it.

>> No.11782096
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It's been explicitly stated/proven she is not a real hermit as well as a youkai. Although the youkai part was in OSP.

>> No.11782099

I was just saying.
If he's used to Pixiv's sexy drawing showing Kasen's impressive legs, he'll be disappointed by WaHH's... really unique art style.

>> No.11782127

You know, for some reason Kasen always struck me as a slut. I'm not sure why.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. I like that.

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>> No.11782179

I haven't found the same results, weird.

Maybe because she's of the nagging sort, like Shikieiki?

>> No.11782182

That's the porn talking, a lot of which is a complete 180 of Kasen's actual character.

>> No.11782189

That's weird because I had that image of her before I even looked up any porn of her.

>> No.11782199
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I have been notified of this thread, and I am here to tell you that I am, in fact, Commander proREMIRIAt.

Hope this puts the issue to rest. My favourite Touhu is Reimu. Have a good day.

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>> No.11782200

Post moar.

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>> No.11782214

Nagging is slutty?

That is bizarre. What of her had you seen when you came up with this view?

>> No.11782222

It's the pink and the roses. Too lewd.

>> No.11782227

Sup YAF.
How're you doing?

>> No.11782226

Her entry on the Touhou Wiki.
After that I looked up some art and noticed she's often portrayed with very large breasts, which further reinforced the thought.

Quads don't lie. This man is on to something.

>> No.11782233

Yeah, ok I admit it. I'm YAF.

And I promise that I will write a new Satori x Remilia history starting tomorrow. Without fail.

Reimu is the 17th best Touhou

>> No.11782235

>I promise that I will write
That's what they all say. Where's my rabbit story?

>> No.11782243
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>Satori x Remilia

>> No.11782471
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Kogasa. Because she's trying to be scary, fails at it, get depressed easily, but quickly regains her cheerfulness.
It's like she's constantly trying to smile, no matter the situation, and I like that.

>> No.11784282

>It's been explicitly stated/proven she is not a real hermit
So why is Komachi constantly bugging her?

>> No.11784286
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Where's my SatoxRemi?

>> No.11784290
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You said there would be SatoxRemi, Proremiriat.

>> No.11784292

But I'm YAF, remember?. Ask me at touhou-project.

>> No.11784305

But you're posting here ! Post it here !

>> No.11784318


>> No.11784319
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this cutie over here is the best

>> No.11784324

Explain why.

>> No.11784336
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Youmu because she is so adorable with her outfit and has a sword

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>> No.11784359

Explain >>11782199 then.

>> No.11784363

And I'm not ddyk.

>> No.11784365

Shut the fuck up attentionwhores.

>> No.11784372

I just want my sweet onee-sans making love.

>> No.11784391

There's nothing unnatural with that.

>> No.11784411

who is that? Is that one of those rumor touhous who got planned and then cut from final version?

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>> No.11784427
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It's Yumemi. She was supposed to appear in HM but had to be cut due to time constraints.

>> No.11784429
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Even I am mystified over the fact why i like marisa so much, maybe it's because her cute outfit, maybe her easy-going attitude, she's always having fun even when everything's about to explode, she never insults anybody, her hair is cute, the best hat.

I love marisa.

>> No.11784582

Sorry dude, you fucked up bad.

>> No.11784795
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Sakuya because I have a huge maid fetish.

>> No.11785228
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The former Hakurei miko because she's full of scars and yet is feminine.

>> No.11786686

>full of scars
Where does she keep them?

>> No.11786899
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Don't know. You'd have to ask Komachi why she hangs out with someone who's not a hermit.

>> No.11787417

Probably slacking.

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Komachi doesn't even have business with hermits. It's the reaper shinigami who must hunt down hermits and celestials. She makes this clear in Scarlet Weather Rhapsody that she's just a ferryman. (She implies she could reap souls, but it would get her in big trouble with Shikieiki.)

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>> No.11787482
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She doesn't have the tenacity or drive to be a reaper anyway.

>> No.11787847

And she's not creepy enough to be one.

>> No.11787932

In Gensokyo you don't need to be creepy to be a Shinigami.

>> No.11787985

That doesn't stop her from threatening/warning people wherever she goes.

I mean, what, she warned Marisa that she is sure to fall in Hell for her sins and desecrations. And she is just a teenager.

>> No.11788177

But it helps.

>> No.11788345

Nitori, because a guy called Raocow did a lets play of Nitroid, she's also one of my favorite touhous

>> No.11788437

She's even more than a jew-i mean, merchant, than Reimu.

>> No.11788482
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Meiling, definitely.

I can't help but find her to be an interesting character in an interesting position.

For many of Gensokyo's normal residents she's the face of the SDM: The kind gatekeeper who will happily hold a conversation with you, whom you can walk away from not even realizing she's a youkai.

This, combined with being trained in the martial arts, implies a very unusual and un-youkai life previous to prior to working for Remilia.

On top of all this she's also a complete underdog, armed with a set of skills that upon moving to Gensokyo, became almost entirely useless. Despite that she doesn't let it keep her down, and maintains a bright and cheerful attitude.

>> No.11788887
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Rin of course

>> No.11788904

And why?

>> No.11788934


>> No.11788969
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Have I already told you about how I like Yorihime?

>> No.11788976
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Stop abusing words like "daily" and "weekly".

>> No.11788997
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I love Orin too, so I'll answer on anon's behalf.
Looks? Redhead, pigtails, those adorable canine (feline?) teeth and those pixie-ears... utterly adorable. That green velvet dress and her black bows are also classy and yet cute in an old-fashioned way.
Personality? Cheerful, loyal, generous, selfless.... and it's all canon too, if you care about that sort of thing.
AND she has some awesome dance moves.
Conclusion: perfect wife material.
Only issue is that you'd have to share her with Okuu. Maybe that wouldn't be a problem.

>> No.11788999

Stop trying to educate attentionwhores, they are retarded.

>> No.11789006

>Conclusion: perfect wife material.
Mmm... Perfect GIRLFRIEND material, you mean. Or maybe lover material. But wife, I dunno.

You should google "attention whores".

>> No.11789014

What for? Bitch nigga put on a trip, he is a fucking faggot. Are you another tripshit sucking his dick or are you just samefagging?

>> No.11789023

Just saying there's a difference between a tripfag and an attention whore, no need to get mad.

>> No.11789033

Are you implying they aren't doing it for attention? Please elaborate.

>> No.11789038
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Why would I do something like that?

>> No.11789048

What I mean is that while the goals may be the same (depends of the guy's motivation, but let's assume the worst), the modus operanti isn't the same.
Attention whores will try to promote youtube videos starring them, while tripfags are just posting with a trip.

>> No.11789060

>while tripfags are just posting with a trip.
Which promotes their dumb personality they decide to take up here, same fucking shit. All of them should go kill themselves.

>> No.11789069
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Where's my Satorin x Remilia? Post it or I'll post Satorin getting tenderly loved by a human male.

>> No.11789073
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He exists, you know?
If it would go for Females only, i would pick Orin ofcourse.

I dont really know why I like Youki so much, maybe because he is a male Version of Youmu with much more experience and wisdom

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>All of them should go kill themselves.
Now, now, that's being harsh.
Besides, it's not like people really care about trips to begin with.

I tried saying something, and then saying the opposite, while using the same trip. People just don't care for that. You're the first guy in 2 months who even noticed I was using a trip.

And not because he's mysterious?

>> No.11789082
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Are you saying Youki is even sluttier than the dork?

>> No.11789090
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The Touhou that I love the most is Utsuho.

The Touhou I like the most is a toss-up between Youmu and Mima.

>> No.11789093

Get fucked.

>> No.11789098

And with that, I forgot to say why I like Nue.
I'll make it quick and then I'll drop the trip for the time being, since there's a guy whining and shitting up the thread :
-has a lot of connections
-quite easy-going despite being a youkai.
-is incredibly friendly for a youkai that got killed several centuries ago

I'd rate her #3 in my top 100.

>> No.11789095


what are you doing in there yuyuko, thats not where food is.

>> No.11789189

We should have added it to OP, but explain why, please.

>> No.11789225

Oh, sorry.

It mostly has to do with look as far as Okuu and Mima go, although with Okuu I like the silly way that she thinks, and I'm also a fan of birds. With Mima, I think she's pretty cool looking, but I also really like her boss themes. With Youmu, I like that she seems like a hard worker. I've also always liked a girl with a sword, and I think the whole half-phantom thing is pretty cool.

>> No.11789232

she looks like Komari from NNB

>> No.11789310

>Mmm... Perfect GIRLFRIEND material, you mean.

I guess you're probably not married, anon. Take it from me: loyalty and generosity and especially positivity are vital for a wife to have. Otherwise your life can be pretty miserable, no matter how nurturing and organised and hardworking and good with kids she is.

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Reisen. She just has a ton of upsides and no downsides at all.

Closely behind her is Youmu.

>> No.11789390

>no downsides
She's weak against alcohol.

>> No.11791232

How is that a downside?

>> No.11791349
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Please, no. Leave Satori alone.

>> No.11791362

Is having your blood sucked really as erotic as these pictures make it out to be?

>> No.11791363

Please elaborate. What's perfect wife material?

>> No.11791370

It's a bit less erotic when done by a creepy man dressed in white using a syringue.

>> No.11791656

tripfags are sin and should be erased with fire.

>> No.11791766

>getting this mad
go back to >>>/b/

>> No.11794831

no shit sherlock

>> No.11796911
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Know I'm late to the party but it's Kaguya. This pic specifically for some weird reason.

She's also tied for best Touhou with Reisen, but really there are so many that are close to perfect right behind them that it almost doesn't matter. Touhous have a direct connection to the boner region of my brain.

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Alice is my favorite since she's broken as hell when teamed up with Marisa. Also she has western sensibilities and maybe if we got to know each other well enough we could paint Warhammer figurines together.

She's also the first Touhou I learned about due to those cross-board posts where the OP would roleplay/avatarfag as a stuttering shy Alice.

Medic with phlebotomy training here; I'm sorry I creep you out.

>> No.11797010

there was that video a while back of a guy talking about being born out of a touhou and calling her mommy in a very girly way but i don't like any touhou that much so i don't have a favourite

>> No.11797016
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If you look like this you can venipuncture me all you want.

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I brought a present for you /jp/

>> No.11797041
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But Anon, I'm not a doctor.

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>> No.11797512

I am one.
Now I'll just stick the thermometer somewhere.

>> No.11797989

So you like girls with eyes looking like capital P?

>> No.11797996

I hope there's a dick under that ribbon

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Maybe, I actually do like that expression. The same artist usually draws her with big, pretty eyes and a gorgeous body but in that panel she looks like an annoyed alien: her head is huge and her tiny body is too slender to look chibi. It's such an odd look.

>> No.11802925

Isn't it because it's supposed to be a funny look?