/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So, who's your favourite touhou and why?


Weekly reminder that Yorihime is my favourite touhou.

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Udonge, because I love her and I'm going to marry her one day.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Reisen!

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>>11778117
You're still terrible at this weekly thing. Probably for the best.

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>>11778127

but she'll give you space rabbit aids

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froggy

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>>11778139
I don't care. Even if I die because of that, I'll die happily knowing that Reisen was my wife

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>>11778117
Alice, for reasons I don't even understand myself.
Do I really have to explain why I love someone? Isn't just knowing that you love them more than anything in your heart more than enough?

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mommy

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>>11778149
But if she married you that would mean she loved you as well, and now you are leaving her with a dead husband. All alone, forever.

How cruel.
nuehehehe

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>>11778156
We can always drink Hourai Elixir.
Forever together in love.

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>>11778164
Does hourai work on youkai?

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>>11778117

I have too many favourites.

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>>11778117

I love all the touhou. Except moonwhores. Fuck them.
To each his own, whatever, but you are a shitty person for liking them.
Not trying to judge you or anything just saying I really fucking hate you.

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>>11778175
Dunno.
We'll be the first couple who'll test this. Our love will be recorded on the cards of gensokyos history.

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>>11778221
Cool story.
Not trying to say you suck at life but I don't care about your opinion.

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>>11778193
List them and explain why. I'm mostly interested in why you people like some girls more than others.

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I cant choose between them

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>>11778266
aww shit, that Eirin is best Eirin

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>>11778164
Oh dream on. Good luck getting it, and immortality is overrated.

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I like Koishi because she's totally spontaneous, which is the complete opposite of myself. Also she's super cute.

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>>11778266
Old ladies wearing young girls clothes is my fetish but only in touhou.

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>>11778266

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Alice
Because she is odd and likes magic.
Patchy and Marisa are cool too.

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Sanae, due to the following:

She is hardworking for her goddesses because they need faith to live, but can talk back to them too (Suwako in her 12.3 story mode), yet can go really far for their sake (the threat to Reimu in MoF).

She is nice, polite (even if she accidentally offends people), and is one of the few characters firmly on the side of humans and willing to fight for their sake. She is a goldmine of real world references and understands much more than most of the characters, which also leads to awesome facets of her personality like the interests in mech or broad knowledge about nuclear physics. Her disposition is a breath of fresh air compared to gloomy or arrogant citizens of Gensokyo and she's so energetic it's contagious. She's basically Haruhi minus the jerkassery.

She might be a little to eager a youkai exterminator, but that's just a side effect of learning a fighting style that utilizes your godly powers for an extremely fun and colorful battles that are also completely harmless. Her eagerness also contrasts with Reimu, who is mostly grumpy towards all the things Sanae is excited with, like Reimu of PC98.

She is the one girl that would both protect you and become your best friend, brightening your days. And she is not a Mary Sue either, considering the humiliation she goes through early.

Her skills are awesome too. A wide array of colorful miracles, from water to wind and falling stars, goddess summons, standard miko stuff like amulets, gohes and barriers (star-shaped in her case), and she ever plays around with ridiculous stuff like exploding fortune packets and rice crops for great results.

And as for her clothes, all the arts in this thread are a testament to her cuteness. Her eyes and hair have beautiful colors, her attire is simple yet creative (the sleeves and patterns on her skirt), she's a shapely young woman and she even has a semi-official school uniform as an alternate costiume. What more could one want?

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The only correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

tie between Hina and Sanae. if you made me pick one it would have to be Hina because she was my original #1.

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>>11778410
I like your style

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>>11778410
Shit you're making me fall in love for her too. You're dangerous dude, I'm going to filter you for my own safety.

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Yorihime Watatsuki, for the following reasons.
She's a Lunarian. So she's not living in some kind of weird medieval-Japan mixed with high-tech and magical stuff, she's instead living in an extremely advanced city, and is therefore more than able to use high tech gadgets. She's married, albeit it's probably for political reasons and a bit gross.
But what I really like is her experience.
Most Gensokyo citizens are happy with just living. They just sit there and wait for time to flow. Marisa does her research, Reimu drinks tea, Yukari does stuff. I think the people at the Moriya Shrine are the only one trying to move things. Even the Buddhists and the Taoists are happy with just a stalemate, with Reimu trying to keep the status quo. Meanwhile, the Lunar Capital is still moving forward, trying to discover even more stuff. Even through the moonfolks are also sitting on their asses all day long, they're still improving their technology and discover new amazing stuff. I think it's even explained in the books that they managed to make some awesome firearms. Why they're not giving them to their rabbits is beyond me, but I guess it has something to do with the expression "giving a machine gun to a monkey".

And that's another thing I like with the Lunarians : they're not perfect. They're borderline racists, some of them are treating the bunnies as shit, blaming them when things go wrong, Chang'E is still locked somewhere in the Lunar Capital, and despite their extremely advanced technology, they're still willing to put themselves in danger to try and humiliate their opponent. And despite their intelligence, they still can be outsmarted.

Now, for the reason I like Yorihime over Toyohime or Eirin : she's hard-working. While Toyohime relies on technology and her good fortune manipulation to be where her enemies expect her less, Yorihime just keeps training day after day, relying on her swordsmanship and god summoning powers to defeat her enemies. And she has a ponytail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11778266
I feel you

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Kanako. Words can't describe how perfect she is. Also, always bet on waifu.

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>>11778305
She'll never be able to love you

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>>11778582
Please try anyway.

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>>11778611
For one, there's the air of maturity which seems to have only made her better. She comes across as someone that demands dedication but has earned it by the time you realize it.

She's for technological advancement and the betterment of society, rather than clinging to old ways. In other words, her powers help society survive.

She doesn't hate humans, but can be a bit misunderstood. That's okay though. Some of the best things in life aren't loved by everyone.

And of course, there is her natural sense of beauty.

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Yoshika Miyako.
Because Jiang-Shi are cool.

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>>11778672

I can't feel bad for Seiga because she's such a bitch.

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>>11778691
I don't think you're supposed to in that picture. Yoshika, on the other hand...

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>>11778731
Wow that art is awesome. Saved.

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>>11778542
Why do you hate kikes?

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>>11778672
I've always wondered. Is it canon that she can't bend her arms at the elbows?

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>>11778883
Well, she probably has some limited range of motion in them, seeing as she does arm flexibility exercises.

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>>11778883
She's not flexible, but it really depends on the illustrator's preference as to how rigid she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Glorious celestial master race.
Smells like peaches.
Cute but kinda tomboyish, and one of the most beautiful touhous.
Slim and small body, would hug protectively.
Red eyes are wonderful.
That hair. That beautiful long, blue hair!
That dress and those boots. Overall 10/10 design would make main character.
I have the same hat.
Spoiled rich girl.
Her theme song sounds playful and cute as fuck.
That weapon. I'm a sucker for swords with magical properties.
Can create earthquakes? Would wreck shit with for the heck of it.
One of the most fun touhous to be around. Would befriend and go on adventures with.

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wow, stop the dumb image dump, dude

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Yeah, at least say something about the picture if you're going to do that.

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>>11778410
You realize you're complimenting Reimu's outfi too right?

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>>11778117
Reimu, because she reminds me of a close friend, who works as a civil servant in a regulatory agency. She has to wrangle with powerful creatures, not for fame or glory, but because there is a job to do.

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I love both Marisa and Hina. Marisa's always been my #1 since I got into Touhou; she's fun and spunky, and I tend to really like witch characters.As for Hina, I like positive characters as well, and she seems to fall under that with generally taking misfortune from others.
That being said, I like all of the Touhous; I have way too many that almost make my top favorites too (Patchouli, Alice, Reimu, Koishi, Cirno...etc)

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>>11778584
oh god I loved amagami SS so much

[Anonymous No.]

I think Iku Nagae is the Touhou I'd hang out with, so I guess she's my favorite.

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>>11779009
wow reimu looks like a fuckin gorilla with those arms

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>>11779039
How do you think she lays the smack down on youkai when spell cards aren't involved?

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari.

Why? Firstly, she's enigmatic. Those violet eyes hide many mysteries. She may seem cold and arrogant on the outside, but there are hints at a softer center, some motherliness and a desire to nurture others. She is intelligent, charming, sophisticated and wise, and always seems calm and collected and in control, but there's a lot of the prankster in her, a childlike playfulness that is adorable in someone so mature in appearance and age.

Physically, her body is gorgeously voluptuous. Being smothered in her mature sensuality would be incredible.

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>>11779048
Omg yes Yukari-sama ftw

[Anonymous No.]

Utsuho because nuclear fusion.

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>>11778225
Imagine if it kills her but you live.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I got one.

Who was your first touhou? As in who was the first one you saw that made try and find out what she was? Mine was Meiling because people always spammed her on /a/

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>>11779086
It's been so long I don't even remember anymore.

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>>11779086
Yukari because i heard her theme on youtube

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>>11779086
Flandre. You probably know why.

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>>11779086
Reimu. Because I used to be really into Higurashi and liked Hanyuu the best and because of the detached sleeves and miko clothes I somehow found Reimu.

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>>11779086
Eirin. I guess I saw a few pictures over time on forums or something, and her design really stuck out to me.

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>>11779086
That's a hard one. I guess the valid answer would be both Flandere and Remilia, since they were the album art for Draw the Emotional's Funny Party in the Fog album.

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>>11779086
Hard to say since I got into the music before the characters. Might have been Yuuka since one of her arranges was one of the first that I liked.

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>>11779086
Reimu was the first character I saw when I booted up Touhou 06 for the first time.

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>>11779086
Yuyuko
I remember listening to her theme and enjoying it.

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>>11779086
Cirno and Chen being spammed endlessly over /a/.

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Wakasagihime

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>>11779086
Okuu, because of /jp/

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Nazrin is my favorite.

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>>11779086
Reisen Udongein Inaba.

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>>11779362
I wish I was in teenage love with Reisen

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>>11779378
I wish there was a romance story on THP with Reisen.
But they're all cursed, and they're dropped.

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>>11779381
>THP

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>>11779346
Oops, forgot to say why.

Well first of all she's pretty cute. She also seems to be pretty responsible and reliable, seeing as she's Bishamonten's servant and all. She's a bit arrogant but timid according to SoPM, which I think would make it fun to tease her. I get the feeling she's the type of girl who, when asked for help, would say that it's a bother but help anyway. I find that cute, too.

It's a little hard to put into words, isn't it?

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>>11779396
Kinda like a tsundere, then?

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>>11779346
Nazrin is a mouse.

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how do I get a favorite touhou?

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>>11779447
You fill out a form and wait three to five business days.

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>>11779455
where can I get the form?

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>>11779457
From the magical Gensukyo mailbox.

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>>11779086
It was Hong for me too. She was one of the few characters that couldn't be characterized as a jerk, was often portrayed as honest and friendly. Like someone who would agree to do an interview without threatening to eat you at some point.

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>>11779501
Considering where she works, she's probably the friendliest person in the neighbourhood.
>maid doesn't care
>the vampires will suck you dry or "accidentally" blow you
>patchouli will kick you out or try a homing fireball aiming for your ass
>koakuma will r̸̴̢͝a̕͞p̵͜͡͏̕ȩ̡̛̕͠ you

A shame there's that "sleeping gatekeeper get knifed" meme.

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>>11779381
>expecting something good from THP

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>>11779501
I want to enter these gates. I really really want.

[Anonymous No.]

Rinnosuke because you can pair him up with any girl and it would make sense.

Daily reminder that Sakurin is perfect and the best pairing with Sakuya involved.

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>>11779586
You're gonna need an invitation...

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>>11779592
>you can pair him up with any girl and it would make sense.
You don't really mean that, do you?

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The carefree and free-willed seiga.

I like her cheerful attitude; unconcerned about reputation, morality, or death. She doesn't get hung up on the details and simply acts as she pleases. The way she fixates on things and people.

The ancient knowledge, tao wizardry, and cute pet lovingly cared for over many years are bonus.

A sexual attraction to power doesn't hurt either.

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>>11779625
What the fuck is up with your picture?

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>>11778117
>Yorihime

Fuck off get that ugly slut away from my /jp/

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>>11779625
>nosehooks
/d/ pls go

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>>11779653
Almost as bad as that foot fetish bullshit. Even scat makes some sense in comparison to that.

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>>11779661
I didn't say I wasn't into it, just that /d/ material doesn't belong on this board

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>>11779668
Oh. Well enjoy your fetish then. I just wanted to let someone know how stupid I thought foot fetishes were.

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>>11779676
It's not that bad. The worse thing about it is how vocal foot fetishists tend to be. That's probably your biggest issue with it is anyway, right?

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>>11779676
how does scat make more sense? i don't really care if that's what you're into and i don't want to start anything, but just as someone who literally could not be attracted to a footless girl, why does it bother you so much?

pic related is my favorite touhou and her pretty feet. i like her because she tries her best and people make fun of her for being stupid, so i want to comfort her.

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>>11779086
Okuu. Because in a world of magic power, she used a power that was measurable by science. The idea of a girl who had in her body, the power of the sun, and could wield naturally is... kinda terrifying. From this power, I kinda developed a mental image of her as being this bizarre, demigod of science within the body of a cute girl.

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>>11779726
I don't care for scat either, I was just using it as an example. Too lazy to explain in detail but I think some people are probably attracted to it as something that comes from inside of their partner's body. Same with piss fetish.

As for feet, part of it is what the guy above you said. The foot fandom is too loud and proud. Feet are just hands for your legs. You don't see anyone with hand fetishes but that's probably because they don't go around telling every corner of the internet how much they like it and how great it is.

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>>11779625
"I want to put out a book.... a book where I get bullied."

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>>11779747
if it's any consolation i don't like anyone who gets pushy about their fetishes. i only mention it if it's relevant to a conversation.

foot fetishes are among the most common fetishes tho (more so than hands), so that probably doesn't help.

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>>11779600
>Implying you didn't insta-think of your waifu and said "N-no!"

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>>11779855
Just the second thought. Doesn't change the fact that I don't think it would make any sense to pair him up with anyone.

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>>11779891
Kinda agree with you.
It makes sense for him to start a friendship with the girls. But I can't see him starting a relationship deeper than that. Dunno, it just doesn't go along with his "I'm just living peacefully, minding my own business" impression.

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Yukari has been my waifu before I knew that term existed.
She's my favorite because I think that she can pull off cute and elegance together well.
I won't get into appearance since that varies by artist and I have my own image of what she looks and sounds like. But recently I feel that my love is fading.

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>>11780763
Don't let your love fade!
Don't leave her, anon!

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>>11779525
Hey, THP has had some nice stories.

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I think Ran is my favorite. I don't know what it is about her, but she's just so beautiful. Chen, Kanako, and Suwako are all honorable mentions.

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Yuuka.
Because I'm a masochist who wants his penis bitten off by carnivorous plants

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>>11780923
You will only get to enjoy that once, what a stupid waste.

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Yuugi. I love her muscles, size, bullet patterns, alcohol tolerance and looks.

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Yumemi

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>>11780953
Are you attracted to muscular men then?

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>>11780980
Yes?

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>>11780980
Most men are attracted in some way or other to muscular men.

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>>11780840
Yeah, such as "dropped story #45", or "dropped story #46".

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>>11781041
Don't forget ``double dropped mary sue story #69''

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>>11778221
What was so bad about them ? They seemed fine in SSiB and CiLR. Not good or particularly interesting, but I don't see why they get such hate.

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>>11781132
Because they're overpowered to the point ZUN said they'll never be in the games because they can't lose.

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>>11781132
>>11781160
They're only hated by people who cares about powerlevel and think Reimu should be unbeatable or some shit. in other words, they're disliked by shonenfags

are you a shonenfag, anon?

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>>11781160
Why does that bother you unless you're some /tg/ sperg?

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>>11781050
Nah, the Wade story was actually finished.

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>>11781167
That's retarded because she isn't even unbeatable in the games.

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>>11781171
>>11781201
It just boils down to these two groups:"I think these overpowered characters are boring and uninteresting" to "WAHHH HOW CAN THEY BEAT MY FAVORITE TOUHOU WITHOUT EVEN GETTING SERIOUS WHAT SHITTY CHARACTERS".

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>>11781201
How's it like being a shonenfag?

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>>11781132
Lunarians are cowardly scum, is there even any faction or group or race at all who the moon in it's own hunger for power hasn't fucked over in the backstory and gotten away with it. Their society dicked over humanity, seals gods because fuck you I'm from the moon, starts wars and hates the youkai too.

>>11781186
Which story are you referring to?

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>>11781221
And? Gods in general are dicks, and humans don't have a good record either.

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>>11781218
What?

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>>11781221
Yukari dicked over the humans within Gensokyo and some from the outside world, seals oni and hated youkai underground because fuck you I'm Yukari, and starts wars with the Moon. She also had to resort to cowardly tricks to one-up the Moon.

Why aren't you hating on Yukari, anon?

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>>11781050
>>11781041
>2014 already
>still reading unfinished stories
This is your own doing, anon.

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>>11781241
Nice meem arrow, they use that a lot at your home board?

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>>11781239
>judging women based on personality
shiggy

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>>11781247
Yes. Why?

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>>11781249
>being this much of a nigger

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>>11781041
Commander ProRemiriat's story was pretty good and it's finished.

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>>11781239
It was a fad for a while, the "whatever happen in Gensokyo is Yukari's doing".

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>>11781270
Hartmann get out of here

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>>11781258
Please cut it out.

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>>11781274
You think your suggestion has any power here? Adorable, in an "a retarded puppy is adorable" way.

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>>11781239
That argument doesn't really work, you know. Oni were probably considerably less cuddly in the past (much like all the other youkai including Yukari), the banishment underground sounds like a treaty that had to be made to evade a shitstorm considering how it goes both ways, and she started the war to get the worst sociopathic assholes from her own ranks killed in a subtle manner.

Whether Yukari is still a dick or if she's mellowed out depends on whether the abducting outsiders for food is true, or just smoke and mirrors to cover why people from the human village aren't getting eaten at the rate they would expect. She's a Schrödinger's asshole until there is confirmation.

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>>11781279
Guilty until proven innocent.

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>>11781283
Hartmann, please.

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>>11781258
Link?

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>>11781292
There's an easy way out, you know? That red cross on top right of your screen.
Click on it, and all your problems will go away.


Or you can stay here, and keep whining. But we all know you're going to run back home crying anyway while saying "/jp/ is sooo bad :( ".

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>>11781274
>>11781283
>>11781292
>>11781301
Great, now the autists from THP are coming here.
At least proremiliat is a regular; he's tolerable.

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>>11781288
>the banishment underground sounds like a treaty that had to be made to evade a shitstorm
That's not that different.
In Yukari's case, it's ``I don't like them (because they're troublesome), let's banish them!''
In the Moon's case, it's ``I don't like them (because they're impure), let's banish them!''
Both sides are only trying to do what's best and create a society as perfect as can be for their own kinds.

> she started the war to get the worst sociopathic assholes from her own ranks killed in a subtle manner.
If this is the sole reason, she would not have held grudges for losing against them.

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>>11781298
The man himself will surely provide a link.

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Reimu stands for Righteousness and Justice. ZUN agreed, but feel free to bother him about it.

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>>11781321
>In the Moon's case, it's ``I don't like them (because they're impure), let's banish them!''
I respectfully disagree with you on this point. It's not really "I don't like them, let's banish them !". It's more like "I don't like them, let's go away (on the Moon) where they can't find us !".
Do not forget that the moonfolks aren't the attackers in that story.

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>>11781327
How is that different to ``I don't like them, let's create a barrier thicker than a thousand whale's dick where they won't be able to bother us!''?

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>>11781327
> It's more like "I don't like them, let's go away (on the Moon) where they can't find us !".
More like "I don't like them, let's go away (on the Moon) where they can't find us! And then sabotage humans, gods and youkai throughout all of history so they stay in the dirt like the impure peasants they are!"

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>>11781288
>Whether Yukari is still a dick or if she's mellowed out depends on whether the abducting outsiders for food is true, or just smoke and mirrors to cover why people from the human village aren't getting eaten at the rate they would expect.
And I don't think that ZUN will EVER show or even directly mention killed/eaten/mutilated/tortured human or youkai in his works.
So this part is 100% up to fans I guess.

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>>11781331
That's still extremely different from "let's banish them".

Please, do not forget that the moonfolks weren't from the Moon to begin with, they went there because they didn't liked Earth for some reason (involving impurity).
From their pespective, Reimu and co are trying to get in their "turf". I think it's like having a retarded cousin getting in your house without taking his muddy boots first, leaving disgusting footprints everywhere. Said footprints can probably kill you or make you sick because of impurity.

>>11781335
More like "they're going to make us sick if they get near, let's keep them away".
Also, I request source about the the sabotaging claim. The only one Eirin more or less admitted was Apollo 13's.

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>>11781335
Gods doing god things, who can blame them

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>>11781337
>And I don't think that ZUN will EVER show or even directly mention killed/eaten/mutilated/tortured human or youkai in his works.
And that's one good reason why Yukari is probably full of shit in that one WaHH chapter. It feels like cheating to use something meta like that in deduction, but screw it.

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>>11781288
> whether the abducting outsiders for food is true
That wasn't even stated anywhere by the way. Just a couple of vague hints.
So meh.

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>>11781338
Dammit 4chan, don't erase my trip randomly.

I'd also like to remind you (or mention) of the TV Show "Doctor Who". In one episode, called "New Earth", there are human-like being called The Flesh. They are infected with all kind of sicknesses, and can kill people just by touching them.

See what I'm trying to imply here?

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>>11781350
>>11781338
But the youkai are in a similar situation, where science, or rather the belief in science, is capable of killing them. Which is why it was necessary for them to isolate themselves, which, in a sense is similar to what the Moon dudes did.

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>>11781352
Excuse me, but I fail to see the relation.

I mean, youkai are extremely vulnerable now, because nobody believe in them, and human have good weapons.
But the moonfolks are isolating themselves for different reasons. Because despite their technology, their magic and everything, they're still vulnerable.

Youkai are on the brink of extinction. Moonfolks are just following an isolationist politic (I think that's the word for a country cutting all ties and banishing foreigners, kinda like pre-Meiji Japan).

[Anonymous No.]

Kisume, hopefully one day I can go to Gensokyo and she will murder me warmly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781371
What if she offers you to share her bucket instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781356
>>11781352
>>11781350
>>11781347
This is completely unrelated to the thread's topic. Please take this elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781377
Dude, you're putting a picture out of a porn doujin, you're one to talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781417
Tenshi is my favorite Tenshi, porn or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781422
So you have no problem with watching her getting raped by her father, with unpleasants items shoved in her butt? That's some weird love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11778910
are you a subhuman american. I'm guessing based on your primitive typing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781428
why is that one even so famous

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781432
No, I'm just lazy and it was late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781428
She likes it so it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781437
Why are those Yukari futanari doujinshis so popular, or many others where the touhous are brutally raped and mindbroken?
Most people here are sick and perverted and/or sadistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781459
>there are many popular JAPANESE doujins made by JAPANESE for JAPANESE
>therefore /jp/, which is composed of westerners, is sick
Does not compute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781459
The reason rape, mindbreak and futanari doujin are so popular is simple: the target audience is completely inexperienced when it comes to sex within a romantic context. In fact, it's hard for them to even imagine themselves ever having sex outside of somehow forcing or controlling a woman. Futanari is popular because, having never seen a woman naked, it's their own genitalia which they are most sexually attuned to.
Same reason there's so many trap threads on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781575
Sure, /jp/ is that way.
But so are the "artists" for producing the content and the consumers.

Well, maybe the artists just want to make some easy money that way.

[Anonymous No.]

yuyuko because she is the softest

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781666
What's wrong with her fingers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11781585
Mind explaining me why in most of my wet dreams, I'm the one being rid by that woman looking like Yukari but talking like Glados once you destroyed the blue core?

[Anonymous No.]

I have not the slightest idea about 2ho but she's really cute.
Who is this lady and why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782024
Kasen Ibara.
A hermit with a slender body, and a short skirt showing her awesome legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782027
I really like her.
What do hermits do all day long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782027
Ibaraki. And she's an oni posing as a hermit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782043
chant sutras and eat mist

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782046
>fanon
It's not canon until proven otherwise.

>>11782043
Except looking like a cutie? I dunno. Raising animals and pestering Reimu, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782043
She's got her own manga (Wild and Horned Hermit) so you should read that.

>>11782054
There's been signs of it every other chapter. Yukari, Suika, Komachi, and I'm sure I'm forgetting some. Plus the title of the manga itself. Well, it's been explicitly stated she's not a real hermit, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

OK, who is this Commander person and what is his story?

Here's my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782062
The art style of Wild and Horny Hermit is peculiar, he might not like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782069
Google his trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782071
I think it's cute, but you're right. Anyway he won't know how nice of a girl she is without reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782062
It's been explicitly stated/proven she is not a real hermit as well as a youkai. Although the youkai part was in OSP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782084
I was just saying.
If he's used to Pixiv's sexy drawing showing Kasen's impressive legs, he'll be disappointed by WaHH's... really unique art style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782096
You know, for some reason Kasen always struck me as a slut. I'm not sure why.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. I like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782076
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782160
I haven't found the same results, weird.

>>11782127
Maybe because she's of the nagging sort, like Shikieiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782127
That's the porn talking, a lot of which is a complete 180 of Kasen's actual character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782182
That's weird because I had that image of her before I even looked up any porn of her.

[None !foOlREAVlE No.]

I have been notified of this thread, and I am here to tell you that I am, in fact, Commander proREMIRIAt.

Hope this puts the issue to rest. My favourite Touhu is Reimu. Have a good day.

[None !foOlREAVlE No.]

>>11782200
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782199
Post moar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782204
>>11782199

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782179
Nagging is slutty?

>>11782189
That is bizarre. What of her had you seen when you came up with this view?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782189
It's the pink and the roses. Too lewd.

[None !u.ddykRmDU No.]

>>11782199
Sup YAF.
How're you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782214
Her entry on the Touhou Wiki.
After that I looked up some art and noticed she's often portrayed with very large breasts, which further reinforced the thought.

>>11782222
Quads don't lie. This man is on to something.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>11782199
Yeah, ok I admit it. I'm YAF.

And I promise that I will write a new Satori x Remilia history starting tomorrow. Without fail.


Reimu is the 17th best Touhou

[None !u.ddykRmDU No.]

>>11782233
>I promise that I will write
That's what they all say. Where's my rabbit story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782233
>Satori x Remilia

[Anonymous No.]

Kogasa. Because she's trying to be scary, fails at it, get depressed easily, but quickly regains her cheerfulness.
It's like she's constantly trying to smile, no matter the situation, and I like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11782096
>It's been explicitly stated/proven she is not a real hermit
So why is Komachi constantly bugging her?

[Anonymous No.]

Where's my SatoxRemi?

[Anonymous No.]

You said there would be SatoxRemi, Proremiriat.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>11784290
But I'm YAF, remember?. Ask me at touhou-project.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11784292
But you're posting here ! Post it here !

[Anonymous No.]

>>11784305
This.

[Anonymous No.]

this cutie over here is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>11784319
Explain why.

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu because she is so adorable with her outfit and has a sword

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>11784305
>>11784318
I AM.
NOT.
YAF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11784355
Explain >>11782199 then.

[None !u.ddykRmDU No.]

>>11784355
And I'm not ddyk.

[Anonymous No.]

Shut the fuck up attentionwhores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11784365
I just want my sweet onee-sans making love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11784372
There's nothing unnatural with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11780965
who is that? Is that one of those rumor touhous who got planned and then cut from final version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11784411
PC-98.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11784411
It's Yumemi. She was supposed to appear in HM but had to be cut due to time constraints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11784324
Even I am mystified over the fact why i like marisa so much, maybe it's because her cute outfit, maybe her easy-going attitude, she's always having fun even when everything's about to explode, she never insults anybody, her hair is cute, the best hat.


I love marisa.

[None !u.ddykRmDU No.]

>>11784355
Sorry dude, you fucked up bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya because I have a huge maid fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

The former Hakurei miko because she's full of scars and yet is feminine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11785228
>full of scars
Where does she keep them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11784282
Don't know. You'd have to ask Komachi why she hangs out with someone who's not a hermit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11786899
Probably slacking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11784282

Komachi doesn't even have business with hermits. It's the reaper shinigami who must hunt down hermits and celestials. She makes this clear in Scarlet Weather Rhapsody that she's just a ferryman. (She implies she could reap souls, but it would get her in big trouble with Shikieiki.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11787432
Oh.

Disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11787434

She doesn't have the tenacity or drive to be a reaper anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11787482
And she's not creepy enough to be one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11787847
In Gensokyo you don't need to be creepy to be a Shinigami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11787432
That doesn't stop her from threatening/warning people wherever she goes.

I mean, what, she warned Marisa that she is sure to fall in Hell for her sins and desecrations. And she is just a teenager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11787932
But it helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11779086
Nitori, because a guy called Raocow did a lets play of Nitroid, she's also one of my favorite touhous

[Anonymous No.]

>>11788345
She's even more than a jew-i mean, merchant, than Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

Meiling, definitely.

I can't help but find her to be an interesting character in an interesting position.

For many of Gensokyo's normal residents she's the face of the SDM: The kind gatekeeper who will happily hold a conversation with you, whom you can walk away from not even realizing she's a youkai.

This, combined with being trained in the martial arts, implies a very unusual and un-youkai life previous to prior to working for Remilia.

On top of all this she's also a complete underdog, armed with a set of skills that upon moving to Gensokyo, became almost entirely useless. Despite that she doesn't let it keep her down, and maintains a bright and cheerful attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

Rin of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>11788887
And why?

[Anonymous No.]

Gengetsu.

[Daily Did You Know !u.ddykRmDU No.]

Have I already told you about how I like Yorihime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11788969
Stop abusing words like "daily" and "weekly".

[Anonymous No.]

>>11788887
I love Orin too, so I'll answer on anon's behalf.
Looks? Redhead, pigtails, those adorable canine (feline?) teeth and those pixie-ears... utterly adorable. That green velvet dress and her black bows are also classy and yet cute in an old-fashioned way.
Personality? Cheerful, loyal, generous, selfless.... and it's all canon too, if you care about that sort of thing.
AND she has some awesome dance moves.
Conclusion: perfect wife material.
Only issue is that you'd have to share her with Okuu. Maybe that wouldn't be a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11788976
Stop trying to educate attentionwhores, they are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11788997
>Conclusion: perfect wife material.
Mmm... Perfect GIRLFRIEND material, you mean. Or maybe lover material. But wife, I dunno.

>>11788999
You should google "attention whores".

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789006
What for? Bitch nigga put on a trip, he is a fucking faggot. Are you another tripshit sucking his dick or are you just samefagging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789014
Just saying there's a difference between a tripfag and an attention whore, no need to get mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789023
Are you implying they aren't doing it for attention? Please elaborate.

[Daily Did You Know !u.ddykRmDU No.]

>>11788976
Why would I do something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789033
What I mean is that while the goals may be the same (depends of the guy's motivation, but let's assume the worst), the modus operanti isn't the same.
Attention whores will try to promote youtube videos starring them, while tripfags are just posting with a trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789048
>while tripfags are just posting with a trip.
Which promotes their dumb personality they decide to take up here, same fucking shit. All of them should go kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's my Satorin x Remilia? Post it or I'll post Satorin getting tenderly loved by a human male.

[Anonymous No.]

He exists, you know?
If it would go for Females only, i would pick Orin ofcourse.

I dont really know why I like Youki so much, maybe because he is a male Version of Youmu with much more experience and wisdom

[Daily Did You Know !u.ddykRmDU No.]

>>11789060
>All of them should go kill themselves.
Now, now, that's being harsh.
Besides, it's not like people really care about trips to begin with.

I tried saying something, and then saying the opposite, while using the same trip. People just don't care for that. You're the first guy in 2 months who even noticed I was using a trip.

>>11789073
And not because he's mysterious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789073
Are you saying Youki is even sluttier than the dork?

[Anonymous No.]

The Touhou that I love the most is Utsuho.

The Touhou I like the most is a toss-up between Youmu and Mima.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789076
Get fucked.

[Daily Did You Know !u.ddykRmDU No.]

>>11789076
And with that, I forgot to say why I like Nue.
I'll make it quick and then I'll drop the trip for the time being, since there's a guy whining and shitting up the thread :
-cute
-shapeshifter
-has a lot of connections
-quite easy-going despite being a youkai.
-is incredibly friendly for a youkai that got killed several centuries ago

I'd rate her #3 in my top 100.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789082


what are you doing in there yuyuko, thats not where food is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789090
We should have added it to OP, but explain why, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789189
Oh, sorry.

It mostly has to do with look as far as Okuu and Mima go, although with Okuu I like the silly way that she thinks, and I'm also a fan of birds. With Mima, I think she's pretty cool looking, but I also really like her boss themes. With Youmu, I like that she seems like a hard worker. I've also always liked a girl with a sword, and I think the whole half-phantom thing is pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789090
she looks like Komari from NNB

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789006
>Mmm... Perfect GIRLFRIEND material, you mean.

I guess you're probably not married, anon. Take it from me: loyalty and generosity and especially positivity are vital for a wife to have. Otherwise your life can be pretty miserable, no matter how nurturing and organised and hardworking and good with kids she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11778117

Reisen. She just has a ton of upsides and no downsides at all.

Closely behind her is Youmu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789335
>no downsides
She's weak against alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789390
How is that a downside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789069
Please, no. Leave Satori alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11791349
Is having your blood sucked really as erotic as these pictures make it out to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789310
Please elaborate. What's perfect wife material?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11791362
It's a bit less erotic when done by a creepy man dressed in white using a syringue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11789076
tripfags are sin and should be erased with fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11791656
>getting this mad
go back to >>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>11791370
no shit sherlock

[Anonymous No.]

>>11779086
Know I'm late to the party but it's Kaguya. This pic specifically for some weird reason.

She's also tied for best Touhou with Reisen, but really there are so many that are close to perfect right behind them that it almost doesn't matter. Touhous have a direct connection to the boner region of my brain.

[Anonymous No.]

Alice is my favorite since she's broken as hell when teamed up with Marisa. Also she has western sensibilities and maybe if we got to know each other well enough we could paint Warhammer figurines together.

She's also the first Touhou I learned about due to those cross-board posts where the OP would roleplay/avatarfag as a stuttering shy Alice.

>>11791370
>>11794831
Medic with phlebotomy training here; I'm sorry I creep you out.

[Anonymous No.]

there was that video a while back of a guy talking about being born out of a touhou and calling her mommy in a very girly way but i don't like any touhou that much so i don't have a favourite

[Anonymous No.]

>>11797003
If you look like this you can venipuncture me all you want.

[Anonymous No.]

I brought a present for you /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>11797016
But Anon, I'm not a doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11797010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0r8JghyMB0

[None !u.ddykRmDU No.]

>>11797041
I am one.
Now I'll just stick the thermometer somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11796911
So you like girls with eyes looking like capital P?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11797029
I hope there's a dick under that ribbon

[Anonymous No.]

>>11797989
Maybe, I actually do like that expression. The same artist usually draws her with big, pretty eyes and a gorgeous body but in that panel she looks like an annoyed alien: her head is huge and her tiny body is too slender to look chibi. It's such an odd look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11798286
Isn't it because it's supposed to be a funny look?