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Anonymous Sat Jan 4 17:58:36 2014 No.11776349 [DELETED]

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what does /jp/ think of this book?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 18:02:50 2014 No.11776355 I only read the original posts. I enjoyed it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 22:08:33 2014 No.11776960 pls respond

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 22:11:03 2014 No.11776964 I've never read it but I want to date a loli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 22:14:18 2014 No.11776969 I wish I able to cash in on some stupid made up story on an anonymous internet message board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 22:19:03 2014 No.11776979 >>11776969 You should have thought that 10 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 22:19:18 2014 No.11776977 >>11776969 Cash in on >>11776964 and help him get his loli girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 22:49:54 2014 No.11777035 >>11776969 It's not too late, you know. The big problem is that all of /jp/'s stories, even the made up ones, are too depressing or creepy to ever find mainstream commercial success.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 22:57:39 2014 No.11777052 >>11777035 What /jp/ stories?

Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:02:09 2014 No.11777063

>>11777052
- man is accused by a psychiatric panel of faking anxiety, immediately flees to bathroom and vomits due to anxiety
- man is kicked out of home, lives under bridge while leeching electricity from a outdoor outlet time forgot
- man blogs on /jp/ about how he will kill himself, subsequently actually does kill himself, the end

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:10:09 2014 No.11777078 >>11777063 Is this an actual story? Who did this happen to?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:11:09 2014 No.11777080 >>11777052 The one of the guy saying how much he hated red-haired girls and went out of his way to edit all the images with red-haired girls posted in that thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:12:39 2014 No.11777082 >>11777078 It's actually three different people. It would make a great three-act play, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:15:40 2014 No.11777085 File: 95 KB, 412x243, 1345134229535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why we just don't make our own story now? hurry, someone post your life problems and we are going to help you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:16:09 2014 No.11777089 >>11777085 I wish I had a loli girlfriend. Please help me, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:20:39 2014 No.11777097 >>11777089 how old are you? If you are too hold give up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:21:40 2014 No.11777099 >>11777097 I mean, old

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:21:40 2014 No.11777098 >>11777089 Problems aren't interesting when everybody else in the world has the same problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:21:55 2014 No.11777100 >>11777097 I'm turning 24 in March.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:22:55 2014 No.11777104 >>11777098 Didn't the guy in Densha Otoko have the "problem" of "no girlfriend"? How did his story do so well?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:28:25 2014 No.11777111 >>11777098 then tell me a problem that no one has

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:31:11 2014 No.11777113 >>11777111 Penis too large.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:36:25 2014 No.11777120 >>11777113 I have this problem. I'm afraid if the cute Japanese girls would fear my giant gaijin dick, or if it will hurt them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:38:10 2014 No.11777126 >>11777104 Because he gets her in the end. Bonus is she is from a rich family and hot. It's my dream to meet a rich older Japanese woman and become a stay at home husbando

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:38:40 2014 No.11777124 >>11777120 If you have it large enough, insert it into your anus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:39:40 2014 No.11777128 >>11777120 I have that problem too. People often stare at the dick outline/bulge in my pants, and it also touches the water in the toilet. Condoms need to be special ordered and pants tend to fit oddly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:40:10 2014 No.11777129 >>11777111 I wrote a bunch of erotic stories on the internet and now I live in constant fear thinking the cops will break down my door at any moment demanding a explanation. How would you explain /jp/'s irony to a police officer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:41:40 2014 No.11777131 I bet janny kun has some depressing stories. Don't shy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:41:40 2014 No.11777132 >>11777124 I will after your mother get tired of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:43:25 2014 No.11777133 >>11777132 My mom died two months ago. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:43:55 2014 No.11777135 >>11777126 So why can't this story be repeated, but with a loli?

Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:44:55 2014 No.11777137

>>11777111
Rich guy has too much money.
He's bored with his wealthy lifestyle and decides to come to /jp/ to trade places with a /jp/ truNEET. Hijinks are had and valuable lessons are learned all around. Spoiler alert: the only thing missing from his life was the one thing he couldn't buy- the love of a cute /jp/sie boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:45:40 2014 No.11777139 >>11777137 Go fuck yourself. Male whores are plentiful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 4 23:48:10 2014 No.11777147 >>11777137 Excellent. Adam Sandler can be the lead role staring Shia Labeouf as the anti social /jp/sie

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