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Japanese bird escaping assassination

>> No.11774685

That bird got moves!

>> No.11774688

>>11774679
that's a lot of effort on the assassins' part

>> No.11774691
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Cat denies involvement. Blames dog

>> No.11774702

http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/qO9DB2X.gif&v=TYJzcUvS_NU&s=30

>> No.11774715

>>11774688
When you want someone dead, why not go all out to make sure you succeed? Not to mention that Japanese bird is an extremely tough and smart opponent, so it would make sense to hit him with all you got.

>> No.11774719

An American one would have walked away in slow motion without looking back
fucking japs

>> No.11774734

>>11774715
I understand your train of thought, but if they wanted Japanese bird dead, poisoning his pasta would be the logical and most inexpensive choice.

>> No.11774745
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>>11774734

He is a pasta connoisseur. His finely trained nose could detect the faintest hint of poison amongst any amount of garlic.

>> No.11774758

>>11774679
I've been wondering. How come there has been so few Japanese bird threads recently?

>> No.11774761

>>11774758
it's a tradition we need to bring back

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>> No.11774768

>>11774763
Wow...

>> No.11774769

>>11774763
never forget

>> No.11774770

>>11774758
Not otaku culture

>> No.11774776

How are you NEETing it up tonight /jp/?

I am hanging out with my dog and eating the last of my Christmas chocolate.

>> No.11774785

>>11774776
It's morning here, and after 4 years of peace I'm being forced to go outside to renew my canadian health insurance card (forced to or they'll come get me).

It's -28C, there's snow everywhere and strong winds, gonna have to talk to people and have my photo taken

worst day of my life

>> No.11774786
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>>11774776
Give your dog........... the chocolate........

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>>11774786
That stupid glitch has finally hit me.......

Are you a bad enough dude to help me track down the actual image I posted?????

>> No.11774797

>>11774796
But that image really fits the text anyway.

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>>11774797
You're pathetic, Watson.

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