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* Sob *
this douj' was pretty hot
>finds doujin>crop panel>best thread on /jp/
>>11772455I think you mean "hilarious"
>>11772514Don't you mean both?Like how comically sized futa-cock 'n balls can be arousing?
>>11772529the dialogue is dumb but it caters to a bunch of fetishes of mine so i still jerked off to it a bunch. i think ill go do it again soon.
>>11772529how can I fap when im laughing so hard?
>>11772555Which part are you laughing at?
>>11772564Through pretty much the entire thing. All three of them.
yukari d**k
>>11772689Yukari's fucking BALLS
>>11772711
Yukarin is the most erotic 2hu.
>>11772934True!
Please teach me, Yakumo-sensei!
old hag
>>11772455A fetishistic goldmine, but the ending was bad.
>>11776037Reminds me of that manga crop where Reimu makes fun of Yukari's tits with eggplants.
>>11776408I want to put my dick in those eggplants
The best Yukari stories are the ones where she gets raped in crazy ways.
>>11776446That makes no sense, and I don't care what twisted logic you want to apply to it.
>>11776457Pardon?
does anyone else want to be bullied by Yukarin?
>>11776475No.
>>11776475I want to be cuddled by Yukari
>>11776475I'd like it if she tried to seduce me with her bare bouncy breasts and then teased me for having a swollen wiener.
>>11776500i want to be cuddled by her fist.
>>11776475>>11776500I want to cuddle and bully Yukarin sexually
>>11776530>bulling Yukari Id like to see you try, nerd.
>>11776556It wouldn't be any fun if it was easy.
>>11776500How about cuddleteased? Like, she playfully teases you about how her breasts, which are being pressed against you, are the first you've ever felt.
>>11776567I would feel bad because Yukari's breast aren't the first I've ever felt.
Yukock
>>11776567Bad idea unless she wants cum all over the front of her dress
>>11776556>>11776561>>11776591Haah haah...!Why is Yukarin so damn fucking perfect?So, first I need to get on cuddle and teasing terms with her.Then I can carefully and lightly start with my sexual bullying...
i want Yukarin to stomp on my genitals
>>11776562took me awhile realize was happening in that pic but...how lewd...
>>11776597Then she'd tease you by calling you a naughty little pervert!Also, did you cum through your pants? What the hell, anon.
>>11776591Yes, but you're still feeling them. That's a good thing! They're comfortable pressed against your face! You can even feel her pokey nipples as she rolls your head around in her bouncy bosom. You'd be able to smell her strongly too.
>>11776630fuck that is bad, if she not release me soon I'll die...but, even if she release me I'll look her inside her beatiful eyes and maybe I unconsciously will offer my life to her...
>>11776500I was going to make a joke about how the kid's parents are going to shit themselves when he describes the nice lady that "cuddled" with him, but then I realized he has a blindfold on.
>>11776500translate it weebs
>>11776726not really
>>11776729*Hey kid you wanna fug an ancient 2hu?*
>>11776700Don't worry. Yukari will not take your life...but you better be careful she doesn't take your virginity!
best hag/10would fuck
>>11776744thanks friend.
Yakumo-sama isn't like that at all, i'm tired of you degenerates disrespecting her good name, I will not allow such slander of my master
>>11776965Ran pls.
>>11776965i want to put my face in Ran's tails and inhale deeply.
>>11776965ran pls go
>>11776986don't bully Ran she's special to me.
>>11776994How special?
Yukarin a cute and sexy.
>>11776965That aspie Ran sure is desperate for some hot Yukari dick
Yukari is NG
>>11777013i would give up being neet and get a job for her.
>>11776985enjoy your fleas, dude
>>11777017the cutest and sexiest
Yukari seems rather strict in canon.Do the Yakumos ever do stuff like cuddle each other?
>>11777180With Chen and Ran it's possible/likely. As for Yukari, I don't see it.
>>11777180Chen and Ran are both extremely cuddeable so the probability that Yukari never did it even once when she was feeling kinda down is an absolute zero.
>>11777152someone as perfect as Ran would never have fleas.
>>11777186Ran likes to cuddle with Chen.
>>11777388http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sEC3HZW1iM
>>11777493
Someone suddenly and uninvitedly gropes Yakumo Yukari's chest.What's her likely reaction?
>>11779031She maybe will kill you
>>11778154That poor cat.
>>11779031She kills you and I use the distraction to get a whiff of her feet and fondle them with my tongue.
>>11779031She blows up at the person, but deep down she secretly enjoys it because she's an old lonely hag.
>>11779031An intense fucking session.
link? Saucenao, tineye, iqdb all came up with nothing
>>11779283http://pururin.com/gallery/6710/illusionary-cock-story.htmlNot sure how it didn't turn up. I found it that way.
>>11779311Thank you
>>11779391No problem.
Damn should have stated my doge thread with a doge toubou
>>11779436>doge 2hustruly the worst
>>11776965How is Yakumo-sama then?
someone post the Yucurri one