/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why do lolis have such perfect bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

Large tank top in flat girl happens to be my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772380
Because you like seeing nipples. That's pretty perverted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772380
wow your fetish sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Because they're 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772422
Some little girls have really nice bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772495
I сould say that almost any of them have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772525
This is most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

Because you're a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

Smooth, flat, and perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

They're like shotas, but without a penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772380
I used to have a folder of that. I forgot the name of that particular tag in nihongo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772357
Athletes bodies are far more perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw pedo

[Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo No.]

>>11772357
These days, because it pisses off the newfriend moral-kuns. Originally, just because they're perfect 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like them really flat or with a hint of growth in the chest? I prefer the latter. It's cute like a shy turtle half sticking it's head out. Though that might sound strange since turtles are usually metaphors for penises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772626
I like them best flat as a cutting board. Only small nipples on their flat chest.

[4Pq* No.]

>>11772525
Shhhhhhh, you're not supposed to actually say that word.

>>11772644
Not even a little? Not even A-cup boobies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772626
I like both!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772660
Sure, I like both. However I prefer totally flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772669
I'm with this guy. I like completely fat to just BARELY budding.

[Anonymous No.]

The best is when there is softness on the chest, but it hasn't reached the point where it's really effected by gravity and doesn't sag at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772706
That's why 14 year old girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772713
14 year old girls I've seen have bigger chests than that
fuck 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772713
14 year olds usually have decent-sized chests.

[Anonymous No.]

大平原の小さな胸

Best pixiv tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772750
what does 大平原 exactly refer to in this context
is it supposed to sound hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772750
How ironic that we have Naga to thank for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772768
(Great) plains, which have a tendency to be flat. The full tag could be translated as "Little Chest on the Plains". It's a play on "Little House on the Prairie."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772811
>ロリコン死わ

[Anonymous No.]

I heard their special spots are soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772811
Lolicon.

Die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772836
Can anyone confirm this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772945
Reported ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772947
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772947
Don't bully please!

[Anonymous No.]

Is this thread dead or can we continue discussing 2D little girls now?
Which part of a little girl's body is your favourite and why? Please explain and illustrate with pictures if possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773368
Spats

[Anonymous No.]

On a slightly related note, would you adopt her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773420
I would marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773368
i like their clothes because i want to wear them

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773420
Without a doubt. It can't be that easy though.

[Anonymous No.]

because you're clearly averse to secondary female sex characteristics

like a fag

[4Pq* No.]

>>11773424
>>11773466
Implying you, a single male, could ever adopt a female child.

Adoption agency wouldn't let that shit fly in a jillion years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772626
Definitely with a very slight bit of growth. Itty bitty tiny loli buds are the absolute best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773480
Some guy on reddit adopted a daughter when he married, and then when they divorced he got to keep the girl. Now he lives with his adopted seven year old daughter.

Maybe /jp/ can do something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773480


i wish orin would adopt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773480

>a single male

Not after I get gay married to another /jp/er.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773368
Their pelvic region.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773368
Pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773420
Nah.

[4Pq* No.]

>>11773495
This is your best chance /jp/ seeing as you're never getting a gf.

Not only would they not question you because they think you're gay, but the black gay jewish transgender vegan lady at the adoption service would be inclined to give the child to you because she is promoting LGBT rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773512
I am dating a transgf with similar interests.
Would they let me adopt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773420

What the hell is up with that description? That's pretty sad dude.

Hope she finds a good home with care and disciprine.

[Anonymous No.]

real little girls (or children in general) are disgusting, not to mention annoying

2d or I'm calling it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773533
There's nothing wrong with liking little girls.
That being said this is a thread about 2D girls and we should talk about them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773533
why do you fight against your natural desires?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ageancy when

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

When I fap my heart skips some beats and I feel dizzy. Is this normal? I can't afford to go to the doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

When I hear police sirens my heart skips some beats and I feel dizzy, especially after lurking these threads. Is this normal? I can't afford a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773556
If it's my natural desire, I've been conditioned out of it.

I've come in close contact with four non-family lolis in real life. Only one experience has been positive. The other three make me glad that "having children" doesn't seem to be in my near future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11772357
I wish to become the little girl(*・ω・)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773603
When they come for reasons like that they don't turn the sirens on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773611
me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773607
My experieces with all kinds of lolis has been positive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773638
Will they believe me if I tell them that this whole l*** g******** thing is just a meme and not meant to be taken seriously? Are irony and satire valid legal defenses?

[Anonymous No.]

Too loli is no good. Pubescent and up is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773638
Are you a cop or a pedo ex-con?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773672
How many l***** g**** did you fap to today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773676
Get a load of this cow lover!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773680
I.... I logged into e*******, ran a search for l*** p*********** and l*** r*** and fapped two times. s**** is a great artist

[4Pq* No.]

>>11773677
Someone with common sense.

Law enforcement doesn't come blaring up with their sirens/lights on for a raid, in fact they often do it early in the morning hoping they're asleep.

Little do they know the freaks on /jp/ would all still be awake anyway.

>"Open up police!"

[Anonymous No.]

Today I was waiting at some dental clinic and oh my god there was a fukcin sexy loli. She was like 11 or something but had such amazing thigh body I couldn't stop staring at her. She started swinging her body and taking of the flat shoes she was using letting me see her delicious loli feet she has such marvelous body with supreme petite boobs, you, know those boobs that aren't full flat chest like a guy but some sight kumps of fat of developing loli tits so delicios I coud't stop staring at her

[4Pq* No.]

>>11773692
> s**** is a great artist

Salad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773699
Did you get a boner because of this little girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773695
They wouldn't find anything illegal on my computer, but being raided would be enough to ruin my life. I suspect the headlines would be something like this

>police searches house of unemployed 26 year old for posting creepy literotica on a website called 4chan
>his name is
>his home address is
>he made the following posts

I'd have to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773719
>26 year old
Be careful there, grandpa. Try not to break your hip!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773719
Most of us will end up killing ourselves anyway. At least you'd have a good reason

[Anonymous No.]

Can we please kill all pedophiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773726
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773726
How many have you killed?

Be the change you want to see in the world, young man, or stop complaining.

[Maverick No.]

I can see the appeal in petankos, but any character under 14 would be a NO

[4Pq* No.]

>>11773719
I wonder if they would actually try to persecute for any copyrighted illegally downloaded anime/games/shows/music/movies you had on your computer though. I think a lot of people forget that's even illegal.

I keep everything I have encrypted anyway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_disclosure_law#United_States

Shit like this pisses me off though. How the hell is it illegal to not give them the password to an encrypted disk? Furthermore the pricks created that law because they wanted to get animal rights activists? Come on fuck off US government.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773724
What age do lolis consider to be too old to date? I want a loli girlfriend but I turn 24 this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773743
You dont date lolis. You carefully nurture a friendship and then rape them

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773726
you don't know them, you don't know what they've been through to end up like that, they DON'T EVEN KNOW THEMSELVES! you have never known the cold shoulder that burns like fire, you don't know the pointing fingers that cut like rusty razors. so please don't bully them

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773746
I want to date a loli though. We can have lots of fun. It's nothing sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773750
Wow. You should probably just mutilate yourself to help the pain and leave the lolis out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773746
You don't rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773746
read >>11773588

[Anonymous No.]

No boobs, no curves, no ass, no crotch hair. loli is a shit tier fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773761
That is more disturbing than wanting to have sex with them. You are SERIOUSLY fucked up mentally and emotionally

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773769

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773764
Seduction is rape. I have a BS in feminism

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773773
Yeah, but what's the cutoff age for lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773743
Age doesn't matter as much as appearance. You just need to look like a big brother. Once you look like a dad or uncle, it's all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773806
How can I tell whether I look like a brother or a dad? Should I be clean shaven or have a beard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773817
You need to look youthful and not scary. Do you think lolis like big, hairy beasts? Of course not.

[Anonymous No.]

Underdeveloped bodies are analogous to purity and innocence. the two foundations of beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Because you also like little boys, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773826
What's with lolis and disfigured creepy rabbits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773737
That was the UK's government. It's being debated in the US courts currently, but the general consensus is that if the prosecution already has evidence that there is illegal evidence on the drive, they can compel you to forfeit the encryption keys. Otherwise, you're generally protected by the Fifth amendment unless you get a bad judge.

[4Pq* No.]

>>11773773
I don't think it's a fucked up thing.

Personally I think a lot of guys on /jp/ are going through a stage in life where they naturally want to be a father. I think it just kind of presents itself in an odd way because a lot of people here have spent a lot of time away from the outside world, and a lot of time with communities like /jp/.

>>11773769
I like mommies and lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773822
I'm really hairy but I keep my body as slim as possible. I've never looked youthful in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773831
It's their stuffed animal. It's disfigured from wear and tear after years of using it as a cuddly friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773836
Well if you don't shave your face and cover your body hair, lolis will see you scary, hairy rapist.

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>>11773828
I know, I decided to look up the laws before posting because I never actually did it, and misread the UK one for the US one.

Yeah apparently the US is actually one of the only places you don't have to decrypt your drive for the government. I am actually surprised about that one.

>>11773831
Pani pony dash comes to mind.

>>11773822
>Do you think lolis like big, hairy beasts? Of course not.

I think some like big hairy beasts that are kind and gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

Where does one acquire a loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773839
Do lolis really not like body hair? I've read posts about lolis playing with the body hair of guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773843
This.

Talking about this stuff is all well and good but I'm a man of action. I just don't know where to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773852
In my experience they're indifferent to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773856
>>11773843
/jp/ needs to write a guide with techniques to allow anyone who wants a loli girlfriend to easily get one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773866
If only a lolicon version of Uncle Remus was here. . .

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773866
Not just a loli girlfriend. I'd be okay with a nice older brother or uncle-like platonic relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773870
I suppose that would definitely add much more depth to the guide. Ideally the guide would cover platonic relationships as well.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could be a badass loli vampire. I'd have my own kingdom of darkness and army of thralls and use them to fight against other super powered loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773886
Would you foot dominate /jp/edos with your cute loli feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773895
Why don't you find lolis attractive?

[Anonymous No.]

The OP made me sigh involuntarily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773890
I'd want to have sex with them but I couldn't let them know because of my pride, so I'd make them wear a blindfold on them before calling them to my chambers

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773898
I sighed BECAUSE I find them attractive

[Anonymous No.]

When was the last time you saw a loli, /jp/? What was she like? Were you turned on by her?

[Anonymous No.]

A /jp/ Guide to Loli could be the new /jp/ project.

I could co-author it. I have a number of years experience volunteering at an elementary school, specifically 3rd grade. I made a lot of good loli friends there and know the general method to talking to them effectively. I only know one age group well though; that one. If you get too far over it changes drastically and the techniques generally don't work. I also know this from experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773906
I'm fairly sure they don't exist in the real world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773907
Of course little girls exist in the real world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773905
start working on a pastebin, this thread is not long for this world. I am looking at a teaching job, so Im just interested in the talking to kids part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773905
Wasn't there already a guide written by someone? You kind of need to be outgoing and have certain things that /jp/ doesn't have, like your own house, a form of transport, spending money, access to drugs, ect.

With that in mind I think a guide written with the average person on /jp/ (NEET, no transport, asocial) in mind would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773911
Yea, right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773695
>Open up police!

I'm pretty sure opening up police is not legal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773917
There is one. It contains a plethora of information from several experts in that area. Although, yes, a lot of the guide is based on being an adult with a place and a car (two cars are suggested). The case where one is assumed to be a "normal" functioning member of society with access to a fair amount of resources is the easiest case.

The thing is you _need_ to know how to be social, how to come across as friendly and normal, and not be a hikki if you want to do anything with loli. Also, a car is strongly recommend. It's going to be very hard without one. I'm not sure how much of a guide could be written assuming you are a /jp/ NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

Are arcades a good place to pick up lolis, or at least interact with them? Would it be weird to ask to play a game with one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773420

What the fuck happened to this girl?

> Patty has a history of acting out sexually towards younger children

what in the fuck seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773951
That's what happens to children who have sex before the age of 18.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773952

Jesus Christ that's absolutely horrible.

I feel sorry for her. I really hope she has already found a loving family to straighten her shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773952

>That's what happens to children who are abused.

There, fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773961
Child molestor detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773948
Arcades don't exist anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773965
Funny how you misunderstand me.
So let me ask you something. Do you think a 15 year old in high school banging the jocks on the football team is 'damaging herself' in the same manner as Patty was damaged? I think not.

This poor girl was abused, pure and simple. Anyone past the age of 13 that initiates sex with their peers knows EXACTLY what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773973
>Do you think a 15 year old in high school banging the jocks on the football team is 'damaging herself' in the same manner as Patty was damaged?
The law makes it very clear, so yes, I do.

>Anyone past the age of 13 that initiates sex with their peers knows EXACTLY what they're doing.
This is what pedophiles actually believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773970
I live near four arcades. Three are open regularly. One is attached to a water park so in the summer lots of lolis in swimsuits play arcade games, the other is attached to an amusement park, the third is a Gameworks, and the fourth is only opened for special occasions at the owners discretion. When it is open all of the games are free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773979

Ah, you got me good troll-kun. Well played.

[Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo No.]

>>11773979
>The law makes it very clear

The law also says that your government can watch you shower in the bathroom if they think you're hiding terrorists behind your shampoo bottle. Or if they just feel like doing it.

"The law" hasn't been the law for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773979
this is bait.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773986
>When it is open all of the games are free.
Whoa. I guess that's how they have to survive nowadays.

Regarding arcades, I thought myself that they might be a nice place to talk to some loli. It's an informal setting where they are having fun, I don't think they'll think too critically of you. Speaking to one alone is always best though. I think it would be a good place to start.

Of course, I had the vision that the games would be pay to play, so I could pay for a loli to play a game or pay for her to play with me; it gives her more incentive to play with you and possibly come back expecting you. Another thing is crane games, you could offer to get something for them if you're good at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773970

Sure they do, in Japan or resorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773986
Wow that sound awesome, do the l**** look like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773989

I'm not familiar with the legal status of high schoolers fucking each other, but I imagine it's not exactly a punishable offense considering it runs rampant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773998
They look like normal lolis. I did once see a father play Arcana Heart with his daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774002
>I did once see a father play Arcana Heart with his daughter.

Badass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774002
It could have been a /jp/er playing with his loli girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774002
that must be the best father ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773996
The arcades beside the last one are all pay to play, like a normal arcade. I should have clarified that. The only claw games are UFO grabbers and I can't do those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773773
i hope this guy wasn't being serious because that post hurt my feelings a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774026
Why do you want to have sex with an underaged 2D girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11773930
wait, is this a guide to be friends or a guide to rape
i hope it's the first one and not the second one

[ヘンリエッタ !b.iTP1Qti. No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774029
How to make friends with one and maybe go a little more. No rape, it is strictly against that. In fact, the point of the guide is to provide some insight on how to safely do fun things with them where both parties enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774029
The guide that has already been written (not the /jp/ guide) is a guide for how to have sex with underage girls. It's written assuming that all lolis fall into one of several different archetypes. It's then written what role you should play in order to get with them. Testimonials follow after the technicalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774030
You're giving me improper thoughts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774049
She's just making herself comfortable. Lolis don't know any better.

[ヘンリエッタ !b.iTP1Qti. No.]

>>11774049
You wouldn't make a great pediatric gynecologist then.

[Anonymous No.]

great RJ just woke up

[Anonymous No.]

someone make a new loli thread

[Anonymous No.]

wwtd

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774057
Is this a real thing?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure if everyone is joking about having a loli for a girlfriend or what, but I do very badly want one. I very rarely feel lonely, however /jp/ and its ghost board have been slow tonight and I keep finding myself thinking about how great it would be to just have a loli girlfriend. Slow times like this could be spent with her.

It's incredibly depressing to realize that it may never become a reality. I hate thinking that but somewhere in the back of my mind I know there's realistically no chance for someone like me to get a loli girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774057,5
Why don't you train by getting a normal girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774057,5
there are lots of little girls in even worse situations than you that just need a friend

but you would need to man up and go out and find them if this truly is your dream

go on now pedo-kun and retake control of your life

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I like to wonder what would happen if a young girl was just put in a prison and treated like any male prisoner there. And I don't mean with prisoners who are sexual offenders, but just normal stuff just theft and murder

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774057,6
Then you can make your own loli girlfriend/daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I see a little girl I remember these threads and I start laughing like a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774057,8
That would show there hippocrissy.

>Kill guy who's there for being pedophile
>Is suddenly pedophile themselves when little girl in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774057,11
Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774057,7
I don't even know where to begin if I were to do something like that.

>>11774057,6
Because that's not what I want. I mean, even if there were a loli somewhere, I have no idea how I could start a relationship with her. I don't even know any places where you can talk to lolis and start a relationship like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11774057,9
that's a really mean thing to do to your partner.