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>> No.11771098

She's not a house that you can enter though.

>> No.11771107
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You're too big to fit in a Remilia.

>> No.11771114

>>11771107
I can force my way inside her.

>> No.11771115

I want to escape from inside Remilia

>> No.11771125
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ok

>> No.11771130
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I want to sleep in Remilia

>> No.11771133

>>11771107
Have you seen his penis?

>> No.11771139

Her approximately 500 year-old vagina.

>> No.11771146

>>11771133
You still can't thread a pencil through the eye of a needle.

>> No.11771162

>>11771146
needles are pretty malleable.

>> No.11771175

Necrophilia

>> No.11771194

>>11771130
What does it feel like to fall asleep with a girl while your cock is in her pussy?

>> No.11771218

>>11771194
While my what is in her huh?

>> No.11771219

>>11771194
http://exhentai.org/s/a7e3328318/660402-15

>> No.11771228

>>11771218
While your cock is in her pussy.

>>11771219
Ah, that's really nice. I want to do that one day.

>> No.11771230

>>11771194
It smells really nasty when you wake up and it's not sanitary. But it's nice and slippery and makes you want to fuck her again!

>> No.11771237

>>11771219
You made my fapping day Sir

>> No.11771239
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>>11771218
Fall asleep after she fed your rooster to her cat.

>> No.11771241

>>11771228
Ah, uh.. That's embarassing...

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>>11771241
Not as embarrassing as THIS

*grabz your ballz*

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>>11771091
Why come inside a dead loli when you can come inside in a lovely gap-hag?

>> No.11771255
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i'm not sexually attracted to child vampires with a boring evil personality

>> No.11771264

>>11771255
I want to come inside ika-musume-chan

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>>11771255
You don't have much of a choice.
M'Lady ALWAYS gets what she wants.

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>> No.11771724
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Do not talk such vulgar things about Remilia Ojou-sama.

I want her to clamp my penis between her toes

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choo choo

>> No.11772036

I would not loliRemi.

But I would Remi

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>>11772036
Remilia and loli are inseparable. You cannot have Remilia without loli.

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I want to hug her sister forever and ever.

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>>11778996

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>> No.11781189
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I love suggestive Remilia

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This is all you deserve.

>> No.11781257

>>11771194
'tis cool man, i was at a party once, and there was this 7-8/10 chick that was making it retardedly obvious that she was into me, like flashing-her-boobs-at-me obvious, but, well, i wasn't in the mood you know? So i just ignored her and focused on drinking and talking about last night's game with my bros (haha, i'm such a loser XD), for one reason or the other the bitch got drunk 2, and i didn't know what to do: she was fucking coming onto me bro! Of course i'm a heterosexual male, and when a non-fat chick is into you this much, you've got to please her.
So i come to her, completely wasted and am all like "hey beyatch, wanna fuck?", she's surprised and overjoyed, but we're both tired, so we get down to business almost instantly, i start fucking her, i'm panting and grunting my way through, she's already passed out, so i have to keep her in a position where she doesn't slip off my dick(thank G-D i work out), i'm already at my limit almost falling asleep and then lo! I cum inside her.
My job is done and i get some well-earned rest, some hours later we wake up and kept fucking non-stop, she's a demon man, a succubi.
After this i've gone out with her for 2 or 3 month, but she got angry anytime i did it with another girl, so i left her, i don't go out with losers.
That being said, the sex was great, she was a banshee, a succubi and whatelse, 10/10 in bed, 6/10 in everything else, too christian and stuff.

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>>11781210
That is all I want

>> No.11781272

>>11781210
but I'm aching

>> No.11781342

Is Remilia's pussy slippery, gooey, or slimey?

>> No.11781364
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>>11781342
Rotting like of a 500 year old corpse

>> No.11781368

>>11781364
Fucking rotting stuff should feel pretty good. Soft and goey.

>> No.11781375
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>>11781368
That feeling of coldness is something that no living pussy is able to match

>> No.11781512

I'd de a-ok with giving Remilia some of my blood to drink.

But only if she promise to not make a mess, i mean, i'd feel somewhat insulted if i prepared some food for someone and, for every bite that reaches the mouth, four more end up all over the dining room.

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>>11781512
Don't worry, she has a light appetite so you won't die.

Probably.

>> No.11781572

>>11781549
>Don't worry, she has a light appetite so you won't die.

I know.
But seriously, wasting food by flinging it from there to the next city is already bad form.
Blood is even more precious than food, so wasting it is even worse.

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>>11781572
She's a classy lady. She wouldn't spill a single drop.

>> No.11781576

>>11771125
This is not acceptable.

>> No.11781577

>>11781573
Isn't she called "The Scarlet Devil" because she always stain her dress with the blood she drinks though?

>> No.11781578

>>11781577
She can't be held responsible for the blood that keeps flowing out after she's done drinking.

>> No.11781591

For a vampire, there is very little evidence she drinks blood at all, or even who she drinks it from.

Maybe she is not a vampire at all.

>> No.11781619

>>11781591
Maybe she drinks semen.

>> No.11781631

>>11781619
She isn't like you, faglord.

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>>11781591

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>> No.11782272
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>>11781375
You could do better than Remilia if what you want is coldness.

>> No.11782312

>>11782216

Why is her monitor bleeding?

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>> No.11782401

>>11782216
Is that a Wii?

>> No.11782468

>>11782401
Mac mini, perhaps.

>> No.11782531

>>11782401
No, silly! That's Remilia!

>> No.11782580
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I wonder what it is daiyousei sees.

>> No.11784346

>>11782401
Modem or one of those small pc cases.

>> No.11784408

>>11782580
You whipping your dick out.

>> No.11790040

>>11781591
>there is very little evidence she drinks blood at all
Except for that part at the end of EoSD where Marisa asks her if she drinks blood and she says yes.

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>> No.11790104

>>11790045

CUTE IMAGE
DUDE!

>> No.11790126

I want non-loli vampires.

>> No.11790140

>>11790126
gaylord

>> No.11790145

But what if Remilia was a boy?

>> No.11790146

>>11790140
What's wrong with non-little girls?

>> No.11790152

>>11790126
As the president of shit-taste land, I would like to name you my honorary executive in charge of shit-taste propaganda, on account of how shit that opinion is.

>> No.11790158

>>11790145
She'd be a smug little runt and I would kick the shit out of him.

>> No.11790163
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>>11790152
I accept. And now I shall assume my military take over.

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>> No.11790188

>>11790158
You couldn't kick the shit out of anyone who are you kidding

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Shanari, Shanari, Ojou-sama~

Ah, Milady is so cute!

>> No.11794185

>>11771219
sadpanda. next time link a real website

>> No.11794192

>>11781257
>slept with other girls while you already have a 10/10 in bed
Ever think that maybe... just maybe, the problem is with you, not with her? What the FUCK are you sleeping with other girls for?

>> No.11794198

>>11794185
it's just not funny anymore.

>> No.11794203

>>11794198
never said it was. it just pisses me off when people post a sadpandad link

>> No.11794219

>>11794203
http://www.sharedb.info/index.php/0937b4e38ff2aafc8e4f59d5e507a1c11a0cb373/

There's u a roit propa link m8

>> No.11794233

>>11794219
Would be great, if it actually worked. Nothing happens. Also,
>moonrunes, moonrunes errywhere

>> No.11794331

>>11794233
Oh man, why can't I stop bullying the peasants?

Here, thanks for the giggle m8:
www.sendspace.com/file/wxguqi

>> No.11794624

>>11794331
Wow it's not even good. Why was everyone swooning over it?

Why are you typing in an odd proper-English manner? It's sounds mildly retarded you know.

>> No.11795298

>>11771194
I passed out with my dick in an onahole with my door open and i think my mom took it off and put it next to my bed the other day.
I wish i was kidding, I was really drunk

>> No.11795532

>>11794624
>proper-English
You just keep getting better and better.

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>> No.11798672

Bump for /mlp/ copymeme.

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