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Youmu.......my....nutbladder.....

I'd give anything to get her from Yuyuko.

>> No.1176108

Then cook yourself.

>> No.1176110

It'll probably cost you an arm and a leg

>> No.1176119

I'd give her my word.

>> No.1176124

My sister and her loli friend are at my house right now, but I really want to fap to this.

What should I do /jp/?

>> No.1176125

>>1176124
I fapped with my sister sleeping behind me. Surely you can do this.

>> No.1176128

>>1176124
Close the door. If either of them comes in, explain that you were hoping that you could finish up, and ask if they'd like to join.

>> No.1176130

In before amputee

>> No.1176132

>>1176124
What SHOULDN'T you do?

>> No.1176141

>>1176128
ITT : Visual Novel Bad Ends.

>> No.1176142

>>1176125
You share a room with your sister?

>> No.1176149

>>1176125
>>1176128
Seriously, siblings in normal situations fap with complete disregard to making sure the other doesn't know. Sure, you can take preliminary precautions to ensure your parents are clueless, but if your sibling finds out, nobody cares. Worst that could happen is she'll tell your parents, then your parents will tell her "and you don't?" Best that could happen is she joins in.

>> No.1176172

>>1176149
I only fapped about five times in the ~10 years I shared a room with my brother, with him in it. Even then he was asleep, or was at least faking it. Any other time I fapped I made sure doors were locked, covers where over me, and I only used the images in my mind.

>> No.1176173

>>1176149
I don't know what kind of parents you have but mine would've said " shame on you for doing such things in front of your sister, you're disgusting".

>> No.1176257

>>1176173
More like
SHAME ON YOU, now you'll watch my little pony!

>> No.1176270

>>1176257
Hey, my little pony is cool, I'd fap to it.

>> No.1176304

>>1176173
you have horrible parents

>> No.1176337

MORE YOUMU

>> No.1176355

Has anyone here actually been caught fapping or looking at hentai?

>> No.1176382

>>1176355
I don't fap in public so no.
I have guro/loli/porn all the time playing but I live alone. Even when my parents visit it's not that they can tell something about it.

>> No.1176383

Too soft~

>> No.1176483
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>>1176102

>> No.1176529

>>1176483
Eirin : Penis Engine Mechanic.

>> No.1176593

>>1176355
Yes. Tentacles, no less.

>> No.1176600
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1176600

I'd rather have Yuyuko

>> No.1176620

>>1176593

Ouch. However did you explain that one?

>> No.1176635
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1176635

I want to fuck Myon.

>> No.1176637

>>1176593
This sounds like an epic story.

Explain in detail.

>> No.1176640
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>>1176600

>> No.1176643

=o

>> No.1176649

>>1176637
Only if it was the tentacles that caught him.

>> No.1176668

>>1176355
I almost did the other day. I have my computer hooked up to the big ass HDTV and I was fapping to some loli doujin when I thought I heard a noise outside. I pressed the shutdown button on the computer, pulled up my pants, grabbed my fapping blanket hid it, and turned it back to cable just in time for my mother to walk in the room. Made it JUST in time.

>> No.1176678

>>1176668
> fapping blanket
wat

>> No.1176698

>>1176668
>fapping blanket
wat

>> No.1176721

>>1176668

Damn, life-sized lolis.

>> No.1176725

Youmu is the cutest loli in touhou bar none.

Maybe Suwako a close second

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>>1176725

I agree

>> No.1176774

>>1176754
MYON WITH A SCARF HRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNGH

>> No.1176793

>>1176754
Silly Youmu that won't satisfy Yuyuko's appetite.

>> No.1176804

>>1176793

That's why she looks so distressed OH GOD THIGHHIGHS

>> No.1176823

>>1176698

Like a child's security blanket but for fapping?

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