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>> No.11754624

>>11754589
That's not very ladylike, lil' Rumia.

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>> No.11754635

>>11754574
Remilia is an undead monster who drinks blood. She doesn't eat hamburgers.

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Heh

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I fucking love burger threads

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Tastes like Chicken

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>> No.11754671

>>11754666
The burger is intact - she has not yet taken a bite. However there are crumbs on her cheek and her mouth is full. She appears to be chewing. Why?

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Would you take a bite?

>> No.11754674

>>11754671
that's her second burger

>> No.11754675

>>11754672
Nazrin is a mouse.

>> No.11754677

>>11754671
That's her second burger. She's still chewing on the first one.

>> No.11754679

>>11754675
I'm getting real sick of your shit, mate.

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>>11754679
>>11754674

Whoa! Yuyuko must be hungry as HELL

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>> No.11754695

>>11754679
Sorry I'm not sure why I quoted you here >>11754689 please forgive me.

>> No.11754696

Become the burger

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>>11754688

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so many hamburgers...i want them all.

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>> No.11754819

>>11754574
Both of her pinkies are up. Remi is refined as HELL

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>> No.11754848

I want to take a loli to a burger place.

>> No.11754853

>>11754848
>and have my burger if you know what i mean
Don't be so lewd anon.

>> No.11754863

>>11754861
You just want that indirect kissu.

Pervert.

>> No.11754861

>>11754853
Wait, I just want to take her there so she can eat a tasty burger and make nice memories. Maybe we can share a shake or some fries. I'd let her double dip her fries if she wanted. I wouldn't even say anything about it.

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🍔
Keep
Calm
And
Swag

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>>11754863
At least I don't try to have her directly kiss me. That'd be kind of embarrassing and I never kissed anyone so it probably wouldnt be good for her.

I kind of want to kiss a loli though just once just to see how it feels. I'm not perverted I'm just curious.

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>> No.11754889

>>11754589
Please do not sexualize little Rumia.

>> No.11754890

>>11754642
It looks like she's holding a fried dick from the thumbnail.

>> No.11755171

What kind of burger would a loli like best?

>> No.11756277

>>11755171
Plain hamburger from McDonalds.

>> No.11756326

>>11755171
mcshit

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YEAH !!

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/jp/ is trying to give me a cheeseburger fetish.
again. I like it

>> No.11756381

>>11755171
Hanamaru hambagu

>> No.11757257
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Hello /jp/. Today I will make burger.

>> No.11757294

>>11757257
I think you mean meatloaf.

>> No.11757304

>>11756363
Burgers are the cutest food. Even beyond doughnuts and tiny cakes.

>> No.11757319

>>11756363
Why are Jap so based?

>> No.11757330

HAMBURGER GENERAL - RANRANRU~ EDITION

COOKAN
EATAN
GETTAN FATTAN

→→→Vote on the poll! ←←←
http://strawpoll.me/945405

Useful links:

Cook the perfect Hamburger:
http://www.grillingcompanion.com/how-to-grill-hamburgers/

Make your own accompaniments like a man:
http://www.yummly.com/recipes/grilled-hamburgers-accompaniments

Learn to grind your own meat:
http://www.goodfoodstories.com/2013/07/18/how-to-grind-burger-meat/

Are you man enough to try these? Post results:
http://www.yummly.com/recipes/exotic-burgers

Use this thread to share recipes, pictures and opinions. To non-/jp/-regulars: /jp/ has its own standards for posting. It would be greatly appreciated if you could follow them. These include, but are not limited to discouraging the use of most emoticons and proper use of the quoting function (don't use it for bullet points: greentexting).

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>>11757257
you only need beef, eggs, onions and some salt and pepper for perfect hamhams
And 5 minutes for each side sounds a bit too much, i wait around 3.5-4 minutes for each side

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>>11757257
That recipe is horrible. And I knew it would be the moment he called it beef mince instead of ground beef.
Is it British?
Get yourself an AMERICAN hamburger recipe

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>>11757294
>>11757339
>>11757357
I am sorry, it sounded yummy when thinking of the outcome. When I made burgers in the summer, I used cilantro, onions, eggs, breadcrumbs, and ground beef!

Maybe I should use shallots now since they are sweeter and smaller. Or maybe I could add green onion!

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Rumia is a burger!

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>>11757422
She's a pat, not a burg. Burgers are pats + buns.

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Mouse eats burger!

>> No.11757462

>>11757455
Nazrin is not a burger.

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>>11757462
Yes. Yes!

>> No.11757518

>>11754574
Thats not how you eat a burger. You have to have a slightly tighter grip towards the opposite end from where you are eating it from so no burger would fall out.

>> No.11757534

>>11757518

Remilia altered the burger's fate so that nothing would fall out while she ate it.

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bretty gud threed 5/5

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>11757518
>>11757534

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>> No.11758375

>>11757518
Look out, we're dealing with a burger control expert here.

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>>11757339
Thank you! I just made this burger for my family now and they think it's super yummy.

I put grainy dijon, ketchup, and red onions on my burger. What do you put on your /jp/?

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I already had a big meal today but now I'm hungry and I don't want to get fat. Being a fat NEET is the worst.

>> No.11758489 [DELETED] 

I want to lick a loli's juicy burger.

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>> No.11758740

>>11758616
what is that?

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Eating burgers!

>> No.11758765 [DELETED] 
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Last night my mom made burgers and I got my burgers and went upstairs but when I came back my brother had gotten the remainder of the burgers and it made me mad because I wasn't done and he doesn't even eat them he just lets them sit around in his room and throws it away when he doesn't want anymore.

So tonight I retaliated by eating almost everything before he came down and my mom got mad.
Being a fatNEET is hard

>> No.11758770

I hate pickles

>> No.11758775

>>11758770

Wow, I disagree!

>> No.11758775,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11758475
why did le swedish bear stay but my sad story with a cute anime girl get muted? >>11758765


Can we get a list of which memes are mainstream enough to be accepted by the staff?

>> No.11758775,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11758775,1
cool blog /a/ro

>> No.11758775,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11758775,1
Make no blog posts on /jp/.

>> No.11758775,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11758775,1
The other post got deleted, just because your post gets deleted first doesn't mean the other people are immune to the rules.

>> No.11758775,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11758775,1
lol janny started deleting them once I called him out
Peace

>> No.11758775,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11758489
wwtd

>> No.11758808 [DELETED] 

>>11758770
I want to feed a pickle to a loli.

>> No.11758808,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11758808
wwtd

>> No.11758813 [DELETED] 

What do lolis put on their burgers?

>> No.11758823
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>>11758813
Lots of mayo

>> No.11758823,1 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

This post will be deleted by Janny.

>> No.11758831

>>11758823
Why mayo? When I was younger I didn't like mayonnaise. Is it different with little girls?

>> No.11758865

>>11758831

Might be the spark of sour flavor.

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>>11758831
i think japanese people only like mayonnaise because it sounds so french/western

>> No.11758888

>>11758865
I was hoping it'd be because it looks kind of like semen.

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>>11758878
Nah, they just love their mayo.

>> No.11758890

>>11758878
wat

>> No.11758903

>lettuce above tomato
Why?

>> No.11758910

>>11758889
But mayo is disgusting.

And the thing below in the gif isn't mayo.

>> No.11758912

>>11758910
Mayo a delicious.

It's just a funny .gif dude.

>> No.11758915

>>11758910
mayo is life

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Rumia, Burger Otaku

>> No.11758929

Spicy burgers are best.

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Dude, Kewpie Mayo is the shit

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>>11758929
I have a mental illness, and Yamame says that people with mental illnesses taste spicy
I find it fascinating that I would make a tasty hamburger

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>>11758957
eating a hamburg that big is my dream

>> No.11758973

>>11758929
I once ate a really spicy burger at a local restaurant. It wasn't on their menu and the cook even congratulated me after I finished it as I guess no one before me was ever able to.

I wasn't so happy a few hours later however.

>> No.11758978

>>11758929
Spicy burgers should not exist.

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I want to make little Rumia a tasty burger. Maybe she will become impatient while waiting for it to cook, and eat me instead~

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>>11758957
watch out or you gon get burgd by little magical girls.

>> No.11758993

>>11758980
I made a burger for a loli once. She wasn't very impatient.

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>>11758980
Make sure to cut off a few fingers as an appetizer beforehand.

If at all possible, please ethically harvest your fingers.

>> No.11759033

>>11758993
is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>> No.11759059

>>11759033
Jesus Christ, no. I keep this in mind when I make a burger. I form my burgers so they're on the skinny side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afWK65oOdIw

>> No.11759062

>>11759059
Also I tend to do mine medium-well, not medium-rare like this guy.

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>> No.11759229

>>11759209
That... That does NOT look like condiments...

>> No.11759233

>>11759209
thats ectoplasm r-right?

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>>11759233
That... Is certainly... Semen!!!!

>> No.11759235

>>11759234
Same guy, Confirmed
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=cum_on_food

>> No.11759244

>>11759209
does she know what she's eating?
does she like it?

>> No.11759245

>>11759244
You can see her face, right?

>> No.11759251

>>11754679
Nazrin.
A.
Mouse.

>> No.11759780

I want a burger very badly. There needs to be a 24/7 emergency burger delivery system for Americans.

>> No.11759811

>>11759780
>24/7 emergency burger delivery system
dont you already have that

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>> No.11759838

>>11759817
As far as I know only a very few select burger places delivery. McDonalds in New York delivers as far as I know, and a place like Las Vegas may have a 24/7 burger place with a delivery service.

Amazon's drone service would be perfect for these sorts of deliveries.

>> No.11759843

>>11759838
wow that is a great idea. And drones wouldn't get mad when don't tip them

>> No.11759849

>>11759245

I'm too autismal to read what kind of facial expression that is.

>> No.11759853

>>11759849
it looks like she likes it but is disgusted with herself for liking it but likes it too much to stop

>> No.11759853,1 [INTERNAL] 

im eating burgers because of this thread

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