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1175358 No.1175358 [Reply] [Original]

Hey sinners,

My name is Shikieiki Yamaxanadu, and I judge every single one of you. All of you are perverted, impure heretics who spend every second of their day jerking themselves to pictures of me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any morals? I mean, I guess it's wrong whacking it to people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than reading a yuri doujinshi.

Don't be a scoundrel. If you even try to hit me I'll send you straight to hell. I'm perfect. I'm the judge of the dead. What's your profession, other than "man who jacks off to me"? I also have A cups, and have a banging hot shinigami (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all miscreants who are going to be dealing with me when you kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>> No.1175371

I lol'd.

>> No.1175369

What's a "moral"?

>> No.1175380

I'm gonna hate Shikieiki so much from now on.

>> No.1175391

>>1175383
Cotton.

>> No.1175383
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1175383

I wonder what Eiki's panties smell like.

>> No.1175386
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1175386

Gd

>> No.1175396

>>1175386

Holy fuck, her head is collapsing!

>> No.1175402

>>1175383
Judgment

>> No.1175417

>>1175358
komachigrin.jpg

>> No.1175426

Post the Ran one

>> No.1175466
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1175466

yea i wouldn't mind if that bitch were judging me because she'd be all like you're going to hell for blah blah blah reasons and blah blah blah and i'd be all like yo you got a flat chest bitch and she'd be all like wut and while she's distracted bam falcon punch to the cunt and rape up the pooper all night yeaaaaa and she'd be all like screaming for help from that lazy bitch with the tits and i'd be like yo i raped that bitch too left her fuckin intestines full of jizz and an empty look in her eyes you ain't gettin' shit bitch and she'd be all crying and shit and i'd go on like yea so how you gonna send me to hell after i fill you up so much you grow tits full of my cum bitch you be squirtin that shit out you nipples while i party up in heaven and she'd just go bawwww until i slap the shit out of her so hard she gets knocked out so what the fuck you gonna do now yea

>> No.1175479
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1175479

>heretics
We'll see who's the heretic!

>> No.1176485

>>1175358
>yuri doujinshi
>jerking themselves to pictures of me
...
wat?

>> No.1176499
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1176499

>>1175479
That we will

>> No.1176516

The difference between heresy and treachery is ignorance.

>> No.1176527

I'm confused.

>> No.1176558

I can't fap to Eiki

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