/jp/ needs to come together to create a system that will allow even the shyest and weakest of people to easily get a loli girlfriend.

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Anonymous Fri Dec 27 19:41:47 2013 No.11748669 [DELETED]

/jp/ needs to come together to create a system that will allow even the shyest and weakest of people to easily get a loli girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 19:43:47 2013 No.11748675 here's what they should do: make it so that a college degree allows you to have a loli girlfriend. that way you can keep people in debt long after they become completely obsolete and they won't mind!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 19:45:17 2013 No.11748680 Whatever happened to the guy who was trying to become his cousin(s) boyfriend? Is there a list of his posts somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 19:45:32 2013 No.11748682 I'd rather become a loli.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 19:50:17 2013 No.11748703 >>11748680 Which guy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 19:53:02 2013 No.11748713 >>11748703 he was posting a while back he had 2 or 3 cousins and he was hanging out with them all the time

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 19:54:08 2013 No.11748713,1 Please continue here when and if this thread is deleted. This system needs to be perfected within three months.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 19:55:48 2013 No.11748719 >>11748682 me too, i just want to go to preschool

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 19:57:32 2013 No.11748725 Perhaps getting your testosterone levels checked would be a good start.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:00:03 2013 No.11748734 >>11748733 More info?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:00:33 2013 No.11748733 >>11748669 In my country you only need a lot of money. Hope you like brown little girls. Please don't delete my post janny. I-I'm joking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:03:49 2013 No.11748747 File: 210 KB, 1259x2450, 6ys5dNX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11748734

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:04:08 2013 No.11748748

>>11748713
>>11748680
I'm here. Haven't seen either in a long while due to stuff unrelated to me being around them constantly.

Anyway, I'm interested to see how something like this would work out. I think any surefire method might require more than one person per loli though. For instance, you might need someone to play a villain, or to act as a friend, or play any other role that will play up the good values you want the loli to see.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:05:53 2013 No.11748753 >>11748748 What do lolis want?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:08:24 2013 No.11748754 >>11748747 this is not /jp/ culture. this is disgusting, filthy r@ygold culture.

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:10:23 2013 No.11748758

>>11748753
Attention, affection, and someone they can have fun with. They might also enjoy having someone looking out for them who is not a parent, and not seen on the same level as a parent. Basically someone they can rely on.

I'm probably wrong though so don't count on any of this being true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:10:54 2013 No.11748759 This loli girlfriend meme is epic ><

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:11:23 2013 No.11748761 >>11748747 >Infact I loved it. But more so I loved her. What a filthy piece of shit.

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:12:24 2013 No.11748764

>>11748759
One day we'll have to stop ironically shitposting. Please god let it be soon. I can't go on much longer. Irony is becoming reality for me. I can't tell the difference. The irony is like a mist so deep it's impenetrable. Help me. Please save me.

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:14:09 2013 No.11748769

>>11748747
Child pornography is one thing but actual, regular child rape is a detestable act and a sign that the rapist is fundamentally broken and incapable of participating in normal society. He should be locked up where he can live the NEET life for the rest of his days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:14:39 2013 No.11748770 >>11748747 Please, don't do that. It's dangerous. No wonder you get robbed so easily. Also stop coming for drugs. A tourist died in the local sauna from overdose last month. His family said it was a heart attack, but owner told me he was on drugs.

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:16:54 2013 No.11748777

>>11748769
It sounds like he had sex before that act too, so he's probably a normie. Most actual molesters are, same with rapists. Bundy was a huge, good-looking normie which is why he was able to kill so many women (they implicitly trusted him because of his good looks). Same with Manson, although his was more normie charisma that a PUA sperg would call "game".

truNEETs do not hurt people, we just enjoy our escapist media in peace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:17:10 2013 No.11748785 >>11748770 /jp/ needs to find a way to become acquainted with lolis in a natural, safe way to build trust and a strong foundation for whatever sort of relationship you want. We need a list of places with lots of lolis.

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:17:54 2013 No.11748784

I went to Walmart last night around 10 pm and I saw a relatively cute little girl (around 10-12 years old?) by herself in the outdoors/hiking section of the store. Later I saw her walking around with an item but she was still alone. Our eyes met this time and she looked really tired with bags under her eyes. I wonder if I should have talked to her.

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:20:55 2013 No.11748788

>>11748777
Manson is a musician, which is probably why girls liked him. I think he put out an album or two or was about to get a record deal or something. His songs are on YouTube.

Speaking of which, there needs to be a list of hobbies that will attract lolis. Ideally there will be some sort of hobby for every type of person on /jp/ so nobody will be forced to do something they don't like just to get a loli girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:21:54 2013 No.11748791 >>11748788 >musician You mean he played a few chords on an acoustic guitar and sang some generic lyrics? Normieshit to the core.

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:22:24 2013 No.11748793

>>11748785
Local park.
I take my dogs to the park everyday. It's summer here, so all girls wear summer dresses and shorts.
Also dogs are good for conversation, they ask you about dog because dogs are cute.
Just share your dog experience with girls who ask.
I'm really shy, but I bet you guys can do better.

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:24:09 2013 No.11748800
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A while back I drugged a loli with benadryl and groped her while pretending she was my girlfriend. The rest of my family was away shopping. I gave her some alcohol, too. Told her it was juice.

When my parents came home, they couldn't wake her up. She was throwing up and they feared she'd choke on her own puke, so they called an ambulance and they spent the night with her at the hospital. She fell into a coma.

At 4 AM I got a call from my mother. I refused to pick up. The answering machine screamed at me, "ANON, DID YOU GIVE HER SOMETHING? THE DOCTORS ARE TELLING US THEY FOUND DRUGS AND ALCOHOL IN HER SYSTEM. PLEASE PICK UP. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON"

I was terrified. My life was about to end. I thought the police cars were minutes away. For the first time in 10+ years, I keeled and prayed. I had lived my entire NEET existence without giving a shit about anything, and suddenly I found myself worrying about not only my future but my entire family's. I imagined them quitting their jobs and moving away to escape the stigma of protecting a predator for so long. I didn't want them to suffer.

So when the sun came up and DBAN had finished running, I got dressed and drove to the hospital expecting the worst. No way I'm going to jail, I said to myself. I'm going to jump off the tallest window first. Surprisingly, there were no cops. The doctors asked me if I knew anything about the stuff that came up in the blood test. I told them my mom must have left the nightstand unlocked and that she must have picked up some random pills.

The days passed. No cops came to our house. The phone didn't ring. Eventually she recovered and went back to school. It's been a few years now. I don't know if she remembers what I did to her. One day when she's old enough, I'm going to tell her everything that happened and ask for her forgiveness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:24:39 2013 No.11748797 File: 132 KB, 890x802, 1353401631523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm more interested in the shyest and weakest /jp/sies

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:24:54 2013 No.11748798 >>11748791 His music does seem pretty simple. Definitely something a NEET on /jp/ can pull off with some practice. It really doesn't take much to charm someone, especially in person.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:28:39 2013 No.11748805 >>11748800 If this is even real, you could have done so much better if you had chosen to not drug her. If it was just the two of you, you should have treated it as a sleepover and done sleepover activities.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:33:24 2013 No.11748824 >>11748800 why the alcohol? that'd just be destructive to a little girl. the benadryl would've been sufficient.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:35:39 2013 No.11748836 >>11748800 Probably better for both of you not to mention it again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:38:25 2013 No.11748845 >>11748805 Spoilers: It's not real, anon, I would never hurt anyone. Please don't take everything you read on /jp/ to heart. I like writing stories that's all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:39:24 2013 No.11748848 >>11748793 If you already have a dog, this might work. Otherwise, it'd be pretty horrible to get a dog just to pick up lolis. The poor dog wouldn't know any better either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:40:54 2013 No.11748853 >>11748845 Are you riffing off the other guy who was writing a similar story (but framing it as currently in progress), or are you that guy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:41:54 2013 No.11748855 >>11748669 i remember i used to sit in the cart i probably looked stupid as a boy, why couldnt i be a girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:43:40 2013 No.11748861 >>11748848 Yeah. Please, do it only if you love dogs. Dog is like my sister. Sometimes I dream I have money and live in big house with garden like in american movies. If I had money I'd buy house big enough for dog and loli.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:44:24 2013 No.11748863 >>11748861 If you had enough money why not just buy a loli?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:44:55 2013 No.11748866 >>11748845 can you write us a story about an anon with a loli little sister that he fugs consensually after loads of her brocon hinting and sexual tension? That'd be really cool. >>11748855 I'm sure you were a cute boy at the time!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:47:24 2013 No.11748866,1 >>11748866 Not that guy but I'd enjoy writing something like that. Expect it in the near future.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:48:09 2013 No.11748876 >>11748863 I'd adopt loli in that case. It's safer. But adoption here is not like US. Americans can pick the kid they want, but here you get random kid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:49:25 2013 No.11748878 >>11748876 >but here you get random kid. This sounds frightening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:49:39 2013 No.11748879 >>11748793 >>11748848 i love dogs, I had one long ago, but I don't think I could take the inevitable loss of another dog, even if it was for loli companionship. would this work if you were like a dogsitter or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:50:54 2013 No.11748884 >>11748876 Random kid? Interesting, do you happen to know how successful it is?

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:51:54 2013 No.11748889

>>11748879
A job as a dogsitter seems incredibly likely to attract lolis. If you walk them in a big group like I'm imagining the lolis will love the idea that there are so many cute dogs all together, and then will search for her favorite.

I think the bigger question you should ask yourself is whether or not you really want to get a job in hopes of getting a loli girlfriend? You wouldn't be NEET any more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:52:39 2013 No.11748892 >>11748866 >I'm sure you were a cute boy at the time! I wasn't, I wanted to be a little girl even when i was a little boy

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:53:25 2013 No.11748894 I saw a loli on Christmas but there were too many people and I never got to talk with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:56:09 2013 No.11748908 Why is it bad to want a loli friend even if you don't want to do lewd things to her

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 20:58:54 2013 No.11748915

>>11748884
>>11748878
Adoption is too much work and you get random kid, that's why it's not popular.
Spanish singer adopted kid here and got in trouble because she tried to speed up process.
Also, children with disability have priority in the adoption list.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:00:24 2013 No.11748924 >>11748908 It's just not common. It's not bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:01:24 2013 No.11748926 >>11748800 Wow what a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:01:54 2013 No.11748927 File: 47 KB, 500x750, tumblr_m8nl3wwM0G1rbs9h9o1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, am I the only one here who would rather have a little boyfriend instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:02:09 2013 No.11748932 >>11748927 Yes, that's gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:03:09 2013 No.11748937 File: 107 KB, 666x600, 1350017760219.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11748932 No, it's not actually gay since the only boys that I like are cute. Pic related, this man was straight too and would have never fucked another man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:04:25 2013 No.11748938 >>11748915 Can you choose the gender?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:04:54 2013 No.11748942 >/jp/ www worldstarhiphop com/videos/video.php?v=wshhW6g6VsL601dlAb2I

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:07:24 2013 No.11748952 >>11748927 if you had a loli boyfriend how would you make loli babies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:13:39 2013 No.11748967 File: 74 KB, 916x706, 1388097018374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11748942 wtf? He didn't do anything those guys should go to jail for battery and assault

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:14:09 2013 No.11748969 >>11748967 >>11748968 Better prepare yo asses, bitch niggas.

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:14:24 2013 No.11748968

>>11748938
No.

>>11748942
One day I was walking my dog and some guy showed up with a girl in a car.
He step out of the car and told some other guy that he saw him flirting with his 13yo sister.
Then he started beating him up with a stick.
I was really scared and went back to my home as soon as I can. People fighting are really scary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:15:54 2013 No.11748974 >>11748942 >>11748968 I bet they want to fuck their sisters that's why they get so upset.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:17:54 2013 No.11748981 >>11748915 Sounds like a dumbass system that only discourages adoption

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:18:14 2013 No.11748984 >>11748974 They do, it's an attempt at exorcising their own demons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:20:28 2013 No.11748988 >>11748981 It is. It's really sad because it hurts children the most.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:24:28 2013 No.11749003 >>11748942 iDONTEVENKNOWHOWTOVIEWTHIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:29:28 2013 No.11749020 File: 33 KB, 598x800, IMG_20131226_0423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a loli girlfriend be attracted to me? pic is from a few days ago, please be honest...

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:30:58 2013 No.11749023

>>11748988
hm, in Australia the adoption rates have decreased and waiting lists are like 5+ years long. The emphasis is helping the parents who are likely to put their kid up for adoption (e.g. a low-income single mother) and giving them support so they don't have to give up their child in the first place.

It's discouraging for adopters, but assuming the mother is alright, it's probably better for the child this way.

>captcha = paternal rmaymf
>you will never be a father of a cute girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:31:28 2013 No.11749029 File: 261 KB, 640x480, 1387843564440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11749020 Dude, can you please stop pretending to be me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:32:13 2013 No.11749033 File: 6 KB, 256x144, 156615615561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11748984 won't exorcising them just make them stronger

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:32:43 2013 No.11749035 >>11749029 Says the one with a pic with that name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:33:28 2013 No.11749037 >>11749035 Says the guy who renames his pictures to look authentic. Heh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:34:58 2013 No.11749041 >>11749037 You got the wrong guy, but none of you is real anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:35:14 2013 No.11749044 File: 33 KB, 800x473, 135123501259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11749037 post a new pic then, i want to see another shot of that bulge!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:35:14 2013 No.11749045 >>11749041 Oh yeah? You sound too confident, guy. What gives?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:35:58 2013 No.11749043 >>11749033 nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:37:43 2013 No.11749050 Where would you 𝑫rive a loli?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:39:28 2013 No.11749055 >>11749050 I would Drive her home where we will double team her with my hommie Trevor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:40:13 2013 No.11749059 >>11749050 I'd drive it down her throat, if that's what you mean. >>11749055 that's not the way you 𝑫o it, silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:42:29 2013 No.11749066 >>11748797 where are you from qt

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:42:29 2013 No.11749067 Why is this thread allowed? can someone start posting 3d lolis or something...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:45:29 2013 No.11749072 >>11748967 I didn't watch the thing but I think it said he tried to give her alchohol

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:45:29 2013 No.11749073 >>11749067 because the trevorteam hasn't gotten around to working it over yet

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:51:14 2013 No.11749092

I had an internship at an elementary school once. Pretty sure I could have gotten something from at least two of the girls there if I went for it the right way.
But in the end I didn't because I was scared of the consequences and even though I think I would have liked it very much, actually going for sex is a lot different than just fantasizing about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 21:58:14 2013 No.11749111 File: 1.85 MB, 2448x3264, 1386904589124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would I have a shot at a loli girlfriend? pic is from a few days ago, please be honest...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:01:29 2013 No.11749117 File: 138 KB, 605x807, 1388140059264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11749111 Brat looks fucking 12yo in the face. I wonder what milk finds in this twerp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:01:44 2013 No.11749118 >>11749111 loli girlfriend isn't about the looks

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:05:29 2013 No.11749128 >>11749118 Uhhh yes it is dumbass. If you're good looking a loli and her parents will trust you, if you're ugly just looking at her is rape and will make her cry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:06:44 2013 No.11749132 >>11749117 He has a weak jaw

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:09:44 2013 No.11749138 >>11749128 You just need to not be butt-ugly. Lolis don't even know what good looks on a man are. Trust me I speak from experience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:17:59 2013 No.11749162 >>11749138 Hahahaha, little girls can spot an ugo when they see one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:20:14 2013 No.11749169 >>11749162 They point is they don't care unless you look like hunchback of Notre Dame.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:22:14 2013 No.11749176 >>11749169 If you enjoy being friend zoned by a child, sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:23:29 2013 No.11749182 >>11749176 friendzone is a term invented by normies who can't appreciate friendship

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:25:29 2013 No.11749193 >>11749182 That's interesting and all but he wants a loli girlfriend, not a loli friend, and he's not going to get one if he's ugly.

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:26:14 2013 No.11749196

>>11749176
There is nothing but the friend zone for children because they're not yet fully developed mentally and emotionally. Sexual attraction based on looks is virtually nonexistant. A little girl never thinks "Wow I want to be fucked by that hot stud over there".

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:27:14 2013 No.11749200 >>11749138 That's ridiculous. When I was a loli, I pretty much had the same taste than now in men.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:27:37 2013 No.11749201 >>11749196 I don't know man, lolis ask you to marry them. That's pretty serious shit right there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:29:31 2013 No.11749207 >>11749201 They don't understand the implications of these things. It's why we don't let children take important decisions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:36:01 2013 No.11749225 >>11749223 How so?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:36:46 2013 No.11749223 These threads are doing a much better job at making me hate pedophiles than the media has ever done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:37:46 2013 No.11749226 >>11749207 Oh but they do, not completely, but they grasp the concept just fine. You're underestimating them like the normie you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:38:17 2013 No.11749229 >>11749225 You're almost as obnoxious as the people that pretend to be gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:38:31 2013 No.11749233 >>11749223 It's probably because you are exposed to actual mentally ill degenerates. The media always portrays pedophiles in a very innocent way. It makes a whole different impression when you have to deal with the real sickies.

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:39:01 2013 No.11749238

When younger I signed up for english classes.
I was 24 in a classroom filled with kids. Very embarrassing.
However I befriended short hair girl who always wear black and was 12.
We talked about sims 3 and drew stuff together.
I told about her to my only friend. She said it was not healthy and forced me to left classes.
Now my english suck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:40:46 2013 No.11749240 File: 320 KB, 1900x876, maximum lel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11749117 Nice file deleted there. Glad that pedophilia is /jp/ approved now :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:40:46 2013 No.11749241 >>11749229 What exactly are you refering to?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:41:01 2013 No.11749245 >>11749223 You should hate molesters, not pedophiles. Molesters are all sociopathic normies that treat children like whores they can rape and throw away. I don't think anyone in /jp/ fits that description.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:42:31 2013 No.11749246 >>11749226 Calling me a normie is pretty rich, considering I actually had a loli gf in the past. And I'm not underestimating anything, they're children. When they talk about marriage, they just think it means being together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:44:31 2013 No.11749255 >>11749246 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:45:16 2013 No.11749256 >>11749255 Are you a child too to think that's what marriage is all about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:46:16 2013 No.11749259 >>11749256 That's essentially what it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:46:16 2013 No.11749261 >>11749259 You don't need to spend huge amounts of money on expensive rings and a big ceremony to be together forever. Maybe it's about a little more than that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:47:01 2013 No.11749266 >>11749265 > a loli in everything except age This didn't work in the last thread, drop it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:47:16 2013 No.11749265 i know a girl who is a loli in everything except age shes my age she has lovely chestnut hair but she already ahs a boyfriend

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:49:16 2013 No.11749270
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[ERROR]

>>11748669
>/jp/ needs to come together to create a system that will allow even the shyest and weakest of people to easily get a loli girlfriend.

Nice thread OP! I see that this is the official moderation approved loli thread as it has been up for several hours while other spam has been deleted.

I love this loli girlfriend meme(pronounced meem)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:50:31 2013 No.11749275 File: 162 KB, 533x400, shitposting ironic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11749270

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:51:01 2013 No.11749280 Don't forget, /jp/. Yes lolita, no touch. Please don't touch

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 22:56:46 2013 No.11749293

>Good friend of mine has a lolisized girlfriend which is heavily into weeb stuff
>shes about 1.45-1.50m and he does not even care about stuff like jpop or manga
>I am too beta to talk to here since I an scared to show any bad intention and to loyal to my friend

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 23:15:01 2013 No.11749340

>>11749050
>>11749055
Attention /jp/sies!!

I have located the secret group of shiteposters who have been spamming /jp/ nonstop with their unfunny ``Josh'' and ``Driver'' and ``Itasha'' memes!

http://watracing.com/?page_id=16

Please report their posts and send emails to moot/mods to stop this cancer killing our board and make them go away!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 23:19:04 2013 No.11749340,1 >>11749270 I hate narrow hips.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 23:23:02 2013 No.11749340,2 Janitor came back from the club and ruined the fun for everyone on /jp/. Prick.

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 23:37:20 2013 No.11749340,3 [INTERNAL]

how did this thread survive for so long and why was it deleted just now?

>>11749270
> as it has been up for several hours while other spam has been deleted.

this appears to be true, several of asuka spammers and other niggy tier stuff was deleted and there is undeniable evidence that someone deleted these posts ans was aware of the thread
>>11748733
(this was file deleted)
>>11749117

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 23:40:16 2013 No.11749340,4 >>11749340,3 as far as i could tell, this thread was not: ☐ made by Tokiko ☐ made by Trevor ☐ e-celebrity retardation and therefore i did not report it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 23:41:08 2013 No.11749340,5 Because there are different janitators with different standards retards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 23:45:36 2013 No.11749340,6 >>11749246 If you've had a loli girlfriend, I'd like you to contribute to the project.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 00:09:25 2013 No.11749340,7 >>11749340,3 mod was keeping watch while janjan was out he directly responded to the warosu general and del within like 30 sec but left the rest up he also posted in the anime cap thread 30 secs before del maybe the iron finally infected him

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 01:22:31 2013 No.11749340,8 >>11749340,7 he also posted in the anime cap thread 30 secs before del which post is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 02:36:35 2013 No.11749340,9 Should I even put any effort into writing a guide for /jp/ to get a loli girlfriend? I haven't even had a normal girlfriend, let alone a loli girlfriend, so I can't really verify anything that I'd be writing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 02:36:44 2013 No.11749340,10 >>11749340,8 No.11748615 kig threads get bumped after that post and a few mins later it gets deleted while the rest is left alone for a couple more hours

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 02:38:32 2013 No.11749340,11 >>11749340,10 i don't think we have a staff member who would ironically or unironically use ``retard quotes"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 02:39:18 2013 No.11749340,12 >>11749340,11 actually i guess you would have to be a subhuman shitter (or a venerated computer scientist, which you are not) to think about using those in the first place so the staff would fit right in never mind

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 02:39:54 2013 No.11749340,13 >>11749340,11 he's trying to put on a clever disguise

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 02:42:43 2013 No.11749340,14 also he used meme quotes for ``misunderstood genuises''

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 05:00:28 2013 No.11749340,15 >>11749340,10 No.11748615 was literally me btw. probably the second time in my shiteposting career I've been accused of being a jan/mod. I also posted that sudo dubs pic and was samefagging in quite a few other threads at the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 06:36:03 2013 No.11749340,16 >>11748866,1 that's cool, i'll keep an eye out for it. (I don't know if you'll post it on warosu or /jp/ though)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 12:59:07 2013 No.11749340,17 I wrote a loli GF story too. Do you think it'll get deleted if I post it now? Or should I wait for a new thread to pop up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 13:52:27 2013 No.11749340,18 >>11749340,17 Just post it here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 14:13:14 2013 No.11749340,19 >>11749340,15 oh you are a #dev? my b

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 14:25:23 2013 No.11749340,20 >>11749340,18 but I can't post pictures on the w. I'll just wait for a new thread

Anonymous Sat Dec 28 22:48:50 2013 No.11749340,21 [INTERNAL]

>>11749340,16
It may actually be a while. It's harder to write a story in wordpad than it is in 4chan's comment field for some reason. Unfortunately, all the relevant threads where I'd normally post something like that are being deleted left and right.

I'm sorry!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 29 01:53:41 2013 No.11749340,22 >>11749340,21 I think this thread has potential. http://boards.4chan.org/jp/res/11721951

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 29 03:31:06 2013 No.11749340,23 >>11749340,22 Started and the first post got me a mute. To hell with it. The story would have probably been too long anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 29 03:38:54 2013 No.11749340,24 >>11749340,23 I think it got deleted because it didn't sound like a made up story (even though that's the whole point...) I'm gonna give a try in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 29 06:33:38 2013 No.11749340,25 >>11749340,23 hey dude, see >>11753047,1 please continue it in the other thread - I hope you finish it, it sounds cute!

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