[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 26 KB, 500x375, 1362332585875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11744417 No.11744417[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

dear mum,

sorry i ent wrote in yonks. bin in africa learnin the art of shite from a bloke called jambo. a rite laff he is.
a hope you bin keepin well mum. had a dream last nite i was back ome wit you an little alfie and none a me undies were skidded, not one pair. we ad a great big turkey dinner and spent crimbo watchin ome alone 3. love that one i do.

cant write much more mum, jambo tinks am doin voodoo or summat.
miss you loads mum. me next shite's for you.

love,
shite poster

>> No.11744421

Shite Poste that's a nice name it's got ring to it
(C)ing it right now

>> No.11744422

Keep going. I've been missing your poetry.

>> No.11744428

Epic, simply epic.

>> No.11744430

i missed you
sometimes i just say to myself "love, shite poster"

>> No.11744604

How does someone learn to write like this?

>> No.11744613

>>11744604
From Africans, apparently.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action