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Hasn't been one in a while...
Let's rank the 2hus based on their physical attributes. Also, please post an image, but let's try and keep lewdness to an absolute minimum - show some respect.

Best legs:
Best ass:
Best breasts:
Best body overall:
Best hair:
Best eyes:
Softest stomach:
Best smelling:
Best mommy:
Best loli:
Cutest overall:
Sexiest overall:

>> No.11734175

What about best pubic hair and anus?

>> No.11734180
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Everything: 2hu doge

>> No.11734181

I had an idea for a thread but the thread limit screwed me over (and fuck waiting):

What about Touhou ankles? Touhou is all about cliché old-timey stuff, why the HELL aren't Touhou ankles a fetish? Even Reimu's official portraits show or hint at her ankles, and I'd love to see them in greater detail.

>> No.11734184

>>11734171
>physical attributes

The characters are drawn differently literally every game. Secondary thread.

>> No.11734213

>>11734171
Yukari, what the fuck are you doing, you are supposed to wear only one of those at any given time.

>> No.11734256

>>11734181
Ankles aren't very lewd.
The angles and curves are all wrong.

>> No.11734258

>>11734256
I think the same about ears. Anything external is pretty gross, but ears are all alien-like and weird shapes and extruding and curved. Fuck, I hate ears.

Any ear fetishists here? Justify yourselves.

>> No.11734277

What about knees and shoulders?
Does no one like knees and shoulders?

>>11734171
Yukari please stop trying so hard. It's so embarrassing that it's almost cute.

>> No.11734308

kanakp: all

>> No.11734310

Best legs: Sakuya
Best ass: Ran
Best breasts: Yuyuko
Best body overall: Yukari
Best hair: Yukari
Best eyes: Yuuka
Softest stomach: Letty
Best smelling: Yuuka
Cutest overall: Utsuho
Sexiest overall: Yukari

>> No.11734334
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>>11734258
Ears are cute, especially when the person they belong to is cute.

I like them because they are sensitive and you can make someone feel really good by simply brushing them with your fingertips, breathing at them, or licking or kissing them. It's the best when they moan in a cute voice while you are doing it. Having the same done to you also feels wonderful, of course.
I like the texture of the skin on my tongue and lips too.

>> No.11734359

Best legs:Yayaya or Eiki, hard choice.
Best ass:-
Best breasts: Yukari
Best body overall:Yukari
Best hair: Hina
Best eyes:Kanako
Softest stomach: Any of the plumps, Letty perhaps.
Best smelling:-
Best mommy:Ran
Best loli:Kyouko
Cutest overall:cute cute Koishi cute lewd Nuen
Sexiest overall: Too hard

>> No.11734427
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Best legs: Yukari
Best ass: Yukari
Best breasts: Yukari
Best body overall: Yukari
Best hair: Tenshi
Best eyes: All violet, golden and scarlet ones
Softest stomach: Kosuzu
Best smelling: Yuuka or Tenshi
Best mommy: Ran
Best loli: Kosuzu
Cutest overall: Tenshi
Sexiest overall: Yukari

Actually, I think all 2hus are beautiful. These are merely my top preferences.

>> No.11734435

>>11734359
None of them are canon plump

>> No.11734526
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>>11734435
Yamame is canon plump.

>>11734334
Ears can be cute, especially those sticky-out ears some Japanese girls have.

>>11734181
I agree, but the problem is that ankles were big in the days when it was okay to wander around topless, since boobs were a symbol of chastity. Since the touhous aren't (usually) topless, I guess we have to stick with our armpits and be happy with it.

>>11734171
Best legs: Aya or Alice
Best ass: Orin
Best breasts: shape-wise, Alice; size-wise Okuu
Best body overall: Alice
Best hair: Kaguya
Best eyes: Marisa
Softest stomach: Youmu
Best smelling: Yukari
Best mommy: Ran
Best loli: Chen
Cutest overall: Momiji
Sexiest overall: Yukari

>> No.11734540

g'damn, does /jp/ have shitty taste

>> No.11734597

Best legs: Yama
Best ass: Nue
Best breasts: Patchouli
Best body overall: Patchouli
Best hair: Patchouli
Best eyes: Marfisa
Softest stomach: Rumia
Best smelling: Patchouli
Best mommy: Kanako
Best loli: Youmu
Cutest overall: Youmu
Sexiest overall: Patchouli

Best feet: Patchouli

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>>11734597
>Best feet: Patchouli

I agreement.

>> No.11734633

>>11734619
Sample and no autistic filename? Get the fuck out.

>> No.11734645

>>11734633
The original size was originally posting, nerd.
Go and danube into your own ass, please.

>> No.11734650

>>11734645
what

>> No.11734929

>>11734540
Tell us which 2hu has the best legs then, faggot.

>> No.11735168

>>11734929
le mima

>> No.11735229
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>>11734929

>> No.11736462
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Best legs: Orin
Best ass: Yuuka
Best breasts: Komachi
Best body overall: Yukari
Best hair: Yukari
Best eyes: Yukari
Softest stomach: Patchouli
Best smelling: Minoriko Aki
Best mommy: Ran
Best loli: Cirno
Cutest overall: Akyuu
Sexiest overall: Sanae

N.B. This is not necessarily about who I consider to be the best or most attractive character.

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Best legs: Sakuya
Best ass: Nue
Best breasts: Komachi
Best body overall: Okuu
Best hair: Seija
Best eyes: Remi
Softest stomach: Rumia
Best smelling: Okuu
Best mommy: Yukari
Best loli: Flan
Cutest overall: Satori
Sexiest overall: Nue

>> No.11736481
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Best legs: Kasen
Best ass: Hijiri
Best breasts: Ran
Best body overall: Youmu
Best hair: Futo
Best eyes: Maribel
Softest stomach: Letty
Best smelling: Tenshi
Best mommy: Iku
Best loli: Medicine
Cutest overall: Miko
Sexiest overall: Seiga

>> No.11736509

yukari thread

>> No.11736523

>>11736509
Yukari is automatically disqualified from this contest, due to her ability to manipulate age and constitution.

>> No.11736530

>>11736523
yukari too beautiful for this contest

>> No.11736537
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>>11736462
Sanae also has best belly button

>> No.11736634
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Best legs: Hatate
Best ass: Tenshi
Best breasts: Okuu
Best body overall: Okuu
Best hair: Okuu
Best eyes: Okuu
Softest stomach: Okuu
Best smelling: Yuuka
Best mommy: Satori
Best loli: Koishi
Cutest overall: Okuu
Sexiest overall: Sanae

Best wings: Okuu

>> No.11736642

Best legs: Sakuya
Best ass: Sanae
Best breasts: Sakuya
Best body overall: Marisa
Best hair: Marisa
Best eyes: Remilia
Softest stomach: Patchy
Best smelling: Mamizou
Best mommy: Kanakp
Best loli: Remilia
Cutest overall: Suika
Sexiest overall: Sakuya or Yukari

>> No.11736646

Marisa does not have the best anything, but she is still the best to me.

>> No.11736652

>>11736642
You know, after looking over my list, and the names some of you put down, I realize that my tastes in touhou are really normie and generic. I apologize. I will try to expand my horizons.

>> No.11737396

Best legs: Yukari
Best ass: Yuuka
Best breasts: Yuyuko
Best body overall: Yukari
Best hair: Kogasa
Best eyes: Reisen
Softest stomach: Yuyuko
Best smelling: Yuyuko
Best mommy: Yuyuko
Best loli: N/A
Cutest overall: Kogasa
Sexiest overall: Yukari

>> No.11737457

>>11736652
you shouldn't apologize for anything

>> No.11737459

>>11734171
Best loli: Rumia

nothing else matters

>> No.11737482
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Softest stomach.
Best hair.
Cutest.

>> No.11739100

>>11736646
Marisa has the best smirk.

>> No.11739147

But who is the smuggest 2hu?

>> No.11739163
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>>11739147

>> No.11739188

these categories are shit. my favorite 2hu has best everything.

>> No.11739275

Best legs:Mima
Best ass:Myon
Best breasts:Genji
Best body overall:5 Magic Stones
Best hair:Unzan
Best eyes:Parsee
Softest stomach:YuugenMagan
Best smelling:Hourai
Best mommy:Rinnosuke
Best loli:Kurenai Misuzu
Cutest overall:Flower Tank
Sexiest overall:Kikuri

>> No.11739341
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>>11739147

>> No.11740086

Hina
Iku
Tenshi

>> No.11740253

Best legs: Aya
Best ass: Yuugi
Best breasts: Minoriko
Best body overall: Byakuren
Best hair: Eirin
Best eyes: Reisen
Softest stomach:
Best smelling: Yuuka
Best mommy: Keine
Best loli: Suika
Cutest overall: Rumia
Sexiest overall: Seiga

Now who has the coolest power?

>> No.11740500
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>>11736537
Not really

>> No.11740658

Best moves: Iku

>> No.11740714
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>>11739147
The Futo

>> No.11740768

Best legs:Sakuya
Best ass: Ran
Best breasts: Komachi
Best body overall: Sakuya
Best hair:Byakuren
Best eyes:Sakuya
Softest stomach: Yuyuko
Best smelling: Sakuya
Best mommy: Ran
Best loli: Remilia
Cutest overall: Reisen
Sexiest overall: Sakuya and Eirin

>> No.11740859

I called Ran and asked her and she said she has the best everything.

>> No.11740980

>>11740086
I love your taste.

>> No.11741326
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Best legs: Tenshi
Best ass: Tenshi
Best breasts: Eirin
Best body overall: Yuuka
Best hair: Kaguya
Best eyes: Yuyuko
Softest stomach: Letty
Best smelling: Yuuka
Best mommy: Ran
Best loli: Rumia
Cutest overall: Koishi
Sexiest overall: Yuuka

>> No.11741358

>>11741326
I went to check out other women in front of Yuukarin badly. I want to see her jealous face.

>> No.11741444
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>>11741358
That's only until she decides to go full yandere. Not that I mind.

>> No.11741504

>>11741444
She seems like the kind that would go out later that night to track down and rip the head off of the person that you were checking and throw it through your window with a sign stapled to the head saying "Is this what you wanted?"

>> No.11744906

>>11740859
...can I have Ran's number?

>> No.11744917
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Best legs: Yuyuko
Best ass: Yuyuko
Best breasts: Yuyuko
Best body overall: Yuyuko
Best hair: Yuyuko
Best eyes: Yuyuko
Softest stomach: Yuyuko
Best smelling: Yuyuko
Best mommy: Yuyuko
Best loli: Rumia
Cutest overall: Yuyuko
Sexiest overall: Yuyuko

>> No.11746266

>>11744917
To my eye, those boobs are shaped a little funny.

>> No.11752634

>>11740980
me too

>> No.11752637

>>11746266
>>11752634
They just got a lot of sag to them. Hag tits.

>>11744917
>Best loli: Rumia
I will overlook your pedestrian tastes in hags

>> No.11752646 [DELETED] 

Ranking boobies is otaku culture but talking about figs and trends evidenced by C85 circles isn't. Good job janishit :-D

>> No.11752667

Best legs: Sakuya
Best ass: Yamame
Best breasts: Komachi
Best body overall: Kasen
Best hair: Seija
Best eyes: Murasa
Softest stomach: Yuyuko
Best smelling: Kasen
Best mommy: Ran
Best loli: Akyuu
Cutest overall: Akyuu
Sexiest overall: Kasen

>> No.11753447

If you think about it in the sense of the original character design done by ZUN for which ever game any character is from, you can say all touhou's got beat to within an inch of their life with a the ugly stick

>> No.11753510
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Best legs: Reisen
Best ass: Reisen
Best breasts: Reisen
Best body overall: Reisen
Best hair: Reisen
Best eyes: Reisen
Softest stomach: Reisen
Best smelling: Reisen
Best mommy: Reisen
Best loli: Rumia
Best sharpshooter: Reisen
Best housewife: Reisen
Best rabbit: Reisen
Cutest overall: Reisen
Sexiest overall: Reisen

>> No.11755340

>>11753510
Shittiest taste.

>> No.11755418

This depends more on the artist than the touhou, unless you're referring to zun art, in which nobody wins.

>> No.11755428
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Best: Meiling

>> No.11755434

How are you supposed to tell which characters have the best dimensions when fanartists all draw them somewhat differently?

>> No.11755453
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Best legs: Remi
Best ass: Remi
Best breasts: Remi
Best body overall: Remi
Best hair: Remi
Best eyes: Remi
Softest stomach: Remi
Best smelling: Remi
Best mommy: Yukari
Best loli: Remi
Cutest overall: Remi
Sexiest overall:Remi

>> No.11760148

>>11755434
Uh, I think that's the point, anon.

>> No.11760166

>>11755428
Definitely not best feet

>> No.11760224

>>11755453
>Best breasts
What is she going to do with that cutting board?

>> No.11761318

>>11760224
DFC's are fine too.

>> No.11761716
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>>11737482
Most beautiful.

Because five aristocratic connoisseurs of women and an emperor can't all be wrong.

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>>11761318
So who's the flattest Touhou?

I know it's supposed to be Suika because of, you know, but I think it's probably Tewi in actual fact.

>> No.11763191

Best Legs: Sakuya
Best Arse: Yuuka
Best Breasts: Keine
Best Body Overall: Sanae
Best Hair: Mokou
Best Eyes: Remi
Softest Stomach: Youmu
Best Smelling: tenshi
Best Mother: Yuuka
Best loli: Rumia
Cutest overall: Rymia
Sexiest overall: Yuuka

>> No.11763227

>>11762890

wow that stomach... i dont know what exactly i can even do to it but i really want to do it

>> No.11763515

for me, all for me is equal

>> No.11763540
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>>11739147
>>11739163
>>11739341
>>11740714
Step it up guys

>> No.11763551
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>>11763227

>> No.11765633
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>>11763515
Nah man, you can't wimp out like that.
What surprises me is that Reimu doesn't seem to rank anywhere according to anon.
Best armpits I guess. Only Sanae and Momiji could come close to her.

>> No.11765656

>>11765633
Reimu isn't the best at anything, but is pretty good at a lot of things.

>> No.11765728

>>11734171
Why the HELL is Yukari wearing TWO bikinis

>> No.11765741

Best legs: Reisen
Best ass: Nitori
Best breasts: Komachi
Best body overall: Youmu
Best hair: Eirin
Best eyes: Remilia
Softest stomach: Koakuma
Best smelling: Yuuka
Best mommy: Kanako
Best loli: Flandre
Cutest overall: Youmu
Sexiest overall: Yuyuko

>> No.11765828

I hate you guys for bumping this again
I had to go through and read again about all those sexy stomachs

>> No.11765851
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Best legs: Alice
Best ass: Yuugi
Best breasts: Yuugi
Best body overall: Yuugi
Best hair: Yuugi
Best eyes: Remi
Softest stomach: Letty
Best smelling: Yuugi
Best mommy: Kanakp
Best loli: Remi
Cutest overall: Remi
Sexiest overall: Yuugi

I am a simple man.

>> No.11765891

>>11765728

Her fat tits need extra support. She wouldn't have to wear two, though, if she had someone to support her breasts, probably using their hands. This could be you.

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Depends on who draws them I think.

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>>11765891

>> No.11770933

>>11765851
Congrats, anon. This pic has made me develop a female bodybuilder fetish.

>> No.11772395

Where's Yukari's ball bra?

>> No.11772621

>>11765851
You listed the best 2hus

>> No.11772688

>>11772621
>letty
>yuugi
>good

>> No.11772695
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>>11744906

No, because you'll call her and ask her about her bust size and such. Only I can do that. Only me.

>> No.11774618
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>>11772688
Yuugi is great. An anon once suggested he wanted to be spoiled by her and princess-carried around everywhere.

This scenario now repeats itself endlessly in my dreams.

>> No.11774639

>>11772688
Yeah, they're pretty great.

>> No.11776996

>>11734310
I like you

>> No.11777008

Best legs: Sakuya Or Eirin
Best ass: Ran
Best breasts: Komachi
Best body overall: Yuugi or Meiling
Best hair: Byakuren
Best eyes: Yuuka
Softest stomach: Yuyuko
Best smelling: Kasen
Best mommy: Kanako
Best loli: Rumia or Flan
Cutest overall: Reisen
Sexiest overall: Yukari

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>>11765828
Sorry anon.
But can anyone truly deny that it's Youmu who has the softest stomach?

>> No.11779084

Best legs: sakuya
Best ass: wakasagihime (dat fish tail amirite)
Best breasts: yukari
Best body overall: yumeko or yukari
Best hair: keine
Best eyes: kogasa or reisen
Softest stomach: yuyuko
Best smelling: yuuka
Best mommy: ran
Best loli: cirno or flandre
Cutest overall: alice or hina
Sexiest overall: marisa

>> No.11779091

>>11778949
She has like nothing there, man. It probably feels like an abnormally warm plank.

>> No.11779469

>>11779091
Lies! It may look toned, but it is like silk to the touch, and firm yet pliable. Your fingers would sink in if you applied pressure, but the second you removed them, her flesh would spring back.
That's the best kind of soft stomach, so it's natural that Youmu's would be like that.

>> No.11781135

Best legs: Marisa
Best ass: Marisa
Best breasts: Marisa
Best body overall: Marisa
Best hair: Marisa
Best eyes: Marisa
Softest stomach: Marisa
Best smelling: Marisa
Best mommy: Marisa
Best loli: Marisa
Cutest overall: Marisa
Sexiest overall: Marisa

>> No.11781137

>>11781135
Is Marisa your favorite touhou?

>> No.11781181

>>11781137
yeah she is.

>> No.11781596

>>11781135
>Best mommy: Marisa

Great, now I have visions of a milf Marisa feeding me dinner and pushing her boobs in my face.

>> No.11781600

>>11781596
I prefered that one doujin where Yukari turned Rinnousuke into a woman because Marisa needed a mother.

Kourin had large tits.

>> No.11781653

>>11752637
But those ain't got any sag

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>>11781653
Loofa-tits are god-tier.

>> No.11781851

>>11734171
Best legs: Kaguya
Best ass: Kaguya
Best breasts: Kaguya
Best body overall: Kaguya
Best hair: Kaguya
Best eyes: Kaguya
Softest stomach: Kaguya
Best smelling: Kaguya
Best mommy: Kaguya
Best loli: Kaguya
Cutest overall: Kaguya
Sexiest overall: Kaguya

It's genetics.

>> No.11782721

>>11781851
Yeah genetics made her shit, just like you

>> No.11782721,1 [INTERNAL] 

What the fuck kind of name is Haven?

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