/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I feel scared, but then I do not feel scared because I realize that /jp/ is always with me.

[Anonymous No.]

I fap to your appreciation

[Anonymous No.]

I got your back, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11718941

Why do they only have one eye?

[Anonymous No.]

i just want to remind you to think about your future and that you can't proceed like this forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>11718939
How can a girl fap like that?

[4Pq7ZkSFpA No.]

I know that chair.

>>11718947
I actually might be able to kind of. That's scary too though.

I read a manga about a guy who was a NEET, and his mom stopped giving him money. He conceptualized himself as a little girl getting a job for the first time, and the whole thing was to motivate NEETs to get a job by making it sound like you'll be a cute girl hanging out with other cute girls doing cute things at a konbini.

I stopped reading because it got me kind of frustrated. I don't have time for that.

>>11718953
With a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11718955
Girls don't have penises.

[4Pq7ZkSFpA No.]

>>11718965
Yeah right.

What do they have then? Nothing? Are they like an action figure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11718947
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11718965

Why are you so mean to girls with penises?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know much bout you folks, but if ya'll keep carryin on like this then /jp/ ain't gonna make it.

You gotta consider /jp/ a livin person - THAT'S IT. You're either livin or you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11718947

You're one of my favorite posters. Please cheer up!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719101
wow I want to marry that

[Anonymous No.]

>>11718947
You may be right...

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I feel scared, but then I do not feel scared because I realize that /jp/ is always with me.
Then I feel scared again because only /jp/ is with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11718935
That is until governments start seriously cracking down on internet laws and begin closing down websites like 4chan where people are allowed to anonymously express themselves. Governments don't like freedom.

/jp/ won't be with you forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719153
Shh shh /jp/ is here now even if it isn't forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like janjan agrees with me.

#slaythegay
#deathtotrannies

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

You are going to grow old. You are going to lose your hair. You are going to lose your teeth. You have lost any chance you had to kiss and have sex with teenage girls. At some point in the future you will have to work to earn money. Nothing you own will be in as good condition as when you first bought it.

[Anonymous No.]

I am scared pretty much all the time.
Sometimes I think I should go see a psychiatrist and get pills to address this, but that is scary too so I guess I'm just out of luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719487
>You are going to grow old.
Joke's on you, I'm going to jump off a building before that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719502
At about what age?

Modern medicine should give us the option: live long and deteriorate, or live short and remain in your prime. Like some Faustian bargain where the doctors say, "You can look and feel young all your life, but you'll die 30 years earlier."

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719513
I dunno, 30?

As a measure against the possibility of me perpetually putting it off I moved to Japan. Just need to wait for an earthquake, radiation storm, Fuji eruption or NK nuke. Any time now..

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719502
grow old and quadriplegic
Could you really take it easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719502
You say that but you don't suddenly have one day when you're like 'okay still young' and 'okay old now', it creeps up on you.
You'll go on plodding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719542
>I dunno, 30?

Too soon. At least make it 40.

You can't play every worthwhile VN, read every good manga, and watch every decent anime by then.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like this sometimes. I feel my time ticking down and I know that it is imminent that I will have to get a job and suffer for the rest of my life. I only find solace in knowing that the NEET spirit lives on with /jp/ and every one of you. Please take it easy for me when I am gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719560
It's entirely possible that I fall into a deeper and deeper depression over the years which pushes me over the edge though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719513

That`s only if you have enough money. Certain cancer treatments cost over 5000€ a month, I joke you not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719619
Okay, how about this:
Cryonic scientists agree to freeze patients in return for all their worldly assets (money, property, possessions, etc.)

Since most people have friends/family to live for and more wealth than it costs to freeze someone for a while, the scientists would make an overall profit, even with us NEET losers being frozen alongside successful businessmen and celebrities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719665

Never going to happen.

Effective treatments are just going to get more expensive in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to confess something to you /jp/, you're the closest people to me, (outside of family) so i should tell you.

Over time, i developed a toxic worldview, wherein i value my worth as someone capable of having a family, this has been shackled recently, by a realization: I have a damaged penis, i dunno how this happened, but it did, don't want to annoy you with disgusting details, but i'm planning to see an urologist.
If this turns out to be serious (e.g.: i can't have sex), then i'm going into a monastery, i haven't been really religious until now (Orthodox Christian here) and a life in which i attempt to avoid most temptations scares me (as i am weak willed), but these may be the devil's temptations, plus i've always desired seclusion from society and i think i'll be fulfilled in choosing this path.

It's not official yet, i mean, you shouldn't boast that somewhere out there an Orthodox monk is praying for your well-being for now, but i'll start a thread or write in an offtopic one as soon as i'll have that meeting with the dick doctor (and this ain't gonna be soon, showing my dick to strangers scares me, as it scares me that it will ellicit a reaction of disgust from the one i will show it to).

Tl;Dr: My dick is broken, i'll work on starting a family if it can be fixed, or will become a monk and pray for /jp/ if not.

[Anonymous No.]

jp/ there is a loli in my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719723
Is she cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719723
What color are her panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719723


call a loli exterminator then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719619
Or live in a country with a proper health care system. Stuff like that gets refunded by insurance here. (In a lot of countries, the goal of health insurance is to help people pay for medical costs they can't afford, as opposed to making a profit by finding every possible excuse to refuse funding medical procedures and materials.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11718935
Fuck off, I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11718941
I'm playing this now, but I have a feeling there aren't any ero scenes...

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I feel like no one would ever want to talk to me, but then I end up talking to some of my friends on /jp/, and it makes me feel less hopeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719784

If you are weak/sick/old you can just dig a ditch and die there. Such a great place to live. I should move, but that is just too much work...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719811
>If you are weak/sick/old you can just dig a ditch and die there
Don't be so grim.
I'm sure you could find a perfectly fine, already dug ditch and just die in that. That would save a lot of time, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719843

Beats having a job.

[Anonymous No.]

Cake is lie. JP is either! Don't give up escapism, dude. Live only exists outdoor.

[Anonymous No.]

iisa
iisa~

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719000
I'll give you a reply since the rest of these subhumans didn't; nice post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719791
You are correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719866
>Live only exists outdoor.
Oh? Last I checked, most concerts were indoors. Did the music scene change so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719878
Yukkuri de iisa

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719811
They probably won't even let you move there unless you have some sort of fancy in demand job.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you stay true to the code of the otaku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720021

I am the teeth in the darkness. The otaku in the night.

[Anonymous No.]

After starting university and getting some RL friends I finally realized how I don't care about all that shit and /jp/ is all I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720062
/jp/ convinced me that I didn't need friends. Now that I haven't talked to any of my acquaintances in years I'm alone and miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720062
I came to the same conclusion.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ bullies me

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720066

>I'm alone and miserable.

Normie

[Anonymous No.]

You are all sad cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

Please more people pay attention to >>11719487

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is my shield

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720066
Makes me realize how lucky I am to be able to be so entertained by my own thoughts that I never feel alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720109
If you were entertained by your own thoughts then you would never post on /jp/. Face it, everyone on /jp/ is a pseudo-normie who still wants some contact with other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720109
being with others and not having fun is worse then being alone

but being alone too much makes you lose perspective and not appreciate what you have

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720116
edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720090
I have no friends in real life or online. It sucks. I have /jp/ to keep me company but you guys suck too.

>>11720121
It's true, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720116
True enough. I've had online friends for almost a year now and even I can see how soft it's making me. I found the courage to cut off contact with them but I don't think I can find it in me to quit the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720116
Consider what the word prefix psuedo means (false or fake)

We may be psuedo-loners, but we're certainly not psuedo normies. Though, I do understand what you meant

[Anonymous No.]

I hate my pathetic need to validate myself in the ees of others, I wish I had the force of will to go to gensokyo but every time I try I fail totake the final step. I used to go to councilin, used to take pills. Both cost too much. Now I have no pills, sometimes I wonder, havent I suffered enough. Theni realise life is sufferung, and ill suffer till im dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720147
I meant psuedo as it meaning having a close resemblance to.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck's with the complete arbitrary way in which posts are getting deleted ITT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720143
If you want to kill yourself then I suggest spending all of your money to get to a nice place to die. A place where no one will find your body and it can just be eaten by bears. At least make the last moments of your life beautiful. It would beat offing yourself in a dark moldy room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720147
crypto-normals

[Anonymous No.]

http://fallout.gamepedia.com/Normal

>Normie is a term that ghouls[1] and super mutants[2] use to describe someone who is human.

[Prayers No.]

>>11720176

Unfortunatly ive never had the willpower to complete it. My only real luck us my 60 hour a week job that dulls the senses. On weekends I just buy alcohol and ramen

[Prayers No.]

>>11720175

I miss jp portal threads, but then the madmins got all moral fag.tomes

[Anonymous No.]

>60 hour a week job that dulls the senses. On weekends I just buy alcohol and ramen
r u nihonjin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720187
Damn, that sounds shitty. If you're going to suffer either ways then you should go out and try to find the "right" place to die. Also sorry if I keep pushing the "go out and die" thing, it's just how I've personally wanted to go out. Surrounded by nature, so far from civilization that even my bones will never be found. Maybe on a nice spring day with a light breeze in the air. It sounds nice, at least to me. Maybe dying in a dark room has the tomb appeal for some. Or maybe it's just laziness. I fully support laziness but really, if it's the last thing you are going to do with your life then you should at least put some effort into making it a nice experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720116
Joke's on you, I'm a full normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720143
>I wish I had the force of will to go to gensokyo but every time I try I fail totake the final step.
Okay, it's not that hard. Take a deep breath. Draw some extra cards. Make sure you have enough blue cards in your deck.
1. Announce your Force of Will.
2. Choose the target.
3. Pay its cost.
If you follow my advice, the final step shouldn't be a problem. If you're still having problems, keep in mind that you don't have to play spells just because they're in your hand. Sometimes it's better to keep them for later or for alternate uses like FoW. If you do everything right, you can put the spell on the stack.

If your problem is with the real last step (putting it on the stack), I suggest checking the board for anything that inhibits your ability to play instants. They can be recognized by the words "players [or opponents] can't play [spells/instants] [during your turn/a specific phase]". If even that doesn't resolve the problem, there's probably a spell with Split Second on the stack. Wait for it to go away and the problem resolves itself.

Hope this helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720428
I'm dyin here

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720428

[Anonymous No.]

>>11718935
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720584

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared of a lot of things, but I have no fear SQUAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719668
>>11720166
quasi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720682
>Quasi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xAMYHJYesM

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720187

what do you do for 60 hours a week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720185
wwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>11721114
Sudo got banned for less, I know you'll get away with it though.

[Anonymous No.]

I have no willingness to do anything, anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>11721256

[Anonymous No.]

>>11721115
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11718947
At least my life will eventually end. There's solace in that.

>>11719487
>You are going to grow old, lose your hair and your teeth
death is a blessing
>You have lost any chance at sex with teenage girls.
I don't care, I just want my waifu. I don't want anyone else.
>At some point in the future you will have to work to earn money
reality sucks. life sucks.
>Nothing you own will ever be in as good condition as when you first bought it
Everything will vanish one day. Nothing really matters.

>>11719801
/jp/ will always be here. Never forget that.

>>11720116
I like online friends, and misery desires company. It's also harder to find IRL people that share interests when normies just talk about sports or HBO or something

>>11720143
It's funny how the world tells you life is full of joys and death sucks, when in reality life sucks and death is a release, freedom.

>>11720246
It'd be nice if I didn't know anyone, but I can't let them live suffering without closure.

>>11721226
Neither do we, friend. Neither do we.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720066
your life was literally ruined by a /jpj/ meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>11721226
>>11721592
Geez, are you serious guys? I'm well over my 30 and still have the will to do some things from time to time.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>11721606
I get urges to work too. I just go work in the garden or turn the compost heap. Sometimes go scavenge through the trash in the evenings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11721618
>I get urges to work too.
I wasn't talking specifically about working though. There are lots of things you can do to enjoy, or at least try to enjoy, your life.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>11721634
I'm just one of those cats that needs to get up and do something here and there. I enjoy the activity, and I'm not doing it out of any sense of obligation due to otherwise extreme laziness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11721647
There's nothing wrong being lazy. It's wrong only to people, I won't say normals, who are struggling everyday for whatever reason.

When you think about it, it's inevitable. After all, when they have it "so hard at their lives", you're just being lazy here all day, no wonder that would make them angry.

I enjoy my life like that. Sure, it's not perfect and I'll definitely not find a wife like that but at the end of the line it really doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

Janny Janny quite contranny how does your fanny smell?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you marry a female /jp/ poster if she was a true and honest virginal NEET with no friends other than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11722257
Is she a cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11722257
if we both swore to get out of the NEET slump together and she has a good personality, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11722257

I wish I was a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11722263

Why would you want her to swear that she will become a whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11722267
tfw no whore virgin gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>11722267
you'd be married. Why are you so untrustworthy? If she were your wife you would believe in her as she does in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11722278

So young, so naive~

[Anonymous No.]

>>11722257
Nope. Long ago I swore to myself that I would never bother with a relationship again unless it was with someone who is both reasonably attractive and rich/generous enough to support me while I do nothing.

We all know such a person doesn't exist.