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"If you're applying to be a live in maid, and expect to not have sexual relationships with your master, you're doing it wrong."

—Amanda Fournier, Thursday, March 3, 2011

>> No.11709323

>>11709318
is this a trap?

>> No.11709324

>>11709323
Maybe

>> No.11709325
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>> No.11709329
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>>11709325

>> No.11709339

That was (according to her) someone who guessed her tripcode

Kind of believable since it was something retarded like #milk IIRC

>> No.11709343

>>11709339
Sounds like something milk would say, shes said completely ridiculous things like that before and hoped people would actually believe her bullshit.

>> No.11709366

>>11709339
First she said she was trolling and now she says someone guessed her trip. Which one is it?

>> No.11709382

I really want to fug milk, all irony aside. I would smash it so hard

>> No.11709397

>>11709366
whenever someone admits to have trolled in that situation, they always lie. it's some kind of a way to try saving face while looking cool and edgy.

>> No.11709405

>>11709382
me too but only because she seems really clingy and I would get off on not calling her again lol

>> No.11709400

What an ugly nose.

>> No.11709409

>>11709382
Same. I would do anything for her.

>> No.11709411

I really want to fug milk in her cute room and watch her orgasm over and over again with all those figmas watching us

>> No.11709413

Who is milk

>> No.11709419
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11709419

>>11709411
implying your micropenis could satisfy milk

>> No.11709417

>>11709382
Her face looks like it was smashed into a wall.

>> No.11709426

>>11709419
I wish milk would insult my small penis!

>> No.11709429

People like Milk remind me of myself except for making a more convincing show of being a happy, active person. Somehow popular with the opposite sex yet ultimately incapable of forming genuine relationships with people and instead escaping into self-centered fantasy.

Maybe I'm just projecting.

>> No.11709434

>>11709417
Then how come she still has a Jew nose?

>> No.11709436

>>11709325
I just fapped to this picture, and it felt so good

>> No.11709442

>>11709436
Fapping to milk always results in the best orgasms.

>> No.11709447

>>11709442
I just imagine meeting her at a con and having passionate, dirty sex in the bathroom in cosplay.

>> No.11709451

>>11709429
>Maybe I'm just projecting.

You are

>> No.11709458

>>11709447
I imagine gangbanging her with other /jp/sies at a con.

>> No.11709462

>>11709451
Are you Milk?

>> No.11709469

>>11709462
No.

>> No.11709468

>>11709458
That would be a smelly gangbang, and I think most /jp/ers would end up fucking each other after getting bored of calling milk a slut

>> No.11709478

>>11709468
Well they can do what they want. I'd be focused on giving milk all of my milk.

>> No.11709475

>>11709468
Gross dude.

>> No.11709476

>>11709469
Guys it's milk

>> No.11709481

>>11709469
Exactly what she would say.

>> No.11709485

>>11709476
milk is always in milk threads, she gets off on people saying lewd things about her

>> No.11709486

I don't get it.
Why are we all supposed to give a shit about malk?

>> No.11709487

>>11709476
>>11709481
You got me. :3

>> No.11709495

>>11709485
milk I want to fuck your stupid face and cum all over it from the sensation of your tears landing on my penis as I call you a stupid, ugly whore.

>> No.11709496
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>>11709486

>> No.11709504
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>>11709486
she's cute!

>> No.11709509

>>11709495
That makes me really wet. (　´∀｀)

>> No.11709513

I'm really horny

>> No.11709516

>>11709486
It's Mark. You know those silly Japanese and their mixed up letters.

>> No.11709522

i wish when i got a new toilet that i were able to sit on it naked because my weener goes into the water of my new toilet and it makes me cry that i have to live with this

i dont want my weener to fall off from disease

>> No.11709523

>>11709513
me too (｡･ω･｡)

>> No.11709529

>>11709522
Long cock or little toilet?

>> No.11709530

milk, post more dirty pictures of milk. I need this

>> No.11709535

>>11709318
shes' so pretty

Does she have a youtube channel?

>> No.11709538

>>11709529
both

i wish i were rich so i could get a new toilet

instead i have to live with this

>> No.11709540

>>11709486
I figure a lot of /jp/ers want to be her. Vagina envy I guess? Of course, that's why she targeted here. It's as if I went to a board of fujoshi who want to be men.

Anyone can go and copy her room or top it if they really wanted to, so I don't see why that keeps getting posted.

>> No.11709541

hey milk would u want a hot guy who lifts like myself to fuck your face LOL

>> No.11709544

>>11709538
Yeah it must be so hard having a big dick.

>> No.11709551

>>11709544
Actually, living with an excessively large penis is a huge hassle. There are many, many downfalls and very few perks that come with such an organ.

>> No.11709549

>>11709434
cause air is still free

>> No.11709557

>>11709522
Stand to pee, then when you sit down to shit, rest your benis on the seat or hold it. If you're still dribbling a bit of pee plase toilet paper under your cockhead.

>> No.11709559

>>11709551
And by very few, I mean essentially none. Nothing good comes from having a big dick.

>> No.11709576

>>11709559
Confidence, ability to impress women

>> No.11709581

>>11709576
You need none of those things if you don't leave the house or interact with women.

>> No.11709583

>>11709576
None of those are important here, normie.

>>>/a/

>> No.11709588

>>11709581
>>11709583
lol, get a load of these permavirgs

>> No.11709590

litle toilet

>> No.11709591

>>11709559
I'll let you stick it in me. :3

>> No.11709592

>>11709581
>>11709583
Confidence is nice to have no matter what.

>> No.11709593

>>11709581
>or interact with women
what about your mom

>> No.11709595

>>11709576
http://bigdickproblemsohjeez.tumblr.com/

educate yourself and don't let me catch you with such flagrantly unchecked privilege again

>> No.11709596

>>11709591
I know you're not really milk, but these posts are still getting me hard, so cut that shit out.

>> No.11709597

>>11709318
Milk plz

>> No.11709598

>>11709592
How does a big dick give confidence? I still can't talk or interact with lolis, despite (supposedly) having a lot of confidence.

>> No.11709602

>>11709595
http://www.lpsg.com/ - Large Penis Support Group
http://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems - Self explanatory

>> No.11709603

>>11709598
Because it means you're better than most males out there? That girls will naturally be drawn to you over men with smaller ones?

>> No.11709601
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>>11709595
>tumblr
>privilege

>> No.11709607

>>11709598
6inches isn't big bruh

>> No.11709605

>>11709602
>>11709595
This is ridiculous. It's like saying it's hard to be rich.

>> No.11709606

>>11709598
just whip out your dick dude

>> No.11709608

>>11709602
Fucking lold

This is like a ironic shitposting but people are being serious

>> No.11709609

>>11709603
I don't care about being better or not. As a matter of fact, I feel horrible when I think about certain people being thought of as better than others, especially over things they cannot change.

However, you're missing possibly the most important aspect of all of this; how will a girl be drawn to me? It's not like people walk around yelling their penis sizes and on top of that, I don't even leave the house, nor do I care if any girls other than little ones are attracted to me.

>> No.11709617

>>11709609
Just the thought that if a girl did see your penis, she would be impressed. That's a confidence boost.

>> No.11709613

I didn't know richard hammond was into cosplay

>> No.11709614

>>11709576

Every thing in life is a bell curve that places shows the attraction to the median value although because we now know the median of subjects we all have a desire to be 'slightly better' if possible

>> No.11709616

>>11709613
when is the new season of top gear starting

i can't face winter without top gear

>> No.11709620

>>11709605
It actually is hard to be rich actually. You're expected to have a "happy life" with "all this money" but poors dont seem to "get" this concept; too complicated for them, little life experience, etc. But, yeah, really fucking cool to know that because I'm rich and have a big dick im not allowed to have problems. Urge to kill shitlords....rising.

>> No.11709623

>>11709613
I don't think thats fair to him, to be honest.

>> No.11709626

>>11709620
>>>/reddit/

>> No.11709625

>>11709617
That's kind of like saying, "If a mouse saw your collection of cheese, he'd be impressed". Do you care what mice think about you? Probably not. That's how I feel about women being impressed if by chance they did happen to see it.

>> No.11709627

>>11709625
Well, not really. Most men do care what girls think of them, and do want to impress girls.

>> No.11709628

>>11709627
I only care about the little girls.

>> No.11709631

>>11709628
They would be impressed too. Just imagine something like "wow, you're way bigger than my dad," or "wow, it's so big, so much bigger than the boys in my class"

>> No.11709632

>>11709628
You should kill yourself, pedoshit.

>> No.11709636

>>11709631
most girls havent seen their dads dick when it's hard

>> No.11709634

>>11709631
No little girl is so familiar with the size of her father's penis that she can easily gauge whether or not yours is bigger. And probably no little girls have seen their classmate's penises.

>> No.11709638

>>11709634
That's a lot of assumptions. You don't know what kind of family life she has. Maybe she has a brother or something that she used to take baths with. And girls know big, whether they have a point of reference or not.

>> No.11709643

>>11709638
I think most penises will be big to a little girl simply because of the difference in scale between her and the man with the penis. I very highly doubt any little girls regularly see their family members erections at all, and if they do it's always by accident and will not be seen for longer than a second or two.

>> No.11709651

>>11709643
Not necessarily. What if your dick is only three or four inches? That's not impressive to anyone.

>> No.11709648

I'm reporting this thread to the authorities. I hope you guys have fun in the 4CHAN PARTYVAN and rot in prison.

>> No.11709654
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>>11709651
it would be pretty big to a fairy

>> No.11709655

>>11709648
i am the fbi. shut the fuck up, this thread breaks no laws as long as it's all text. i should arrest you for wasting our time and money.

>> No.11709656

>>11709655
LMAO u mad pedoshit??

I can't wait until you get beaten to death in prison.

>> No.11709657

>>11709651
Little girls are really small, but anyway, with a dick that small, I'm sure she'd be interested in doing something more than just looking at it and commenting on it. With a dick that small, she may enjoy doing things with it because it won't cause pain or discomfort.

>> No.11709659

>>11709656
that's it. i'm dispatching the party van to you, motherfucker. i'll have some evidence against you ready even if there isn't any.

>> No.11709663

>>11709657
Bigger is always better. Compare it to ice cream. No little girl is going to be satisfied and want to eat just one scoop when she can have three or more.

>> No.11709666

>>11709663
but she'd rather eat one scoop than eat three buckets in one sitting

>> No.11709667

>>11709663
There's deiniftely a limit, especially when it comes to little girls. They will not be able to be penetrated by a large dick, or even wrap their mouths around it completely. The most she can do is lick it.

>> No.11709671

>>11709666
Three buckets? Is your dick like two feet long or something?

>>11709667
That's even better. Imagine her cute little moans as she tries her best to pleasure you even though it's too big, she'll be so flustered and turned on. She'd get bored with a small one.

>> No.11709672

>>11709671
With a small one, she'd be able to do a multitude of things with it, even things that will satisfy her. The same can't be said for a larger one.

>> No.11709674

It probably does suck to have a penis too large.

Large cocks can almost never go balls deep

EXTREMELY large cocks can't even get it up properly

>> No.11709676

>>11709672
Yeah, easy and disappointing things.

>> No.11709679

>>11709676
Things like being cummed inside her mouth and her little vagina.

>> No.11709681

DELETE THIS PEDOSHIT MODS

DELETE THIS PEDOSHIT MODS

DELETE THIS PEDOSHIT MODS

DELETE THIS PEDOSHIT MODS

DELETE THIS PEDOSHIT MODS

>> No.11709683

>>11709663
They may say they want 3 scoops.. But usually only eat one and ask if you want the rest.

>> No.11709684

>>11709679
Big dicks can do those things too. And it will be more pleasurable for her. I've read plenty of doujins that say so.

>> No.11709689

>>11709687
Vaginas are stretchy.

>> No.11709687

>>11709684
How can you cum inside of a little girl if your penis will physically not fit inside of her?

>> No.11709691

>>11709504
What is wrong with her eyes?

>> No.11709692

DELETE THIS PEDOSHIT MODS

DELETE THIS PEDOSHIT MODS

DELETE THIS PEDOSHIT MODS

DELETE THIS PEDOSHIT MODS

DELETE THIS PEDOSHIT MODS

DELETE THIS PEDOSHIT MODS

>> No.11709693

>>11709689
I don't think they're as stretchy as you're imagining.

>> No.11709695

>>11709693
Vaginas can stretch enough to give birth. Handling a big dick is no problem.

>> No.11709697

What does it feel like to have a big dick

>> No.11709699

>>11709697
Great. I feel sorry for all the insecure babydicks out there.

>> No.11709706

>>11709695
Again, a loli is smaller than a grown woman. Also, I'm sure hormones or something have a lot to do with how stretchy a vagina can be at any given time. This is why newborns have such stretchy vaginas; because their pregnant parents hormones have worked their way into their body. The lowpoint for vaginal stretchiness is loli age, the years between infancy and before puberty.

And just because it can stretch doesn't mean that it feels good to do so.

>> No.11709709

>>11709699
Speaking of insecure babydicks, everytime I see a truck with an excessively loud muffler, or having been excessively lifted, all I can think to myself is how the man driving it must have a tiny babydick.

>> No.11709713

>>11709706
She would feel more "full," e.g. more satisfied. There's a reason girls prefer bigger dicks and have fantasies about big dicks. They like the challenge, the full feeling I was talking about, the implication of superior genetics, etc. Little girls all have these same feelings, even if they're a bit more latent. Which would only mean it would be more fun to reveal them.

>> No.11709715

Post Milk's vagina!

>> No.11709719

>>11709715
seconding this

>> No.11709720

>>11709713
I still think it'd cause them a lot of pain even if it does satisfy any uncontrollable urges. That'd make me feel bad. I want to be the one being hurt by the loli, not the other way around!

>> No.11709721

>>11709709
Every time I see someone with something which undermines my self-confidence, I think of something which would undermine his self-confidence.

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>>11709715

>> No.11709727
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>> No.11709729

>>11709724
That's a vagina far superor to Milk's.

>> No.11709734

>>11709729
>Milk's
>M

Stop it.

>> No.11709735

>>11709724
ew, gross. Is that what they really look like?

>> No.11709736

>>11709729
Pygma's vagina doesn't come close to milk's

>> No.11709738

>>11709736
post milk's so we can actually make a fair comparison

>> No.11709742

>>11709738
milk doesn't have vagina pics out there because she isn't a slut

>> No.11709748

>>11709742
>milk
>isn't a slut

milk pls

>> No.11709747

i still want to discuss little girls and big dicks

>> No.11709754

What the fuck mods?

>> No.11709751

>>11709720
I guess we're just after different things then. You want to be belittled by the little girl, and I want to make her impressed. If only we could trade dicks.

>> No.11709753

>>11709747
Get fucked pedo.

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>> No.11709757

>>11709754
milk, dicks, and pedophilia are all otaku culture fgt

>> No.11709758

>>11709748
Yeah, isn't living with her boyfriend? That's pretty slutty if you ask me.

>> No.11709760

>>11709724
that's not even Mirugu-san!

>> No.11709761

>>11709748
Fuck you, milk is a pure virgin.

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>>11709754
They're hands are busy.

>>11709753
No you. Pic related.

>> No.11709763

>>11709762
lol
saved

>> No.11709765

>>11709762
Nice crossboarder image, /tv/ro.

>> No.11709764

>>11709762
WWWW
pedo master race xD

>> No.11709766

>>11709762
Check out this crosser scum.

>> No.11709771

You know, when I think about lolis, all I can think about is how some of them want to be seen so badly by older guys, yet are always ignored by them. That must be horrible for them. Don't you want to make a loli happy, /jp/? Even if it's something small like a smile or a wave, she'll probably be really happy because you actually noticed her instead of ignoring her.

>> No.11709776

>>11709771
I always smile at little girls when I happen to be out and see one. They usually give me a disgusted look though. It's heartbreaking.

>> No.11709779

>>11709771
Fuck off pedophile scum.

>> No.11709777

>>11709771
it's fucking stupid though.
if you really are just waving at a little girl, any adult would instantly think you're grooming her or some shit unless you are directly related to her.

>> No.11709783

>>11709776
How horrible. Maybe you should grow a beard.

>>11709777
Let them think what they want.

>> No.11709785

>>11709777
Is "grooming" random little girls a thing?

>> No.11709786

>>11709783
I have a goatee. I think I'm just too ugly even for little girls.

>> No.11709787

>>11709777
nice trips dude

>> No.11709790

>>11709785
I think not. What are you going to get from 'grooming' a random little girl for less than a minute? At the most some sort of hug? A cute smile?

>> No.11709792

>>11709783
>Let them think what they want.
but i'd get punched in the throat or something, it still hurts, even through all of my beard.

>> No.11709793

>>11709790
I think he meant that the person would keep doing it over and over again, waiting to kidnap her or something.

>> No.11709796

>>11709786
Little girls like beards that they can run their fingers through and play with, not the kind that make you look like the devil.

>> No.11709798

>>11709796
it's a double edged sword as any girl that doesn't like you will start pulling on your beard - can't pull on a goatee!

>> No.11709801

>>11709790
>At the most some sort of hug? A cute smile?

You know that's all /jp/ wants. It's heart warming (I can't think of a less gay synonym) to see that.

>> No.11709810

Has anyone here ever been playfully bitten by a little girl? For some reason it feels really good. Far better than you'd imagine. Best of all you know that she could hurt you very badly if only she bit down harder, but she's not doing that simply because she likes you.

>> No.11709811

>>11709801
What does a hug from a little girl feel like?

>> No.11709814

>>11709810
I've had a little girl squeeze my hand really tight before. And also take my hand and rest it on her lap.

>> No.11709824

>>11709814
Why did she put it in her lap?

>> No.11709826

Who is this milk? She the next goddess we weeaboos must worship because "she's just like us"?
I still wish nyanners hasn't gone full-srs

>> No.11709827

>>11709810
Yes. It's cute.

>>11709811
Weird because it's a very anatomically hard thing to do.

>> No.11709829

>>11709824
Well I was standing and she was sitting and she wanted to talk to me, so she grabbed my hand, tugged me down, and rested it on her lap while I knelt there and talked to her.

>> No.11709832

>>11709826
When did nyanners go fully serious, I see her youtube likes and such occasionally and its all the most retarded shit.

>> No.11709840

>>11709832
that's part of her charm though, to those that are into that kind of thing.
I meant to say "full-SJW", which is a half-joke. There was some shitstorm on /v/ about nyanners disapproving of the backlash over some feminist being a dumb cunt.

>> No.11709849

>>11709810
my niece has 'playfully' bitten me loads of times. I'd say it's playful because I don't think it's really malicious, but damn dude, she totally fucked up my wrist for a couple of days when she really bit down, there was blood, bruising and scabrous wounds. No fun, doesn't feel nice even if it's gentle (for me at least).

>> No.11709845

>>11709811
A hug from a little girl? It feels great because you're the one being hugged by a small, cute, nice smelling little girl who for whatever reason decided that she wanted to squeeze herself against you.

Hugging is a very nice thing, especially when little girls are involved.

>> No.11709846

>>11709826
Milk is just the flat version of Minx if that can help, focusing more on cosplay than Japanese.

Yes, she's just like another /cgl/ attention whore.

>> No.11709847

>>11709840
Oh yeah I know thats her appeal, I haven't seen anything feminist out of her but I definitely don't browse /v/ so I missed whatever backlash happened.

>> No.11709856

>>11709846
Ah, thanks for the clarification.
These sorts of people just give me false-hope, I hate it.

>> No.11709864

>>11709849
It really didn't feel good at all for you? Not even a little bit?

>> No.11709883

Why did she abandon her Welcome Unknown Twitter account?

>> No.11709909
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milky legs!

>> No.11709915

>>11709883
She's a grown hardworking woman now. No time for this shite.

>> No.11709924

>>11709915
I wonder if her status as an internet celebrity will impact her professional career.

>> No.11709928

>>11709924
I hope so. I seriously hope so.

>> No.11709934

>>11709928
That means she'll have to move in with me!

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>>11709909
Again, you fucking dumbshit, that's a picture she reblogged. Here's an actual picture of her legs.

>> No.11709969

>>11709946
why isn't she bathing in the semen of /jp/?

>> No.11709971

Is she relevant again?

Do we start talking about her again?

How long until the spammer starts posting her images again?

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>>11709969
>she

I've seen that picture before and recognize those legs.

It's a guy, you mega-homo.

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>>11709971
She's always relevant.

>> No.11709977

>>11709974
with legs like those, i would suck on whatever i found between them.

>> No.11709978

>>11709971
I fear that someone here might actually genuinely like her non-ironically.

>> No.11709985

>>11709976
No she isn't.

We got tired of her eventually and never brought her up again in any topic.

This is in fact the first Milk thread I have seen in months.

She had her moment and pushed her luck. I now wonder what brought this resurgence of her into the fray again..
Is /jp/ that bored that the sole redeeming surprise factor left is to bring back this attention whore?

Not that I have anything against it though, I want to cum inside of her just as much as the next dude.

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>>11709977
You'd suck on any cock though.

>> No.11709990

I dropped another ten pounds for no reason, /jp/. Even worse, I weighed myself after I had eaten and drank a ton of food and drink, so my weight is actually less than that, which is far less than the last time I weighed myself.

Are there any tricks to keep your weight up when you're NEET? I already don't move and I eat a ton of sweets, but I just can't afford food anymore.

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>>11709990

>> No.11709994

>>11709985
She gets spammed daily what the hell.

>> No.11709997

>>11709990
Theres nothing you can do if your caloric intake is that low, you're just going to waste away into nothing.

>> No.11710001

>>11709997
How dangerous is it? I won't die from starvation as long as I regularly eat something, right?

>> No.11709998

>>11709994
No she doesn't.

The spammer has been only doing Asuka for a shit-ton of time now.

It's getting fucking redundant. I for one wouldn't mind some diversity, even if it came in the form of this attention cunt.

>> No.11710007

>>11710001
Not that dangerous as long as you're eating something, maybe you'll start feeling anemic from low iron intake.

>> No.11710009

>>11709998
>The spammer has been only doing Asuka
I'm not the the Asuka spammer. Try again, Mr. Internet detective.

>> No.11710012

>>11709998
Dude woah, milk is still spammed on /jp/ on a regular basis; lurk the fuck more.

>> No.11710015

>>11710001
try eating semen, it should turn you into a ravenously hungry, slavering, fat slut in no time.

>> No.11710019

>>11710012
I can't lurk the fuck more, dipshit.

I have a job now.

>> No.11710022

>>11710015
Haha I'm not falling for that one again.

>> No.11710023

>>11710012
I can't lurk the fuck more, dipshit.

I already spend 24 hours a day here.

>> No.11710026

>>11710023
Well I guess you're going to have to stop being a complete fucking retard, cause apparently you're too fucking stupid to notice all the milk threads.

>> No.11710029

Hey guys.

>> No.11710030

>>11710029
Hey Anon. :3

>> No.11710036

>>11710030
How much would I have to pay you to put it in?

>> No.11710033

>>11710030
hey milk!ANAL, tell us that lewd story!

>> No.11710043

>>11710036
You don't have to pay me anything, you just have to let Brad watch.

>>11710033
What story?

>> No.11710048

>>11710043
Sounds good to me. Can we make him lick my cum out of your vagina afterwards?

>> No.11710049

>>11710043
>What story?
just tell us any lewd story pls, it doesn't have to be real, i just want to imagine you in a lewd scenario.

>> No.11710058

>>11710048
Sure! He loves doing that.

>> No.11710062

>>11710049
I could probably squeeze out a lewd story, but I'm not milk.

>> No.11710169

I hate girls. They are all so rude to me. Guys are way nicer.

>> No.11710169,1 [INTERNAL] 

Jan finally got back from that epic party.

>> No.11710169,2 [INTERNAL] 

On the front page for five whole hours, holy shit the janishit got owned.

>> No.11710169,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11710169,2
>have a normal life
>go out with friends and gf
>basement autist are shitting up the jay
>think they ''owned" someone
LMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11710169,4 [INTERNAL] 

Janny baring his fangs

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