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11706308 No.11706308 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Holding Patchouli's hand!

>> No.11706310

slut

>> No.11706314

Enough fucking Patchouli threads.

>> No.11706339

>>11706314
I agree. condense your shit. I like patchy, but I'm tired of these dumb little threads that reuse the same stale images.

>> No.11706347

Patchy is a mouse!!!!

>> No.11706349

>>11706339
there are currently no other patchy threads.

>> No.11706381
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11706381

please treat pocket patchy kindly

>> No.11707009

I get horny when someone touches my ears.

>> No.11707133

>>11706308
Let go. You're hurting her.

>> No.11710685
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11710685

patchy

>> No.11719531

>>11706347
No.

>> No.11719538
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11719538

Patchy can't gamble...

>> No.11719544
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11719544

Nyaaa~

>> No.11719546 [DELETED] 

>>11706314
no bully!

>> No.11719547

I just smelt a bar of patchouli soap at the grocery store today.
I nearly gagged. I sure hope patchy doesn't smell like that. Don't stoners use that to cover up the smell?

>> No.11719549
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>>11719544
Wrong 2hu

>> No.11719557

I don't like that picture.
Her forehead is too fucking big.
And why is she having an orgasm from someone squeezing her hand? Does she have the downs?

>> No.11719565

>>11719547
It smells weird. I thought it'd smell nice. I was wrong.

>> No.11719568

>>11719557
You don't see where the other hand is

>> No.11719576

She is either very pure or very slutty depending on your interpretation of the pic.

>> No.11719579

anime girls must be the most volatile creatures imaginable

if you poked her in the stomach she'd probably have a heart attack

>> No.11719625
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>>11719576


shes a pure slut.

>> No.11719635

>>11706308
Why does she look like she shat herself?

>> No.11719640

Why is Patchy such a slut?

I bet she'd do unspeakable things if you bought her books.

>> No.11719651

>>11719557
>>11719568

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/689640
>Mind control
>Title: The only reason of Patchouli's OOOOO was that her hand was clenched.
Hypnotism of late is very advanced.

You people are so fucking judgemental nowadays. But the idea itself is mind-blowingly hot~.

>> No.11719663

>>11719579
>if you poked her in the stomach

details, man, details

>> No.11719667

>>11719576
Pure girls don't blush when touching someone's hand.
She must be slutty

>> No.11720845

>>11706308
That face is solid proof of how lewd hald-holding is. Please don't hold hands /jp/, stay pure

>> No.11720855
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>>11720845
>>11706308

>> No.11720870

>>11706308
I think she's having an asthma attack

You should probably take her to the vet.

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>>11720870
The vet?

>> No.11720885

>>11720874
Well you can't take a Youkai to a human docter, so take her to a vet.

>> No.11720888
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>>11720885
...right. No. Take her to Eirin.

>> No.11720893
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>>11720888
She'll be fine, she's a youkai.

>> No.11720899

>>11720870
Isn't Patchy's deal that she devoted all her study to magically curing her athsma, but ended up just making herself immortal instead?

>> No.11720900

>>11720899
I think she was born a Youkai, so she didn't need to transform herself like Alice did.

>> No.11720903

>>11720845
I've held hands before and most of the times were fairly uneventful, save for a few chance encounters. The first time it was my hand that was grabbed. It was almost like I was raped. Still, my body became aroused. The feeling of her small soft hand trying to force my palm open so she could grab onto it is what turned me on the most. Once my palm was worked open she only held onto it for no longer than five seconds before running away. Not my finest moment by a long shot.

The second, more memorable and enjoyable encounter happened I was watching a movie on the couch with the same girl who a few months prior had forced her hand into my own. Even though I should have been satisfied with the warmth she was sharing with me by leaning against me, I still wanted more. I placed my open hand palm-up on her soft thigh, not really sure if she'd understand what I was hoping for. Somehow, despite no words being said, she placed her palm against mine and put each one of her fingers between my own. Compared to the normal-style of handholding we had been doing with eachother, holding hands like this felt completely different; I felt much closer to her than I ever had in the past. We let our hands touch eachothers like that for roughly 20 minutes or so before she told me her hand hurt because her fingers were spread so far. I just wrapped my arms around her and we continued watching the movie like that.

Hand holding may seem harmless, but by the time you've held hands with someone it's already too late. If human contact were a drug, hand holding would without a doubt be the action that gets you addicted to the feeling of sharing the warmth and comfort of another person. It's best to not involve yourself with such things, /jp/. I did and now I feel like I've lost my purity and on top of that I long to hold hands and cuddle. This desire is so strong that it even invades my dreams more often than not.

Don't ever hold hands even once. This is a written warning for you all.

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11720906

Stop staring at...

>> No.11720914

>>11720899
>>11720900
Patchy isn't immortal as far as we know, she just has a long lifespan like other youkai because she was born a magician. In order to become immortal she would need to use magic to stop her aging, which she hasn't been said to have done.
The asthma thing is completely different though. Magicians often use elements and substances that are toxic when performing various spells and this affects their health. It's implied that her anemia and asthma are from repeatedly using toxic materials for spells.

>> No.11720918

>>11720903
But it sounds so nice.

>> No.11720948

>>11720918
Feeling a girl's pulse in her hand is really intense. You could have an attack like Patchy. Please be careful.

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>>11720918
>>11720948
You could hold her smelly foot instead and avoid the issue.

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11720959

Patchouli, what is "sex"?

>> No.11720965
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>>11720959
putting the patch in the chouli

>> No.11720968

>>11720957
Why does touching feet to feet seem so lewd?

>> No.11720970

>>11720968
Because it can be. To me it is. Especially if you're touching them with your dick.

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11721047

She's one of the very few touhous that actually work well with balloon tits.

>> No.11721052

>>11721047
No Touhou works well with balloon tits.

>> No.11721066
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>>11721052

Wrong.

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>>11721052

She's lazy, stays indoors all the time and don't even walk most of the time.

Giant mana tanks fit her perfectly.

>> No.11721183

>>11720918
It is very nice, while it lasts. You become very accustomed to it and come to expect it regularly. When it's suddenly stopped, when you can no longer hold hands and cuddle with someone, you're left feeling cold and uncomfortable.

>> No.11721194

>>11721183
Such is life though.

>> No.11721198

>>11721194
It's best if you just never do it, honestly.

>> No.11721206

>>11721198
NOt really. It's best you don't get too caught up in having or not having.

>> No.11721260

>>11720903
Not really, with time you'll forget.

The last time I did this was around 16 or 18 years ago, I forgot the exact date. When you're being isolated from everyone you tend to forget all those kind of human contacts you might had in the past. Even going out to the grocery is a pain to be honest, I can't go out during the day because the sun hurts my eyes so I usually go at night, when there's barely anyone outside.

>> No.11722117

>>11721073
She's a bookworm, there are two important aspects of a good bookworm. Tits and glasses.

>> No.11722204

>>11707009
can you cosplay patchouli and let me touch your ears?

>> No.11722221

>>11722117
I'm a bookworm and I don't have tits.

>> No.11722454

>>11720914
>It's implied that her anemia and asthma are from repeatedly using toxic materials for spells.

Why didn't she invest a pair of days into studying some Restoration magic? Or even some basic protective equipment?

>> No.11722675

>>11720893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwXUBoPqMk

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>>11722675
What?

>> No.11723482

>>11722454
According to Marisa, the countermeasures that magicians take doesn't prevent 100% of all toxins. They slowly seep into the body, and the magician must keep herself alive through magic

>> No.11723868

Patchouli isn't a youkai, she's just a magician!

>> No.11724060

>>11723868
magicians, the species, are a youkai

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Patchy feet.

>> No.11726947

>>11706347
Hello Purple yuuka!

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>>11726736
Patchy feet are cute!

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Patchouli has a nice belly button!

>> No.11727655
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>>11727535
>>11720652
Yes they are!

>> No.11727715

Voile > Locked Girl

This is my opinion
I will respect differing opinions

>> No.11727841

>>11727606
>tfw being the only one that wants to lick patchoulis belly button ;_;

>> No.11727883
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>>11727841
Who are you quoting?

Also, that's wrong. I also want to lick and do lewd things to pache's belly button (navel)

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>>11727841
That's gross. It's probably full of fermented dusty lint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgqD2o51RUw

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Patchouli is a librarian.

She isn't a lewd girl.

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>>11727883
Even ironic shit posting is shit posting
>>11727886
I love this image. It would only be funnier if she said it weird like "the hip-hop and stuff" instead.
>>11728018
Those feet sure look lewd.

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>>11728018
She can be lewd sometimes, but normally you're right.

>> No.11728248
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>When it comes to knowledge I won't lose to you.
>...I memorized a lot of things.

>Patchouli found the books hidden under the bed
>Books found: hardcore fetishes
>For some reason I felt like drawing a sweet version of Patchi-san too. By the way, she sucks when it come to the real thing.

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>>11728018
The more I look at that picture, the more the terrible proportions bother me

>> No.11729205

>>11728229
Everypart about patchouli is lewd, even her face when shes calm.
I bet she would be willing to satisfy any fetish, which would be the best.

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