/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Holding Patchouli's hand!

[Anonymous No.]

Enough fucking Patchouli threads.

[Anonymous No.]

slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>11706314
I agree. condense your shit. I like patchy, but I'm tired of these dumb little threads that reuse the same stale images.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchy is a mouse!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11706339
there are currently no other patchy threads.

[Anonymous No.]

please treat pocket patchy kindly

[Anonymous No.]

I get horny when someone touches my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11706308
Let go. You're hurting her.

[Anonymous No.]

patchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>11706347
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchy can't gamble...

[Anonymous No.]

Nyaaa~

[Anonymous No.]

>>11706314
no bully!

[Anonymous No.]

I just smelt a bar of patchouli soap at the grocery store today.
I nearly gagged. I sure hope patchy doesn't smell like that. Don't stoners use that to cover up the smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719544
Wrong 2hu

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like that picture.
Her forehead is too fucking big.
And why is she having an orgasm from someone squeezing her hand? Does she have the downs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719547
It smells weird. I thought it'd smell nice. I was wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719557
You don't see where the other hand is

[Anonymous No.]

She is either very pure or very slutty depending on your interpretation of the pic.

[Anonymous No.]

anime girls must be the most volatile creatures imaginable

if you poked her in the stomach she'd probably have a heart attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719576


shes a pure slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11706308
Why does she look like she shat herself?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Patchy such a slut?

I bet she'd do unspeakable things if you bought her books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719557
>>11719568

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/689640
>Mind control
>Title: The only reason of Patchouli's OOOOO was that her hand was clenched.
Hypnotism of late is very advanced.

You people are so fucking judgemental nowadays. But the idea itself is mind-blowingly hot~.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719579
>if you poked her in the stomach

details, man, details

[Anonymous No.]

>>11719576
Pure girls don't blush when touching someone's hand.
She must be slutty

[Anonymous No.]

>>11706308
That face is solid proof of how lewd hald-holding is. Please don't hold hands /jp/, stay pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720845
>>11706308

[Anonymous No.]

>>11706308
I think she's having an asthma attack

You should probably take her to the vet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720870
The vet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720874
Well you can't take a Youkai to a human docter, so take her to a vet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720885
...right. No. Take her to Eirin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720888
She'll be fine, she's a youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720870
Isn't Patchy's deal that she devoted all her study to magically curing her athsma, but ended up just making herself immortal instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720899
I think she was born a Youkai, so she didn't need to transform herself like Alice did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720845
I've held hands before and most of the times were fairly uneventful, save for a few chance encounters. The first time it was my hand that was grabbed. It was almost like I was raped. Still, my body became aroused. The feeling of her small soft hand trying to force my palm open so she could grab onto it is what turned me on the most. Once my palm was worked open she only held onto it for no longer than five seconds before running away. Not my finest moment by a long shot.

The second, more memorable and enjoyable encounter happened I was watching a movie on the couch with the same girl who a few months prior had forced her hand into my own. Even though I should have been satisfied with the warmth she was sharing with me by leaning against me, I still wanted more. I placed my open hand palm-up on her soft thigh, not really sure if she'd understand what I was hoping for. Somehow, despite no words being said, she placed her palm against mine and put each one of her fingers between my own. Compared to the normal-style of handholding we had been doing with eachother, holding hands like this felt completely different; I felt much closer to her than I ever had in the past. We let our hands touch eachothers like that for roughly 20 minutes or so before she told me her hand hurt because her fingers were spread so far. I just wrapped my arms around her and we continued watching the movie like that.

Hand holding may seem harmless, but by the time you've held hands with someone it's already too late. If human contact were a drug, hand holding would without a doubt be the action that gets you addicted to the feeling of sharing the warmth and comfort of another person. It's best to not involve yourself with such things, /jp/. I did and now I feel like I've lost my purity and on top of that I long to hold hands and cuddle. This desire is so strong that it even invades my dreams more often than not.

Don't ever hold hands even once. This is a written warning for you all.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop staring at...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720899
>>11720900
Patchy isn't immortal as far as we know, she just has a long lifespan like other youkai because she was born a magician. In order to become immortal she would need to use magic to stop her aging, which she hasn't been said to have done.
The asthma thing is completely different though. Magicians often use elements and substances that are toxic when performing various spells and this affects their health. It's implied that her anemia and asthma are from repeatedly using toxic materials for spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720903
But it sounds so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720918
Feeling a girl's pulse in her hand is really intense. You could have an attack like Patchy. Please be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720918
>>11720948
You could hold her smelly foot instead and avoid the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli, what is "sex"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720959
putting the patch in the chouli

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720957
Why does touching feet to feet seem so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720968
Because it can be. To me it is. Especially if you're touching them with your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

She's one of the very few touhous that actually work well with balloon tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11721047
No Touhou works well with balloon tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11721052

Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11721052

She's lazy, stays indoors all the time and don't even walk most of the time.

Giant mana tanks fit her perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720918
It is very nice, while it lasts. You become very accustomed to it and come to expect it regularly. When it's suddenly stopped, when you can no longer hold hands and cuddle with someone, you're left feeling cold and uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11721183
Such is life though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11721194
It's best if you just never do it, honestly.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>11721198
NOt really. It's best you don't get too caught up in having or not having.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720903
Not really, with time you'll forget.

The last time I did this was around 16 or 18 years ago, I forgot the exact date. When you're being isolated from everyone you tend to forget all those kind of human contacts you might had in the past. Even going out to the grocery is a pain to be honest, I can't go out during the day because the sun hurts my eyes so I usually go at night, when there's barely anyone outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11721073
She's a bookworm, there are two important aspects of a good bookworm. Tits and glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11707009
can you cosplay patchouli and let me touch your ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11722117
I'm a bookworm and I don't have tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720914
>It's implied that her anemia and asthma are from repeatedly using toxic materials for spells.

Why didn't she invest a pair of days into studying some Restoration magic? Or even some basic protective equipment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11720893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwXUBoPqMk

[Anonymous No.]

>>11722675
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11722454
According to Marisa, the countermeasures that magicians take doesn't prevent 100% of all toxins. They slowly seep into the body, and the magician must keep herself alive through magic

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli isn't a youkai, she's just a magician!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11723868
magicians, the species, are a youkai

[Anonymous No.]

Patchy feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11706347
Hello Purple yuuka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11726736
Patchy feet are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli has a nice belly button!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11727535
>>11720652
Yes they are!

[Anonymous No.]

Voile > Locked Girl

This is my opinion
I will respect differing opinions

[Anonymous No.]

>>11727606
>tfw being the only one that wants to lick patchoulis belly button ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>11727841
Who are you quoting?

Also, that's wrong. I also want to lick and do lewd things to pache's belly button (navel)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11727841
That's gross. It's probably full of fermented dusty lint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgqD2o51RUw

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli is a librarian.

She isn't a lewd girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11727883
Even ironic shit posting is shit posting
>>11727886
I love this image. It would only be funnier if she said it weird like "the hip-hop and stuff" instead.
>>11728018
Those feet sure look lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11728018
She can be lewd sometimes, but normally you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>When it comes to knowledge I won't lose to you.
>...I memorized a lot of things.

>Patchouli found the books hidden under the bed
>Books found: hardcore fetishes
>For some reason I felt like drawing a sweet version of Patchi-san too. By the way, she sucks when it come to the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11728018
The more I look at that picture, the more the terrible proportions bother me

[Anonymous No.]

>>11728229
Everypart about patchouli is lewd, even her face when shes calm.
I bet she would be willing to satisfy any fetish, which would be the best.