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Which touhou would you tease?

>> No.11705182

>>11705181
Pic related.

>> No.11705186

I'd tease Kasen in a cute and not lewd way with sweets.

>> No.11705198
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Dork.

>> No.11705218
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I'd let Remi and Flan tease me with sweets because I'm a fatNEET and I can't deal with actually doing exercise.

>> No.11705229
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Yucurri

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>> No.11705246
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None because teasing is wrong.

>> No.11705251

>>11705198
She would probably just take it too.

>> No.11705270

>>11705269
OOOH DAMN!!!!

>> No.11705269

>>11705181
you

>> No.11705274

all of them

even yuugi

>> No.11705284
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>>11705198
Her serious personality would only make her tears sweeter.

>> No.11705289
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Dai-chan

>> No.11705314

>>11705246
Suika, Sanae, and/or Okuu
because i know they're lighthearted and won't take it personally and kill me, and i want to see them smile.

>> No.11705316

>>11705314
oops, didn't mean to quote. i think teasing doesn't have to be mean though.

>> No.11705321
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>>11705182
Pic related as well.

I'd like to briefly tease Remilia Ojou-sama, and then receive proper punishment for my insolent behavior.

>> No.11705342

>>11705321
>picture
That's not teasing, that's just being mean!

>> No.11705344
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>> No.11705387

Flan, flan flan. And Remilia too.

There's terrible things I want to do to them, but teasing too.

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>>11705342
So I can ensure a merciless punishment.

Feathers~
Candles~
Whips~

>> No.11705433

>>11705425
Oh god what did you do to her legs? You merciless monster, this is beyond teasing.

>> No.11705464

>>11705314
>Okuu
What kind of teasing?

>> No.11705470

>>11705181
Sanae, Okuu, Komachi and possibly Reisen, depending on which portrayal we'd go for.

>> No.11705472

>>11705344
What a waste of an artist's talent... Loli Youmu is best Youmu and that one sure is delicious...

>> No.11705492
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Would you tease Kanako?

>> No.11705509

>>11705464
depends on the situation i guess. possibly tickling.

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Remi, probably.

>> No.11705615
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No teasing!

>> No.11705796
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i want to bully hatate

>> No.11705807
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What if a Touhou teases you?

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>>11705807
yes please

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>> No.11705856

>>11705820
Why is this artist so fucking good?

>> No.11705873

>>11705852
who came up with the whole mouse/cheese thing? i bet they eat anything except cheese

>> No.11705875

>>11705856
His style is actually incredibly lazy even though it's cute.

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>> No.11705944

>>11705875
Lazy? How?

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>> No.11706071
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Satori

>> No.11706077

>>11706071
Don't. Satori is off limits.

>> No.11706083
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I bet Hatate gets flustered easily and would be fun to light-heartedly tease.

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>> No.11706096

>>11706077
Why? You can bully her with the power of your mind.

>> No.11706107

>>11706096
Because she's off-limits. Satori abuse is expressly forbidden.

>> No.11706147

>>11706107
Why?

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>> No.11706195
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I want to spray Wriggle in the face with bug spray then push her down some stairs.

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>>11706195
thats really mean you shouldnt mistreat cute girls

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>> No.11706635

>>11706633
Every time I see this I tug on my cheeks to see how it feels

>> No.11706643

>>11706635
It's more about how humiliating it is, you have to say mean things when you tease.

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>> No.11706651
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I think I would enjoy teasing her a bit too much.

>> No.11706660

>>11706621
Isn't that what this thread is about?

>> No.11706664
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I don't know how I would tease her, because she's too smart to fall for dumb psychological tricks, but I want to.

>> No.11706670

>>11706664
you call her cute

>> No.11706672

>>11706670
You write "cute" on your knuckles then punch her in the face.

>> No.11706673

>>11706670
Watching her get all flustered would be the best way to tease her, I agree.

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>>11706670
Yeah, that's a good idea.

Why is Marisa the best touhou?

>> No.11706713

>>11706697
Most relatable human character due to the fact that she had to work to be on par with the rest of the cast.

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>>11706713
Work her ass?

>> No.11706775

>>11705873
Cheese has a strong smell that attracts mice, so it's ideal bait for mouse traps.

>> No.11706799

>>11706775
Actually peanut butter is much better

Cheese is like grain- it's often stored for long periods of time, which means mice have a long time to find the cheese and eat it when hungry, unlike, say, a piece of chicken which is lucky to survive the day

>> No.11706827

>>11706713
As a lazy ass motherfucker who only does the bare minimum required of me, I find Reimu more relatable.

Still prefer Marisa though.

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>>11706713
I just like that she really isn't girly at all, but she's still the cutest and strongest. She's a girl who take control of her situation and makes the most out of it.

I want to marry her.

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>>11705807

>> No.11706871

>>11706827
Do you literally fuck mothers?

>> No.11706919

>>11706871
If it was meant to be taken literally, there would be a space between the words.

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The assistant librarian

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I'd like to tease Yuugi with romance stuff.

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I want to tease cute Remi, but I'm afraid I wouldn't know when to stop.

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>>11707098
Why would you want to stop?

>> No.11707153

>>11707058
Nazrin is a mouse

>> No.11707154

>>11707143
She's fuck you your shit.

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>>11707154
I want to lick her tears and laugh at her.

>> No.11707175
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>>11707159
Teasing is fine, but don't bully!

>> No.11707197

>>11707154
That sentence was originally supposed to read "She'd fuck up your shit". I really, honestly, don't know how it turned into what I've actually written.

>> No.11707199
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>>11707175
But I want to bully so bad.

>> No.11707206

>>11707197
It's ok, I got what you meant.

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I want to bother Kyouko, I would treat her very, very nicely until she blushes and becomes embarrassed.

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>>11707214
I want to bully yamabiko scum!

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>>11707255
No! Only tease!

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>>11707261

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>>11707268

>> No.11707282

>>11707273
I want to dock her with that hot dog, if you know what I mean.

>> No.11707303
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Teasy teasy tease tease~

>> No.11707311

>>11706775
Actually no. I worked at Home Depot for 6 months in the Garden (which keeps the mouse/rat killer and insectecide). Everyone in the department suggested to use bacon, chicken, or turkey.
>>11706799
this dudes got it

>> No.11707475

I caught a mouse in my garage with a black market mouse trap and a piece of jerky. It landed right on the back of his neck, and I think some other mice came up and ate the guts and flesh out of the hole, because there was no gore, and his neck was hanging on by basically just the skin on the other side. No way the trap itself could do that.

I really want to shoot a mouse, but I don't want to buy a gun.

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>> No.11707970

>>11707475
I love those black sticky traps.
You can pick up the mice and throw them in a bucket and watch them drown.

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>> No.11711044

>>11711030
My heart has been purified.

>> No.11711067
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I'd tease a mouse.

>> No.11711072

>>11711030
i really like this artist
i don't think i've ever seen a cuter utsuho

>> No.11711078
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>>11711072
Challenge accepted.

>> No.11711081

>>11711078
Please never post those two particular words in that sequence on 4chan again.

>> No.11711083

>>11711081
What's wrong with them?

>> No.11711085

>>11711081
Shhhh, quiet anon, just admire the cute.

>> No.11711104

>>11711081
contain your autism

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>>11711072
Me too. I especially like his Kaguya.

>> No.11711144

>>11711078
Those eyes, they stare into my soul....

>> No.11711141
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>>11711133
I like this one better.

>> No.11711166

Neither. They'd throw a projectile that could 1 shot me for doing so.

>> No.11711228

>>11711166
knowing how irritable all the touhous are, they probably wouldn't hesitate to do this the moment you even touch them either

>> No.11711245
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Yuuka!

>> No.11711249

>>11711245
That's a very bad idea.

>> No.11711264

>>11711249
Is it ever a good idea to tease any touhou?

>> No.11711269
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>>11711249
Why?

>> No.11711281

>>11711141
rekt

>> No.11711293

>>11711264
I'm sure Tenshi wouldn't mind.

>> No.11711297

>>11711293
Would a human even be able to punch her hard enough?

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>>11711297
I'd rip up her dress so she would lose her powers.

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>> No.11711328

>>11711304
Reimu is for bullying, not teasing.

>> No.11711383

>>11711304

I'd bully Reimu by giving her money and asking for nothing
That would teach her

>> No.11711393

>>11711383
I'd bully her by donating cash to a charity of my choice.

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>> No.11711600

>>11707211
that's mean

>> No.11711667

>>11705492

Just a little

>> No.11711672

>>11711416
What's going on here?
Is Reimu afraid of a old man?

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>>11705492
Depends on the Kanako.

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>>11711684
>"Give me back my panties!"
>"No."
Why is Sanae so lewd?

>> No.11711732
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>>11711721
Kanako's the lewd one here. Mostly.

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>> No.11711898

>feelio when Sanae never bully me

>> No.11711901

>>11711600
she probably deserved it

>> No.11712205

>>11711672
She's surprised at all the food he bought for her. It's from a pretty cute story.

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>>11711305

Leave that glorious dress alone

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