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Happy morning.

>> No.11702684

it's 8:30 at night.

>> No.11702695

>>11702684
It's actually 4:30PM, late afternoon.

>> No.11702698

>>11702695

You can't prove that.

>> No.11702699

It's 8:34 PM.

>> No.11702701

This is like /soc/ for /jp/sies.

... it's 6:30pm. here in Seattle.

>> No.11702703

>>11702695
Go away, Hawaiian.

>> No.11702725

It's almost 11:00 here.

>> No.11702802
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>> No.11702904
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>> No.11702984

Why is Asuka bad at cooking? This is a shame for germany.

>> No.11702997

Asuka's armpits!

>> No.11703011
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>>11702984

But she's not German.

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>> No.11703102

>>11703011
is 2

>> No.11703122

>>11703102

No, she's American and Japanese. I think her mom had German parents or something though.

What does that make her? 1/8 German?

>> No.11703125

>>11703122
All I know is that it makes her ancestors race traitors.

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>>11703125

>> No.11703179

>tfw you want asuka to say anta baka to you

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>>11703179

>> No.11703237
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>> No.11703244

>>11703237
I would look at her breasts and touch her feet in this scenario

>> No.11703248

>>11703244

But she's had time in the military, and people are dangerous when they're drunk!

She'd probably hit you in the head with the bottle if you accidentally woke her up, giving you an aneurysm and killing you!

>> No.11703251

>>11703122
In the first evangelion she spoke german with her mother on phone, that also lives in germany.

>> No.11703252

>>11703251

Asuka is genetically half German and half American according to Anno.

>> No.11703258

>>11703252

Half Japanese, half American is what I meant to type

>> No.11703263

>>11703248
Of course, you'd need to dis-bottle her first. You can't just indecently assault an armed woman!

>> No.11703264

/jp/, have you heard of something called 'soaking'? It's something Mormons do to get around the whole no sex before marriage thing. Supposedly the act involves slowly insering a penis into a vagina, and not thrusting. The penis is just held there snuggly by the vagina, soaking in whatever liquids are present the vagina.

Doesn't this seem more lewd than normal sex?

>> No.11703265

>>11703252
>>11703258


disgusting crossie.

>> No.11703266

>>11703265

What?

>> No.11703267

>>11703258
She is half Japanese and Half American of German descent.

>> No.11703269

>>11703266


asuka of course.

>> No.11703271

>>11703267

Everyone who exists on the planet is of African descent, yet we don't call them African, for the same reasons we don't call Asuka German. (She isn't.)

>> No.11703275

>>11703271
The real question if she is white, which she isn't.

>> No.11703276

>>11703264
Would anyone soug with Asuka?

>> No.11703278

>>11703275

We know, she's half white.

Are you illiterate?

>> No.11703279

>>11703271
I know she's German but what I don't understand is how does she speak Japanese??? I mean tjhose are like two completely different languages at least in my opinion

>> No.11703282

>>11703276
Well, I would. It's just like a very intimate embrace, isn't it? It's not sex or anything. I love hugs.

>> No.11703283

>>11703279
Yeah, how is it possible for anyone to be bilingual.

>> No.11703289

>>11703278
Maybe you know it but don't understand it. If you would understand race then you wouldn't talk about nationalities.

>> No.11703288

>>11703279

>I know she's German

She isn't German

>> No.11703335

>>11703289

What?

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>> No.11703367

>>11703363
Hold it right there, Spammer.

The Jan's on his way to crack your punk-ass down.

>> No.11703387

>>11703363
Asuka is so cute

>> No.11703398
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>> No.11703418

>>11703398
Asuka is so hot, I wish the anime had this kind of quality throughout, but for the most part it's just bad, at least the first Evangelion is high-tier all around.

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>>11703424

>> No.11703439

it can't be happy if a garbage series like NGE is involved

>> No.11703437
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>>11703434
this isn't evangelion.

>jpg
>249KB

Fuck I'm so mad right now. Who do you think you are?

>> No.11703491

>>11703424
Did someone see her vagina?

>> No.11703509
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>>11703491

Probably.

>> No.11703565
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>> No.11703603

>>11702653
That scene was so cute. I would enjoy Asuka's cooking even if it wasn't good.

She's so moe.

>> No.11703711
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>>11703603

I don't think you can force yourself to enjoy something.

>> No.11703717

>>11703603
do you even know what moe means you stupid fag?

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>> No.11704065

Post Asuka abandoning her pride.

>> No.11704072
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>>11704065

This scene is so light-handed and unsubtle compared to the series version.

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>>11703711
>asuka looks bizarre
What the fuck did you just said about my waifu?!

>> No.11704129
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>>11704126
you're waifu is shit

>> No.11704130

>>11704092
See this is one of those scenes were the quality is just downright terrible.

>> No.11704133
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>>11704129
Beat it kid.

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>>11704133
beat me

pls

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>>11704135
It's time to teach you the ways of the ying that protects from the yang.

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>>11704129
>>11704126

TRUE WAIFU COMING

TCHOO TCHOO

> Regards, /v/

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>>11704138
dude, ur waifu is NOT a shit!

pic related, my chink waifu

>> No.11704145

>>11704137
elaborate

>> No.11704146

>>11704142

B-but isn't she undead?

>> No.11704147

>>11704146
yes, but she is still alive. She think, therefore she is.

my waifu is so deep

>> No.11704147,1 [INTERNAL] 

Good old days... where have they gone?

>> No.11704147,2 [INTERNAL] 

Shit thread, shit poster, shit eating dickspamming faggot.

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