/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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[Anonymous No.]

Why is she red?

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't it winter break right now? Why don't you go make a loli friend? She'll forget all about you after Christmas and the new year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11700071
How do I make a loli friend?

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>>11700073
From what I've gathered, lolis tend to like the following traits in guys.

Hairy
Bearded
Feminine
Friendly
Not too old
Pushover, so she can talk to you on her level

If you combine those, you'll have tons of loli friends. Just walk around your neighborhood/city with a dog or a cat or something, or ride a motorcycle.

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sorry meant to bump

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>>11700073
Why was I banned for this? I just want a loli friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11700073,3
kill yourself, f*cking pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>11700073,4
Say that to my face kid and I'll f*cking f*ck you.

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>>11700073,5
Heck yeah dude that guy is a g*aylord

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>>11700073,1
What ya mean by pushover? Like, be submissive to the loli in social interaction? Let take her take advantage of me?

Also what if I am too young to have a decent beard? Is teenager tier shit any useful?
Where did you get this weird info anyway. I mean hairy and feminine are two opposite traits.

You could say I'm kinda feminine on the face, but I'm hairy as fuck. My back is full of hair and I'm barely 18.

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>>11700073,7
Submissive is what I meant. Definitely let her take advantage of you. They only like the really long beards so if you can't or don't grow something like that then I'm sorry for you.

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>They only like the really long beards
Dude, everyone likes these glorious full beards.

Everyone. Especially non-sexually. You get like +50 to respect from everyone and they think of you as a cool, mature guy.

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>>11700073,9
I always get comments on my glorious beard matched with my fedora.