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11697883 No.11697883[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Have you spanked your Hatate properly today?

>> No.11697905
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don't abuse hatatan

>> No.11698093

Princess of the Sea of Crabapple Trees!?

>> No.11698112

Can she spank me? I've been a very naughty boy today.

>> No.11698124
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>>11697883
Here, a naked Hatapai.

>> No.11698404

I want to masturbate to Hatate.

>> No.11698676

>>11698404
I won't stop you.

>> No.11699138
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How would you get rid of your clingy friend who isn't even your girlfriend, /jp/?

>> No.11699144

>>11699138
At the slightest sign of affection I would go crazy and ask her to mary me, not get rid of her.
I'm very lonely.

>> No.11699149

>>11699138
I wouldn't be able to reject her and would probably end up marrying her.

>> No.11699151
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>>11699144
>>11699149
But you already had a girlfriend. Hatatan is just your clingy, needy, stalkerish friend.

>> No.11699157

>>11699151
If my girlfriend is not as dedicated as Hatate, I would dump my gf for Hatate.

>> No.11699160
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>>11699151
>implying I would date Aya
no thank you, taters only

>> No.11699168
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>>11699157
Your girlfriend is the most dedicated of course. Hatate is just jealous, greedy and lustful.

>>11699160
Doesn't have to be Aya.

>> No.11699174

>>11699160
I love the implying meme!

>> No.11699177

>>11699151
Hatatan sounds like she really loves me. I wouldn't just toss her to the curb.

>> No.11699187

>>11699185
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11699185

>>11698124
>that feather
I thought she was a futa for a second

>> No.11699189
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>>11699138
Can't we all just get along?

>> No.11699190

>>11699187
>implying greentext can only be used for quotes
>being this new

>> No.11699193

>>11699190
This is one of my favorite creepypastas.

>> No.11699200
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>>11699177
She's going to kill you or your girlfriend if you don't do something.

>> No.11699207

>>11699200
Then I choose Hata-tan!

>> No.11699208

>>11699200
If all else fails, report her to the police or something. Murder isn't something to mess with.

>> No.11699220

>>11699207
You'd choose a crazy potential murderer over the loving girlfriend you already have?

>> No.11699224
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>>11699207
What about your girlfriend?

>>11699208
You can't report her for crimes she hasn't committed yet. You also don't have proof of her stalking activities.

>> No.11699228
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>> No.11699236

>>11699224
>>11699220
I always feel bad for the girl on the outside in romance manga. They always really love the guy, but they never end up with them or even get a real shot at him.

>> No.11699235

>>11699190
>Misusing the quotation feature.
>Being new to /jp/.

>> No.11699247

>>11699236
It's alright, you're meant to identify with them anyways.

>> No.11699249
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No discussion of relationships while using Hatate to facilitate it.

>> No.11699261

>>11699224
She's stalking me and showing up to my house to threaten me with a knife, and I don't have any proof? Bullshit.

>> No.11699262

>>11699168
>Hatate is just jealous, greedy and lustful.
I lke this one better so I pick this one.
I also want her to taunt my old girlfriend and send her dirty videos of us making love.

>> No.11699264

>>11699261
What proof other than your story will you tell the police?

>> No.11699269

>>11699264
If someone's stalking me and I know their stalking me and their outright threatening me, I'm going to get some evidence. Neighbors as witnesses, recordings, whatever.

>> No.11699275

I like yandere , so I'll pick Hatate in this scenario.

>> No.11699277
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>> No.11699284

>>11699277
It's hard not to take pity on her when she looks like this.

>> No.11699289

>>11699277
I want to lick off hatate piss off a dirty desk.

>> No.11699292
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>>11699284
Hatate is generally pathetic looking.

>> No.11699298

>>11699249
Are we allowed to talk about cute things regarding Hatate?

>> No.11699300
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>>11699292
Oh yeah, just look how pathetic she looks.
Don't confuse this Hata-tan thing with Hatate.

>> No.11699306

>>11699300
I don't like the Hata-tan fandom. Crowhous should be happy and genki and cheerful and cute.

>> No.11699305
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>>11699300
Hatate is cute and not pathetic.

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>>11699298
There's plenty of those worth discussing.

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>> No.11699328
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>>11699306
I like Hata-tan more because she's more relatable.

>> No.11699330

>>11697883


what sounds do a hatate make when you spank it?

>> No.11699333

>>11699330
Like the cawing of crows.

>> No.11699360

Is Hatate arrogant like Aya?

>> No.11699366

>>11699360


not after im done with her behind.

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>> No.11699401

>>11699366
How would you spank Hatate's butt?

>> No.11699405

Hatate

a shit.

>> No.11699426

>>11699401


i would bend her over both knees, so i can feel her heaving and squirming, holder her arms back with a strong arm but gentle grip (she knows better than to try and willingly get away), while making sure theres no rhythm to it, to keep her guessing when the next smack will come.

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>>11699426
You sadist.

>> No.11699440

>>11699426
>but gentle

faggot

>> No.11699447
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>>11699435


i only do it because i love you.

>> No.11699455

You know, I originally just wrote Hatate off as a shittier Aya clone, but she's honestly better in every way.

>> No.11699498
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Hatate is a journalist!

>> No.11699601
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>>11699455
I'm all for appreciating Hatate, but no way is she better than Aya. No way in hell.

>> No.11699617

>>11699601
not a bitch
better journalist
cuter
not a liar

>> No.11699649

>>11699601
Aya is severely overrated

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>>11699617
No way in hell.

>not a bitch
>not a liar
Maybe, I guess. Definitely less so.

>better journalist
No.

>cuter
Hell no.

>> No.11699713

>>11699696
>>better journalist
>No.
She's the better journalist. Aya is the better reporter.

>> No.11699750

>>11699713
Whatever.

>> No.11699771
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>>11699750
There's a big difference, anon!

>> No.11699774

>>11699696
Is that anon fucking Reimu?

>> No.11699794

>>11699774
Reimu was choking so he performed the Heimlich maneuver. Hatate was lucky enough to be there to catch the heroic action as it took place.

>> No.11699790

>>11699774
Sin sack is not anonymous.

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>>11699771
Well fine, in that case Hatate being a better journalist is equivalent to Aya being a better reporter. Cancels each other out.

>> No.11699800

>>11699794
>Reimu was choking
on my dick

>> No.11699809

>>11699138
I have kind of always wanted a girl like that. As long as she doesn't hurt anyone.

>> No.11699813

>>11699795
>equivalent
Is a paparazzo equivalent to an investigative journalist?

>> No.11699815
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Is Hatate the best Touhou to tease? I feel like she'd have cute reactions.

>> No.11699832

>>11699813
A reporter is equivalent to a journalist, yes.

>> No.11699855
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>>11699832
No!

Paparazzi is profitable!

>> No.11699893
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Ambush!

>>11699855
Ok?

>> No.11699898

>>11699855
I want to put it in.

>> No.11699950
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>> No.11699953

>>11699898
I want to lovingly impregnate Hatate, if that's possible.

>> No.11699955

/jp/, describe Hatate's personality.

>> No.11699966

>>11699950
fattt

>> No.11699986

>>11699950
Why is Hatate fat?

>> No.11699999

>>11699986
She needs to get out and flap those wings more.

>> No.11700002

>>11699950
Eugh. Would avoid eye contact.

>> No.11700008

>>11699950
cute!

>> No.11700034

>>11699950
Hatate is enduring the shame.

>> No.11700135
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>>11700034
Hatate isn't used to people yet. It's gonna be quite awhile...

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>>11699426
I like you. You can comer over to my house and spank my Hatate.

>> No.11700390

>>11699401
First, I would send her to the village, either the humans', or the tengus', with the instruction to buy a whip.

Once she'll be back, I would take the whip from her, and start scolding her until she starts crying. Once that's done, I would undress her bottom, taking off her skirt and bloomers, and I would whip her butt for several minutes.

Once I'm satisfied, I would take some ice cubes from the freezer, tell her to lie down on her belly, and put the ice cube her on her warm, red butt.
And while she's crying and recovering, I destroy the whip, either by burying, or by burning it.

No proof, Aya will never be able to prove that Hatate was spanked, and Hatate will love me even more.

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>> No.11700567
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Why would you spank Hatate? She's a sweet girl, and she's way nicer than Aya.
If you want to spank a touhou, go spank Tewi instead. She's a loli, and a trickster.

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>> No.11700731

I always thought of her as the imouto type. Are there any images of her looking the role?

>> No.11700806

*SPANK SPANK SPANK*

>> No.11700810

That's not the only thing I've spanked today :^)

>> No.11700811

Who is hatate again?

>> No.11700839
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>> No.11700963
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>>11700811
The most spankable touhou.

>> No.11700971
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WOTS TATERS, PRECIOUS?

>> No.11700972

>>11699950
Such a delicious tummy.

>> No.11700980
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>>11700811
That other tengu reporter. She's also got a nice camera by the way.

>> No.11701004

>>11700980
And by camera, he means ass.

>> No.11701225

Too bad you people are allergic to 3D pictures and/or writefaggotry, I coulda made a small "spank your hatate" thread.

>> No.11701226
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>>11700971
HA-TA-TE
hug her, kiss her, stick it in her vagoo

>> No.11701257

>>11701226
THIS

>> No.11701279
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>> No.11701323

>>11701279
Wow, if she didn't have those cuts this would be such a good cosplay.

>> No.11701327

>>11701323
But cutting is so moe. I want to lick her open wounds.

>> No.11701365

>>11701323
Shame that her face is fucking hideous

>> No.11701379

>>11701279
I wish girls wouldn't cut the sexy bits

>> No.11701401

>>11701365
What about her infected eyes, those ugly bruises and that she looks like she has aids or is very sick.

>> No.11701405

>>11701379
Those are the easiest hidden

>> No.11701419

>>11701405
That's why they're the sexiest

>> No.11701433

>>11701401
You mean the one bruise and eye makeup? Leave it to a /jp/sie too fail to recognize makeup...
3DPD requiires such things to appear 'attractive'.

>> No.11701444

>>11701433
Those are called eyes with problems, looks like she took too many drugs, what about those bruises? She looks like she has aids too, maybe she doesn't take care of herself properly, just saying from what I can tell.

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>>11701279
there, I fixed it

>> No.11701510

>>11700390
>Hatate will love me even more.
...why?

>> No.11701516

>>11701498
I was really disappointed when I found out she wasn't really a cutter and this picture is the only shopped one in the set.

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>>11701323
>>11701327
>>11701365
>>11701379
>>11701401
You girls do realize this is a very badly shooped pic, right

>> No.11701529

>>11701498

delete this 3dpd

>> No.11701535

>>11701525
I don't want to hear it, Wendy.

>> No.11701551

>>11701525
It's just emphasizing the already visible sickness she is carrying with her.

>> No.11701560

why is her skirt missing textures?

>> No.11701568

>>11701560
Are you a Hammer otaku too?!

>> No.11701643

>>11701568
I'm a UMSWE otaku.

>> No.11701726

>>11701510
Because she'll know I care about her and will be worried if she hurts herself.

>> No.11701729

>>11701560
That joke was old even before that KimikoMuffin faggot made it.

>> No.11701730

>>11701726
But you hurt her.

>> No.11701736

>>11701730
It's for her own good.
When a kid plays with matches, you don't let her burns herself to death, you stop her, and slap in the face before scolding her.

Same thing here, except that it can leads to awesome make-up sex after, which can't be done with your daughter.

>> No.11701739

>>11701736
But what did she do wrong?

>> No.11701774

>>11701739
Dunno, that whole thing was a supposition. If I go to Gensokyo, and if Hatate if my girlfriend, and if she does something dangerous (like competing with Aya and hurting someone by accident), then I would punish her that way.

>> No.11701901

>>11701739
That's enough "but" for now. I'm interested in Hatate's butt, not your.

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>>11701774
You've got a lot of nerve, thinking you can push around a tengu. But hell, if it's your fantasy, whatever.

>> No.11702026

>>11702011
In medieval Japan, it was common for the husband to beat his wife if he desired.
And given that Gensokyo was isolated for centuries...


And yes, this is my fantasy.

>> No.11702043
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>>11702011
Not to mention, it's not really domestic abuse.
More like kinky stuff rather than the disgusting stuff you can see in some Hollywood movies where the woman is punched until she bleeds.

>> No.11702080

>>11702026
Among humans, yeah.

>> No.11702087

>>11702080
>implying in a couple, the husband doesn't take a few habits from his wife just like his wife take after him
People change.
Might be interesting to see how a human married to a youkai would change over the years.

>> No.11702121

>>11702087
So you're from feudal Japan?

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>> No.11702211

>>11699328

I hate Hatatan because she's relatable.

>> No.11702275

>>11697883

Does Hatate lay eggs?

>> No.11702291

Why aren't there more self harming girls?

>> No.11702319

>>11702275
No. I'm thinking live birth.

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>>11702291

>> No.11702501

>>11702275
Depends if she turned into a crow or not.

>>11702348
I don't get it.

>> No.11703675

>>11702348
That's horrible!

>> No.11704314

>>11702348
Does cirno even bleed? Wouldn't it just freeze as soon as it came out of the vein?

>> No.11704417

>>11704314
She can manipulate cold. That doesn't mean she's made of ice.
Look at Nitori, she can manipulate water, and yet she's obvious made of flesh and bones, panting and sweating as she witness Hatate's being spanked by her boyfriend.

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Feel free to vote here and make it clear once and for all : http://strawpoll.me/856785

>> No.11704722 [DELETED] 

There was a post here. Now, it is gone.

>> No.11705112

>>11704314
He's not saying she has ice inside. He's saying her body fluids would freeze after coming in contact with the outer surface of her skin. (He's still wrong, though, the books only say she's capable of freezing anything she comes in contact with, not that she invariably and uncontrollably will; she's never shown to possess a Midas-like ice touch.)

Also, flesh is 3/4 water.

>> No.11705256

>>11705112


i think if she did have the midas touch tough, that would be deliciously tragic.

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>> No.11715095

>>11708564
I don't like her eyes. She looks like she haven't got a sleep for a month here.

>> No.11716455

>>11715095
She looks just like me then!

>> No.11719052

>>11716455
Incoming sob story.

>> No.11719096

>>11719052
?!?! what are you talking about I enjoy being insomNEETac

>> No.11719168
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Hatate is a happy girl.

>> No.11720457

>>11719168
I want to spank her so that I can be happy too.

>> No.11720467

>>11719168
Although being a reporter is hard work, Hatate is a hard worker who gets a sense of satisfaction when she publishes another issue of Kakashi Spirit News.

>> No.11721328

>>11720467
And then she get visited by irate visitors.

>> No.11726189

>>11719168
Hatate is shit as a reporter. She's only good as a prostitute.

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>>11726189
You should watch what you say on the internet... Hatate might be reading it from gensokyo and get depressed...

>> No.11727327

>>11726722
I can't stand weak people willing to cut themselves. Either you want to die, and in this case, you do it properly, or you don't want to, and then you shut the fuck up.
But pretending to kill yourself, only to miss on purpose is the lowest of the low, and only deserves scorn.

>> No.11727341

>>11727327
People don't do that because they want to die. They do that because they have problems but can't resolve them but they still want to do something so they redirect that will to act on themselves.
Something like that.

>> No.11727350

>>11727341
So they redirect their anger at themselves?

Yep, that still sounds stupid as fuck.

>> No.11727351

>>11727341
Something about having a controlled injury is calming.

>> No.11727355

>>11727351
That's called masochism.

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Hatate is my masturbation device.

>> No.11727420

>>11727350
It releases endorphins. You sound stupid as fuck not using Google

Wikipedia: "Many self-harmers report feeling very little to no pain while self-harming and, for some, deliberate self-harm may become a means of seeking pleasure."

>> No.11727752

>>11727420
Yes, so my >>11727355 post still stands. They're masochists.
And attention whores too.

>> No.11727769

>>11727367
Incredibly cushy. Must breed.

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Hatate is collapsing

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>>11728986
That's one way of putting it.

>> No.11729096

>>11729041
wow her nose is maximum disgusting

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So serious discussion

Can Hatate use Ripple like Joseph Joestar in Part 2?

Hermit Purple's ability is just the same as Hatate's known ability(thoughtography). And Stands are Ripple given form. Plus the amount of purple Tater wears is also a clue.

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