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>/jp/

>> No.11690135
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This actually something I would expect from /jp/.

>> No.11690136

me on the right

>> No.11690143

I'm the one fapping in the background

>> No.11690153

>>11690136
TL note: right is left in Japanese comics.

>> No.11690183

I don't want my dick sucked by some whore. /jp/ is all slut (trust me I know from experience)

>> No.11690197

>>11690183

This is true. By my estimation /jp/ is 20-30% female sluts and 50% male sluts.

>> No.11690222

>>11690183
/jp/ is 100% virgin male.

>> No.11690242

>>11690222
yeah, 100% virgin males who wish more than anything to be the most filthy, slutty girls in existence. why do you think they project it onto every touhou/VN/anime character they come across?

if you let them suck your cock once, they'd never leave you alone.

>> No.11690248

>>11690242
It depend on how cute or manly your cock is.

>> No.11690291

"Why is she such a slot?" etc.

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>>11690242
>if you let them suck your cock once, they'd never leave you alone.

I don't think so. I haven't met a single /jp/er like that. They're all autistic social retards who take themselves too seriously in a pathetically obvious attempt to appear mature and sophisticated. My guess is the average /jp/ poster is 17-21 years old.

>> No.11690341

>>11690340
My mom says I'm mature for my age

>> No.11690345

>>11690341
But you're already 28 years old you fucking manchild.

>> No.11690351

Would the /jp/ say yes or no?

>> No.11690354

>>11690351
/jp/ would say no.

>> No.11690361

>>11690351
As much as I want to be a wizard, I don't think there's any way I could resist a face like that. I don't even particularly care about getting my dick sucked either.

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Does /jp/ put out on the first date?

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>>11690340

Woah, that's right!

>> No.11690370

Why are the /b/ monkeys that swarm this board so obsessed with genitals? Hmm?
Hair, piss, shit crabs and STD's, it's what you spend all day dreaming about

>> No.11690377

>>11690370
Otaku culture is very sexual

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>>11690368
Put out what?

>> No.11690396

Sex before marriage is a sin.

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>>11690394
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/put_out

See 6.

>> No.11690462

>>11690394
Put out the fire in my heart that burns for you!

>> No.11690462,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690396
Get out, Christfag.

>> No.11690462,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,1
Some people are just born ignorant and have to seek solace in fairy tales.

>> No.11690462,3 [INTERNAL] 

Cute image! http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/77465631/#q77466065 -san missed a good chance to use an ellipse, though. (=ↀωↀ=)✧

>> No.11690462,4 [INTERNAL] 

Would you let a little girl suck your penis if she asked nicely?

>> No.11690462,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,2
It's a sad state to be in, to rely on made up stories to bring comfort. They will never experience the true, blissful euphoria that can only be brought on by one's own intelligence. And to all my fellow atheists on the W, I tip my fedora.

*tips fedora*

>> No.11690462,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,4
Only if she let me suck hers afterwards! Oh, and it would have to be legal. (｡･ω･｡)

>> No.11690462,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,6
Are you saying you'd suck on a little girl's stiff clitty?

>> No.11690462,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,6
*degeneracy intensifies*

>> No.11690462,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,7
No, I meant her penis.. (｡´･_ ･`｡)

>> No.11690462,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,9
Would you ever suck or lick a little girl's stiff little throbbing clitty?

>> No.11690462,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,10
Vaginas are gross! (⁎˃ω˂)

>> No.11690462,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,11
You're not sucking her vagina! You're sucking her clit! It's almost like her penis. It has a head and a shaft and foreskin/hood, and the tip is incredibly sensitive, just like a penis.

It's just on a little girl! Imagine how great it'd make her feel. She'd be humping your face if you did that lewd thing to her special place.

>> No.11690462,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,12
I'm sorry, I just can't feel good about imagining my face in such close proximity with an omanko.. (*~▽~)

>> No.11690462,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,13
Since she's a loli it'd probably smell really good though.

>> No.11690462,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,14
I won't try to tell you what should smell good to you, but little girls clean themselves much less frequently than older girls and women.. (･ω･`*)

>> No.11690462,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11690462,15
But if they're like grown women, their body odor isn't very strong and has a more pleasant smell to it. Maybe their vaginas are the same.

>> No.11690462,17 [INTERNAL] 

To give you poor virgs an idea; lolis give off a faint sour smell.

>> No.11690462,18 [INTERNAL] 

Religion is epic.

*mutilates penis*

>> No.11690462,19 [INTERNAL] 

cut vs uncut and atheist vs religious.

:') makes me remember being a teen on the web again

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