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11681127 No.11681127[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

if you have lost your virginity to a 3d whore you do not belong on /jp/

>> No.11681129

I would hope there aren't really any degenerate normies like that on /jp/

>> No.11681134

Ｏｎｌｙ　ｔｗｏ　ｙｅａｒｓ　ｌｅｆｔ　ｕｎｔｉｌ　ｗｉｚａｒｄｒｙ．

>> No.11681133

I have not and am not interested in doing so.

>> No.11681136

>non-virgins anywhere on 4chinz
i thought that was just a myth

>> No.11681139

>>11681134
Epic meme, bro.

>> No.11681141

your feel when there are normalfags on /jp/ (just check the smartphone/con generals) that have gfs

>> No.11681148

>>11681139
Your meme is pretty epic too

>> No.11681154

I was sexually abused as a kid my another man do it still counts?

>> No.11681152

>>11681141

The android games thread? I would imagine having one of those smartphones would be useful when you are away from your room.

>> No.11681153

>>11681136
Have you been to /soc/?

It is a disgusting board, I wish Moot would remove it.

>> No.11681156

>>11681152
>one of those smartphones would be useful when you are away from your room

And why would you be away from your room, exactly?

>> No.11681159

>>11681152
Yeah exactly, normals are away from their rooms a lot
They want to shitpost on /jp/ and play weeb games while out drinkin w/ their buds

>> No.11681160

If I lost my virginity to a guy am I still allowed on /jp/?

>> No.11681162

>>11681156
local grocery store doesn't deliver

>> No.11681164

>>11681159
What a colorful imagination

>> No.11681166

>>11681156

Listen to denpa while you go to the konbini of course.

>> No.11681168

>>11681160
only if you're also a male. then you're welcome.

>> No.11681171

You shouldn't be so bitter when someone had sex. Chill out, ot's nothing special.

>> No.11681175
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11681175

>still being a virgin past 18
It's all a joke right? Even the biggest loser should be able to get some by that time... right?

>> No.11681176

If I had sex with my mommy does it stills counts?

>> No.11681179

>>11681171
non virgs are not allowed
I imagine the only people in disagreement with this rule are women because femvirgs beyond the age of 18 are one in a million.

>> No.11681183

>>11681162
>>11681166
So you're going outside AND interacting with cashiers? Go away, normies.

>> No.11681184

>>11681175
There's no real reason to have sex and risk suffering from disease and unintended childbirth when you can just look up porn online.

>> No.11681194

What if I have sex every night with a /jp/ user grill?

>> No.11681193

>>11681179
Why? How are you virgins different?

>> No.11681195

>>11681171
I'm not bitter about it. I don't care about people having sex. It's just that someone being a non-virgin is a good indicator that they're a normalshit.

>> No.11681196

>>11681193
Because people that aren't virgs are normies by default.
And they want to turn this place into their normiezone and the janny is on their side.

>> No.11681197

>>11681184
It feels good. But it's not like you will know because you will never try, lmao.

>> No.11681199

>>11681194
You're both normies and need to leave /jp/ immediately.

>> No.11681200

>>11681199
Ok ;_;

>> No.11681203

>>11681183

But I like my morning glazed donuts...

>> No.11681205

>>11681200
Please stay. I love your posts!

>> No.11681206

>>11681196
Why are they normies? It's extremely easy to nail some pussy. Do you call people that can swim normies too? Because you need to go out to learn that.

>> No.11681207

>>11681206
>Do you call people that can swim normies too?
Yes.

>> No.11681212

>>11681206

Yeah it's easy if the girl is practically a boat on land.

>> No.11681213

>fox and grapes

>> No.11681214

>>11681206
Because being able to make bonds that close with other people means you're a normie.

>> No.11681216

>>11681205
Thanks! I love yours too, 11681205-senpai!

>>11681207
B-But what if I was forced to go to swimming lessons as a kid...

>> No.11681219

>>11681214
What century are you living in? It's one step above a handshake.

>> No.11681226

What's with this "normie" shit instead of just using normal/normalfag like always? It's really obnoxious.

>> No.11681227

What if I only managed to get my 10 year old sister to give me a handjob?

>> No.11681229

Does getting a handjob from a girl once count as losing virginity?

>> No.11681230

I lost my virginity to a guy. Does that still count?

>> No.11681231

>>11681227

you win

>> No.11681235

>>11681226
More disrespect

>>11681229
No but it counts enough to have to leave

>> No.11681241

Only girls have virginities.

>> No.11681248

>>11681245
I am.

>> No.11681245

>>11681241
No girl over the age of 14 is a virgin.

>> No.11681247

Mine was pure, so I'm glad.

>> No.11681251

>>11681245
Feel when this is true.

14 year old girls are fucking all the time but I still haven't?

>> No.11681252

>>11681245
What about the severely handicapped ones.

>> No.11681255

>>11681248

Let me guess, you're trying to shitpost as milk.

>> No.11681257

>>11681183
what? i use the self-checkout machine and i walk there, fucking nerd.

>> No.11681262

>>11681251
14 year old girls are a much more desirable partner than you are.

>> No.11681263

>>11681255
Guess again.

>> No.11681267

Beyond that /jp/ is full of college fratbro normies

>> No.11681269

I am a virgin but it's because I'm pathetic and retarded not because I want to be

Sorry /jp/

>> No.11681270

>>11681262
Yeah and it pisses me off.

>> No.11681278

>>11681263
On a scale from 1 to 10 how fat are you?

>> No.11681279

>>11681257
You're still going outside, normal.

>> No.11681286
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11681286

/k/ here a steam friend showed me this thread.
You are pretty cute, keep saving yourself for the one you love, it will be worth more when it happens. I didn't and I feel sad every single time I think about it not being special in any shape or form.

>> No.11681283

>>11681278
2

>> No.11681284

I've only gotten my dick sucked.

>> No.11681287

>>11681283
So you're underweight? Gross.

>> No.11681289

>>11681283

Pics please or stop posting.

>> No.11681290 [DELETED] 

Is it okay to still post here if I've masturbated and came to pictures of anime girls?

Please respond.

>> No.11681292

>>11681283
Holy shit, what a fucking whale.

>> No.11681293
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11681293

Feel when never seen a vagina.

>>11681283
Want to fuck?

>> No.11681296

>>11681286
>steam
its becoming a normstravaganza itt

if you didn't turn down girls to remain pure in highschool you need to show your loyalty to purity another way

>> No.11681297 [DELETED] 

>>11681286

Is that your first VN?

It's a pretty good choice. Well, don't post here too much until you've lurked for a month or so. I'm being nice but other people won't. I'm only restraining my vicious hate for you with great difficulty.

>> No.11681299 [DELETED] 

Were any of my /jp/eers homeschooled?

>> No.11681301
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11681301

>>11681297

>> No.11681302

>>11681293
>>11681292
>>11681289
>>11681287
That's why you will never get some pussy.

>> No.11681305 [DELETED] 

>>11681301

That guy unironically seems pretty badass. Wouldn't want to fuck with him.

>> No.11681303

>>11681290
I dunno, man. Most of them are ravaging whores. I mean, have you seen those kind of images? Gross.

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11681304

>>11681286
>steam

>> No.11681307

>>11681305
it was photoshopped

>> No.11681308 [DELETED] 

>>11681304

Pay heed, crossboarders. This is Trevor. He's the animal we keep caged up here. Sometimes he throws his shit at people who use the board. Just ignore him and he'll stop.

If he's really persistent, just mention cirrhosis and he'll ball up and start crying.

>> No.11681312

>>11681283
>>11681263
Can you please leave?

>> No.11681310

Is this the Official /jp/ Normie thread? Does anyone want to chat in Omegle?

>> No.11681311

>>11681297
No but I am still have a pretty low powerlevel, half what I read already gets constant threads on the board. I only lurk but this time it was special.

>> No.11681315
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11681315

>>11681302

True love is your childhood friend. Anything else is secondhand goods.

>> No.11681316
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11681316

>>11681310
Get in here. normalbros.

>> No.11681317

>>11681310
What's that? Sounds scary.

>> No.11681314 [DELETED] 

>>11681311

You're cute.

Can I cum in your boypussy?

>> No.11681318

>>11681314
I'm taken sorry, already got a bf.

Literarely a normal fag.

>> No.11681322

>>11681315

What the hell ? That's not the picture I posted but okay.

>> No.11681323

I will literally fuck anything.

>> No.11681320
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11681320

>>11681307
Don't make him any angrier.

>> No.11681326

>>11681312
Only if you will lick my feet and beg me.

>> No.11681324

>>11681316
Don't be a stupid, dumb idiot. Just put /jp/.

>> No.11681325

>>11681322
That's better than whatever you were going to post.

>> No.11681327 [DELETED] 

One time I met this girl on Dota 2 and I played Dota 2 with her and we voice chatted in Skype about stuff. She was 16.

One day she told me she lost her virginity the previous night. I didn't know girls get fucked that early. (•ᴥ• )

>> No.11681329

>>11681320
That's hilarious.

>> No.11681330

>>11681326
Shut the hell up and never mention your gender again.

>> No.11681333
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11681333

>>11681329

>> No.11681334

who else was I supposed to lose my virginity to?

>> No.11681335
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11681335

>>11681329
>hasn't seen that set of images before

>> No.11681337

>>11681335
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11681338

>>11681330
Frigg off, virg.

>> No.11681339

>>11681335
Truly we are among neo/q//jp/

>> No.11681340

>>11681337
your mom lol

>> No.11681342

>>11681335
Where do you get that impression? Can't I provide a commentary on the picture in question if I have already seen it? Get lost, scum.

>> No.11681343

>>11681335
Quit misusing the quoting feature, normalfag.

>> No.11681344
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11681344

>>11681337
>I posted it again

>>11681342
Pic related, suck my dick.

>> No.11681346

what does it feel like to be a normalfag

>> No.11681350

>>11681346
What does it feel to never have a girl let you fuck her raw?

>> No.11681352

>>11681344
Stop posting, cockdestroyer.

>> No.11681356

>tfw vorgin

>> No.11681355

>>11681350
not bad
its like asking someone with no tongue how they feel about never eating pizza
if you don't know what you're missing, who cares

>> No.11681358 [DELETED] 

>>11681308

>This is Trevor.

Like from gta?

>> No.11681360

>>11681346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATgHxwCrfkU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR64Lr5dQQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHNw4D_VVAI

>> No.11681361

>>11681355
No, it's like asking someone who HAS a tongue but never tried any pizza because he can't afford it.

>> No.11681364

>>11681361
Someone who keeps hearing about how good pizza is from everyone around him, and is mocked for being unable to get pizza.

>> No.11681365

>>11681356
we are the vorg

>> No.11681366

>>11681346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DrzCVAJtDw

>> No.11681372

>>11681361
Either way truvirgs can't have sex because they are incel

>> No.11681373

>>11681324
This. We're taking over this dump.

>> No.11681378

>>11681366

This example is beyond normal. They belong in a zoo.

>> No.11681381

>>11681360
thanks for the second video
now I see why I don't want a gf

>> No.11681391 [DELETED] 

>>11681366

Those poor kids screaming 'YOU GAY' confusedly over and over.

This is how it perpetuates. These kids were fucked up by their parents, and they will breed and fuck up their kids too.

>> No.11681392

>>11681381
Why? She's a qt.

>> No.11681397

>[Fitting in intensifies]

>> No.11681400
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11681400

>if you have lost your virginity to a 3d whore you do not belong on /jp/

>115 posts and 11 image replies omitted.
>Anonymous 1 hour ago

if visible sage were still here, he would be nowhere near this crosspost thread

>> No.11681402 [DELETED] 

>>11681397

Who are you quoting?

>> No.11681406

If you are part of any /jp/ circlejerk you are also a normal.

>> No.11681407

Is my hand 3D?

Or do you guys only fap with the palm?

>> No.11681410 [DELETED] 

>>11681397

>Any time a group of one or more people share in their disagreement with me, they're just trying to fit in!

I can green too, tyke.

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11681416

In a world where anyone can be a female on the internet, omegle is THE place to bully.

>> No.11681422

>>11681416
What were the common interests?

>> No.11681426

>>11681416
how did you bully him? he's an adult man and doesn't want to talk with a teenage girl.

>> No.11681431 [DELETED] 

>>11681426

Every adult man wants to empty his balls inside some teenage pussy.

>> No.11681433

>>11681426

That's a damn lie I'm sure if I said it's okay we would have exchanged skypes. I'll prove it to you.

>> No.11681434

>>11681426
>he's an adult man and doesn't want to talk with a teenage girl.
Why not? 16 is legal in most places. Is he a gay?

>> No.11681443
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11681443

>>>non-virgins anywhere on 4chinz
>Epic meme, bro.
>your feel when there are normalfags on /jp/ (just check the smartphone/con generals) that have gfs
>Your meme is pretty epic too
>I would imagine having one of those smartphones would be useful when you are away from your room.
>Have you been to /soc/?
>If I lost my virginity to a guy am I still allowed on /jp/?
>>still being a virgin past 18
>What if I have sex every night with a /jp/ user grill?
>;_;
>Please stay. I love your posts!
>It's extremely easy to nail some pussy. Do you call people that can swim normies too?
>>fox and grapes
>B-But
>Does getting a handjob from a girl once count as losing virginity?
>Mine was pure, so I'm glad.
>/k/ here a steam friend showed me this thread.
>Feel when never seen a vagina.
>Pics please or stop posting.
>Can I cum in your boypussy?
>>tfw vorgin

VIDEO GAMES

>> No.11681446

This is /r9k/. This is definitely /r9k/.

>> No.11681454

>>11681443
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

ARE YOOUUUUUUUUUUU...

QUOTING?

>> No.11681459

I would fuck everyone on /jp/ irl

>> No.11681463
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>>11681459
I'd probably fuck you too.

>> No.11681466
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>>11681426
Here you go faggot. Every man is a pedophile.

>> No.11681475

I want to pretend to be a girl on omegle too, how do i do it

>> No.11681481

My first kiss was stolen from me back in HS, I was invited to a party and a drunk girl grabbed me and put her tongue in my mouth for a good 10 minutes without even saying hi. She also grabbed my crotch.

I don't even know what her name was. When (if ever) I grow up and get a girlfriend and kiss her for the first time, that girl at the party will be on my mind. She didn't just steal my first kiss, she ruined it.

>> No.11681489

I'm socially retarded, and my penis is strangely deformed (haven't seen a doctor, but it hurts to touch it).
That's my justification, but if you count putting your tiny (non-hard) boy penis into your little sister, then yeah, i'm almost a non-virgin.

>> No.11681497

>>11681489
Too normal to be believed.

>> No.11681508

>>11681497
What's normal?
The fact that i have a deformed cock, that i'm unable to communicate normally or that i experimented with my sister when i was younger?

>> No.11681521

>>11681497
on average, 50% of siblings experiment with each other. The % being inversely proportional to the age gap between them.
if you didn't get to experiment with your sister, you were either raised by overbearing parents or you just missed out.

>> No.11681527

>>11681475

Read girls profiles, know the trends and imitate their behavior.

>> No.11681529

>>11681466
he said he's 18 years old... high school is filled with ages 14-19 in the states. regardless, an eighteen year old boy, isn't an adult man.

no, they aren't either. stop projecting yourself on everyone else. i've got no interest in kids at all. i played doctor as a kid and don't even think about it sexually as a memory.

>> No.11681532

>>11681521
I have a sister, but she's 8 years younger than me...

She has a twin brother, they'll probably experiment with each other right?

>> No.11681535

>>11681529

You want me to prove it even further. This is omegle we're talking about; a site where cp used to be distributed.

>> No.11681538

>>11681183
personally I had to go outside twice today, for responding to the delivery man. He raised an eyebrow when he saw me in pyjama. Maybe it was because of my haircut...

Well more on topic, I still have a long 10 year road to go, wish me good luck !

>> No.11681541

>>11681532
>She has a twin brother, they'll probably experiment with each other right?
Correct. You're on /jp/ and probably read a numerous VN's so there's no doubt about it.

>> No.11681543
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11681543

So you guys were all homeschooled as teenagers?

>> No.11681544

>>11681521
This makes me feel better. There's been something eating me up inside, and it's been that. When we were younger (I was a bit older) we did some pretty weird things. I never molested her or anything serious like that, but I am dreading that one day she's going to say "Anon molested me" or something. It would ruin my life.

>> No.11681545

>>11681543
Only the top 70% of teenagers have sex at all

>> No.11681547

>>11681543
I just hate how this kind of articles assumes that every teenagers has a chance to have sex whatsoever.

>> No.11681548

>>11681535
there's nothing to prove. some guy said he's too old to talk with a teenage girl and suddenly you're accusing every male of being a pedophile. 16 is legal parts and you're using 18 year old boys as the example.

i'm sure you can find come creepy guy who wants to chat with a teenage girl, but so what? your example wasn't really bullying in my view still.

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11681554

Why would anyone ever be interested in that when true perfection can only be achieved in 2D?

>> No.11681550
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11681550

>>11681535
one Mississippi

>> No.11681565

>>11681554
Normalfags don't know about 2D, that's why.

>> No.11681565,1 [INTERNAL] 

The janitor deleted posts in this thread.
He left the thread until just now.

>> No.11681565,2 [INTERNAL] 

https://twitter.com/marimochi_bot2/status/408675559795724288/photo/1

two Mississippi

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