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11680328 No.11680328[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

It's time to decide once and for all: is Patchy fat or flat?

>> No.11680336

Flat chests are not delicious!

>> No.11680365
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just healthy, i never saw someone calling her flat or something

>> No.11680385
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Pache is a good size.

>> No.11680455

Patchy should be flat!

>> No.11680466
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fatchy - it's in her name, dorkster

>> No.11680472

>>11680328
why not both?

>> No.11680486
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11680486

It's rather obvious that Patchouli has huge, fatty Mukyus.

>> No.11680619

Patche is anemic!

>> No.11680646

Flat!

>> No.11680647

>>11578072

Condense your fucking threads

>> No.11680650 [DELETED] 

>>11680385

Nice one zun!bar.

>> No.11681087

>>11680647
suck my cock dude

>> No.11681088

>>11680328
I want her to be fat because I like fat anime girls.

>> No.11681103

It's time to decide once and for all: is OP faggot or phat?

>> No.11681101

>>11681088
touehoue isn't anime!

>> No.11681105

Can Pathy help me study compiler design ?

>> No.11681106 [DELETED] 

*unzips dick*

>> No.11681109

>>11681101
It's like 50% anime (at least). They're anime girls.

>> No.11681124
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11681124

Patchy is healthy!

>> No.11681125

>>11681109
You're wrong, buddy.

>> No.11682020
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>>11680328
Fat and soft. Wouldn't want her any other way.

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>> No.11682059

I don't like fatties and or people without self-control,they're not to be trusted.

>> No.11682076

She's both fat and flat. How? Try to figure that one by yourself.

>> No.11682079

>>11682076
fat girls with no breasts are probably the saddest thing ever.

>> No.11682087
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11682087

flat

>> No.11682090

>>11681105
Pache is better at meta-circular evaluators.

>> No.11682417

She ain't fat, but she ain't flat.

>> No.11682432

>>11681105
No qt but I can. What's your e-mail?

>> No.11682436

Patchy falls into that group of Touhou girls that I call Schrodinger's chest. She is busty and flat simultaneously until she sticks with one.

>> No.11682465

>>11682463
True, Mokou also falls in the "Could be anywhere from flat to fairly chesty" but her dress shirt isn't as good at hiding it.

>> No.11682463

>>11682436
She has one of the best excuses, however. Her nightgown being one of the loosest articles of clothing, it could easily billow and create folds where such do not exist, or correspondingly pad out curves until they appear to be flat.

>> No.11682467
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11682467

Patchouli is obviously Fatchouli

>> No.11682471

Patchi has big boobies, but sometimes she hides them because she doesn't want the attention.

>> No.11682501

>>11682463
Yeah, anything could be hidden under those robes.

And if even against my liking, her canon-stated anemia and bad health suggest she may be really thin and fragile.

But it's not like that couldn't be corrected by simply subjecting her to a high-calorie diet for a while.
A healthy lap needs to be soft enough to provide proper comfort for your head.

Patchy must soft.


>>11682087
I want to tickle and kiss that belly.

>> No.11682565
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11682565

She resembles a loli underneath these robes. They're hiding a DFC.

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She's actually quite toned under there.

>> No.11683292

>>11681105
which 2hu would you read sicp with?

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>>11683292
Ran is a math genius or something so I think she's more than up to it.

And I would scratch her ears too.

>> No.11683367

I love Patchouli.

>> No.11683379

>>11683367
I hate Patchouli.

>> No.11683398

>>11683379
I'm neutral about Patchouli

>> No.11683596

>>11683398
I'm lawful evil about Patchouli

>> No.11683614

>>11683596
Lording over her with an iron fist?

>> No.11683686

>>11683596
I'm Patchouli.

>> No.11683689

>>11683686
Is it true you listen to hip hop and stuff?

>> No.11683691

I like her.

>> No.11683694

>>11683689
No, that was only to impress anon-san.

>> No.11683699

>>11683379
Patchouli will always love you.

>> No.11683920

She's normal, she just has fluffy clothes.

>> No.11684417

She has no time to eat while reading that many books

>> No.11684437

I don't think she's flat, but her breasts wouldn't be huge. Decent sized.

>> No.11684432

Well here's one artist's conception

>> No.11684442

>>11684432
Personally, I really don't like this artist at all.

>> No.11684733

>>11682501
I think she would be skinnyfat as fuck. Small and thin with no muscle mass but still somewhat flabby.

>> No.11684852 [SPOILER] 
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11684852

Patchy is a westerner, so it's to be expected that she has a large chest.

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11687650

Patchouli is...Patchouli.

>> No.11691770

Patchouli is a girl!

>> No.11691798

Just thought of something. You know how Patchy's robes are so thick she can probably hide anything under there? Wouldn't be surprised if that also includes drugs. Patchy can be nice to have around at a party since she can carry around all that fun stuff she's been brewing.

>> No.11691850

>>11691798
Her robes are actually pajamas. She is just lazy.

>> No.11691864

What programming language would Patchy study?

>> No.11691866

>>11691864
C

>> No.11691870

>>11691864
lisp

>> No.11691874

>>11691870
That's Satori~n.

>> No.11691875

>>11691864
Scheme

see OP.

>> No.11691889

>>11691770
yes!

>> No.11691954

what do i need to learn to become sysadmin? Can I just to java and C?

>> No.11691959

>>11691954
All sysadmins I know can't program for shit. You need to have networking, security and operating system knowledge.

>> No.11692012

>>11691954
Sysadmin != programmer
If you're good at building computers, using regular programs, and most importantly figuring out what users want when they lie to you about what they want, you'll be a good sysadmin.

>> No.11692030

>>11691954
Learn how to Linux. Linux Linux Linux. And other UNIX like operating systems. That's what makes a sysadmin. I'm a programmer but I suck at Linux because I don't have the patience to memorize how to use a bunch of (what to me seem like) random and arbitrary commands. Therefore I can't do sysadmin type tasks. Programmer and Sysadmin are not the same thing at all.

>> No.11692051

>>11691864
Patchy would most definitely be a pure functional programmer, using only immutable data structures in her implementations, regardless of language. She would understand how to achieve this even when using more imperative languages, and would scoff at non-functional programs written by lesser mortals.

>> No.11692066

>>11691864


this
http://www.urbit.org/2013/09/24/urbit-intro.html

>> No.11692090

>>11692030
A good programmer usually also makes a good sysadmin. Sysadmin tasks are much easier if you can write supporting tools for menial and complicated tasks. Besides, a programmer usually has to understand a lot of the underlying operating system to effectively work with it, so he has great basic knowledge required by many sysadmin tasks.

In my humble opinion, a sysadmin is just a lesser form of a programmer. Or rather, his way to reaching Satori is longer.

>> No.11692415

>>11692066
ah... I feel as I lose a few braincells every time I try to understand that. Still I kind of want to learn it.

>> No.11692460

>>11692066
What the fuck did i just read?
Are they seriously calling their product shit on purpose?

>> No.11692477

>>11692066
Any computer otaku can explain what is this?

>> No.11692487

>>11692460
I think it's a parody of some Hoon thing.
Hoon was the name of the compiler or half-interpreter, or something?
I would post the link but I forget what the actual language(?) was called. Something about self contained, self compiling, compact etc.

>> No.11692489

Hour of Code
http://code.org

>> No.11692537

>>11692477
It's... a kind of virtual machine and a protocol to talk to that virtual machine to do things. On the network. Something. I think. Maybe.

I've a PhD in computer science and I'm just not enough drunk to even begin to try to understand that shit.

>> No.11692542

>>11692537
How do I get good at maths?

>> No.11692551

>>11692477
Looks like yet another layer of VM/abstraction, with a whole lot of Not Invented Here syndrome, that theoretically solves a bunch of practical problems, but practically doesn't solve anything.

All done by some young, hip coders from Silicon Valley who are totally down with all the new trends and know how to walk the lingo of the homies.

>> No.11692557

>>11692542
Do them. Pick up a textbook, read the first chapter, do the exercises. If you can do them all easily, pick up another textbook. If you can't do them at all, figure out what you don't know and do that first.

Alternately, if you have a strong enough background, just to go to arxiv.org and do the same thing, but with research papers instead of textbooks.

>> No.11692562

>>11692557
What's a good textbook for someone struggling with high school maths? I need just enough to be able to learn college maths

>> No.11692610

>>11692562
By that I assume you mean "Calculus" and "Complex Analysis". I only have college-level recommendations for those, but the difference is really how rigorous the statements are, and whether proofs are provided.

I thought Fitzpatrick's "Advanced Calculus" was pretty decent, also C.H. Edwards Jr.'s "Advanced Calculus of Several Variables." I don't really know which one I would recommend to look at first, but they both give a very thorough understanding of Calculus. When I used it, some of my classmates mentioned that Edwards was a very dry textbook, but frankly, I suspect they skipped around and read sections without the precedents. This all leads up to Spivak, which is regarded as the "final boss" of undergraduate textbooks, and requires a bit more foundation in high-level algebra.

On the complex analysis front, the classic text is Churchill's "Complex Variables and Applications". I don't have too much to say about this except that there's absolutely no value to buying later editions.

These are undergraduate texts, so they're designed to teach their subjects to students who have passing familiarity with the rules/results and need to learn the foundations, but I think with the help of Wikipedia you can make your way far enough into them to do college level math.

>> No.11692618

>>11692610
Alright, thanks.

>> No.11692630

>>11692618
No problem. By the way, if you don't already know it, wolframalpha.com is a very useful resource, kind of a cross between Mathematica and an online calculator. It's very useful for things like computing integrals (so you can check yourself while you're going through the rote exercises), and if you get stuck and shell out a few bucks, it shows you how to do the integral you give it, using methods that are actually appropriate for humans.

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