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Which 2hu would you go on a date with?

>> No.11679567

Parsee, I would hit on other women in front of her.

>> No.11679571

>>11679567
You're the worst.

>> No.11679573

eirin cause i like intelligent older women.

>> No.11679578
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Sanacute because I want to marry her.

>> No.11679576
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The Futo. Amusement park date for maximum affection.

>> No.11679579
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Okuu, I don't think she's been on one before, so I want to see how she reacts to me treating her like a normal girl. Just imagining her reaction when I tell her how cute she looks makes my heart race!

>> No.11679580
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Dating Marisa would be fun. We could go pick on Youkai, or get drunk off some sake we borrowed from Reimu.

>> No.11679587 [DELETED] 

Can somebody please tell me the appeal of these threads and why EVERY SINGLE REPLY against these threads gets deleted by the janitor?

It's like he makes these threads himself.

>> No.11679593
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>>11679587
Bye bye!

>> No.11679602
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Suwako!
I just hope I don't get stopped by the police.

>> No.11679621

Which one is most like a normal little girl? That's the one I want to go on a date with.

>> No.11679623

>>11679602
Just tell the police that she's older than she looks, wink at them, and slip them a twenty.
They'll understand.

>> No.11679625
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>>11679621

>> No.11679627

>>11679602
You would be the only one who could see her considering she's a goddess and all, so I would be more worried about the men in white coats.

>> No.11679630
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>>11679625
i want to hug Luna so badly

>> No.11679631

Tenshi

>> No.11679632

>>11679580
Speaking of picking on people, who would be the most fun to bully? Cirno seems like the obvious choice.

>> No.11679633

>>11679631
LOL

>> No.11679636

>>11679625
Star fucks on the first date. Most sexual fairy.

>> No.11679637

Byakuren

Our date will go well and we will hit it off but I won't call her back and I will avoid her afterwards.

>> No.11679638

>>11679632
Yuuka, I would like to bully her so much.

>> No.11679642

>>11679632
Cirno would be the obvious choice, as is any fairy, but Rumia and Wriggle could be good options as well.
I would avoid bullying Chen, because you don't want Ran getting mad at you.

>> No.11679643

I'd take Sakuya on a date for evening meal at restaurant because you could actually hang out with her in public unlike some filthy youkai or loli.

>> No.11679645
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>>11679621
Alice likes dolls and normal little girls like dolls.
So probably Alice?

>> No.11679650

>>11679632
I would enjoy bullying Patchouli.

>> No.11679652

Akyu because she's the least dangerous 2hu.

>> No.11679658
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I would date Ran.

>> No.11679664
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11679664

Yamame.

>>11679643
Why can't Sakuya fags get a single sentence out without insulting someone else? Is it because they realize how shitty their taste is?

>> No.11679668
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>>11679664
They're just compensating for something, much like Sakuya.

>> No.11679673

>>11679668
I laughed at Aya crying

>> No.11679676

>>11679664
Its Sakuya hater false flagging.

>> No.11679687
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best date

>> No.11679698

>>11679632
SANAE

>> No.11679702
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>not buying this figure just to bully it

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>>11679676
doubt it. he would have included an image.

>> No.11679719
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>>11679687
Welp, hello new fetish.

I would choose Marisa, except for the fact that I just know we'd get thrown out/arrested anywhere we went due to her kleptomania.

2nd choice Yukari, but we'd get stared at because of the age difference. Besides, she's the stay at home and get drunk type.

>> No.11679749

I like whoever is the sluttiest. Most Touhou characters seem like sluts to me, so I'd like to go on a date with any of them.

>> No.11679761

>>11679749
The sluttiest one is probably Nue.

>> No.11679791
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11679791

I want to go on a "date" with Pachouli where we sit in the library and make awkward small talk while getting drunk.

>> No.11679809

Which touhou would you get into a serious relationship with, knock her up, and leave her after the kid is born?

I would pick Mokou, she seems to take things in stride and won't hold a grudge.

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>>11679791
And then she with another man

are you upset?

>> No.11679848

>>11679809
>she seems to take things in stride and won't hold a grudge.
I haven't laughed this hard on /jp/ in a month.

>> No.11679849
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>>11679847
brb having the best date ever!!!

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11679853

Kagerou, she seems like a pretty classy lady.

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>> No.11679892

>>11679853
but she smells lol

>> No.11679895

>>11679892
smells good, you mean.

Really good.

>> No.11679906
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My initial thought was Yukari, but the age and knowledge difference would be staggering. I'd feel like such a child around her.

I'll settle for Sakuya

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>>11679567

>> No.11679915

>>11679563
The list of those I WOULD not go on a date with would probably be smaller than the list of those I would. Unless you mean list your top pick.

>> No.11680147

>>11679915
I think you meant to uppercase the NOT instead of the WOULD, anon

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11680356

Mystia. I really want to hear her sing, so maybe karaoke, ignoring the fact that there's no place to do that around where I live. Hopefully I'd be able to eat some of her grilled eel and afterwards she'll sing me to sleep at night.

>> No.11681056

>>11679906
>I'll settle for Sakuya

A date with Sakuya would be nice but, You wouldn't get out of sdm alive.

>> No.11681066
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11681066

Udonge, obviously.

>> No.11681070
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11681070

She knows the concept of date unlike other 2hus, so she has a massive head start to begin with. Not that she needs it, with her cheerful disposition.

>> No.11681086

None because I'm objectively a horrible human being and I would hurt them just by being close to them.

It would be the best if they ate me since they are youkai, but my worthless flesh would give them indigestion.

>> No.11681092
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I would help Reimu loosen up

>> No.11681993

Where would you take your 2hu date? I think Remilia would enjoy going to see a play.

>> No.11682108

The one who is not going to eat me

>> No.11682130

>>11682108
Good luck then, you have more chances on winning the lottery.

>> No.11682148

>>11681086
I like the cut of your jib. I would not survive the experience but I would go out with Sakura or Meiling and see if they let me work in the mansion before I'm killed.

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The one who is most likely to enjoy my drunken antics. I'd say one of the oni but I have a feeling it would end with me getting alcohol poisoning from trying to keep up or me breaking my arm after drunkenly accepting an arm wrestling challenge.

>> No.11682262

>>11682202

Why is Suika's hair black?

>> No.11682312
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11682312

As if you really need to ask.

>> No.11682356

>>11682262
Partied too hard.

>> No.11682494

anyone that was willing to be with me...
;_; none....

>> No.11682579

Which ones can convince me to leave the house?

>> No.11682748

>>11682579
The ones you love enough to do so on your own.
And Marisa.

>> No.11682768

I'd pick Reimu, but she's a busy person, so I choose Cirno because she would be a fun 2hu to be around

>> No.11682770

>>11680147
I knew there was something wrong with it!

>> No.11682783

which 2hu gets the most character development in canon?

the only one I can think of is sanae who rants about science and gundam and shit

the others are just tools for the plot

>> No.11682789

>>11682783
Kokoro gets some with the whole dealing with her emotions thing over the course of HM.

Nitori has a big case of character derailment going on right now.

>> No.11682796

>>11681056

>You wouldn't get out of sdm alive.

I'm sure I could work something out with Remi

>> No.11682801
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>>11682783
There was an unusual amount of insight into rinnosuke and his thoughts given the point of view in CoLA

>> No.11682814

>>11682783
Aside from Rinnosuke, I'd have to say Reimu, just because of the sheer amount of works she's been in. Marisa is up there as well.

If you mean character arcs, then probably Kokoro or Sakuya.

>>11682789
You can't derail someone who has little to no character in the first place.

>> No.11682829

>>11682814
This isn't one of the characters with no profile or dialogue who only appears in 1 game.
>but she's unexpectedly shy. She runs away the moment she sees a human.
Now she's suddenly a money hungry jew who looks down on others. For no reason.

>> No.11682838

>>11682829
Character development.
Also Zun needed a character to represent atheism and war profiteers, and Nitori was convenient,

>> No.11682844

>>11682838
Doing a sudden 180 for no reason is not character development. There is nothing being developed here. The old things are just gone suddenly.

>> No.11682847

>>11682844
But maybe it was character development.
She overcame her fear of humans during MoF and SA, and now can showcase her inner greedy jew.

>> No.11682848

>>11682829
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11682850

>>11682848
Zun
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Nitori_Kawashiro/Game_Profiles

>> No.11682849

>>11682848
Her profile obviously. Use that meme right if you want to fit in.

>> No.11682856

>>11682849
B-but that's what popular guys do!

>> No.11682859

>>11682847
That might have worked if she ever had shown that characteristic before. Right now, she is just suddenly really greedy and wants to scam people with masks and betting. Reimu could have pulled that of better. What's next, Merlin returns and know she is a cold blooded killer?

>> No.11682869
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>>11682859
We already have a coldblooded murderer Touhou, though.
And Reimu can't be the jew Touhou because she was busy representing Shinto.
Also that would be out of character.

>> No.11682977

>>11682869
She could be Shinto and yet still worship the Abrahamic God.
We don't know the God of her shrine, but she does get some unbelievable powers from whoever it is even though Reimu doesn't gather faith.

>> No.11684217

>>11682869
>>11682859
We already have Miko as the jewhu.

>> No.11684227

>>11679567
>not insulting other women you pass by under your breath to her

How do you like my mayay arrows /jp/?

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11684256

I'd take Remilia out ballroom dancing!

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I want to go ice skating or hiking with Youmu!

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>>11684227
Good idea. I change my choice to Parsee since I enjoy hating on people so much. We don't even have to be outside to do that. We can stay in and talk shit about people on TV or the internet too.

Somehow I have a feeling that this will result in us one day talking shit about the wrong person and getting our asses kicked.

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I'd go on a date with Tenshi, but I don't know what to do or where to go.
My idea of a fun day is going into a toy store and play with all the things there, visit a pet shop or zoo and look at all the cute animals, eat something tasty for lunch and a sweet treat after that and maybe go to a book store and take a walk in nature if time allows it.
I'm sure Tenshi will like the toy store and the food, and maybe she likes some books or manga so the book store won't be all that boring for her, but I don't know about the other things. She could think the animals are boring and smelly and I don't think she is the type for quiet walks. For her it has got to be something with action after all.

>> No.11684324

>>11679632
Yukarin

>> No.11684336

Orin, with all certainty.

>> No.11684393

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>>11682748

I'd leave my home for Ran-sama and only Ran-sama.

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>> No.11686156

I'd go on a single date with plenty of them. I don't know if I could narrow it down to a single one.
Does this make me a slut
do I need help

>> No.11686229

>>11686156
You are a slut, and it's too late for you to do anything about it.

>> No.11686241

>>11686156
Depends on what kind of dates they are, as there are platonic dates. If you have ulterior motives for more than one of them then you are a very bad girl indeed.

>> No.11689668
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11689668

I'd taken Patchouli to an old book store and buy her lots of books.

>> No.11689969

>>11681066
best taste, tied with ran and meiling

>> No.11689976

>>11682783
it's a tough choice between Mokou and Rinnosuke.

How do you measure character development?

>> No.11690003

>>11689976
>How do you measure character development?
Cup size.

>> No.11690016
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I want to take Okuu to a local festival!

>> No.11690030

>>11684256

Remilia takes YOU out.

>> No.11690036

>>11690030
Not them, but I would be OK with this.

>> No.11690079

>>11689976
Mokou didn't change a bit after first encounter in IN. She just has more detailed backstory and I doubt CiLR changed anyone's perception of Mokou.

>> No.11690084

Aya of course. She is the best after all.

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I'd spend the afternoon on her lap, napping.

>> No.11690496

I have no idea what this "date" thing you speak of is.

>> No.11691243

>>11690202

That's not really a date, anon-kun. Maybe the two of you go to the park and nap there?

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