How do you feel about yukkuris, JP? Do you want to cuddle them and give them all the love their abusive owners don't?

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How do you feel about yukkuris, JP? Do you want to cuddle them and give them all the love their abusive owners don't?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:04:52 2013 No.11668317 File: 413 KB, 1200x830, 1385807506757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:06:07 2013 No.11668319 Why they so... Leaky?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:08:07 2013 No.11668323 File: 255 KB, 1200x830, 1385807573578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11668319 They must have weak excretory control as a part of their already bizarre anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:08:37 2013 No.11668322 I fucking hate it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:09:38 2013 No.11668325 >she lets out happy pee. No sir I don't like it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:10:07 2013 No.11668329 >>11668316 >>11668317 >>11668323 the only decent yukkuri artist

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:10:22 2013 No.11668327 >>11668325 Other pets sometimes let out happy pee

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:11:07 2013 No.11668330 >>11668319 Lolis are usually slippery so these are probably the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:17:22 2013 No.11668334 File: 275 KB, 1200x830, 1385807641960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11668319 Here's something that hints at their internal anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:25:07 2013 No.11668347 File: 220 KB, 472x353, AQN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to kill them!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:27:52 2013 No.11668352 File: 263 KB, 1200x830, 1385807709401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm saddened that more of this is not translated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:28:52 2013 No.11668356 File: 333 KB, 598x284, 1385806648828.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whats with this artist portraying Reimu as so leaky?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:32:24 2013 No.11668366 File: 263 KB, 450x2404, Slowlove_uljp00256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These wretched little things are breeding! Quick, someone spray them with weed killer before they get out of control!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:51:55 2013 No.11668414 >>11668366 Reimu must be the semi-dominant gene over marisa. Unless the chance of it being a specific type is increased by the "mother"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 16:58:56 2013 No.11668438 >>11668366 The life cycles of bizarre fictional creatures can be so unique, creative and interesting

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:01:11 2013 No.11668444 I love Yukkuris! Does anyone know of any Yukkuri onaholes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:09:26 2013 No.11668468 >>11668444 Whats an onahole? An owner-hole? A club for yukkuri owners?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:10:11 2013 No.11668471 >>11668468 A toy for my penis!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:20:42 2013 No.11668505 worst 2hu meme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:22:11 2013 No.11668515 File: 83 KB, 1280x720, 1385850176328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11668505

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:23:56 2013 No.11668521 File: 33 KB, 300x338, 1334859438713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damnit, why did I start reading this http://g.e-hentai.org/g/394722/d61e1c721b/

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:24:11 2013 No.11668524 I don't know what the fuck these are, but they look delicious, can I eat them? :D~ Will they "rub rub" in my belly in a futile attempt to escape as I slowly digest them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:25:11 2013 No.11668525 File: 11 KB, 387x429, 1370468906533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11668521

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:25:56 2013 No.11668526 >>11668468 Onanii-hole. Onanii is a japanization of onanism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:26:12 2013 No.11668528 Yukkuri is stagnated. 5 years of the same old shit and nobody ever comes up with any new ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:28:41 2013 No.11668534 >>11668528 Has anyone ever done an x-ray style look in at the inner anatomy of a yukkuri?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:37:28 2013 No.11668556 >>11668521 why..

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:40:43 2013 No.11668562 I like to do my own kind of rub rub when I read these threads ;^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:40:58 2013 No.11668563 A yukkuri’s main goal in life is to “take it easy”. It holds this above all other needs. It is easy to gain a yukkuri’s trust under the pretense of taking it easy. There are variants of “take it easy”; for example, Chen-types “get it”.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 17:44:29 2013 No.11668570 File: 272 KB, 700x500, 1385851455264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11668562

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 18:29:31 2013 No.11668690 >>11668316 There should be a series where abusive owners mysteriously find themselves in the bodies of yukkuri.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 18:40:31 2013 No.11668702 >>11668524 Probably. They will also say: "why is ich dark jeeeee mommy shabe cute maricha" while you are disgesting them

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 18:41:16 2013 No.11668704 >>11668528 Well, what are your ideas then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 18:45:16 2013 No.11668712 >>11668704 At this point Yukkuri has been so saturated anything beyond the very rigid "yukkuri canon" would be jarring. There's almost nothing that can be done.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 18:48:31 2013 No.11668715 >>11668712 I've seen about 4-5 different ways yukkuris are "born" so i think there's some looseness to the canon. One also needs to explore areas not commonly explored before which requires some level of inventiveness and thought.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 18:48:46 2013 No.11668717 >>11668712 So are most mediums but then again you can always find something good

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 18:51:46 2013 No.11668722 >>11668715 5? Besides mammalian, stalk and eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 18:53:46 2013 No.11668726 >>11668722 There's also the one where they divide in half asexually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 18:54:31 2013 No.11668728 >>11668726 Nah that was only used in like 10 pics

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 18:57:46 2013 No.11668731 >>11668728 >ONLY 10 pics It's in the wiki too though

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 19:04:46 2013 No.11668741 >>11668731 You best be talking about the OYP wiki and not the wikia

Anonymous Sat Nov 30 19:57:04 2013 No.11668826

>>11668712
That's the problem! You need to rebel against the yukkuri establishment! Those disgusting yukkuri scholars in their ivory towers are holding back yukkuri progress! So go! make whatever crazy yukkuri fanfic you want and break as many of the conventions as you can! Do it for the future of yukkuri!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 20:33:24 2013 No.11668899 Post Yukkuri Kasen taking it very easy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 21:09:54 2013 No.11668967 I wish to give gentle love and care for Yukkuris. I also wish to make love to them gently. I wish I could lick a Yukkuri butthole and pattycake (pattycake is a euphemism for vagina)

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 21:12:55 2013 No.11668974 >>11668329 Agreed

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 21:13:24 2013 No.11668976 >>11668967 Wow thems some strange wishes there. Good luck to you sir.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 21:14:54 2013 No.11668981 >>11668334 I would lick their cute anyaru and mamu mamu clean~

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 21:16:26 2013 No.11668983 File: 130 KB, 259x251, _pugshocked.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11668981

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 21:17:12 2013 No.11668987 >>11668983 >>11668976 I am pretty sure I am the only one who fantasies about making gentle and sensual love to yukkuri

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 21:20:26 2013 No.11668990 >>11668987 The logistics must be a nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 21:27:43 2013 No.11669005 I want a Udonge yukkuri. It would teach me to love again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 21:29:59 2013 No.11669012 >>11668990 Yeah, I am pretty sure any kind of art like that is virtually nonexistent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 21:38:43 2013 No.11669034 >>11668987 Does kimeemaru count? Because I find her more attractive than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 21:41:28 2013 No.11669044 >>11668524 > :D~ Consider suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 22:05:58 2013 No.11669110 >>11669044 /jp/ is a bully-free zone enjoy your stay kudasai!!~~

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 22:07:58 2013 No.11669118 >>11669110 It's not bullying if the nerd can't take it easy. It's valid advice in this case.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 05:23:38 2013 No.11670006 File: 86 KB, 543x600, A PTSD kinda feel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11668521

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 05:33:27 2013 No.11670017 >>11668316 Depends. Are they abusive towards other yukkuris and humans. Shitheads get executed while the good ones take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 05:39:27 2013 No.11670024 My SimYukkuri keep on getting green colored bruises why is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 05:41:01 2013 No.11670029 >>11670024 Mold. Kill the infected now before they kill all the others!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 05:49:11 2013 No.11670044 >>11668334 Worse than a fuckin' kid. Jeezus. Anything requiring that much attention better be able to pull a plow when it's an adult. NOTE: Pikachu's commonly just scoot their ass on the dirt after a poo

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 06:06:00 2013 No.11670079 What is the best Yukkuari sim /jp/?

Anonymous Sun Dec 1 06:27:14 2013 No.11670114

>>11668316
"The average "adult" Yukkuri is about the size of a basketball, but there is no actual limit to their size. A Yukkuri the size of a basketball will weigh about 7 pounds (3 kg). If the Yukkuri has enough food, it will continue to grow, reaching a diameter of 2 meters or more. Newborn Yukkuris are usually the size of a small tomato, though they can be as small as a cherry if they're born prematurely. Sometimes, a Yukkuri may grow to become a Dosuyukkuri, which is generally seen as the leader of a Yukkuri group and several times larger than an average human."
from yukkuri Wiki
>hmmmm...Any1 ever saddle break 1 of these critters?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 07:21:33 2013 No.11670181 >>11668352 >>11668334 >>11668316 why is koreimu always pissing herself, god damn

Anonymous Sun Dec 1 10:34:45 2013 No.11670466

>>11670114
>a Dosuyukkuri, which is generally seen as the leader of a Yukkuri group and several times larger than an average human

Holy shit. Do they grow aged beards in their old age and give advice to the younger yukkuri too? Take it eeeajy, youngin'

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 10:36:45 2013 No.11670468 File: 178 KB, 1389x800, 1385912202945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11670114 TAKE IT........EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSY!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 10:57:17 2013 No.11670515 >>11668528 Like the original serie

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 11:00:47 2013 No.11670519 File: 338 KB, 800x1000, 1385913638419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Osa Yukkuri masterrace reporting in

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 11:05:47 2013 No.11670529 File: 180 KB, 1389x800, 1385913931135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11670114 EEJI AINT FREE

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 11:51:20 2013 No.11670666 Yukkuris are like a mixture of hamsters and kids with down's syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 12:12:53 2013 No.11670704 >>11670468 >>11670529 Damn, I remember that vid. Is that farmer Guts, by the way?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 12:15:08 2013 No.11670714 >>11670466 Hell, 4 all we know they ride around in scooters in Chinese Walmarts. >3m.+diameter >Bounces as a means of locomotion OK... gonna need: >whip >chair >gun >10m.+ mecha at least at THAT age, they wipe their own butts. I hope.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 12:17:23 2013 No.11670716 >>11670704 Yep, just rewatched the vid a few moments ago. Good stuff, if a little fast paced. But then again, it's farmer Guts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 12:19:53 2013 No.11670720 Is this the ``take it easy'' thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 14:29:32 2013 No.11671100 File: 34 KB, 257x160, Remiria.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11670720 Yes. Come in and TAKE IT EASY!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 14:36:16 2013 No.11671120 File: 368 KB, 850x917, 1385926563414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some say if you go back to where it once was, you can still hear UnderReimu taking it easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 15:37:20 2013 No.11671309 >>11671120 Must be hard to take it easy with all that weight on your head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 15:41:35 2013 No.11671314 >>11671309 That's the final phase, Like Buddhism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 15:49:51 2013 No.11671330 >>11671309 >>11671314 So it's like it is such a content yukkuri that nothing can stop it from taking it easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 20:04:20 2013 No.11671883 >>11670114 I've heard of a bean bag sized one whose owner would sometimes sit on her. Also of a dosu who had a human child riding on her hat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 20:06:36 2013 No.11671892 >>11671883 There are also "Alice Knights". Humanoids/dolls riding an alice type.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 20:08:06 2013 No.11671905 File: 1.53 MB, 1500x2011, 1385946535603.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11671892 I have seen those though not read about them

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 20:29:07 2013 No.11671963 >>11668521 I don't get it, why did the shellmaricha die?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 20:29:52 2013 No.11671960 >>11671905 So. cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 20:52:09 2013 No.11672034 >>11668521 kiriraitaa is a monster

YUKKURI OOVER Sun Dec 1 21:21:27 2013 No.11672078 [DELETED]

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I WANAN FUCJ. A YUKKRUINSO BAD YOU HAVE NO FIEA UHOW KUCH OU LOVE THE SOFTNESS OF YAUKRURIIN AND THE PLAYFULNESS OF ONE, IT IS MYNDREAM TO FUCK A YUKKURI I WANT TO FUCK A FEIMU YUKRUI AND A MARISA TUKRUII AND A YUKARI AND A YUYUKO AND A REIMJ AND A REIMU AND A SANE SANE SANAENAND REEEEEISENNNNN AND WOW INOOVR YUKKRUIN THEIR SOFT BEAN PASGE TURNS ME ON SO MUCH, YUKUREINRYRURONEURKRIRIJE LOVE IT WHEN THEYNGO AHEGAOOOOO SO LEWD WHEN THEY GO LICK LICK RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB A DUB DUB THREE YUKKIR S INA. TUB WOW YUKKURI GO MAN

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 21:49:12 2013 No.11672149 >>11671905 Kawaii. Is this the new easy thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 21:53:12 2013 No.11672155 They're not real

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 21:57:27 2013 No.11672163 >>11672155 Neither is your love life (lol).

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 21:58:28 2013 No.11672167 >>11672163 Your love life is (not) real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 22:15:59 2013 No.11672213 File: 122 KB, 800x600, chage id eajy shitty human.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Dec 1 22:18:44 2013 No.11672223

>>11671963
Too weak to move, especially considering her shell accessory was too heavy for her to move.

Yukkuri have a tendency to dissolve in standing pools of water (depending on the artist's propensity for gore). Tiny pools of yukkuri piss aren't usually enough, but sit one in it for a few hours and it'll weaken enough to fall apart on its own.

Shell maritya was a spoiled brat anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 22:19:59 2013 No.11672225 >>11672213 Whats the story behind these dirty yukkuri?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 22:37:45 2013 No.11672268 >>11672225 Haa, the artist, is insane.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 22:37:59 2013 No.11672269 >>11672225 Very easy

Anonymous Sun Dec 1 22:55:44 2013 No.11672320
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Poor girl. Her parents must really hate her. That disgusting deibu face is exactly the kind you want to set on fire. I'd skip the usual torture and just go straight to burning that fucker! It's the only way to be sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 22:59:19 2013 No.11672331 Why are they so fascinating?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 22:59:49 2013 No.11672335 >>11672269 Took it too easy and now they can't clean themselves?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 23:00:49 2013 No.11672338 File: 140 KB, 1280x960, 1383783355390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11668322 Say it ain't so

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 23:13:36 2013 No.11672371 I'd make my Yukkuri go hard and push it's limits. There's no time to take it easy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 23:19:35 2013 No.11672389 >>11672371 What is the opposite of a yukkuri? Would it constantly be saying, "Get the lead outta yer ass! Get a move on!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 23:28:35 2013 No.11672416 >>11672389 An irukkuy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 23:48:20 2013 No.11672456 File: 186 KB, 1250x1720, img6367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11669044 >>11668521 >>11668525 not depress enuff, anon... see this su http://g.e-hentai.org/g/517064/eb74fae02a/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 00:16:20 2013 No.11672498 I've just done a bit of reading on these yukkuri things and its got me wondering... Why has no one done a tommy chong one of these or the dude from that lebowski film, just anyone that generally takes life slow and easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 00:25:35 2013 No.11672503 >>11672498 Perhaps they feel it wouldn't be well known enough to elicit a response in the western-yet-Japan-centric culture of places like /jp/. A lot of us probably only rarely watch western movies or TV.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 00:31:51 2013 No.11672518 >>11672503 That makes a good deal of sence, still it would be mildly funny to see one with the whole hippy thing going. Might even try drawing that myself if I can get up the gumption

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 00:48:05 2013 No.11672544 >>11668323 You really have to wipe it's ass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 00:59:35 2013 No.11672562 >>11671883 no, I meant the bigger ones. They would likely be good draft animals if u raised em from a yukkurilet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 01:05:50 2013 No.11672572 Why has there been no kiri update in a month? can't take it easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 01:18:05 2013 No.11672597 >>11672544 Only when they're babies, usually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 01:23:35 2013 No.11672609 >>11672562 >trying to put a horseshoe on a yukkuri and have it haul a plow You're welcome to try but I think only a dosu would have the strength for that and you can't just raise them to order.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 01:25:20 2013 No.11672615 >>11672544 just use a warm moist cloth. it's only beanpaste anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 01:43:20 2013 No.11672653 >>11672572 He will be back soon. He always takes some months in between

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 01:47:20 2013 No.11672660 I really, really can't stand Yukkuri abuse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 01:58:36 2013 No.11672676 >>11672660 Lol nub

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 02:14:05 2013 No.11672704 >>11672660 I wonder if Yukkuri are tasty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 02:20:51 2013 No.11672719 >>11672704 They are manjuu, so yes. Youmu ones sound particularly tasty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 02:29:36 2013 No.11672735 File: 510 KB, 848x480, w.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11672719 I'll eat them all up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 05:39:26 2013 No.11672976 What's the pixiv tag for yukkuri abuse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 05:53:27 2013 No.11672989 So I just finished reading kiriraitaa's works that are translated whelp i'm done

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 06:53:16 2013 No.11673070 >>11672615 Wait so they excrete bean paste? Isn't that their blood?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 06:54:15 2013 No.11673071 >>11672660 I don't quite get why people would want to abuse such a cute creature either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 07:01:45 2013 No.11673083 >>11672660 >>11673071 ...it's like, how some people would torture rabbits or something. Only it's more exciting because they say shit so its easier to understand how upset they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 08:14:34 2013 No.11673220 >>11673083 But only sociopaths torture rabbits

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 09:02:52 2013 No.11673298 it's hard not to hate them when people draw them pissing and shitting all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 09:20:52 2013 No.11673331 File: 348 KB, 800x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Abyuse is my LIFE

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 09:51:39 2013 No.11673373 >>11673298 But I like when they piss and shit. I wish they would poop all over me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 10:08:40 2013 No.11673391 The route yukkuri have taken as an internet meme both makes me laugh and lose faith in all humanity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 10:12:39 2013 No.11673396 Would you guys abuse and torture a human being if you could get away with it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 10:20:09 2013 No.11673407 >>11673391 What the hell are you talking about, nerd? It is as it has always been.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 10:22:39 2013 No.11673415 >>11673407 I just mean how it went from some bad AA to cute art to oh these things are annoying let's torture them. Not saying this is new or anything, it just sums up human nature and groupthink in a very strange way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 10:28:24 2013 No.11673428 >>11673415 You are ignorant. Yukkuri have been cute/torture bait since the dawn of time. Makako and DOS made sure of that, back when God laid foundation to the Earth.

Anonymous Mon Dec 2 13:06:10 2013 No.11673693

>>11673070

They're made of it inside but the lore isn't really clear on its function. I think of it as muscle i.e. contractile and capable of storing energy. When it's expired or whatever it migrates to the anus to be expelled rather than just being broken down by phagocytes like with real cells.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 13:18:24 2013 No.11673718 File: 80 KB, 750x600, 1319163487768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11673396 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 13:57:05 2013 No.11673807 >>11668826 oh god this is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 15:16:08 2013 No.11673899 >>11672456 Fuck you.. Why is the ratio of sad yukkuri stuff greater than the happy one? Does anyone have some happy stories?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 15:26:10 2013 No.11673911 >>11673298 Keep in mind their piss is sugar water and their shit is red bean paste

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 15:27:11 2013 No.11673914 >>11673391 What route would you have them take then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 15:30:40 2013 No.11673923 >>11668316 Hmm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 15:32:11 2013 No.11673930 >>11673899 Nope. They must suffer and cry for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 16:15:26 2013 No.11673981 >>11673899 I too would like some happy slice of life style yukkuri stories

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 16:21:56 2013 No.11673989 I wonder how that guy who did the original SJIS art feels about all this crazy shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:56:32 2013 No.11674106 >>11673899 problem is, you cant do much with happy stories. Drama needs something to happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 18:01:17 2013 No.11674116 >>11674106 Slice of life exists. Also you could have a heartwarming dramatic tale of a wild yukkuri adventure which ends happily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 21:44:44 2013 No.11674476 >>11674116 there are lots on oyp

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 03:10:19 2013 No.11674887

>>11673070
Bean paste is their blood, their muscles, and their brain, all in one (some stories have their "brain" being a hard, (candied?) "paste core" in the center). Abuse artists sometimes depict yukkuri as being incredibly forgetful, saying this is due to them pooping out their memories. Literally, their poop is bean paste that has run past its expiration date, and that paste contains old memories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 04:13:05 2013 No.11674962 >>11674887 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:09:25 2013 No.11675331 >>11674887 What beautiful, intriguing creatures.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:37:58 2013 No.11675394 They're disgusting, but torture is somehow even worse. It would probably be better if they had never existed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:20:33 2013 No.11675488 >>11674962 >>11675331 >>11675394 jissousekis are far more disgusting an abusable! http://orz.gurochan.net/lit/archive/1227136933

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:46:04 2013 No.11675672 I just want a Maricha to refresh with

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 15:57:58 2013 No.11675996 >>11668319 Well rats mark their territory by urinating, maybe they're rodents.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 18:59:36 2013 No.11676350
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I was just feeling a tad bored so I whipped out my synthesizer for old times' sake.

"I know, I'll play a C major scale!"
*Do-re-miiiii-fa-so-l-l-la-tee?-do?*
"Wait a minute..."
*Do-mi*
"Wait, no..."
*Do-re-mi-so*
"Hang on, that's not it..."

I feel like an old person with Alzheimer's or something. It's tragic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:17:50 2013 No.11676791 File: 728 KB, 1024x599, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well then...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 07:06:50 2013 No.11677595 >>11675672 >>11676791 r u not refreshed?!??!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 10:48:28 2013 No.11678029 File: 566 KB, 1018x601, YS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gitgud

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 22:46:07 2013 No.11684989 which is your favourite yukkuri /jp/?

Anonymous Fri Dec 6 22:51:22 2013 No.11684997

>>11668316
I'm having a hard time differentiating between these yukkuri pictures and those autistic deviantart ones where moltres takes a shit all over the floor and Justin has to eat it up.

They probably have the same root cause. So I don't like them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 00:20:13 2013 No.11685107 >>11672989 Anyone interested in yukkuri should read this story, it's a great take on it with a lot of interesting world-building. https://sites.google.com/site/yukkurifanfics/home/series/raising-badged-yukkuri/chapter-0-prologue

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 00:32:30 2013 No.11685143 >>11674116 >>11673981 >>11673899 Here you go, happy stories http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/40478 http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/1115

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 00:55:16 2013 No.11685176 >>11678029 >yun yun! this ish poison!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 01:05:45 2013 No.11685202 File: 26 KB, 300x323, 1383881894381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11668521

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 01:07:02 2013 No.11685204 >>11684989 reimu

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 01:08:18 2013 No.11685207 >>11685143 all i get is a 30x999999 image how the fuck can i enjoy this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 01:12:32 2013 No.11685212 Lets share yukkuri with /v/ they need to take it easy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 01:17:17 2013 No.11685222 >>11685212 No one gives a fuck about your board

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 02:07:19 2013 No.11685287 >>11685212 /v/ is deibu and cant take it easy at all

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 02:37:04 2013 No.11685323 >>11685107 I hope it isn't another abuse tale

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 02:39:34 2013 No.11685327 >>11685207 Not him but click on size under statistics

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 02:42:49 2013 No.11685332 >>11685143 Nice thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 02:51:05 2013 No.11685342 File: 572 KB, 800x1925, 1372841233252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 02:57:49 2013 No.11685353 File: 415 KB, 900x1350, 1362719756866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 02:59:04 2013 No.11685356 >>11685353 Whoever thought of adding bodies to yukkuri, and how do the bodies grow? It seems like one of the former defining traits of yukkuris was no body

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 03:28:35 2013 No.11685412 >>11685356 Because the original yukkuri were based on forum ASCII art of the characters, with the original unbodied one simply being the most popular.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 09:23:44 2013 No.11685954 >>11685356 Sometimes you want to fugg more than a mamumamu

>>	としあき Sat Dec 7 09:30:44 2013 No.11685974 File: 164 KB, 371x350, nb www1352395503620.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11685353 >>11685353 >>11685353

Anonymous Sat Dec 7 10:34:04 2013 No.11686141

>>11685356
Apparently, it is done by yukkuri in order to survive and adapt. Besides being able to use tools, they also get a boost in intelligence, and thus seem "nicer" than normal yus.

Shithead bodied yukkuris are very rare. I think the most common bodied yukkuris are Aya (more often than not with an ultra hot body) and Reisen types.

>>	Anon Sat Dec 7 12:38:41 2013 No.11686391 >>11672498 >>11672518 Psst. John Lennon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 12:51:42 2013 No.11686424 >>11673396 CIA would. A person is justified in getting what he or she gives, and that's not just for bad things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 02:04:56 2013 No.11691079 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttAkG56ZEc&feature=youtu.be

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 04:32:08 2013 No.11691330 >>11668319 They are living onaholes

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:22:20 2013 No.11692721 >>11673396 No there's no joy in that sort of thing for me. But then I wouldn't torment yukkuris either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 22:20:40 2013 No.11693433 >>11668316 Weird I was just reading about these yukkuri things and this thread pops up

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 22:34:41 2013 No.11693455 File: 22 KB, 256x192, yukkuri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] take it easy jaypee~

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 00:20:14 2013 No.11693620 File: 189 KB, 1011x571, refresh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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