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Daily Did You Know : the Moon is the only place in the world allowing you to take a single picture containing every human being (given you have a delayer on your camera).

Take a bunch o' them before we start colonizing Mars !

>> No.11665956

>>11665942
What about the ISS?

>> No.11665961

Because people all stand perfectly still in cloudless areas for hours so that your ultra high-res camera can get them?

>> No.11665963

>>11665942
Is that your wife?

>> No.11665971

All this science shit bothers me. I know I'm just atoms and people just see me as light in the visible spectrum and stuff, but in recent years it's becoming very creepy.

What if someone took a photograph of me from a light-year away when I was in the garden naked last year? What's stopping anyone from creating a camera with a flash that can pass through clothing and expose my underdeveloped genitals?

At some point we're going to get over all these privacy/taboo issues, but we live in the absolute worst time to be experiencing them. You'll be an oppressed martyr 200 years from now for keeping those child pictures on your hard drive, but right now you're fucked.

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11665979

Speaking of space, comet ISON didn't get destroyed by its trip near the sun and will be most visible to the naked eye around the middle of December.

Go find a loli and have her watch it with you! You can snuggle up together in one jacket if she's cold, and you can share some hot chocolate!

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>>11665963
I wish. That's never gonna happen.

>>11665971
A flash able to pass through clothing and expose your body? That's called a solar eruption. And it hurts.
I don't think X-ray can be considered as a flash, by the way. But what do I know?

>> No.11666136

>>11665979
I have always thought celestial bodies move in an ellipse. The orbit from December onward doesn't look like an ellipse at all.

>> No.11666428

What if someone never leaves their house? What if I'm at the very top of the north pole?

>> No.11666598

>>11666136
It's just our point of view.

>> No.11666630

>>11665942
>the Moon is the only place in the world
moon isnt on earth

>> No.11666644

>>11666630
#rekt #schooled

>> No.11666737

>>11666644
Sik numbers dude

>> No.11666759

>>11665942
Actually, with a sufficiently long delay you could just walk/fly/sail/etc around the world yourself and just hold your camera up to everyone. On the other hand, you can't get people in houses or under clouds or otherwise covered from the moon.

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>>11666737

Stop stealing my meme dude.

>> No.11666880

>>11666770
Nice mask. Where can I purchase one?

>> No.11667229 [DELETED] 

>>11666880

purchased this

*wipes out dicks*

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>>11666770
i only fapped to this one image and came in about 30 second

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>>11667309

such speed! congrats

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Moon a shit.

>> No.11667383

>>11667309
What is there to fap exactly? She's not that bad but fapping on her is a bit...

>> No.11670542
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11670542

Toyohime's a shit.

>> No.11670551

>>11667358
Didn't Roshi destroyed the moon?

>> No.11671365

>>11670551
The Dragonballs brought the moon back.
Are you even trying, newfag?

>> No.11671369

>>11667383
her legs

>> No.11672573

>>11665979
ISON initially made it past the sun but faded to nothing on the way back out. It will no longer be visible.

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11672625

remove tides

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Delete Moonbitches

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>>11672658
>yukari

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Since the other thread will be erased, here is my weekly reminder that Yorihime is my favourite touhou.

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