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Mazacon a best.Lolicon a meh. Yuricon a meh.Siscon a shit.
all motherfuckers should just die
>>11662421You wanna fight nigga? I'll beat your smelly neet ass, you pussy bitch, I bet you wouldn't even look in my general direction if you saw me IRL, let alone say that shit to my face fukken bitch made nigga
>>11662412There's nothing motherly about Yukari.
mazacon is the most freudian fetish
>>11662427but there's definitely something grandmotherly about her.
>>11662421DIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE MOTHERFUCKERS STILL FOOLDIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE MOTHERFUCKERS STILL FOOLDIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE MOTHERFUCKERS STILL
>>11662433That was fast work. GJ dude
>>11662427this is why these threads shouldn't be about touhous
>>11662427She raised Ran, so she's motherx2
>>11662444She's a useless youkai that sleeps all day and only exists to fuck with people and have fun at their expense. All while Ran does all the work for her. Not very motherly.
>>11662454Yukari-sama is not a youkai!
Scary post-marriageable age youkai.
>>11662467Most 2ndary thing I've heard all year
I never got the appeal of this fetish. Maybe it's because my own mother isn't attractive.
>>11662640are you fucking squidding me
>>11662642I get why people might like it, I just don't get why so many people do.
>>11662644In 2D it is, just like lolicon is
Maza is the way nature was meant to be, anything else in insane, you insane living beings, reject the plain board chests and accept the oppai, Oppai is life, Oppai is love!
>>11662433She looks kinda moldy.
>>11662652You're not even making any sense anymore.
>>11662661When you're older you'll understand
>>11662467I'm certain she is, dude.
>>11662667the adult lady of lewd omen
Incest a shit.
>>11662671You mean my wife.
>>11662689Nice to meet you, my cuckold.
>>11662690She's sleeping on my bed right now. Sorry but I'm used to /jp debauchery this won't be very interesting.
Liking mature women is a sign of immaturity!
>>11662693You know she has gap powers, right? She's enjoying a nice bareback with me as we speak.
>>11662699I'm looking at her right now. I'm not really into RPing either, I just felt to need to point out she was a youkai.
>>11662701>I'm not really into RPing eitherAnd yet you keep doing it.
Why would you want old saggy tits and a baggy vag, when you have lots of fresh, fertile, cute pettan lolis to choose from in Gensokyo.
>>11662706I have a dakimakura. She is sleeping on my bed now is a fact. The wife thing is my delusion.
>>11662710just like Suwako?
>>11662710>fertile>pettan lolisDoes not compute.
>>11662715The youngest girl that has given birth was 5 years old. Apparently age does not matter when it comes to pregnancy.
>>11662743I bet you'd like to repeat the feat, huh?
>>11662710>saggy tits and a baggy vagBecause I like that more than anything else.
I want to be around a barefoot Yukari.
>>11662748Not quite.I am not the one you answered to. Just sharing the knowledge of such a foul deed. I failed to mention that such a thing can be quite deadly to the child-mother.
>>11662784>pregnancy>yukari>gapsDoujin idea: dude doesn't want to become a dad so he fucks Yukari in the butt. Yukari opens a gap from her anus (or maybe his urethra) to her vagina so that his creampie ends up in there.
And a cat is fine.
>>11662800Already done, I believe, but it involved her mouth instead of her ass.
>>11662800I've seen this done in a Raildex doujin.
>>11662808I am not that much of a smutmonger to remember a doujin out of hundreds. Just search for yukari, blowjob and pregnant in sad panda.
>>11662829I demand you correct this guy as well >>11662800
2hu moms are old and busted
>>11662838your mom's old and busted :DDD
>>11662855hahaha fug :DDDD
>>11662859Atago a love
>>11662838>>11662859>>11662867Please stop posting this shit, it endangeres Touhou domination.
>>116628842hu time is over
If you don't watch your health, Eirin will have to take matters into her own hands!
>>11662838>>11662859>>11662867>>11662893Are these cancolles? Mecha musumes are pretty cool. I remember going to an MM imageboard back when OS-tans were popular.
No actual mazas in this thread yet.
>>11662959Disgusting. Flabby tits and arms.
best kaa-chan artist coming through
>>11662966You complain about that and you call yourself a mazacon? You're not a mazacon at all, you just like young pretty girls with perky big breasts. For shame.
>>11662977I like beefy boss sow ladies.
>>11662966Disgusting. Tumours on stomach and a party hat sticking out of the forehead.
>tfw life is not a murakami novel>you will never be a young 20-something feeling the soft warmth of a late-30s- to 40s-year-old woman while facing confusing and nightmarish circumstances
>>11662985>implying you don't want the party hat inside your urethra
>>11662990>implying I would ruin a party hat instead of selling it for 2bil
>>11663009Stop oni poaching today. Buy paper party hats instead!
>>11663009I used to farm nats and wanted to buy a party hat but then I got bored and quit.
I want to meet a mature single mother and do lewd things with her and then when we get married and she gets tired of doing lewd thing she'll let me do lewd things with her loli daughter!
>>11663062Personally I'd prefer blackmailing her into a threesome with her loli daughter and then forcing her to clean your dick still dripping with her daughter's pussy juices and virgin blood, with her mouth.
Janny got mad, too lewd for /jp/ I guess.
>>11663109/jp/ isn't lewd at all anymore, if you can't even post lewd text.
>>11663116oh no, how will this thread survive without one guy blogging about his extremely specific fetish
>>11663120If they're going to start banning "low quality posts," they might as well close /jp/.
but i like mazas and lolis and yuris and sisus
>>11662454So she's just like /jp/?
>>11662896No, don't touch me there, even if you're my (step) mom! I can wash it by myself!>Ararara Anon-kun, you splashed me! Time for mommy to take off her top
>>11662784wow, it's like transylvania meets the rio grande there, huh
What the fuck is a maza?
>>11663583"Mazakon" is a slang word that refers to a "mommy complex" or mother fetish, as well as to material that caters to it, or to people who have said complex/fetish. Analogous to the word "lolicon."Also, siscon a shit.
>>11663600siscon is the best con.
>>11663602Wrong. And the OP agrees with me, so don't bother him about it.
I'm cryingwhy doesnt my mom love me
>>11663616'cause you forgot to order her beloved husband a "cyber monday" or whatever it is? I dunno.
Is fazacon a thing?
>>11664047From what I gather it's pretty similar to an internet. But I have no idea, really.
Eirin is a better god
Great. I've seen Yukari's feet and now I have to masturbate.Are you happy?
>>11664214She will only help if you call her mommy.
>>11664205second best hag
>>11664315do 3d girls get turned off if you call them mommy?I dont think a girlfriend would like my fetishes..
I love the old hags
>>11664345Only one way to find out
>>11664345That is something you would discuss with her. 3d girls are just as kinky as 3d guys. There's a very high chance some would get off on that.
Can Mami be my mommy?
>>11664468That picture. Wow.
>>11664468Mami doesn't get drawn like that enough
Mazacon sounds like an aztec ruin
>>11662743The South American girl who gave birth at five had experienced an unnaturally "precocious puberty", and the pregnancy was the result of her father raping her.The son she gave birth to was told she was his sister. They didn't let him know the truth until he was grown.Incest a shit.
>>11664031Why is mommy so beautiful?
>>11665768Aww, you're just saying that to be nice...
>>11666547I'm gonna squeeze up in those giant milkbags!
>>11664205Eirin isn't a god.
>>11662838>>11662867>>11662893Looks more like an older sister than anything.
What are the characteristics of each Touhou mom?
The thought of being in a relationship with a woman who already has children seems odd to me, at least at this age, and thinking about my own mother just seems gross. I prefer to fantasize about somehow being stuck in a living situation where I'm under the care of an older, lonely, single woman who, as a result of such, constantly succumbs to psychosexual desires to be nurturing and abuses and exploits me to satisfy them, insisting she's my mother while forcing me to suckle her breasts lest I be out on the street.
>>11671515mom is sexy!
>>11662644only on /jp/
I would find it very arousing if my mom was a towering height!
>>11662412>Oedipus complexa great way to spot late virgin.
>>11672973not liking women with big tits and hips is a great way to spot a faggot ;)
>>11670112I want to unwrap my present.
>>11673139yeah man fucking nerd ;)let's go back to >>>/soc/
Why is there not a single work of this guy scanned yet?
What about mothers who cannot look after themselves. Isn't that cute?
Yukari's bare feet.I want to worship.
me on the left
Somehow it doesn't surprise me that a group of neets want to fuck mommies. Its still pretty kimoi.
>>11673455This is a REALLY GOOD image
>>11674448Not really, it's average at best.
At last 4chan is back. Time to post 2hu moms
>>11670020This is important
>>11670020They are all bitches, if you contradict them they will shoot multicolored lasers and small suns at you, alcoholics, some of them are foul mouthed, others are demons or have betrayed the Emperor.
>>11675392Wow, look how fat they are.
>>11675754Only Reimu is fat there
>>11675807they're both pretty fat, dude...
>>11675810What's wrong? Can't handle a real woman?
>>11675392Reimu as a burly mexican housewife
>>116751352hus that I want to make into moms.
>>11675824What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?
>>11675995>strongIs Yuugi an adult enough touhou for this thread?
>>11676005She's more of a mid 20s type of Touhou
>>11662784A /tg/-er passing by, do you have more of those?
Must drink from her
>>11676028I'd make her into one, if you catch my drift.
>>11676068you do that
Which do you choose?
>>11676165I can't pick just one...
>>11676165Thats the same guy who draw girls with giant futa dicks?
>>11676172eyup. And Seikon no Qwaser
>>11676165Oh gosh. I love this artist.
>>11676165Eirin - Scientist momByakuren - Superhero momYuyuko - Age-regressing momKanako - Yakuza momYukari - ???
>>11676222I want to kiss...
>>11676165>宇宙海賊ママOh yes, these are great. Incidentally, reading through a game with one.
What would life be like if Haman/Kanako was your mom?
>>11662838>he likes crapcollelaughing tohoes.mov
>>11676562Things would be different around here...
>>11676626Don't worry, opinions from people who can't 1CC normal have never counted and never will.Let the bads enjoy their casu-colles
>>11662412stop making these threads you oedipus fucks
>>11676759What if i can't even 1cc easy but i don't like kancolle?
>>11676768Then practice to show your dedication to Gensokyo.
>>11676772What if I can only 1CC PCB, and have no opinion on Kancolle?
>>11676165I like androids and I like mamas but I don't like that android mamaI'll go with loli mama
>>11675981A-all of them?
>>11676762>waaaah where's my 1000th Youmu thread
Would you cry on mommy's lap?
>>11677736These guys have the right idea. /jp/, you should strive to show your mommy at least as much love.
>>11677867I've done it a lot.
>>11678592the only hag that I would fuck is Yukari because she doesn't look like a hag, the others hags are just disgusting, hag fuckers pls go...
>>11678610You have shit taste
>>11678615fuck off, Yukari is a nice girl,
Yukari is a grandma!
>>11678716A seductive grandma.
pookari!because she smells like shit
Anon-kun, come wash my tail~
>>11678722I can't decided whether I hate of love this picture.
>>11679286R-Right away aunty Mamizou
>>11678974Yukari knows how much sticky sperm you've made for her
>>11679286Who the fuck are you, fat smelly hag?
>>11679286Mamizou is arguably one of the best Touhous.
>>11679286I'm putting it in, consequences be damned.
>>11679377Does someone say penis or is it supposed to be a sfx?
>>11679377is this the one where she gets a pen0s?
>>11679386Anon, she wants you to put it in. She asked you to wash her tail in a very suggestive position.The only possible consequence us happiness.
>>11679407You're describing the majority of her Hdoujins
>>11679472Byakuren reminds me more of an older sister than a mom.
>>11679472What an unattractive face and body. Disgusting. more flat mommies
>>11679495What a hideous face and body. Horrifying.more boobs
I see no Touhou moms in this thread. Zero.
>>11679501You wanna fight about it, nerd?
>>11679472Byakuren has the best everything
>>11679511Hina is a mother.
>>11679534>clone childrenNo thanks.
>>11679537what is the child of a faceless penis supposed to look like
Hina wouldn't be a good mother. She would never stop spinning long enough to breastfeed or give birth.
> you will never get married to ran and help her raise chen
>>11662412They call it Mazacon, but all they actually want is huge boobs. Disgusting
>>11680598There's another thread for that. Breastfeeding is an integral part of motherly characteristics anyways.>>11676381
So is this fetish about mother fucking or just mature women in general?
>>11683894jippy can't tell the difference anyway
>>11679335It's OK to be gay anon, we support you!
>>11687386I wish my mom would support me no matter my choices.
Buxom is best
>>11683894>mature womenI'm in for this.
Mazabondage is bestMore curves to tie up, and such
Can't believe nobody posted Okuu's warheads.
>>11689975Not old enough to be mazacon by /jp/ standards.
Eirin > Yukari
Ribbed Sweater Maza!
Very booby girls!
Playtime with mommy!
>>11689945what about mom tying you up and punishing you?
>>11687386But Mamizou is like a canon futa, it'd be gay to have sex with her.
>>11689975That's not canon.
>>11702723Kanako plays DOTA!
>>11662412>Siscon a shit.Ｓａｙ ｔｈａｔ ｔｏ ｍｙ ｆａｃｅ ｂｌａｃｋｕ ｐｉｇｇｕ
>>11705138League of legends is a bad game
>>11705153Both are terrible shit.
who Tides of Blood here?
what do you just fap to still images of 2hu all day?
>>11705957Only to my favorite Touhou
>>11705916you mean like that old wc3 map?
>>11662412The only 2hu who can legitimately be accused of motherhood is Suwako
>>11706258Suwako is the only canon PARENT. Not even a parent, but ancestor.Never said anything about being a mother.
Which Touhou's mommy pudge would you poke at?
>>11662988I can do without the latter but god I need the former.How do I find one?
>>11706258>>11706302Isn't Seiga potentially a mother?
>>11707906She's based off a Chinese figure who had a husband, but we don't really know.
>>11662412I don't get this whole mazacon thingAll the art for it is just huge, fatty chicks, not motherly qualitiesWhat's so interesting about smothering yourself in fat? And how is it any different than being a chubby chaser? It baffles me, honestly
>>11708165You know, when I was 16 ,my mom told me, that there are 2 types of men - the ones who like the slim ones, typical sluts with silicon tits, and the ones who like chubby girls. I lold, because I could not believe that someone would ever like a phat gurl, back then. Now I'm 22, and the only thing I want and I find sexy, are the typical mazacon cute girls with fat bellies and saggy tits.
>>11708208So that is the appeal? I thought mazacon was just a chubby-chaser in denial kind of thing, but I guess it comes with it.It's not really something that everyone can explain though, like any fetish. also there must be a 3rd type at least because lolis aren't accounted for
>>11708165>>11708229how normie can you be
>>11708351>pedophile>normieI know this is /jp/ but holy shitMilfs are normie as fuck, though
>>11708567Loli is the official fetish of normies though, has been for a while now. Just check /a/.Well, I'm sure you don't need to considering your green text posting style.
>>11708165>>11708229If you actually read through the fucking thread, you'd realize there's like 1 or 2 fat chick posts.
>>11708208>the only thing I want and I find sexy, are the typical mazacon cute girls with fat bellies and saggy tits.Odd, I was really into them and now those exact same things turn me off.
>>11708208Mazacon girls aren't cute, they're sexy. And they aren't girls, they're sexy.
>>11708165my mother rejected me at a crucial time in my teenage years and now i have an oedipus complex
>>11713297Chen found Ran to replace her mother, anon.I hope the same happens to you.
>>11716017Mommy, I've been very naughty... I think I need punishment.
>>11708208>Now I'm 22, and the only thing I want and I find sexy, are the typical mazacon cute girls with fat bellies and saggy tits.I am in the same boat as you. Skinny girls just dont have that same "wife" aura.
>>11716017I like the big brows frumpy housewife look, but she's just 2fat4me.
>>11716017I want to nuzzle my head between her belly and lap.
i like my yukaris with doughy midsections. I want to kiss her tummy whine she whines about it making her feel fat.
>>11716147That sounds really nice.Why was my childhood so loveless.