[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 499 KB, 500x281, 1339267816398.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11658940 No.11658940[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What are you cuties gonna do for this December?

>> No.11658944
File: 120 KB, 442x444, 1329373435470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11658944

....

>> No.11658942

masturbate

>> No.11658951
File: 114 KB, 600x600, 1335075478656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11658951

>>11658944

>> No.11658952

>>11658942
With loli and lots of it!

>> No.11658957
File: 311 KB, 700x600, 1336990339754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11658957

I want to open a portal ;_;

>> No.11658959

Learn Kanjis seriously. I'm being dead serious here, I'll do it !

>> No.11658963

The same thing I do every month

>> No.11658965

>>11658963
Trying to conquer the world?

>> No.11658969

>>11658952
Masturbate with loli? Do you mean you're going to find a loli and masturbate with her? Something like mutual masturbation? You sit in a chair and she sits on your bed and you both masturbate? Something like that? Isn't that illegal?

>> No.11658968
File: 107 KB, 1280x720, 1328726990407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11658968

become a top idol

>> No.11658981

>>11658969
I will make her masturbate my dick with her vagina.

>> No.11658996

>>11658969
>Isn't that illegal?
When you think about it, it's sort of funny that simply WATCHING is illegal just because she's a loli.

With time it'll be illegal to even look at one in the street if you're a male or something.

>> No.11659008

>>11658996
What if a loli went out in the middle of Times Square and began to masturbate? Would everyone there be charged with a crime?

>> No.11659013

>>11659008

Why not. We already have by far the highest incarceration rate in the world.

>> No.11659028

I haven't had a goal in a while so maybe I'll do something.

>> No.11659034

I will finish the short story I'm writing. I'm sure I will get this one finished this time!

Who am I kidding here? I'm just going to drop it when it gets 30-pages long

>> No.11659040
File: 422 KB, 700x800, 1337314133689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11659040

>>11659028
g-ganbare

>> No.11659062

Sob on the side of my bed

>> No.11659063

>>11658965
Snark

>> No.11659084
File: 72 KB, 500x375, sob on the side of the bed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11659084

>>11659062
like this?

>> No.11659092

>>11658940

pic related

>> No.11659135
File: 630 KB, 807x1000, 1379759214986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11659135

I'm going to resign from my job, never masturbate the whole month and then cum as soon as the new year comes

>> No.11659138

Any cute /jp/sie girls want to spend New Years together? ; _ ;

>> No.11659145

>>11659138
>cute /jp/sie girls

that's an impressive number of contradictions in just three words

>> No.11659148

>>11659138
Girl or boys, won't we all end up spending New Year together?

>> No.11659153

>>11659148

/jp/ can't even manage to celebrate new years on the same hour

all alone, anon

>> No.11659156

>>11659153
Isn't the feeling enough?
I want to try it again this year. Even if it's impossible.

>> No.11659160

>>11659138
Only if you're also a cute /jp/sie girl. And we can make cute /jp/sie cakes while wearing cute /jp/sie clothing.

>> No.11659162

>>11659084
Is she okay?

>> No.11659171

>>11659138
I'll save some alcohol for new years

Although we'd have to decide which timezone to celebrate it on

>> No.11659174

>>11659162
No she died

>> No.11659175
File: 565 KB, 500x284, sayaka crying&smiling_1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11659175

I'm gunna be visiting my family! It's going to be really fun and exciting, and definitely won't remind me at all about how far we've drifted apart as the currents of life swept us each into our own direction!

I promise I won't cry as hard this time when I get back and remember when my brother and sisters and I were young and start to wonder why we only see eachother single digit-times a year nowadays!

Recalling that in the age of information the only reason you have to not stay in touch with somebody is if you don't want to won't affect me at all this time!

I promise..!

>> No.11659187

IDK what I'm doing next month, but right now my mom made muffins so I'm eating them.

>> No.11659186

>>11658957
You can come over to my house and play video games if you want.

>> No.11659189

>>11659034
Can I read it?

>> No.11659194

What is your new year's resoluton /jp/?

>> No.11659199

probably post on /jp/ like every other month of the year

>> No.11659204

I'm considering jumping off a bridge of christmas, but that's not very original, so I probably won't.

>> No.11659210

>>11659204
Go head first

>> No.11659211

>>11659204
Do a flip

>> No.11659213

>>11659189
Of course! That would be wonderful.
But I don't know how to contact you...

>> No.11659214

>>11659186
can I come too?

>> No.11659216

>>11659213
Email field.

I didn't think you'd let me.

>> No.11659218

>>11659214
Of course you can, sweetie

>> No.11659219

>>11659218
Do you have goldeneye on N64?
We could play that all night in the dark

>> No.11659221

>>11659219
Yeah. I have Perfect Dark too if you want to play that as well.

One of my controllers is kind of shitty, but I'll use that one.

>> No.11659222

>>11658940
visit parts of asia!

>> No.11659226

>>11659221
I can bring a controller
And a second shittier one. the analogue sticks on those things just goes.

Or we could emulate, I can bring at least 3 controllers to play goldeneye emulated.

>> No.11659228

>>11659226
I'd be down for that. We could play any number of things. By my last count I have upwards 2200 games on my computer. We could just roll and RNG and spend the night trying to beat some random game.

>> No.11659230

>>11659213
pls respond

>> No.11659232

I'm going up to Sapporo and checking out some Ainu history shit in a couple of weeks.

I might go to an onsen and try to get my dick wet without paying for it too.

>> No.11659234

>>11659228
Ah that sounds like fun
Shame it's impossible to actually do this

>> No.11659236

>>11659230
Sorry for that.
Don't worry, it will take awhile but I will email you.

>> No.11659240

>>11659234
We can dream.

We could go to some 24-hour grocery late at night when there aren't many people in and just load up on snacks and alcohol (if you're into that).

>> No.11659244

Having fun in December with /jp/.

>> No.11659245
File: 792 KB, 1050x1225, 1380513287137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11659245

studying, like always

>> No.11659247

>>11659240
And condoms, right?

Just kidding. As for alcohol, we should just have a little. Just enough to keep the night fluid.
Nibble on snacks, stay up all night, shout at whoever picks boris, living the high life.

>> No.11659254
File: 489 KB, 812x850, kagami_computer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11659254

>>11659247
Could you imagine though?

>> No.11659257

>>11659254
I don't understand

>> No.11659263
File: 145 KB, 1100x750, 21793585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11659263

>>11658940
I'm not cute

>> No.11659265

>>11659263
You're cute inside, anon.

>> No.11659269

>>11659263
You're, like, mega-cute

>> No.11659271

>>11659257
same

>> No.11659279

>>11659263

On the internet, nobody knows you're not cute!

>> No.11659280

>>11659279
Well now we know :^)

>> No.11659284

>>11659230
Done.

>> No.11659285

>>11659263
I actually just jo'ed to you. No lie.

>> No.11659287 [DELETED] 
File: 993 KB, 250x250, 1385538666627.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11659287

I'M PROBABLY GUNNA HANG OUT WITH A FRIEND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES

L.M.A.O I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

>> No.11659292

Working to make money. In fact I start my new job today.

>> No.11659299 [DELETED] 
File: 125 KB, 480x640, 1384933692409.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11659299

any reason to keep my Mag after my Mag Prime is done?

>> No.11659301 [DELETED] 

>>11659299

this isn't /wfg/ at all!

>> No.11659302

>>11659292
Do you work at the mint?

>> No.11659325

Probably masturbate. I haven't done that much this November. I'm waiting for Kedakaki 3 to come out so I can just fap to that. I'm not sure if it's going to be worth it though. Usually when I fap after awhile of not doing so the orgasm sucks. I might have to fap once before I finally fap to the thing. Kind of ruins the whole point of this though.

I hope it snows a lot when Winter comes around.

>> No.11659331
File: 985 KB, 713x1000, 1383659360925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11659331

Cry a lot because it's the happiest time of the year but I don't have any friends to spend it with anymore. Plus climate changes killed snow over here, it's depressing to look outside and see the cold, white winter sky but no snow, just asphalt everywhere.

I've also decided to give learning how to draw a go. Maybe if I get good I could make money drawing cute girls doing cute things! That would be the best life.

>> No.11659345

>>11659331
>I've also decided to give learning how to draw a go

Bro, do you even NEET?

>> No.11659347

>>11659331
Why would it be the happiest time of the year? I don't understand how a time of the year that makes lonely people miserable could ever be the happiest time of the year

>> No.11659350

>>11659345
No. Tell me what I must do. I already added drawing to the list.

>> No.11659362

>>11659347

Please stop Anon, You're making me want to sleep and not wake up.

>>11659345

Don't worry, I'll probably give up after an hour, two at most.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action