/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You're trapped on a deserted island alone with the idols from idolm@ster. Which do you eat first? Which do you save for last?

[Anonymous No.]

It's like I'm on /a/ and /v/ at the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

I want it to be like pic related: Harem Edition.

In real life this would be Lord of the Flies and I'm Piggy.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I just Chihaya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11653944
That should be /jp/'s slogan.

[Anonymous No.]

>deserted island

They're called desert islands. ``Desert'' used to have a more general meaning than ``sandy wastes'' or whatever it is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11653952
I am Simon because I have epilepsy.

[Anonymous No.]

I save Yukiho for last. I need her fit enough to dig the escape tunnel

I eat the twins first. After all, there needs to be enough to co around, and Chihaya doesn't have much meat on her.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife has extremely good survival skills so we'll have no problem gathering food and all. We'll get out of there alive.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't eat one, I have too many mouths to feed. They would gang up on me if I tried to eat them or it would become a battle royal between us all.

I'd rather just eat coconuts and build my harem.
I would use Azusa, Takane, and Chihaya to breed with first. Azusa and Takane because they are hot and fertile, and Chihaya to make the rest of the idols insecure so they will want to fuck me too.

And then I will start an idol contest on the island for food and pit their singing skills against each other for my own amusement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11654134
>They would gang up on me if I tried to eat them or it would become a battle royal between us all
And they wouldn't if you tried having sex with them? White boy please

[Anonymous No.]

>>11654134
>I can't eat one, I have too many mouths to feed.
And you think creating even more mouths to feed is going to help you with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11654104
Well autismmaster, your "wife" will be the first one getting fucked in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd eat Iori or Chihaya first and save the PF girls for last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11654150
If there are natives around then we wouldn't have a problem getting food or we could just kill them. Either way, it would turn this into a exotic island vacation trip with me fucking Hibiki crazy in a hammock until a ship arrives to pick us up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11654158
You ain't gonna do shit, you sperglord.

[Anonymous No.]

Mission Accomplished!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyidfl_MaEE

>>11654150
Fallen hero, we salute you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11654166,1
Not even banned, don't worry LMAO!!! Let's shit another thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11654166,2
How about we dump otaku-related images in the Kigurumi thread? The image limit is 150 per thread, imagine how mad the janitor will be.

[Anonymous No.]

No fun allowed. I hope you like dead babies, janitor, because that is what I'm proxy spamming all over /jp/ later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11654166,3
HOW ABOUT WE DUMP AKB48 GIRLS IN THE H!P THREAD AND VICE VERSA? THEY WILL FIGHT EACH OTHER!

This is going to be epic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11653971
Yeah, ``deserted'' implies that it was once occupied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11654166,3
>Janitor
Heh. The only mad one would the psycho kig mod who I am sure is one of the sickest guys on the board. Moreover there is a high chance that you encounter him at this time of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11654166,7
Well, let's see then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11654166,7
Kigmod doesn't even del offtopic that much he just posts kigs. He doesn't seem to legit care about the board even if he'll argue on ghost about it. He's definitely sick but I would bet he doesn't even clean the kig threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11654166,9
Sure thing, he's probably the subhuman commander.