I want to adopt Houjou Satoko.

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Anonymous Sun Nov 24 10:10:03 2013 No.11650297 [Reply] [Original]

I want to adopt Houjou Satoko.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 10:17:02 2013 No.11650318 Is this Alice? It doesn't look like Alice, but it looks like Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 10:20:47 2013 No.11650331 File: 129 KB, 550x753, 119298539017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11650318 It's lupus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 04:20:41 2013 No.11655638 File: 159 KB, 449x566, 1385457626182.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satoko is love. Satoko is life. Fuck Rika.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 04:22:13 2013 No.11655643 File: 29 KB, 333x400, 1102500778_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 04:24:43 2013 No.11655644 File: 122 KB, 600x597, 1385457869788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 05:24:24 2013 No.11659124 File: 139 KB, 698x1000, Hi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 05:41:39 2013 No.11659169 I want to marry her uncle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 05:46:55 2013 No.11659185 File: 309 KB, 600x800, 1377415005052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry her hairstyle as depicted in the accompanying image.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 07:27:43 2013 No.11659352 I want to tell her that Niinii had his brain dissected because of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 07:57:13 2013 No.11659373 I want to put things inside her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 08:05:46 2013 No.11659380 I want to push Houjou Satoko off a cliff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 08:13:01 2013 No.11659391 >>11659169 He's already taken by that gal. Can't remember her name.

Anonymous Wed Nov 27 08:14:01 2013 No.11659392
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>>11650318
I always thought she looked Satori, both got the same hair, and hair band, both their names got sato in them
Not to mention in the first Higurashi intro they did this artsy fartsy shot of Satoko with inverted colors, and she had purple hair and a blue dress

Anonymous Wed Nov 27 08:35:33 2013 No.11659422

>>11659391
"The Slut", as a proper noun and with the article, will suffice as long as it is clear from the context that we are not talking about Shion.

If that won't work, remember Rena's real name: Reina. Rena took the 'I' out to get the icky out of her when she left the icky Ibaraki. Rina, a whore and killer, is all icky, that's why her name is Rina.

(There used to be a FAQ on the website where Ryu had to confirm that Rina was not a a misspelling of Rena, but I can't seem to find it right now.)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 08:37:19 2013 No.11659426 >>11659422 "Rina the Slut" will do. Shion isn't a slut. She's a creepy sadist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 08:41:03 2013 No.11659439 File: 133 KB, 524x646, 1192627358873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 08:44:18 2013 No.11659444 >>11659422 Okay, I found it. The bastards hid it with an obscured URL at http://www.07th-expansion.net/faq.htm . But anyway, it says that Risa(Tomitake's real name) is not Rina(The Slut's real name). I apologize for my ignorance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 08:50:33 2013 No.11659454 I remember having a picture of Satoko being spanked in a Higurashi parody, but I can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 09:27:48 2013 No.11659530 Satoko is love. I just want to protect her. The poor thing had even worse childhood and family than I did. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 09:32:48 2013 No.11659544 File: 140 KB, 758x900, 1385562758032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satoko's smile is a miracle. It makes me happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 14:06:21 2013 No.11659998 File: 243 KB, 849x473, what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11659544 Satoko's smile is a magnet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 14:12:36 2013 No.11660014 >>11659998 Yes, it attracts people to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 14:16:06 2013 No.11660021 File: 7 KB, 283x255, 822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11660014 Smile attracts people? Let me try ! A-am I doin it rite, Anon-kun?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 14:28:52 2013 No.11660059 I want to be her nini no matter what!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 14:29:07 2013 No.11660060 File: 45 KB, 213x192, 1385579761613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11660021

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 14:30:08 2013 No.11660065 >>11659998 >>11660021 >>11660060 EPIC mootles sticky this shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 15:50:59 2013 No.11660197 I want to take Satoshi's virginity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 15:53:44 2013 No.11660202 File: 23 KB, 305x479, SatokoTrap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 23:51:41 2013 No.11661347 >>11660202 That's going to blow up in her hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:59:42 2013 No.11663590 >>11661347 I'd like to blow up in her hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 02:43:20 2013 No.11664410 >>11663590 I'd like to blow up in her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 09:20:26 2013 No.11664860 >>11664410 I'd like blow her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 09:23:26 2013 No.11664861 I'd like some blow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 09:27:26 2013 No.11664867 File: 124 KB, 450x361, tumblr_l7i85j7fdr1qzg3o9o1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11655638 しね

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 14:30:57 2013 No.11665358 >>11664860 I'd like her to blow me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 14:33:42 2013 No.11665363 Alice thread?

Anonymous Fri Nov 29 14:35:27 2013 No.11665367 [DELETED]

The most ironic part is that I'm the reason that I hate warosu now.

I tried posting anonymously but everyone just accused everyone else of being me or people used my name to post. I even left for 2 months and you faggots were still talking about me daily when I came back.

I'm a literal, unironic cancer. The only choice is to follow the path of Lt. Ripley and Arnold by killing myself, but there's no melting metal furnaces around here.

Le sigh.........

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 14:39:57 2013 No.11665373 >>11665363 Higurashi > 2hu

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 15:40:17 2013 No.11665515 >>11664867 死ね！！

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 17:27:55 2013 No.11665800 File: 755 KB, 800x1200, 1118680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 17:33:10 2013 No.11665811 Huh, how did end up /jp/? Anyway so would I t: Funland

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 17:37:25 2013 No.11665821 Satoko needs semen or she'll die! Are you man enough to give her semen?

>>	ヘンリエッタ !b.iTP1Qti. Fri Nov 29 18:02:41 2013 No.11665877 >>11665821 Too late I gave it all to nipah, she needs it more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 18:12:25 2013 No.11665909 >>11665877 henry pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 18:50:14 2013 No.11666011 >>116 Who gives a shit if Rika dies? She'll rewind time and be back to life in a week. Fuck Shion instead. She desperately needs a cock inside her before she goes nuts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 04:24:28 2013 No.11667002 >>11666011 I'll fall on that grenade to save you guys!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 23:51:36 2013 No.11669337 Would Satoko do anal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 30 23:57:51 2013 No.11669344 >>11669337 Please stop sexualizing Satoko.

Anonymous Sun Dec 1 00:35:54 2013 No.11669398

>>11669337
Abused girls with no positive male role model are often very easy to psychologically manipulate. She's has a stuttering idiot for a brother, gets harassed and taunted by a delusional cop, she gets hit on by a maid fetishist with very little respect for human life, she has a stupid thuggish brute as a guardian, her best male friend likes to shoot little girls in the face, she is ostracized by her village who'd stick her head on a pike if it would please some old cunt, and on top of that, she has the murder of her parents hanging over her head for the rest of her life.

So yes. Give her just a little bit of positive attention for even just a second and she'll submit to your most despicable fantasies and violent abuse. Go ahead, pat her on the head and tell her you love her, then convince her that Rena and Rika are bad for her and keep them separate, maybe show her the wonderful world of a hard drug or two. In six months you can have her turning tricks in Roppongi for you until she gets strangled and Yakuza covers it up. Then she can finally be at peace.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 00:40:39 2013 No.11669403 >>11669398 I don't want her turning tricks...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 01:09:56 2013 No.11669447 >>11669398 >you can have her turning tricks They aren't tricks they're traps you fucking moron. How many times have we been through this? SATOKO DOES TRAPS, NOT TRICKS. Traps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 01:12:41 2013 No.11669454 >>11669447 Satoko turns tricks with traps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 01:21:56 2013 No.11669477 File: 613 KB, 642x479, trick not trap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11669447 She has too much class for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 01:25:56 2013 No.11669493 >>11669447 >SATOKO DOES TRAPS L-lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 02:00:59 2013 No.11669577 >>11669477 I'd show her my little entrapment. You know she's curious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 02:04:30 2013 No.11669587 >>11669477 Why is she wearing flesh-colored boxing gloves?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 02:06:14 2013 No.11669595 >>11669587 Those are tumors and she's very sensitive about them. I bet you haven't even read the novels. Go back to the Umineko threads you retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 02:08:00 2013 No.11669603 File: 66 KB, 640x480, 1221010357339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11669587 How rude!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 02:09:29 2013 No.11669605 File: 359 KB, 746x945, 1242438726859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 21:55:27 2013 No.11672159 If only !Nipaa0mi0. were still around

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 22:13:29 2013 No.11672204 >>11672159 His trip is probably just banned. He is still responsible for every rika post

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 1 23:48:20 2013 No.11672458 >>11672159 He didn't care for Satoko or the other Rikas, so good riddance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 19:17:56 2013 No.11676372 Satoko!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 19:48:41 2013 No.11676436 I want to throw chairs at her. >>11672159 He's gone? He was always a fun poster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 05:14:41 2013 No.11677463 >>11672159 >>11676436 He still shitposts in certain other boards. Or perhaps some other rikafaggot cracked the trip, I wouldn't know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 06:14:45 2013 No.11677534 Satoko is a murderer. Just reminding you guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 20:14:32 2013 No.11679285 >>11677534 Yes, but she's a cute murderer. Besides, the victims had it coming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:24:54 2013 No.11679541 Ryu confirmed in an interview that Satoko is not a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:46:56 2013 No.11679575 >>11679541 Please don't tell lies that might hurt others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 23:22:44 2013 No.11679649 >>11679541 citation needed

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 23:48:16 2013 No.11679700 >>11679649 It was right before the tweet where he announced WTC 5 and after the tweet where he admitted that BT's death was a hoax.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 04:30:56 2013 No.11680118 >>11679700 Oh, so he tweeted it earlier today?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 22:15:12 2013 No.11687778 >>11679541 >Tatarigoroshi Satoko is not a virgin Fix'd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 22:24:28 2013 No.11687789 Would /jp/ lick Satoko's armpit sweat?

Anonymous Sun Dec 8 06:09:11 2013 No.11688498

>>11687778
Remember that feeling of awfulness during that child abuse statistics TIP (with miserable-Satoko in black and white in the back ground), where the sexual abuse part runs over to a new screen and concludes the TIP, giving it emphasis?

It was almost as bad as when Rena called K1 a pervert who did bad things to little girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 17:01:11 2013 No.11689899 I would fuck the ANAL PROLAPSE out of Sextoko.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 17:31:29 2013 No.11689940 >>11687789 I'd lick the sweat off her feet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 17:33:29 2013 No.11689942 >>11688498 Rena's hairy pussy is a miracle of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 16:25:31 2013 No.11692573 Never quite understood why Hanyu was unable to just follow Tomitake the night he was supposed to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 23:22:42 2013 No.11693547 >>11692573 Because she doesn't actually exist. She's just a symptom of sever Hinamizawa syndrome.

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