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I want to adopt Houjou Satoko.

>> No.11650318

Is this Alice? It doesn't look like Alice, but it looks like Alice.

>> No.11650331
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>>11650318

It's lupus.

>> No.11655638
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Satoko is love. Satoko is life.

Fuck Rika.

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>> No.11659169

I want to marry her uncle.

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I want to marry her hairstyle as depicted in the accompanying image.

>> No.11659352

I want to tell her that Niinii had his brain dissected because of her.

>> No.11659373

I want to put things inside her.

>> No.11659380

I want to push Houjou Satoko off a cliff.

>> No.11659391

>>11659169
He's already taken by that gal. Can't remember her name.

>> No.11659392
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>>11650318
I always thought she looked Satori, both got the same hair, and hair band, both their names got sato in them
Not to mention in the first Higurashi intro they did this artsy fartsy shot of Satoko with inverted colors, and she had purple hair and a blue dress

>> No.11659422

>>11659391
"The Slut", as a proper noun and with the article, will suffice as long as it is clear from the context that we are not talking about Shion.

If that won't work, remember Rena's real name: Reina. Rena took the 'I' out to get the icky out of her when she left the icky Ibaraki. Rina, a whore and killer, is all icky, that's why her name is Rina.

(There used to be a FAQ on the website where Ryu had to confirm that Rina was not a a misspelling of Rena, but I can't seem to find it right now.)

>> No.11659426

>>11659422
"Rina the Slut" will do.
Shion isn't a slut. She's a creepy sadist.

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>> No.11659444

>>11659422
Okay, I found it. The bastards hid it with an obscured URL at http://www.07th-expansion.net/faq.htm . But anyway, it says that Risa(Tomitake's real name) is not Rina(The Slut's real name). I apologize for my ignorance.

>> No.11659454

I remember having a picture of Satoko being spanked in a Higurashi parody, but I can't find it.

>> No.11659530

Satoko is love. I just want to protect her. The poor thing had even worse childhood and family than I did. ;_;

>> No.11659544
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Satoko's smile is a miracle. It makes me happy.

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>>11659544
Satoko's smile is a magnet?

>> No.11660014

>>11659998
Yes, it attracts people to her.

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>>11660014
Smile attracts people? Let me try !

A-am I doin it rite, Anon-kun?

>> No.11660059

I want to be her nini no matter what!

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>>11660021

>> No.11660065 [DELETED] 

>>11659998
>>11660021
>>11660060
EPIC

mootles sticky this shit

>> No.11660197

I want to take Satoshi's virginity.

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>> No.11661347

>>11660202
That's going to blow up in her hand.

>> No.11663590

>>11661347
I'd like to blow up in her hand.

>> No.11664410

>>11663590
I'd like to blow up in her.

>> No.11664860

>>11664410
I'd like blow her.

>> No.11664861

I'd like some blow.

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>>11655638

しね

>> No.11665358

>>11664860
I'd like her to blow me.

>> No.11665363

Alice thread?

>> No.11665367 [DELETED] 

The most ironic part is that I'm the reason that I hate warosu now.

I tried posting anonymously but everyone just accused everyone else of being me or people used my name to post. I even left for 2 months and you faggots were still talking about me daily when I came back.

I'm a literal, unironic cancer. The only choice is to follow the path of Lt. Ripley and Arnold by killing myself, but there's no melting metal furnaces around here.

Le sigh.........

>> No.11665373

>>11665363
Higurashi > 2hu

>> No.11665515

>>11664867
死ね！！

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>> No.11665811

Huh, how did end up /jp/?
Anyway so would I
t: Funland

>> No.11665821

Satoko needs semen or she'll die!

Are you man enough to give her semen?

>> No.11665877

>>11665821
Too late I gave it all to nipah, she needs it more.

>> No.11665909

>>11665877
henry pls

>> No.11666011

>>116
Who gives a shit if Rika dies? She'll rewind time and be back to life in a week.

Fuck Shion instead. She desperately needs a cock inside her before she goes nuts.

>> No.11667002

>>11666011
I'll fall on that grenade to save you guys!

>> No.11669337

Would Satoko do anal?

>> No.11669344

>>11669337
Please stop sexualizing Satoko.

>> No.11669398

>>11669337
Abused girls with no positive male role model are often very easy to psychologically manipulate. She's has a stuttering idiot for a brother, gets harassed and taunted by a delusional cop, she gets hit on by a maid fetishist with very little respect for human life, she has a stupid thuggish brute as a guardian, her best male friend likes to shoot little girls in the face, she is ostracized by her village who'd stick her head on a pike if it would please some old cunt, and on top of that, she has the murder of her parents hanging over her head for the rest of her life.

So yes. Give her just a little bit of positive attention for even just a second and she'll submit to your most despicable fantasies and violent abuse. Go ahead, pat her on the head and tell her you love her, then convince her that Rena and Rika are bad for her and keep them separate, maybe show her the wonderful world of a hard drug or two. In six months you can have her turning tricks in Roppongi for you until she gets strangled and Yakuza covers it up. Then she can finally be at peace.

>> No.11669403

>>11669398
I don't want her turning tricks...

>> No.11669447

>>11669398
>you can have her turning tricks
They aren't tricks they're traps you fucking moron. How many times have we been through this? SATOKO DOES TRAPS, NOT TRICKS.

Traps.

>> No.11669454

>>11669447
Satoko turns tricks with traps.

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>>11669447
She has too much class for that.

>> No.11669493

>>11669447
>SATOKO DOES TRAPS
L-lewd.

>> No.11669577

>>11669477
I'd show her my little entrapment.

You know she's curious.

>> No.11669587

>>11669477
Why is she wearing flesh-colored boxing gloves?

>> No.11669595

>>11669587
Those are tumors and she's very sensitive about them. I bet you haven't even read the novels. Go back to the Umineko threads you retard.

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>>11669587
How rude!

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>> No.11672159

If only !Nipaa0mi0. were still around

>> No.11672204

>>11672159
His trip is probably just banned.

He is still responsible for every rika post

>> No.11672458

>>11672159
He didn't care for Satoko or the other Rikas, so good riddance.

>> No.11676372

Satoko!

>> No.11676436

I want to throw chairs at her.
>>11672159
He's gone? He was always a fun poster.

>> No.11677463

>>11672159
>>11676436
He still shitposts in certain other boards. Or perhaps some other rikafaggot cracked the trip, I wouldn't know.

>> No.11677534

Satoko is a murderer. Just reminding you guys.

>> No.11679285

>>11677534
Yes, but she's a cute murderer. Besides, the victims had it coming.

>> No.11679541

Ryu confirmed in an interview that Satoko is not a virgin.

>> No.11679575

>>11679541
Please don't tell lies that might hurt others.

>> No.11679649

>>11679541
citation needed

>> No.11679700

>>11679649
It was right before the tweet where he announced WTC 5 and after the tweet where he admitted that BT's death was a hoax.

>> No.11680118

>>11679700
Oh, so he tweeted it earlier today?

>> No.11687778

>>11679541
>Tatarigoroshi Satoko is not a virgin
Fix'd.

>> No.11687789

Would /jp/ lick Satoko's armpit sweat?

>> No.11688498

>>11687778
Remember that feeling of awfulness during that child abuse statistics TIP (with miserable-Satoko in black and white in the back ground), where the sexual abuse part runs over to a new screen and concludes the TIP, giving it emphasis?

It was almost as bad as when Rena called K1 a pervert who did bad things to little girls.

>> No.11689899

I would fuck the ANAL PROLAPSE out of Sextoko.

>> No.11689940

>>11687789
I'd lick the sweat off her feet.

>> No.11689942

>>11688498
Rena's hairy pussy is a miracle of the universe.

>> No.11692573

Never quite understood why Hanyu was unable to just follow Tomitake the night he was supposed to die.

>> No.11693547

>>11692573
Because she doesn't actually exist. She's just a symptom of sever Hinamizawa syndrome.

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