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11650039 No.11650039 [Reply] [Original]

Dame, anon-san! You have a waifu!

>> No.11650043

>>11650039
Exactly. My waifu is the only girl in that folder...

>> No.11650045
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11650045

feel when waifu is 3d pig

>> No.11650047

I don't have a waifu actually.

>> No.11650052

Move, censoring bitch.

>> No.11650056 [DELETED] 

>>11650045
Do you fuck? Tell us in details.

>> No.11650063

>>>/a/

>> No.11650064

>>11650056
Please do not make him talk about 3D gross stuff here. Go to /r9k/ or something if you really want to know.

>> No.11650083 [DELETED] 

>>11650064
I like when people talk about how they have sex.

>> No.11650083,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11650056
>>11650083
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.11650083,2 [INTERNAL] 

janny is a virg

>> No.11650092

>>11650064
I'm gonna take your post and rephrase what you're trying to say. Alright, ready?

This is you and your post: "le epic 3dpd memey lol 3d is disgusting but r9k likes it but im a 2d purist"

>> No.11650098
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>>11650092

>> No.11650107

>>11650098
refer to >>11650063 please

>> No.11650108

>>11650092
A way to rephrase it would probably be, "please don't blog about your real-world relationships in /jp/."

>> No.11650112

>>11650108
A way to rephrase it would probably be, "please don't blog."

>> No.11650113

>>11650092
It looks epic meme to newfags like you.

>> No.11650114

>>11650108
Why not? What is this thread about and how is it /jp/ related? Is blogging about 2d relations permitted?

>> No.11650115

>>11650108
It's not blogging if someone asks you to do it, retard. It's called telling a story.

>> No.11650117

>>11650115
That's like saying that if somebody starts a blog thread with a question, none of the people replying are actually blogging.

>>11650114
It's about porn and 2D character love. I think. It's hard to tell.

>> No.11650119

>>11650117
>It's about porn and 2D character love. I think. It's hard to tell.
And is that otaku culture?

>> No.11650120

>>11650119
>And is that otaku culture?
I'm not an otaku expert. Don't ask me.

>> No.11650124

>>11650119
Of course it is.

>> No.11650130
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11650130

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

>> No.11650141

>>11650130
Post Keine, newfaglet.

>> No.11650147
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>>11650141
did you know this meme started out with suwako?

>> No.11650164

>>11650130
>Japanese culture only
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture

ok

>> No.11650166
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>>11650130
>scholars of Japanese culture

But when we can talk about Japanese culture if it always get deleted?

>> No.11650207

>>11650112
But it specifically says >3D gross stuff,
which implies that it's okay to talk about it as long as it's contained to two dimensions.

>> No.11650959

I dont have porn in my computer
All porn is online anyways so its useless

>> No.11650962

Does anyone else ironically name all their folders to obvious things?

>> No.11650963

>>11650207
That's a good rule of thumb.
I don't come to /jp/ to be reminded of real life. I actually don't know why I come to /jp/, but I mean I'm pretty sure it's not for that.

>> No.11650965

>>11650130
>>>/int/

>> No.11650967
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>>11650963
>I actually don't know why I come to /jp/
I never thought about this. I don't know why either.

>> No.11650973

You may block the mouse, but I still have a keyboard

>> No.11650985

>>11650973
Then she'll plaster herself over the folder. You can select it if she's in the way!

>> No.11650989

I always saw that picture the other way around. Like, the mouse is pushing her towards/into the porn folder, where she doesn't want to go.

>> No.11651003

So has anybody here considered tulpa-ising their waifu? I've always found it pretty distasteful but would it be so bad if the person indulging in it tried to keep a firm grip on both their fantasy and reality at the same time? I'm sure that if somebody trained their mind enough they'd be able to tulpa-ise their waifu without losing their sanity, and that wouldn't be so bad would it?

>> No.11651019

>>11651003
Go ahead and try it then. If it works then come back and inform us.

>> No.11651034

>>11651019
I'm not very sane to begin with but I suppose I will, then. Wish me luck.

>> No.11651037

>>11651034
I will anon. For your sake and for my sake too as I too would like to hold my waifu in my arms

>> No.11651127

As if someone could tell her about this... But I don't find porn even a slight pleasurable.

>> No.11651162

Is it true that married people still masturbate?

>> No.11651170
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11651170

It's pretty sad to see the /jp/ of today, mostly /a/ cross-posters, seriously discussing ``waifus'', something we used to ridicule in the past. I guess that image macro is very appropriate (ironically, it was meant as comedy as well).

>> No.11651197

The porn doesn't specified is 2d or 3d.

>> No.11651202
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>>11651170
>implying

>> No.11651203

>>11651170
How naive. Everyone on /jp/ has a waifu. We just pretend not to because then it's fashionable to talk about it through a layer of irony. Next you'll be telling me that the majority of /jp/sies don't want to suck a cock.

>> No.11651218

>>11651203
I don't have a waifu. Frankly I think the idea is a little silly because 2D girls are so wonderful in different ways that you're really missing out if you're tied down to just one. You gotta get on that harem route, man.

>> No.11651239

>>11651170
/jp/ of the past would never ridicule someone for having a "waifu". We'd ridicule /a/ for their shallow fake attempts at it. Of course you f/a/gs misunderstood everything as usual.

>> No.11651255

>>11651239
Actually I don't remember /jp/ being against waifus, ever. This guy doesn't know what he is talking.

>> No.11651257

>>11651255
No, there were even regular waifu threads.

>> No.11651649

>>11651239
>>11651255
The term "waifu" is stupid and insulting when taken in the context of a joke, which it now fully is. If you really cared, you wouldn't refer to the one you love as "waifu."

>> No.11653134

>>11651649
I call her my wife, is that ok?

>> No.11653137 [DELETED] 

>>11653134

No, marriage is awful and it's a normie word anyway. Call her something else.

We need to invent a new, non-/a/, non-normal synonym for 'waifu' right here in this thread. The other boards rely on us in cases like this. We can't let them down. Hurry, someone, think of something fast.

>> No.11653140

>>11653137
Wife is a direct translation on 嫁 so I'm fine with using wife.

>> No.11653144 [DELETED] 

>>11653140

No I just explained that won't work, pay attention you fuck.

Maybe we should try an original word, since there seem to be no suitable ones. Or maybe we can appropriate an old word which is mostly unused, like 'mugwump'.

Actually that's perfect. From here on out, let it be known that /jp/ decrees that any fictional character you wish to, or have succeeded at, establishing a love-based relationship with is called your 'mugwump.'

>> No.11653147

>>11653144
You are trying to get detached with the world around you way too much.

>> No.11653150
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11653150

Is there anyone who seriously doesn't masturbate to other otaku culture sluts because they have dedicated themselves to one?

That would be gay as shit. I cum to random JAV girls while my desktop wallpaper favorite bishoujo watches on.

>> No.11653152

>>11653150
And you wonder why you'll never get laid.

>> No.11653156 [DELETED] 

>>11653147

I don't think your mugwump would appreciate you using dirty sophistry like that.

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>>11650039
this is my waifu

>> No.11653161

>>11653150
No. I only fuck my beloved.

>> No.11653162

>>11653158
Cute!

>> No.11653172
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>>11653162
me is the cutest!

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11653204

we /g/ now?

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>>11653204
/jp/ > /g/

>> No.11653207

>>11650985
I don't give a shit about some hole in a piece of meat.

>> No.11653268

>>11653208
why is bad for use trip? LE LEJION USER XD EPIC MAYMAY

>> No.11653271

>>11653208

I almost forgot about WinFLP.

2000/NT > WinFLP > XP > Me > 7/8/Vista > 95/98 > MS DOS > Win CE > Windows Phone > Windows Mobile

>> No.11653293

>>11653268
shut up, you bitch.

>> No.11653299

>>11653207
>I don't give a shit about some hole in a piece of meat.
typical foot fetishists...

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>>11650130
>PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.
Make me nerd.

>> No.11653858

>>11653268
In case you're serious, there's nothing wrong with the tripcode itself. It has its uses and needs to be used at times. The problem is when used when it's not needed it tends to cause a lot of unneeded drama and shit flinging.

>> No.11656661

>>11653299
But I'm an amrpit fetichist!

>> No.11661248

>>11651003
ive partly done that. i have a shit attention span so i been able to do it well.
it works best when i create a sorta imaginary world inside my head rather then placing her in reality becouse too many distractions.
she usually doesnt do too much but does sometimes act on her own.
im quite bad at trying to describe it.

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