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11647702 No.11647702[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>mfw I was stuck in my building's elevator for 30 minutes

That wasn't very otacool at all.....

>> No.11647704

Get a load of the normie living with other people in a large building

>> No.11647708
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11647708

Oh, and the license for the elevator was expired.....

>> No.11647705

Get a load of this fucking normal.

Did you chat up some whore while you were stuck to?

>> No.11647711

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO

FUCKING KAWAII IT'S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE

MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND SHITINESS FOR 9000

YEARS

SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

>> No.11647712
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>>11647705
Yes but she was black so I don't really consider her a proper female.

>> No.11647713
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>>11647712
what a loser
the Driver would have made out with that niggress and then stomped the other man in the elevator to death

>> No.11647714

>>11647712
Woah dude, get the HELL out of /jp/.

Talking to women is against the rules.

>> No.11647718
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11647718

anyone here get freedom boners sometimes? the amerilards know that feel

>> No.11647719
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>>11647714
>Talking to women is against the rules.

Then why are you talking to me....?

>> No.11647722

>>11647719
You're a man.

>> No.11647725
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>>11647719
Don't lie to us, Mr Richardson.

>> No.11647733
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11647733

Cute white neet girl looking for a /jp/sie boyfriend. Preferably a neet as well.

>> No.11647742
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>>11647722
>>11647725
Who said that I'm Trevor, sh!theads?

>> No.11647750 [DELETED] 
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>>11647702
>>>/a/

>> No.11647756
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11647756

>>11647750
>>>/gaylords/

>> No.11647757

>>11647742
Then why are you copying him? Thats pretty pathetic dude.

>> No.11647762

>>>11647750

Why delete?

>> No.11647763
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>>11647757
A better question is why you're talking to me....

>> No.11647772

>>11647742
Heh.

>> No.11647773 [DELETED] 
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>>11647762

Fine, here is a better pic of me.

>> No.11647775

>>11647763
No, I think asking you why you're copying some bipolar freak is a much better question. Seriously, thats really fucking weird dude.

>> No.11647777
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>>11647772
Don't use my catchphrase, freak.

>> No.11647781

>>11647777
Don't use mine, you god damn degenerate.

>> No.11647783

>>11647777
Omedetou, imposter-kun! (▰˘◡˘▰)

>> No.11647784

>>11647773

Do you have a bf?

>> No.11647786
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>>11647775
Trevor isn't a bipolar freak.....

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>>11647784
Yes, but he is a pathetic nerd that left me and joined the army. Last I heard, he was sent to shoot innocent people in Afghanistan.

>> No.11647791 [DELETED] 
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11647791

>>11647784

yes...

>> No.11647792
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>>11647781
First of all, it's "goddamned degenerate."

Second, get off my *ucking blog.

>> No.11647797

>>11647792
Kill yourself you god damn freak.

>> No.11647801

>>11647794
That isn't the !bar, milk just wants you to think it is since he's a threat to her popularity.

There's no way fedorington in that picture would survive deployment to afghanistan.

>> No.11647802

>>11647786
Yes he is, retard.

>> No.11647803
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>>11647797
Good one!

>> No.11647806

>>11647803
Nice reaction meme dude!

>> No.11647815

>>11647801
Hello, zunbar! There is nothing shameful in wearing a fedora and posing in front of a mirror like a tumblrcore facebook sodomite. All of us have been 13 once, we all have done it. Well, admittedly you are in your twenties in this picture, but you were always a bit slower than your peers.

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>>11647806
Oh, you got me!

Very naisu~

>> No.11647822

Normals a shit.

>> No.11647823
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11647823

So. Anyone else planning on killing their families pretty soon?

I want to get it over with but it seems a shame to do it on any old day. It should be symbolic in case I'm caught. But not a holiday. A holiday is too typical, not meaningful at all. It's an intense, once in a lifetime experience, so it's got to be on an intense kind of day.

>> No.11647824

lmao zun!trev is getting fucking owned

>> No.11647831
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>>11647822
How does riding my building's elevator make me a normie, kiddo?

>> No.11647824,1 [INTERNAL] 

*cough*

>> No.11647828

Why does this faggot still post here?

>> No.11647832

>>11647823
Do it on your birthday, dude.

>> No.11647833

Tokiko-san came back recently and tried to reinforce his popularity, but all the people who remembered him had left, forgotten, or simply didn't care.

Do you think the same will happen to Trevor-kun?

>> No.11647834

>>11647823

I'm actually calling the cops and letting them know about your post. Enjoy anal rape.

>> No.11647845

>>11647828
Because he has genuine mental problems, which qualify him for posting on this board, unlike you.

>>11647833
What, someone cared about that fag to begin with? Nice try, 2kike.

>> No.11647838

I got stuck in the elevator at the YMCA. I did not have a good time.

>> No.11647840
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>>11647828
Gee, why would someone post on they're on blog?

Let me think.....

>> No.11647842

Trevor, please impregnate my imouto.

>> No.11647850

>>11647831
you left your room

>> No.11647848

>>11647840
*their

>> No.11647853

>>11647840
>they're

"I was only le pretending to be retard."

>> No.11647854

>>11647842
I am not Trevor but I'll do it.

>> No.11647855

>>11647850
Sheltered neet otaku is my favourite meme!

>> No.11647861

>>11647855
it's not a mee dude. it's way of life. #truneet

>> No.11647858
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>>11647833
No. I'm the hero /jp/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So you'll hunt me. Because I can take it. Because I'm not your hero. I'm a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Butt.

>> No.11647860

>>11647831
No. Youre a shit.

>> No.11647867

>>11647833
When did Tokiko even come to /jp/? A few years ago I think I left for a couple of weeks and upon my return everyone (probably one person) was talking about him.

>> No.11647870

>>11647855
you don't belong here

>> No.11647872
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>>11647854

Post your email and I'll give you her facebook page.

>> No.11647872,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11647824,1

:(

>> No.11647882
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>>11647870
>you don't belong here
Dude, you don't even know me so don't talk shit, okay? You are talking to a bipolar neet otaku with mild autism. This makes me really cool and I also play light novels and read touhou.

>> No.11647884

>>11647872
Is she in a cave?
Why was the photo taken so close?
Is this wide angle lense to make her look like a gremlin?
She looks like a cave gremlin

>> No.11647885

>>11647872
I have a few of emails, choose whichever you like best.

boner2big@gmail.com
bigsoftdick@gmail.com
thepleasureofbeingcummedinside@gmail.com

>> No.11647895

>>11647882
Wowzers, that conversation is making me all horny!

>> No.11647891

>>11647867
Pretty much. These personalities appear from small circlejerks and everyone ironically flows with it since it's more amusing than not.

>> No.11647898

>>11647882
>>11647882
>im bipolar cause i get mad about stuff watch out i might angst all over your shoes
>lel i use jp so i have le autism *flaps fedora*

>> No.11647906
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>>11647858
Why is nobody retweeting this?

I thought it was pretty epic.....

>> No.11647901

>>11647882
sometimes i want to be that autistic

>> No.11647904
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11647904

>>11647884
I don't know but at least shes not a retard by taking her photos of herself in the mirror unlike SOME people (a lot).
>>11647885
a working email pls, if you want a chance to speak with her. Preferably gmail.

>> No.11647905

>>11647898
Who are you keroing?

>> No.11647911

I want to fuck a /jp/ girl and impregnate her with a /jp/ child.

>> No.11647910

>>11647882
>haha lol I'm just your average girl with borderline personality and schizophrenia haha
>haha that's cool haha
>haha yea haha haha
>hahaha hah haah ahah haah ahahaha hahaha alol gahha ahhah ah
>Haa... ha....

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>>11647911
Do you Drive? I like to drink, but I need someone to Drive me.

>> No.11647914

>>11647904
They are all working, but they are not personal emails that I use for Paypal, people I know in real life, ect.

They're email accounts I don't mind being spammed. They do all work though, I guarantee it.

>> No.11647915

>>11647910
Who are you quote?

>> No.11647923

>>11647915
The underlying concepts of the facebook conversation.

Are normie girls incapable of expressing anything without parenthesising it in "haha"?

>> No.11647921

>>11647910
That's what people do when they are uncomfortable, they laugh. Or get angry. Or do whatever.

It's all reactions. If they were complete Beings, they would not feel the need to hide away from each other.

>> No.11647925

>>11647917
Sorry, I don't. Is it okay if my friend Drives us around?

>> No.11647925,1 [INTERNAL] 

Please quit already. You're not even trying to be witty anymore.

I'm actually pretty trolled right now.

>> No.11647928

>>11647925
Sure, whatever, but I cannot take you both. I hope you do not expect anything of the sort.

>> No.11647932

>>11647923
（笑）

>> No.11647933

>>11647904
But shes making a dumb face like she ate a lemon and she cant hold the camera correctly it looks like she is upside down. Maybe she has autsim.
>>11647906
I liked it.

>> No.11647935
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11647935

Nice thread hijack, autists.

This random autistic whore on facebook is super interesting....

>> No.11647937

>>11647906
I don't know, man. It sounded a bit cheesy to me. Maybe you could rephrase it?

>> No.11647942

>>11647904
>>11647914
Checked all 3 emails, no response.

>> No.11647943

>>11647933
It's called puckering your lips, which you do when kissing.

It's attractive.

>> No.11647944

>>11647911
Please take responsibility anon.

>> No.11647944,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11647925,1

What's funny is they actually still keep falling for my same old bait. I should stop before I crush their lonely hearts.

>> No.11647944,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11647942

Look at this stupid idiot HAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.11647952
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11647952

>>11647942
>>11647943
>>11647944
F*CK.

OFF.

>> No.11647958

>>11647923
I like "(haha)" or "(laughs)" instead of "haha" because "(haha)" reminds me of when they quote laughter in translated interviews and it makes me feel like im important.

>> No.11647957

>>11647952
>watching potato no edge
kekekeke

>> No.11647958,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11647942

You see, all you have to do is take a pic from social media and say its you or its your relative and voila; lonely nerds fall for the bait.

http://www.blackplanet.com/your_page/index.html?profile_id=63034965&profile_name=tatiluv23&user_id=63034965&username=tatiluv23

>> No.11647968

>>11647944
No.

To increase the chances of my offspring being just as WACKY as his old man, I'll need to do everything in my power so that his childhood is messed up, effectively creating another shut-in. I'll start off with being completely absent from his life during most vital development years. Eventually I'll come back into his life a little bit, but instead of support, I'll torment him and make sure that he knows he is worthless. The details revolve around a complex procedure that will turn him into somebody that will hate his existence and reject the world, yet be too scared to end his life. This is the way it must be.

Yeah, I probably should have mentioned at the start that abortions will be carried out until it's a male.

>> No.11647969

>>11647942

Boy are you fucking stupid.

>> No.11647974
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11647974

>>11647958
>>11647968
>>11647969
*UCK OFF
F*CK OFF
FU*K OFF
FUC* OFF
FU*K OFF
F*CK OFF
*UCK OFF

>> No.11647975

>>11647969
Sorry I just want an imouto.

>> No.11647977

>>11647943
>( °3°)

>> No.11647980

>>11647974
You listed multiple of those twice.

>> No.11647980,1 [INTERNAL] 

wwtd...................................................

>> No.11647980,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11647944,1
I was talking about Trevor.

>> No.11647980,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11647925,1
>Please quit already.

Heh.

No.

>> No.11647980,4 [INTERNAL] 

ll ll=== ll
ll ll=== ll
=== ll=== ===

T got fuckin* 0wn3d!!11one
My sides are in the otakusphere.

>> No.11647980,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11647980,4
Where did he get owned?

Please point it out to me.

Oh, wait. You can't. Because he f*cking didn't.

>> No.11647980,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11647980,3
Why not?

>> No.11647980,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11647980,4
Literally the first occurrence of ``otakusphere'' on the W (including the Jay).

Nrewfags, take note.

>> No.11647980,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11647917
>>11647733
UM......... WTF?

>> No.11647980,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11647980,5
see
>>11647775

>>11647980,7
Historical moment, wbros. ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ This is how memes and legends are born!

>> No.11647980,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11647980,4
>>11647980,5
holy FUCK Trevor got owned lmao!!!!!!!!

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