/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa really does exist, you know.

She's a little blonde girl who goes to a tiny public school, in a town nobody's ever heard of. It's a little ways off the Pacific coast. Very.... primitive. Can't tell you any more than that, for confidentiality reasons.

Marisa doesn't have any friends. Maybe it's because she walks around with a broomstick--she thinks she can fly on it, and this is really starting to alarm her parents and teachers-- or maybe it's because she's grown a habit of pointing her finger in a pistol-shape and yelling ZE~ when she's angry with someone or something, or maybe it's because she genuinely believes her little town, "Name Removed," is actually a gateway to Gensokyo.

Counseling doesn't help. Marisa thinks she's participated in epic battles with Cirno where she's really just been swimming in the bathtub with no hot water whatsoever, she thinks her bag of tiny nerf balls are "danmaku" prototypes. She spends a lot of time on her computer, mastering Lunatic modes and aiming for the high scores on all Touhou games. She goes by a different name on each, so you never know where Marisa's score might be. The counselor's can't convince her otherwise. They've considered institutionalizing her, but she's well-behaved, and she really doesn't mean any harm.

Con'td....

[Anonymous No.]

Cool story bro

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>1164062
And i always thought that Orin existed in a German village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164069
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

..... Cont'd.

Marisa dresses up like a witch for Halloween, though no one will go Trick-or-Treating with her, anyway. But that's okay, ze~ Maybe next year. She goes toilet-papering, shouting ZE~ the whole time.

When Marisa goes to bed in her obligatory bloomer panties and camisole, she dreams of Gensokyo. She dreams of danmaku battles with Letty, Yukari, Ran, Chen, and all of the other Youkai. Gensokyo is a world where Marisa can have real friends, human or not. It's a warm, friendly place (thanks to the LHC).

But as the sun starts to rise and peers through the shutters of Marisa's bedroom window, she sees the clock ringing on her bedstand. Marisa opens her eyes, and quickly awakens to the real world once again.

"Just another dream," she sighs.

[Anonymous No.]

Just once in my life, I'd like to believe I'm someone else or someone I would like to be.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, we all played Concealed the Conclusion
sage

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164062
>>1164077

;________________;

[Anonymous No.]

That was interesting, OP. I enjoyed reading it.

[Ace !!mg759hraSB9 No.]

>>1164062
>>1164077

So ronery.

[Marisa Kirisame !Ep8pui8Vw2 No.]

HA! HA! I'M USING THE INTERNET!!!1 ZE~

[Marisa Kirisame !Ep8pui8Vw2 No.]

HA! HA! I'M USING THE INTERNET!!!1

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164074
German?

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for essentially describing what my sister was like when she was a teenager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164142
God damnit moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164171
Your sister was an delusional lesbian witch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164077
Can someone translate this picture?

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one that got turned on by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164180
No.

;_;

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1164142
>>1164216

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.jpeg

[Marisa Kirisame ze~ !KbNElBhbeU No.]

>>1164142
da ze~

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164142
Moot, you jackass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164062
>>1164077

conclusion:

ANONYMOUS IS MARISA

[Marisa Kirisame !Ep8pui8Vw2 No.]

>>1164062
>>1164077
lol no I live in Mexico

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164077
>But as the sun starts to rise and peers through the shutters of Marisa's bedroom window, she sees the cock rising next to her bedstand, as her father prepared to abuse her, just like every other morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164263
JUST LIKE THE REAL MARISA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164256
Why, that's not a sombrero at all!

[Marisa Kirisame !Ep8pui8Vw2 No.]

I wish to be the little girl ze~

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164277
You shut up. Marisa's father would never think of abusing his little Marisa, sliding some fingers down her bloomers, licking her tiny nipples,or spreading her tiny ass cheeks to make way for the cock that impregnated her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164299
He would punch her in the face and tell her to leave the fucking house though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164299
ಠ_ಠ

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164309
Well of course. She was 18, it was time to get a fucking job and find her own place to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164299
REALLY? BECAUSE YOU MAKE IT SOUND QUITE CONVINCING.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU, OP.

FUCK YOU.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164338
>>1164256
Conclusion:

MARISA IS MOOT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164376
MYSTERY SOLVED.

[Anonymous No.]

Some fanart makes marisa look like a jerk. Like the one where she gives fake money to reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164647
That's because she is a jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1164687
HERESY