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>> No.11634835

Oh fuck you just made me remember about that old /jp/ meme of yes and no.

>> No.11634839

isn't this picture illegal

>> No.11634844 [DELETED] 

How come we're all liberal about sex now ("You don't have to be in a relationship to have sex! It can just be good fun between two adults!") yet we're crazy strict about consent ("If someone does not explicitly say yes, it is rape. There are no blurred lines of consent.")?

>> No.11634949

I want to kiss Sakuya!

>> No.11634958

i'm glad yumo and sanny weren't in ddc. sakushit was perfect for it since it sucked so badly.

>> No.11635405
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I choose Sakuya. I want a perfect, elegant maid that takes care of me and whom I can take care of.

>> No.11635430
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>>11635405
>that takes care of me and whom I can take care of.

>> No.11635437

Sanae and Youmu would never have "no" pillows.

>> No.11635438

>>11635437
Uh... sorry dude but the picture clearly shows that they do...

>> No.11635484

when are you guys going to stop fucking around and pay a hooker to dress like a Touhou and do her? It's really hopeless to see these threads daily where you yearn to fuck the unfuckable.

>> No.11635497

>>11635484
Wood rather get another /jp/sie, dress him up as my favorite Touhou and suck his girlpenis and pound his boypussy.

>> No.11635503

>>11635484
What's the point? That wouldn't be a Touhou, just a hooker dressed like a Touhou.

>> No.11635530

>>11635503
If I take all Touhous' hairs and clothes and tell them all to stay still, could you difference them? Because most people couldn't, reallly.
Pay a hooker, dress her and tell her how to behave, you have a pretty good simulation of a touhou, at least for fucking.

>> No.11635546

>>11635530
I don't want to settle for a simulation, either the real thing or nothing

>> No.11635560 [DELETED] 

>>11635546
You get NOTHING, keep waiting for the world to shape itself to your tastes, but if you have the age needed to browse this site you should be trying to shape it yourself and stop being a whiny bitch.

In b4 "we're all passive losers, hurr durr"
That just conformism.

>> No.11635564 [DELETED] 

>>11635560
>>>/soc/

>> No.11635565 [DELETED] 

>>11635560
Then I will have nothing. Now leave me alone

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>>11635560

>> No.11635580 [DELETED] 

>>11635560
Moot, please leave us alone.

>> No.11635582 [DELETED] 

>>11635564
As inadequate as my post is to /jp/ customs I did not say a single lie, and don't fucking redirect me to other boards, I've probably been here for longer than most of the actual userbase.

>> No.11635586 [DELETED] 

>>11635582
I've been here since 2002.

>> No.11635587 [DELETED] 
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>>11635503


what if it was a /jp/sie

>> No.11635588 [DELETED] 

>>11635582
If you want being here for a long time to mean anything then go to /b/ and become king of the oldfags.

>> No.11635589 [DELETED] 

>>11635587
/jp/sies don't appeal to me, mostly because most of them are males.

>> No.11635592 [DELETED] 
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>>11635560
>keep waiting for the world to shape itself to your tastes

Will do.

>> No.11635593 [DELETED] 

>>11635586
congratulations

>> No.11635598 [DELETED] 

>>11635593
Thanks.

>> No.11635600 [DELETED] 

>>11635598
ur welcome

>> No.11635610 [DELETED] 

>>11635589
its ok, when they wear skirts, theyre a girl!

>> No.11635614 [DELETED] 

>>11635610
Nuh-uh!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men%27s_skirts

>> No.11635666 [DELETED] 

>>11635600
Thanks.

>> No.11635672 [DELETED] 

why is /jp/ full of virgs

>> No.11635677 [DELETED] 

>>11635672
Probably because it's full of people masturbating to cartoons? Gee I wonder.

>> No.11635682

>>11635672
They are saving their virginity for their favorite touhou.

>> No.11635694 [DELETED] 

janny i'm not trying to be mean. serious word of advice: when the thread reaches 50% shit:post content it's not worth saving. just delete it. not like anyone would miss this shit.

>> No.11635698

>>11635694
I'd miss it.

>> No.11635698,1 [INTERNAL] 

How come he always leaves the post that started it all? Has anyone else noticed this?

>> No.11635698,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11635698,1
I dunno that one guy just fucking EXPLODED in a fit of autism over nothing

>> No.11635698,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11635698,1
He's leaving some bait to make sure he nails everyone. It's kind of like fishing for funposters! ( ̄ー ̄)

>> No.11635698,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11635694
when he does that he gets major flack

>> No.11635698,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11635694
The last time he did that everybody spammed moot's email and nearly got him fired LOL

>> No.11635698,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11635698,5
Well it's not going to work if you fucking tell him about the plan.

>> No.11635698,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11635698,1
He's not going to delete his own post.

>> No.11635782

>>11635530
If anyone has found a hooker capable flying and shooting lasers, please respond

>> No.11635795

>>11635782
I found a hooker with a jetpack and a gun once. No lasers, but Shou sucks anyway

>> No.11635798

>>11635782
What do you need a laser hooker for? You don't pay a hooker to play dodgelaser, to play that get something else, not a hooker.

>> No.11635832

>>11635795
Maybe you mixed the hooker section with the bounty hunter one and ended hiring Jango Fett

>> No.11635843

>>11635832
That would have involved the laser shooting as hoped for above.

>> No.11635897

>>11635798
But what if I want to play lewd dodgelaser

>> No.11635997

>>11635438
Maybe they're just too silly to realize that if "yes" is on their side, that "no" is facing outwards?

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>>11635484
>fuck the unfuckable

>> No.11636878

>>11635798
>You don't pay a hooker to play dodgelaser
Maybe in europoorland, but here in the United States of Freedom we have thousands of loose women who will play bungie-jumping lasertag with you for a few C-notes. Step it up, frenchie.

>> No.11636889

Are you a playable character? >>11634822

>> No.11636914

the pillows indicate their virginities

>> No.11636926
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>>11636914
this!

>> No.11636927

>>11636914
Youmu and Sanae don't have any so it would seem

>> No.11636938

>>11635484
Hooker's aren't cute.

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>>11636914

>> No.11637222

>>11636927
I'm surprised Sanae didn't exchange her pillow for more cocks

>> No.11637230

>>11636914
No, it's if they're ready for or want to have sex.

>How do you feel today?

>R: "Well, once in a while is nice."
>M: "Even if I say no, you ain't gonna listen."
>Sk: "I'm tired, so I can't react very much, but..."
>Y: "It's still too soon, isn't it?"
>Sn: "My heart isn't ready..."

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>>11637230
I wonder why she's tired.

>> No.11637879

>>11637230
More like:
>Sn: "No less than 5 dicks at once, I'm sorry."

>> No.11637885
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>>11637879
More like:
>Your mum: "No less than 5 dicks at once, I'm sorry."
>Sk: "I'll take it, pick me!"

>> No.11637888

>>11637885
Fuck you, guy. Don't talk shit about Sakuya.

>> No.11637901

>>11637230
Oh shit he's right. Sakuya confirmed for slut.

>> No.11637982

>>11637901
I'll slap you, kid.

>> No.11638019

>>11637885
Sanaefags getting buttdevastaed again, what's new?

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>>11637888
>>11637982
>>11638019
how made can u be right now

>> No.11638099
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>>11637230
>Sn: My "heart" isn't ready...
last night I took one bigger than your arm

>> No.11638110
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>>11638099
That's pretty gay, and gross. Why would you tell her something like that?

>> No.11638117

>>11637807
because she is a maid, she works all day cleaning other people's shit, Sakuya is basically just like your mom, dude

>> No.11638118

How does it feel to have a girl agree to have sex with you?

>> No.11638119

>>11638110
i think that was supposed to be sakuslut's response. hence why she is so tired.

>> No.11638124

>>11638117
>Sakuya is basically just like your mom, dude
I see what you did there
but NO, my mom is not a slut.

>> No.11638134

>>11638118
We'll never know.

>> No.11638156

>>11638124
>my mom is not a slut.
then if I write "your mom is like Sanae", you'll feel better?

>> No.11638159
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>>11638156
things would be different around here

>> No.11638161

>>11638156
Better than if you compare her to Sakuya? Yeah, obviously.

>> No.11638164
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11638164

If being playable equals slut, then why do people never call Reimu and Marisa that? Is it too obvious by now?

Not that Sakuya isn't trying her hardest to reach that status. 6 playable apperances and counting.

>> No.11638170

>>11638159
>>11638161
but you realize that everyone out of /jp/ is laughing of you right?
I mean, the "Sanae is a slut" is a sentence who was propagated through the internet.

>> No.11638174

>>11638164
this
>>11638019

>> No.11638180

>>11638170
what?

>> No.11638187
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>>11638174
So you're saying Sanae fans are the only ones attacking Sakuya? Is it just because she is playable in DDC? Are Sanae fans more or less buttdevastated than Sakuya fans were for UFO?

>> No.11638210

>>11638187
>Sanae fans are the only ones attacking Sakuya?
maybe Youmu fans are helping here

>Are Sanae fans more or less buttdevastated than Sakuya fans were for UFO?
thats hard to say,

>> No.11638216

>>11634822
No TH14 for greens

>> No.11638261
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>Stop calling her a slut you guys! She's not a slut, s-she's not!

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if sakuslut's vagina had a password, it would be "password"

lmoa

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>>11638264
I get it. The implication is that it would be easy to get into.

>> No.11638279

>>11638264
trans it webos

>> No.11638285
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11638285

Now this is a slut thread!

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>>11638285

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>>11638273

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>>11638285
Contributing.

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>> No.11638344 [DELETED] 
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>>11638331

>> No.11638364 [DELETED] 
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Sanae in her natural habitat.

>> No.11638377 [DELETED] 
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Sakuslut and her Double Dicking Characters

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Orin is a bit slutty!

>> No.11638400 [DELETED] 

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>> No.11638410

>>11638400
what are you trying to tell us?!

>> No.11638411
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>>11638364
what a lovely girl

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>>11638377
>only two

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Nitori can be slutty too!

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Double-dealing characters...

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b puhiibl

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>>11638439

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>> No.11638453 [DELETED] 
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>> No.11638467

>>11638264
that picture is gross

>> No.11638470

>>11638457
She doesn't look sorry at all.

>> No.11638478
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Would you?

>> No.11638483

2hus aren't sluts, all of them are pure. Stop spreading lies.

>> No.11638488

>>11638478
Use a condom? No I'm taking that bitch raw

>> No.11638492
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>>11638453
>>11638466
new guy is a sakufag too i guess

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>>11638492
How unfortunate.

>> No.11638503

>>11638483
Suwako

>> No.11638510
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This artist deserves better than this thread.

>> No.11638513

>>11638492
>look at that sakufag
>look at that okuufag
>look at that reimufag
Why all the hate towards specific 2hu? Aren't you supposed to love them all equally?

>> No.11638518

>>11638503
So what she has a kid, that doesn't mean she sucks dicks on daily basis.

>> No.11638521

>>11638518
The moment Suwako got dicked was the moment she stopped being pure.

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>>11638488
> I'm taking that bitch raw
enjoy your 10 STD's

>> No.11638524

>>11638521
Suwako dicked herself.

>> No.11638535

>>11638523
The more STDs I catch the more times I can fugg her again

>> No.11638541

>>11638535
No, the ones from that slut are particularly virulent. When you catch one you'll probably just die in the next very day.

>> No.11638543

>>11638523
If it's from Sanae, I don't mind.
It just means we're closer to each other and our bodies are connected by a special bond

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>>11638264
>>11638331
>>11638344
>>11638428
>>11638444
>>11638457
Why were these removed? They aren't explicit at all. If we can't have a slut thread, then why not just delete it.

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>>11638483
heh

>> No.11638554

>>11638547
Does banning someone still do that thing where it deletes all their posts? It could be that one user posted all that, plus something more that got them banned.

>> No.11638557

>>11638541
I think it counts as dying in battle. I'd go to valhalla

>> No.11638565

>>11638547
Opinions and jokes aren't allowed on /jp/.

>> No.11638568

>>11638547
This isn't a "slut thread" you moron.

>> No.11638569

Or the mod is pro-Sakuya. Notice how Sanae-shitposts are left pretty much intact.

>> No.11638571

>>11638565
>Opinions and jokes
More like spam and forced memes.

>> No.11638573

i actually thought the new janitor was kinda cool at first, but this thread is still here.

>>11638568
what is it, then? touhou shitposting general?

>> No.11638586

>>11638573
It's "everybody watches sakuslut guy unsubtly try to shit up the thread" general.

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>>11638586
hey man i didn't start it

>> No.11638629

Would you suck on Sakuya's cock?

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>>11638629
Sanae would

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>>11638666
No way! Only a slut would do something like that. Sakuya will have to suck her own cock.

>> No.11638760

so, who win?

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>>11638760
i dont think anyone wins

shoutout to all my sakuslutbros fighting the good fight

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Cockuya

>> No.11640619

Touhou threads are getting slower lately. Why?

>> No.11640627

>>11640619
janman ban everyone

>> No.11640634

>>11640627
No way. The Kancolle threads are as fast as hell. Did every 2hu fan change to Kancolle? Just a question.

>> No.11640638

>>11640634
yes

>> No.11640668

>>11640634

That or everyone got tired of Touhou threads being, well

I mean just fucking look at this thread. Fuck's sake.

>> No.11640761

sakuslut faggot needs to kill himself
fucking cunt

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