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Yukari did nothing wrong.

>> No.11630819
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yukari did nothing wrong

>> No.11630827
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Yukari brought sexy back

>> No.11630831
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If you like old hags, maybe.

>> No.11630836

no pringls man plsss no ;_;

>> No.11630840

She's eternally 17

>> No.11630841

I want to punch her in the face, but she is scary ;___;

>> No.11630839
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Why did that guy stop posting the "Men are like fine wines, women are like cottage cheese" infographic?

>> No.11630842

Was that the one where he messed up the color of the wine?

>> No.11630845

Why are all touhous sexual deviants?

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>> No.11630853

Oh boy, here we go.

>> No.11630854

Because you touch yourself at night.

>> No.11630855

Heh... women go from 3DCG to 3D, men go from real to 2D. Maybe there is some truth in there somewhere...

>> No.11630860

is this another Yukari worst fanbase Yakumo thread?

>> No.11630866

ooh I get the joke now

>> No.11630867 [DELETED] 

I was actually trying to recreate the /jpol/ thread that the jannie killed, but this time with a /jp/-related OP so the jannie wouldn't kill it.

But I guess you can make of it whatever you want.

>> No.11630872

I don't understand what youkai eating people has to do with politics.

>> No.11630884

You don't understand politics.

>> No.11630892

Because secondaries like to deny that youkai eat humans, even though it's right there in black and white in a bunch of text files and comics. It's an allegory for revisionism.

>> No.11630895

The hag does noting wrong, you neets have to get into gensokyo somehow.

>> No.11630901

Humans were clearly ruining Gensokyo with their greed. Yukari had to protect the youkai who elected her from their parasitic race.

If Yukari hadn't done what she did, Gensokyo would've become Israel instead of Palestine.

>> No.11630910

Secondaries = nazis

checkmate, athiests.

>> No.11630916
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I'm pretty certain that Yukari and most of the Youkai don't eat humans. But Yukari, being one of the most Youkai-like Youkai out there along with Yuuka, will of course do everything in their power to make you afraid of them and other Youkai and will probably lie about eating humans to their deathbed.

Yukari just lies to make people scared because Youkai feed and exist off of fear. You shouldn't really trust anything she says.

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This is now a Best Girl thread.

Which means we are still talking about Yukari.

Is there any other character who is as ridiculously powerful, cunning, beautiful, and well embodying of the 3 Faces of Eve?

>> No.11630968

I loled harder than I should have at that.

>> No.11630990

was the holocaust a source of food for the youkai

>> No.11630992

They like it fresh, so no.

>> No.11630996

I'm want to insult Yukari until she cries

>> No.11630998

What chapter is this?

>> No.11631001

Well, Gensokyo is the land of delusions, and seeing as how the holocaust is a lie...

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>> No.11631009

Not the question asker, but maybe think of it this way.
The people in the camps? no, who would want to eat such poorly kept live stock?

Now all those people who went mia, both military and civilian alike on the other hand...
Almost 80k american servicemen alone.

I'm sure if I could find russia's statistics that number would be meaningless in comparison.

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I must be a bad person, because this amused me more than much of the thread.

Also, pork

>> No.11631020

I've never heard of civilians going mia, may I ask what you're talking about? I'm not a WW2 buff.

>> No.11631032

Mh... 14 of Horny Hermit. The one with the slutty Zashiki Warashi and the hobgoblins.

>> No.11631035

Well I suppose they wouldn't use the term mia, but english was never really my strong suit. What I was trying to say was that people, civilians included tend to disappear during wars.

And when you have a war that coincides with all those messy politics in russia, genocide, and each side targeting civilian population centers, you're bound to have quite a few people unaccounted for when the dust settles.

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>> No.11631041

The touhou theme for a thin veil covering this thread is falling off..

>> No.11631045

We have people in New York City who go unaccounted for on a daily basis.

Also they probably didn't even have to go all the way to the European theatre for cadavers what with all of the firebombings in Japan

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>> No.11631059

>The people in the camps? no, who would want to eat such poorly kept live stock?
think of then as diet foodebuisib plants

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Crying Yukari is kind of adorable.

>> No.11631090

Youmu kind of looks like a cowboy reaching for his gun in this picture.

>> No.11631103

They do?

>> No.11631683

Would you suck a boy Yukari's cock?

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>> No.11631706

I prefer girl Yukari's cock

>> No.11631709

I want to fill a stomach...

>> No.11631711

No wonder why you have so many difficulties to interact with others. Your moral compass is so sketched that "Kidnapping and eating a lot of humans over the years" is "nothing wrong".

>> No.11631720

People do the same thing to all sorts of animals

>> No.11631732

she was

pretty obviously referring to crops and stuff

Hell, the U.S. alone burns millions of pounds of perfectly edible surplus crops for shits and giggles every year.

>> No.11631737


Is the implication that Yukari was behind 911 to feed the youkai of Gensoukyou with fresh human souls?

>> No.11631759


That's funny, isn't Yukari the type of youkai that feeds off of male semen though?

>> No.11631780

A succubus?

>> No.11631786


I was thinking more like a slut. Yukari doesn't do anything like sucking their souls away.

>> No.11631790

women go from milk, which is high in fat, to cottage cheese which is delicious and healthy.
Men go from white wine to red wine

>> No.11631800

Cottage cheese has significantly more fat than milk per serving.

>> No.11631810

Well fat is good for you anyway
Cottage cheese is nice though

>> No.11631813

>the tears of a pure maiden

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Yukari jumped the border to Kancolle!

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Best girl and my waifu.

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She's right here.

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>> No.11631925

Please do not sexualize Yukari.

>> No.11631935

is this real?!?!!??!?

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I don't see any cum stain here... are you gay or something?

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Oy vey.

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It is bad for the fabric.

>> No.11632061

I never understood this

>> No.11632073

This might be worth looking at:


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>> No.11632093

I agree that makes much more sense than taking her and the in-universe books literally.

The books have things like Murasa liking to casually chat with captains while their ships are sinking, implying they're actually chatting back. And Yuuka having a worse human friendship level than a youkai that alledgedly actually hunts and eats people.

>> No.11632096

Yukari can beat every other touhou, prove me wrong.

>> No.11632097

Of course she could, couldn't she just gap them into a volcano or something when they're not paying attention?

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>> No.11632102

I want Yukari to bully me.

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But she wouldn't.

>> No.11632109

She'd do it indirectly.

But then, she wouldn't do that either. At most she'd just fuck with them.

>> No.11632110

c'mon bitch, she just trolling you...

>> No.11632113

Remind me who won the second Gensokyo Lunar War? Checkmate, Lunar scum.

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someone has the full ver of this pic?

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Looks like its from an artbook which is unscanned.

>> No.11632127

>murrica Yukari
thanks Obama

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>which is unscanned.

>> No.11632158

Who are you quoting?

>> No.11632229


it's called putting the nutrients back into the ground agritard.

>> No.11632255
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Denying OP is denying the existence and significance of Kasen.

>> No.11632485

Yukari's mom

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This thread is now about Yukari being uncharismatic and embarrassed.

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A refined mature lady like Yukari losing her composure like a young maiden is simply charming.

>> No.11632521

Speaking of revisionism, what do you think of this?


>> No.11632526

What? The "nanking never happened" shit?

Old as fuck news, man. Japan constantly tries to revision their history books to make them look less like jerks and indoctrinate their kids into xenophobic views. Nothing new about that.

Sometimes their revisions actually take place, but most of the time, they fail.

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>> No.11632533

What kind of voice do you think she has? I always imagined she had a deeper, husky voice.

>> No.11632541

Fake sounding high pitched squeals.
Like a middle aged lady trying to sound cutesy.

>> No.11632546

That old lady voice from every Studio Ghibli film, or that one lesbian girl from A Certain Scientific Railgun.

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A deep ara ara~ kind of voice that changes to a higher pitch sometimes, depending on the situation. Like when she gets embarrassed or really happy.

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>a deeper, husky voice
That's how I always imagined it.
Very soothing while thick and syrupy, and filled with confidence and knowing.

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I also agree with the high-pitched cute squeals at times.
Like normally she would be deep and mature, but squeal like a banshee during... well, intercourse.

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What could make Yukari cry?

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Charisma breaking with Yukari~

>> No.11632581

Samus Aran VA from SSBB

>> No.11632586
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This is my favorite.

>> No.11632613

I figured she'd have a feminine voice. Very sultry. I always pictured Ran as the one with the husky, almost masculine voice.

>> No.11632619

She doesn't speak.

She communicates entirely through complex interpretive dance.

>> No.11632622


Ran sounds just like she does in that M1 video.

>> No.11632636

Remember who was tied up in femtofibre on their knees whilst a useless little rabbit paraded around them?

>> No.11632652

I bet she manipulated stuff in the outside world to cause an insane number of deaths and suicides. That's "somewhere".

Well, at least if you kill you're are self, you may have a chance to be consumed by Yukari.

Yukari's, pretty, glossy, soft, and warm pink lips, kissing your minced flesh!

>> No.11632658

I liked Kobayashi Yuu's Ran. It was really nice.

Remember who was a distraction to keep two arrogant retards away from home so her friend could steal their precious moon goods?

>> No.11632670

Whoa-hoa. A whole bottle of booze.

Yukari and her lackies could've been executed right then and there and the real victory is a bottle of booze?

Gj, yukari. Gj.

>> No.11632677

Yukari did nothing wrong.

>> No.11632683

She also did nothing right.

>> No.11632689


It was probably pretty tasty.

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>> No.11632706

Saw someone named Yukari Yakumo on my FFXIV server. Was going to send Yakumo-sama a message asking where her bonnet had gone but I'm too nervous to initiate conversations with people

She dyed her robes purple and everything. I bet she named her Chocobo 'Ran'.

Just wanted to share that.

>> No.11632720

You realize what Yuyuko's special 2hu power is, right? She could have absolutely decimated the moon capital, all thanks to Yukari. Instead she just stole a harmless bottle of booze as a warning.

>> No.11632727

Doubt it. Better have tried.

One of the Watatsukis would've pulled out the 'shinto god of death' or whatever and just make Yuyuko eat a lot of donuts or something.

Moon is of superior, stop trying earthlings

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Personally, I prefer my Yukari with a few signs of aging. Like a little breast sag for example.

>> No.11632819

Every single 2hu can defeat moonbithces.
>Manipulating cold
She can freeze the whole Moon.
>Sunny Milk
>Refraction of light
She can gather all the energy produced by Sun and focus it on the Moon (just like magnifying lens) and burn it all in few microseconds.
>Yamame Kurodani
>Manipulation of illness
She can infect the whole Moon with disease which has 100% lethality rate and no cure whatsoever.

This is how every single ability is string unless you put some limitations.

>> No.11632823

To be fair, being fairies and thus retarded, Cirno and Sunny Milk already have limitations.

Yukari, on the other hand, is supposed to be cunning. So...

>> No.11632847

>20 year old cheese
>only 20 year old wine
>sparkling wine to red wine

/ck/ here, fuck you too

>> No.11632875


I've always thought that the biggest reason that Yukari is so threatening is because of her cunning and wit. I like to think of her as someone who is more than capable of being a mastermind, but simply doesn't care about such a thing for the most part, and when she does care, it's not about typical complete control or takeovers. It's about subtle things like the sake, which sent a message to the lunarians: that they were outfoxed and "out of their league".

But hey, maybe I'm completely wrong. Maybe I'm looking too much into it, and it was just a silly thing that ended up happening.

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Sweet, feminine, gentle has a "wife" feeling. I hear it in my head everyday.

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femenine and sexy as hell, the kind of voice capable to make you cum with a single ara ara~

>> No.11633575

Funny. There is no natural death on the Moon. Yuyuko's ability can't draw a human or Lunarian to death if it just doesn't exist there (like in Higan, for example). Her being a ghost without the concept of death is the very reason why she could blend in inside the Lunar Capital, so it's interesting you'd say she could have used her ability to defeat everyone there.

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Ribbons in her hair, so cute?

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Very cute♥

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sometimes you can love Yukari too much

>> No.11633597

> Her being a ghost without the concept of death is the very reason why she could blend in inside the Lunar Capital
Pretty sure it was something to do with how they could detect impurity, and as a ghost she's pretty much flawless.

>> No.11633614

explain that pic dude

>> No.11633618

It looks like Ran went feral and attacked Yukari while she was hibernating.

>> No.11633619

You never wake up really thirsty at night?

>> No.11633635

Ran holds an obsessive love for her Mistress which she cannot display due to her status and fear of rejection. Since Yukari is a deep sleeper, Ran enjoys her alone time with her Mistress by lovingly caressing her naked body and tasting her bodily fluids. This is the only time she can be true to her own feelings and you just walked into it.

>> No.11633643

It's the same. Ghosts are pure just as everything else on the Moon because they have no concept of a natural death (i.e. life). Yuyuko could just run around because it looked as though she belonged there, as a ghost. On the same hand, because there is no natural death (life) on the Moon, Yuyuko could not use her ability to invite the inhabitants to death. It's the same as considering Yuyuko inviting a phantom to death.

>> No.11633661

>because there is no natural death (life) on the Moon, Yuyuko could not use her ability to invite the inhabitants to death

[citation needed]

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>> No.11633824

someone post the Yucurri one

>> No.11633833

From reading that manga I don't particularly remember anything about Lunarians escaping the concept of death. That's kinda why they exiled Kaguya in the first place.

>> No.11633838

what about this voice?


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I think Lunarians just can't die of old age. Kaguya, however, is invincible.

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>> No.11633970

I thought there was no death because it was a pure place, I don't know much but it's from Shinto I think. Also Eientei was pure too before Imperishable Night.

>> No.11634048

Kaguya was exiled because by drinking the Hourai Elixir she's removed herself from the confines of reality, in a sense. Her generated body is unnatural and so is impure.

Death is activity in the cycle of reincarnation. What I'm calling above "natural death", is the relationship that by living, you must die. In order to die, you must live. On the moon, as it is pure, everything there does not die in this manner. Inhabitants can be injured and die from accidents, but you won't die just from living. That's literally the main reason Tsukuyomi went to the Moon in the first place.

Yuyuko's ability is directly related to this concept of death in particular. Her ability works, as subtly described, by "inviting" the person to death; that is, they give up their life. By being around Yuyuko, humans will eventually want to die, then give up and drop dead (relatedly, this is why her human danger level is rated very high). There is no natural death on the Moon, so her ability doesn't really take effect. Also if it did, at least a few people in the Capital would have died even inadvertently over the course of a month.

Eientei was pure because Kaguya locked the whole space using her power over eternity, or more informatively the power to never change. This state of never changing is why Eientei became the same kind of "pure". If you want to ask why Eientei didn't appear until IN that's another -very- large can of worms.

>> No.11634057

If Yuyuko's ability worked as you describe it, quite a few people in Gensokyo would be dead by now.

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If Kaguya was so impure, how did Eientei remained pure? I remember rituals of making a place pure was to keep impurity outside, with things like ropes behind Kanako and other bullshit.

>> No.11634558

>Her ability works, as subtly described, by "inviting" the person to death
>Inhabitants can be injured and die from accidents
So can't they kill themselves from Yuyuko's power?
>There is no natural death on the Moon, so her ability doesn't really take effect
That makes no sense, if they aren't used to it, wouldn't they be abnormally responsive to it?

>> No.11634735

So they can still die in an unnatural way. Yuyuko's ability is pretty unnatural even if you consider it a natural death. Unless Shinto deems the decision to separate the soul from the body to be a natural cause of death I'm going to have to say Yuyuko is able to exercise her ability on Lunarians. The only 2 people that have been confirmed that Yuyuko cannot kill are Kaguya and Mokou (and maybe Eirin though its been awhile but her using the Elixir as well remains in question). Still, even if she had the ability to kill Lunarians she probably would never do so because its said while she appears to be quite aloof she is very responsible with the use of her power.

>> No.11635719

I've seen a miqo'te named Shou Toramaru that was blonde with black patch highlights in her hair.
A lancer, go figure. Also a Patchouli Knowledge, though she's also a miqo'te, which makes less sense.

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Yukari is such a nice lady

>> No.11637073

I wonder how long it'll take Chen to earn a Yukari beating.

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She's Ran's responsibility so I guess quite a while.

>> No.11637102

Depends on the canon you're using.

- If it's Inaba of the Moon or Touhou M-1, not much time.
- If it's the game and official, non-4koma mangos (sangetsusei, silent sinner, ibarakasen, suzunaan) as well as the official fanbooks, Yukari and Chen simply don't have those personality.
- If it's CHARM!, Chen wouldn't take much time to earn Yukari's beating, but Yukari wouldn't be able to beat her anyway.

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>those personality
Fucking hell.

Those personality traits, I meant.

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but Yukari loves chen

>> No.11637116

Technically, Chen is Rans shiki so I would imagine that Yukari doesn't feel as inclined to keep her in line. There's also the fact that Chen doesn't have the Yakumo name so I guess that Yukari doesn't care about Chen that much.

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She is a very nice lady.

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Oy, which one of you took my hat?

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I wonder if chen will earn the Yakumo's name soon

>> No.11637145

Such a slut pretending to be a lady. Just like /jp/.

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Yukari is baffled!

>> No.11637175

It's fine, isn't it? That's a nice look.

>> No.11637186
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The canon personalities of most characters is bullshit anyway.

The fanon is real in my mind.


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A real qt

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nice dress, Yukari

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She's so lovely

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Yukarin want up!!

>> No.11637458

It isn't immediate. Her ability is the same as that of the Saigyou Ayakashi. People would stay near it because of how beautiful it was, they would give up their will to live, and would just die.
But that does conflict with me saying that a few people on the Moon would have died, so I retract that in particular.

It isn't really "pure" at all, I was just using it to make a comparison. They just don't age, because nothing in Eientei ever "changed" while under Kaguya's power.

I'm not sure if you understood the difference between a natural death and death by injury.
Like I said before, Yuyuko's ability wouldn't work on things on the Moon the same as it wouldn't work on ghosts or gods.

Well, you're valid in saying that there isn't any outright statement that Yuyuko couldn't kill Lunarians, so I don't really mind you not agreeing with me. I'm trying to help understanding the reasons why I'm saying so, not to force a conclusion. That being said, you miss out on a lot ZUN writes about if you only look at the obvious, I think.

It isn't that the soul separating from the body is a cause of death, it's a part of death. If I compare to the Saigyou Ayakashi's effect again, you become greatly at peace, perhaps fall asleep and "just die". I'm trying to get across that it is really the most natural (as in, by the nature of life) way to die; the "unnatural" you mean is referring more to having outside influences affect things.

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Never mind, I've found it. Damn tengu.

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Yukari is ... a pig???

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>> No.11637602 [DELETED] 

Would you eat Yukari's stinky dick cheese?

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>> No.11637656 [DELETED] 

Would you eat my stinky dick cheese and say "thank you sir!"?

>> No.11637668

You know here voice in Koumajou Densetsu II. That is fine for me.

>> No.11637695

>you miss out on a lot ZUN writes about if you only look at the obvious
You're talking about ZUN as if he's a real author.

>> No.11637788

What is Perfect Memento in Strict Sense?

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Diaper-hat futa

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>> No.11637860

Yukari is a fucking hag, it is so lame how she tr-

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>> No.11637882

Well, I meant more when she'd care enough about her. Yukari doesn't beat Ran just to beat her, she beats her because she loves her.

>> No.11637910

Did Candlejack get him or wh-

>> No.11638511

What even IS Chen's personality?

>> No.11638528

Bratty cunt.

>> No.11638533

It's clearly Kikuko Inoue.

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>> No.11638542

Yukari deserves more futa doujins

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look how young and trendy Yukari is

>> No.11638637

She already has alot

>> No.11638655


>> No.11638710 [DELETED] 

>I was actually trying to recreate the /jpol/ thread that the jannie killed, but this time with a /jp/-related OP so the jannie wouldn't kill it.
>I was actually trying to recreate the /jpol/ thread that the jannie killed, but this time with a /jp/-related OP so the jannie wouldn't kill it.
>I was actually trying to recreate the /jpol/ thread that the jannie killed, but this time with a /jp/-related OP so the jannie wouldn't kill it.

This thread is offensive and off-topic. Why is it allowed?

>> No.11638713 [DELETED] 

>muh feelings
I only opened this thread for images and I didn't read it but even I can tell you're overreacting.
I saw people talking about yukari and posting yukari pics, seems on topic to me

>> No.11638727 [DELETED] 

I'm just joshing with ya. I got a more on-topic thread deleted, so now I'm all butthurt that a troll thread is allowed. Pay me no mind and keep on truckin'.

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Because you touch jewr gold at night.

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Also, what the fuck, >>11638713?

I started this thread to replace this one >>11630395, and to make it clear that Yukari did nothing wrong. Those humans were asking for it, and if it wasn't for Yukari, Gensokyo would have have been the one to become Israel, instead of Palestine.

>> No.11638750 [DELETED] 

Well maybe if extra-dimensional lands of fantasy existed, we could have given those to the displaced Jews instead. As it stands, they at least partly had a right to the land of Israel. That doesn't justify the exodus of hundreds of thousands of Palestinian Arabs, but maybe we can chalk that up to just another loss of war.

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>[the jews] at least partly had a right to the land of Israel
You haven't studied the case, have you?

No, the jews had fuck all right to israel. The only reason why the palestinians got displaced was because the jews were abusing the military knowledge and weaponry they had amassed during WWII, and were using them to massacre the sandniggers . This is documented fact by the very jews who did it.

If you're interested in the subject, study it. You can read the quintessential book on the subject, Benny Morris' The Birth of the Palestinian Refugee Problem Revisited, to get all the facts you can from both sides. But if you're too american to read, there's a BBC documentary that tries to stay as neutral as possible too, which came in, like, 2010. At least have the decency to watch that.

Once you study those facts, it becomes crystal clear that the jews had not one spec of right to take over the palestinians' land, and what's more - if Hit- er, Yukari hadn't done what she did, the jews would've taken over Germa- er, Gensokyo instead of Palestine.

Here, have the documentary:

If you want the book, I can upload it for you.

>> No.11638781 [DELETED] 


>they at least partly had a right to the land of Israel.


>> No.11638781,1 [INTERNAL] 

It's ironic because troll threads are being allowed ironically when the OP admits he made them ironically.

>> No.11638781,2 [INTERNAL] 

I don't think you understand how irony works.

Say you donated $100 to a homeless guy, and he thanks you and buys food and new clothes. Then you come back and say "h-hey, i just gave you that money ironically so... you know.. ha ha."

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Yukari hug!

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>the /jpol/ discussion was cleansed
Go back to count your masters' gold, jannie.

Thankfully, it'll live on in the archive.

>> No.11638871,1 [INTERNAL] 

I have literally ironically donated money to a homeless man who said he'd spend it on clothes before, full well knowing he'd spend it in booze. Joke's on him, I knew he'd buy that cider.

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>> No.11639273

Implying he doesn't make his living with his writing.

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Yes, indeed!

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You should go move there too.

>> No.11639303

That feel when you never hug Yukari

>> No.11639311
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Its not impossible.

>> No.11639611

Cirno wasn't even able to freeze the lake.

>> No.11639621

Plenty of them are translated

>> No.11639625

I want to such on Yukari's balls, and slap them.

>> No.11639638


>> No.11639645
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Yukari is sleeping! Please don't stare at her feet.

>> No.11639652

i am not staring at her feet

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Twader nigger

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dem hips, mang.

dem fugging hips

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10/10 body

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dat gap, dem hips AND zettai ryouiki.

It's like some fetish perfect storm.

>> No.11640380

why are yukari fans so weird o.O

>> No.11640381


And she gaps practically any guy she sees and fucks them.

I think I understand where all her sinsacks came from--They're her fuck buddies, all of whom she gapped and seduced at one point in time or another.

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hypothesis: all /jp/sies, who like yukari, are subs as HELL

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JIDF please go.

>> No.11641430
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I, for one, would love to dominate the hell out of Yukari.

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>> No.11642476

Let's be honest,anon.
If you're on /jp/, it means you couldn't dominate a cup of instant ramen even if you tried.

>> No.11642483

I want her to dominate me with her elegant yet smelly feet

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Smells like strawberries

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Meidorin a best

>> No.11642506
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I wonder how such powerful youkai was born

>> No.11642515

I hope nobody makes a ur mum joke

>> No.11642838

The whole point of doing that was that they'd steal something the Lunarians can't take back. Well, unless they want to drink piss, but by then everything's been filtered out.

>> No.11643751

She looks so cute in this picture I wanna kiss her

>> No.11643773

I'd force them to pee in the jug in front of everyone, then mount it as a show of dominance. Then again i'm not bullshit moonhax bitch so i'd just get laughed at.

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>> No.11644937
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Yukari is real!

>> No.11644942

Why does she wear a diaper on her head?

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moe and stuff

>> No.11645227

translate it

>> No.11645236

>not wearing a diaper on your head
anon u must be joking me

>> No.11645252

"Yukari is real."

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sleeping with Yukari

>> No.11647013
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I'd take a lot of embarrassing pics and blackmail her with them~ Yukarin's body will become my toy!

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Its lovely

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Why is this thread still there ?

>> No.11647051
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too strong to be removed

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Nice dress

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you again?

>> No.11647108


>> No.11647113
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Didn't expect anyone to guess but this is from the artist's pixiv.

>> No.11647121

Real women around their 30s aren't like that. Like, totally not. Not even close.

>> No.11647135

Blackmailing Yukari... She'll just gap some nigros dick into your frontal lobe.

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What a shame.

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Shhhh. Just let my enjoy my delusions!

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>> No.11647148
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Appreciating Yukari's beauty!

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>> No.11647153

That was a nice doujin.

>> No.11647154
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She's a youkai, not the object of your desire.

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I love her!

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fuck your laws.
I fucking love her

>> No.11647182

[implied holocaust intensifies]

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She is my waifu

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>> No.11648349

Pretty slutty maybe.

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Yukari is a pure young maiden!

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>> No.11648512
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That wetness.

>> No.11648687

I like it.

>> No.11648920
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The wetness is the best thing about the picture. She can't help but be aroused by the fact you have her tied up.

>> No.11649032

And that poker face. Delicious. Don't worry, Yukari; even if your face isn't honest, the rest of your body is.
Has she noticed how aroused she is, I wonder?

>> No.11649096
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She is just pulling a bluff, hoping you won't notice. But once you make your move, her resolve will crumble before you. She can't fight it.

>> No.11649266

But she'll try, I'm sure. This just gets better and better.

>> No.11649305

You guys do realize that you're talking about a Youkai right? Sorry to break it to you but your body won't be able to keep up with her. She's just teasing you.

>> No.11649310

How do you know they aren't Youkai?

>> No.11649315

So you should tire her out first?

>> No.11649329
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She won't be able to hold out forever.

Who cares about that

>> No.11649359

I wonder how long her dignity would last? Resisting pleasure is one thing, but maintaining some composure while doing so is another. Would she even try to put up that facade after it's clear I'm not falling for it?
That face gradually changing from confident defiance to desperate resistance would make this worth it on it's own.

>> No.11649490 [SPOILER] 
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I wonder how she will look when she finally cracks. A tearful expression, bitter at the outcome? Or a docile look, having submitted to what she really wants.

>> No.11649509

The former, I hope. Cracked or not, she's still Yukari, and I expect a good performance. Docility will not be tolerated.

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What if she acts docile out of spite?

>> No.11649562

Oh-ho! Clever. I'd punish her regardless, though. Docility in such a situation ill-suits her.
How exactly would she be "acting docile," do you think?

>> No.11649598 [SPOILER] 
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I imagine she would look something like this and would be complying without resistance. She looks like she's given up, but has she really? Is this just a different strategy she has adopted?

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Anyway since this thread has already reached autosage might as well imagecap it now. Ending off with something for the season.

>> No.11649624

Well that's no fun at all. If her confident facade broke down, though, then this one will as well.
...I could film her, I suppose. Lot of people would like to see this. Try and draw out that lingering pride, you know?

>> No.11649637

She would certainly squeeze out every last ounce of remaining dignity if under the threat of being seen by many people.
I don't think I would actually want to show the film around though, I like the thought that only I can see her in this pitiful state.

>> No.11649669

Oh, I wouldn't either, but she doesn't know that.
With the pride back up, though, I'd have a perfect opportunity to bring out the drugs and toys.

>> No.11649688

I think just the sight of those would unhinge her at that point, she certainly wouldn't be able to keep up the facade for very long.

>> No.11649698

No doubt. But hey, she's a mighty youkai, right? Tons of strength and stamina. She can handle it.

>> No.11649872

An image dump reaching autosage before image limit? That's a first.

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And what happens when she's finally all spent?

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Well...I'm not sure. You mean completely and totally spent?
That would take a long time. Since she's so tough, she could last for...days? Weeks? Months, even?

How exactly are we defining "all spent?"