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What would you do if you found a cute little loli, /jp/?

>> No.1162832

inb4 raep

>> No.1162834

>>1162822
>>1162822

Return to parents. And advise them to take better care of them.

>> No.1162837

Roll for initiative

>> No.1162836

Tsukihime anime was better than the game itself, the animation was pretty neat for its time, they explored some of the characters more deeply, there were some interesting plot twists through out the episodes and you probably won't admit it, but I bet you cried while watching the last episode. The amusement park episode was entertaining and brought some funny moments to this dark, almost emo series. Overall I enjoyed it all the way through. The showdown at the end kept me on the edge of my seat. The only negative thing that I can find is that it was a bit too short.

>> No.1162841

>>1162834
You're a failure of an Anon.

>> No.1162847

>>1162822
Wait until she's 16.

>> No.1162853

>>1162822
So what the hell is the sauce anyway, I was too shy to ask the last time I saw this.

>> No.1162851

>>1162841

But a success of a man.

>> No.1162859

Raise her as my daughter.

>> No.1162866

I work in a school all day, I find cute little lolis all the time. I just send them back to their classes (or wherever the hell they are supposed to be).

>> No.1162870

>>1162822
>Return to parents. And advise them to take better care of them.
This if she's 3D

>> No.1162884

>>1162822
>Professor, I believe this child was originally a boy...

>Yes, and?

>> No.1162890

>>1162822
Ask her how the hell she got in my room, as that's the only place I ever go.

>> No.1162931

>>1162822
Talk to her I guess. If things go smoothly, I'd hug her.

>> No.1162945

[X] RUFFLE HAIR!

>> No.1162978

A coworker had a party and invited everyone to come to their place (small store only about eight employed there). Someone brought their three year old loli with them and she ran around a lot, he father always calling her back into the room when she went chasing after the dog in the kitchen. I ended up spending a lot of time in the kitchen eating snacks, playing with the loli, and bringing her back to the other room. Later I held her while I was in the living room with everyone else; I know her father pretty well and she was smiling and hugging me the whole time. It was like I was really a dad ;_;

>> No.1162977

>>1162834
im gonna have to agree i like my DFC on older girls

>> No.1163024

>>1162978
Cool story, bro.

>> No.1163039

>>1163024
Thanks

>> No.1163094

What is a good job that lets me work with lolis? Besides school teacher.

>> No.1163097

>>1163094
Pediatrician?

>> No.1163101

>>1162978
I ended up with a friend that has never left my side for the last 20 years in a similar way.

Note to all of you: you can make friends for a long time by just acting like a normal brother to little kids, and they will love you for it. It really is a very rewarding thing to do.

>> No.1163106

>>1163101
You fucking pervert. It's like your breeding your own sex slaves.

>> No.1163108

>>1163094
Anything in an elementary school or daycare (I don't suggest the latter). You will need an FBI background check for the school. Sometimes volunteer work for a church will get you there too. Please be have like a normal human though, and don't scar them too bad. They are the future, remember that.

>> No.1163114

>>1163106
Not really, I can't view her as one. I've known her for so long I view her more as a little sister.

>> No.1163122

>>1163106
No Anon you are the perverts.

>> No.1163208

>>1163106
Breeding slaves is wrong?

>> No.1163209

>>1163208
Well how would you feel if someone was you friend for 20 years and then decided to put a penis in your mouth?

>> No.1163213

>>1163108
The future? who cares about that?

>> No.1163233

>>1162822
this made me hard


moar/sauce/artist/etc

>> No.1163236

>>1162978
Tell her dad that you know 4chan.

>> No.1163239

>>1162822
BEST END

>> No.1163240

Reminds me of princess maker.

>> No.1163243

>>1163236
4chan is a pretty cool guy.

>> No.1163244

>>1163236
Why would I want to do that?

>> No.1163245

>>1163243
Croatia... just shut up.

>> No.1163247

>>1162822
Eyes made of sex.

>> No.1163248
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>>1163233
That guy also made 3 Idolmaster pages.
This is the first one...

>> No.1163258

Sauce is
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=33872

>> No.1163264

>>1163248
CONTINUE

>> No.1163282

>>1163264
seconded

>> No.1163279
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>>1163264
Sorry, my connection is being tsundere...

>> No.1163283

>>1163264

>> No.1163285
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1163285

And last one I have

>> No.1163295

where's this guy's animation?

>> No.1163308

Oh the moon people and their idolmasters

>> No.1163380

>>1163285
amazing

>> No.1163384
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>>1163295
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3439870

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