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11623037 No.11623037[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Am I alone here or does a good fap session in the middle of the day completely kill your drive to do anything?

>> No.11623043

>drive to do anything
what is this

>> No.11623045

This would probably happen to me if I had any drive to begin with.

But I don't.

>> No.11623046

I can only enjoy media if I haven't. Not even lewd media, just anything.

>> No.11623047

>>11623037
Cute image, dork.

>> No.11623048

Fapping drains your stamina, it will make you more tired even if you don't realize it.

>> No.11623053

There's more to it than just getting tired because you fapped, there's many factors, but the main one is getting a good night's sleep. You don't sleep well you'll most likely be tired the rest of the day and without energy to do much. If you didn't sleep much the next time you'll need to sleep even more than normal, is a vicious circle if you don't sleep well, the result is you being tired for days.

>> No.11623053,1 [INTERNAL] 

dude really

>> No.11623069

I'm above fapping. Stop being such a stupid animal.

>> No.11623081

>>11623069
Heh.

>> No.11623084

Quite the opposite.

Fapping releases endorphins which help you sleep better. I always fap when I need a nap - and wake up half an hour later fully refreshed.

>> No.11623089

countdown to someone posting that bullshit TEDxTalks video about porn starts here.

>> No.11623096

Fapping makes my body feel extremely dirty for some reason. It feels like my hair gets oily, and my skin gets greasy, I also oversleep when I do it before bed. I preform much better in shmups and fighters if I don't jerk off, but that's probably just placebo.

The only time I actually feel good after masturbating is when I've saved up for weeks and edge for 3+ hours.

>> No.11623100
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>>11623069
I'm beyond emotions. Get on my level.

>> No.11623139

>>11623046
Kore. What the fuck, man.
>>11623096
>It feels like my hair gets oily, and my skin gets greasy,
Kore mo.

>> No.11623190

Sometimes I have to fap to get it out of my system, otherwise I can't start doing something.

>> No.11623232

>>11623190
Yeah if I'm too tense to sit down and read I often have to fap first to calm down and get focused.

>> No.11623260
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11623260

Wish I could masturbate a /jp/...

>> No.11623289

>>11623139
romaji fags right here < ウェーボ でか? WWWWWWW

lol OP execise self control bro

>> No.11623310 [DELETED] 

>>11623260

It's not called masturbation if you're doing it to someone else, it's a handjob then.

>> No.11623320

>>11623310
I could corhirse a /jp/ to do it.

>> No.11623325
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11623325

be a little productive
I need to fap so I can think
now I'm hungry
repeats

>> No.11623337

When I get really pissed off, fapping really helps.

>> No.11623338

No, I can fap and still do things.
And that's through a pretty energetic fap session too. I think the trick is to do things that give you something to look forward to, like growing plants, or brewing alcohol

>> No.11623372
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>>11623100
I'm beyond existence and human understanding. Get on my level.

>> No.11623379

>>11623372
I'm beyond

>> No.11623393
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>>11623379
I'm Beyonder.

>> No.11623406

>>11623393
I'm beyondest

>> No.11623412

>>11623406
I'm so far beyond your beyondest that you couldn't possibly go beyond my level.

>> No.11623419
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>>11623310
It can't be a handjob if I want to masturbate a /jp/ with my throatpussy!

>> No.11623428

>>11623412
No it goes fast, faster, fastest.
Beyond, beyonder, beyondest.

I remember this from primary school

>> No.11623443

Fapping makes me feel so tired that I don't do anything all day. Then for the next day I feel very dull and gloomy. And I don't do anything. Then the third day comes.

>> No.11623449

>>11623419
I use my handpussy

>> No.11623454

>>11623428
Beyonderest. Checkm8.

>> No.11623457

I am the beyondmost.

>> No.11623461
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11623461

I'm Beyoncé.

>> No.11623467

If I fap I will ruin this day. But my penis won't listen to me. It won't stop throbbing. Help me!

>> No.11623469
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11623469

This a level beyond that. A super sayian 3. Sorry to keep you waiting.

>> No.11623470

>>11623467
Don't fight it, just fap.

>> No.11623503

>he doesn't fap before getting out of bed
>he doesn't fap before leaving the house
DYEL?

>> No.11623530

>>11623503
>leaving the house

>> No.11623652

You guys are very gay.

>> No.11623677
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>>11623652
Masturbating isn't gay! Now give me your dick.

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>>11623677
No, homo

>> No.11623751

>>11623503
>>11623530

Who are you quoting?

>> No.11623775

>>11623683
It's not homo because I'm a girl.

>> No.11623799

>>11623652
So what?

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