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11622856 No.11622856[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

That fucking glorious feeling when you realize that you could possibly have a qtp2t yandere stalker from Japan who wants to kidnap you and use you as a putrid sex object. This isn't the first time this person logged into my facebook from this location.

>> No.11622864

Cross-reference it against the /jp/ group on Zeemaps!

>> No.11622868

I can't believe this is real.

Reminds me of that troll email screenshot where it's like,
"Facebook -- John Doe downloaded 5 of your photographs."

Stalkers have enough problems, normies. Stop making things so hard on them.

>> No.11622883

Wait, what?

How is logging into your facebook and being a yandere who wants you ponos related at all? As someone who has attempted casual social engineering and identity theft before, I can definitely tell you I was not interested in the pelvis piston of anyone I was stalking!

>> No.11622888

>>11622883
ITS FUCKING RELATED OKAY? CAN'T A LONELY NIGGA HAVE HOPE? WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I FUCKIN DREAM MANNNN? I's gonna die alone anyways....

>> No.11622894

i had someone register their paypal account to my email address before... i thought it was some kind of scam, but it was legit. they closed it quickly enough, but quite amusing.

they probably just typed the wrong username

>> No.11622899

>>11622883
Sometimes I think stalkers are the most romantic people out there. Even normies and casuals blow their load thinking about (or viewing a picture of) a friend, but the true stalkers who do it for years on end are truly in love with a person. It's really sad that this kind of behavior is now seen as immoral and shameful.

>> No.11622896

>>11622888
At least you got some SICK DUBLES AND A HALF

>> No.11622897
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>>11622888

O-oh.. Um, I'm sorry, Anon..

>> No.11622898
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>>11622888
Your godly dubs that gracefully fade into sweet trips make me feel infinitely. It was truly a feel that I will never feel again... ;_;

>> No.11622910

Damn it, I should of taken the IP address facebook gave me. Is there anything you could do with it? Like maybe get pictures of the person who was stalking me?

>> No.11622916

>>11622910
no

>> No.11622915
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11622915

>facebook

You don't belong here, and you never will. Go diga a hole and die in it, you stupid dickass normie scum!

>> No.11622917

>>11622896
>>11622898
kill yourself

>> No.11622918

>>11622910
You could have looked them up in the phone book.

>> No.11622925
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>>11622864
What is /jp/'s Zeemap?

>tfw no qt /jp/sie to make sweet non-sexual love with

>> No.11622926

>>11622915
Listen, I haven't logged in for at least a year. I cut off all connections with my friends and everything. Every now and then I log on as a ghost and see what everyone is up to but then I log out because I become depressed. Then, I realize it isn't so bad being alone because I chose to live like this. It's an easier way of living, not having to worry about others and all. Although I am glad that I left them, they were once my friends...

>> No.11622929

>>11622925
http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592

>> No.11622934

>>11622933
I know, I'll probably see you in 5 years. I'm okay with this though.

>> No.11622933

>>11622926
>Then, I realize it isn't so bad being alone because I chose to live like this. It's an easier way of living

leeeeeeeeel. see you in 5 years.

>> No.11622936

>>11622926
Unrequited love is an age-old wonder.

>> No.11622942

>>11622934
you'll be so depressed you wont even have the strength to post on /jp/ anymore

>> No.11622940

Here you go OP.

http://clubsg.skygolf.com/courses/course/316726/Asaka_Public_Golf_Course.html

>> No.11622946

>>11622942
I don't want to be with anyone.

>> No.11622950

>>11622946
Denial only works for so long.

>> No.11622951

>>11622926
;_;

>> No.11622952

>>11622946
You do, but what you need to understand is that it doesn't have to be a human being.

>> No.11622953

>>11622950
Are you trying to fix me or something?

>> No.11622958

>>11622952
So like an animal or something?

>> No.11622963

>>11622953
No, I'm speaking from experience. I don't give a fuck if you become a disgusting wreck who can't get out of bed on the best days.

>> No.11622967

>>11622963
but don't worry this wont happen to you because you are a special boy who don't need no friend. Just ask all the people who have been completely alone for 10 years how happy and content they are L-0-L

>> No.11622970

>>11622963
>>11622967
uh, okay. I didn't come here for a lecture, man. If it comes to that, then so be it.

>> No.11622971

>>11622958
It can be a pet, a doll, or even a cartoon girlfriend.

``Everybody needs somebody.''
-- Toy Story

>> No.11622974
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>>11622971
I already have a waifu!

>> No.11622976

Sorry anon, but jap proxies are the easiest and the faster to get. They`re also free.

>> No.11622977

>>11622974
>I don't want to be with anyone.
>I already have a waifu!

So you lied to us. That's pretty low, Anon.

>> No.11622980

>>11622977
I'm not OP though!!

*MEXICANS IN MY CLOSET*

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>>11622926

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>>11622929
>tfw there's a jpsie near me and drone strikes as well

i-i hope they're ok

>> No.11623024

>>11622910
>should of

>>11622856
It's probably a hairy man. Or one of the Korean yakuza, trying to add another entry to his identity theft database, for making false credit card payments.

>> No.11623040

Yeah, that or someone uses a Japanese VPN to try some shit.

>> No.11623058

>>11622929
this map is completely useless. nobody put contact info so it doesn't even work. you're suppose to leave an email

>> No.11623072

>>11622963

I love it when normies in denial come to preach about how sad and horrible existence is without being beholden to others

>> No.11623085

>>11623072
I love how summerNEETs act like they know what they are talking about.

>> No.11623113 [DELETED] 

fuck yalls ``normie'' spiel .

ppl are starting to take it serious. its cruel to take the piss outta retards that way.

>> No.11623119

>>11622929
Someone in my city didn't put contact info. Please don't be so dumb, portlander.

>> No.11623155

>>11622929
There's actually some of you guys up in Memphis? Wow.

>> No.11624500

>>11622929
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592
I got drone striked! I feel so special :^)

>> No.11624595

Facebook does this? That's a bit scary. I've never tried to log into anyone's facebook because I feel like the normie would infect me, but I wonder if other sites are following suit. I don't want cute girls I internet stalk to know my location when I try to get into their accounts... Or even that I was trying to log in at all.

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