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Mother hangs love pillow covers outside

what do?

>> No.11620078

Is this an accurate translation of that text?

>> No.11620082

#The moment when your mother’s kindness shows its fangs

>> No.11620090
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>> No.11620093

I'd rape her for being so dumb

>> No.11620100

Jeeze mom, quit being so heteronormative and cissexist.

>> No.11620101

Ha ha. That's a mom with a sense of humor.

>> No.11620106

I wonder if it's the same person

>> No.11620119

Reading futa manga with mommy!

>> No.11620123

I just remembered I forgot to hide my dakimakura before I left today.

>> No.11620125

We're gonna need to have a talk when you get home, Jason.

- Dad

>> No.11620128

since mom thinks they're boys, she probably wants to get f*ked by them too.

>> No.11620134
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We have maid service today, that's what I'm more worried about.

>> No.11620136


Fuck the maid.

>> No.11620137

C-cuute... I imagine his mom being an ara-ara type of woman.

>> No.11620143

Its not that easy, Josh.

>> No.11620149

imagine his mom having a huge thick futa cock she has been keeping a secret.

>> No.11620150

Are you rich?

>> No.11620189


Is this an accurate translation? Shouldn't it be "women" or "boys"?

>> No.11620192

>Don't you know any Japanese?

Is this a rhetorical question?

>> No.11620191


Don't you know any Japanese?

>> No.11620195

On /jp/, it always is. Because everyone on /jp/ knows dat Japanese like his mother's tongue.

>> No.11620193


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me as a mommy~!

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>> No.11620218

Mommy is UGLY!

>> No.11620221

lmfao did he actually get his hrt

>> No.11620251

i know it like your mother's tongue

>> No.11620258

Is she a /jp/?

>> No.11620265

>Is she a /jp/?

Are you rocking my horse right now, Anon?

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Im rolling in otakubux, nigga.

>> No.11620363 [DELETED] 

Does anyone know how to get a Japanese mom? Please respond.

>> No.11620370

1. Find Japanese man and woman.
2. Breed them until the woman is pregnant with a girl (if it's a boy, wait 9+ months and try again).
3. Wait until girl is born and hits puberty (might take 12 years or more).
4. Breed girl with man (he doesn't have to be Japanese) until she gets pregnant.

Congratulations, you now have a Japanese mom!

>> No.11620374

dat feelio when your 母さん asks you how much your 美少女フィギュア collection cost

>> No.11620376

Why not just cut out the 13 years waiting time and find a random Japanese mom? And what's wrong with having a boy in point 2?

>> No.11620378

I dont get it. Which one of them is supposed to be my mom?

>> No.11620379

what did you tell her

>> No.11620384


>> No.11620385

Because the daughter becomes the mom. This is how you get a Japanese mom. You can't make an apple pie from scratch without first inventing the universe.

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>You can't make an apple pie from scratch without first inventing the universe.

RIP sagan-kun...

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They're remaking Cosmos with this guy. Sagan lives on through him.

>> No.11620406

Hopefully not. The last thing I need is half informed, half baked opinions on history and how the evil theocracy eats babies.

Let the man do his own thing.

>> No.11620416

Why not Bill Nye?

>> No.11620442

No dude, now it's an action series:

Too white.

>> No.11620498

Bill Nye looks really old now
Like, nearing grandpa old

>> No.11620504

What the hell dude, he doesn't look that old. Also, Bill Nye would be perfect for cosmos, but I'm sure ndt will do just fine.

>> No.11620520

How Can Cosmos Be Real if Our Eyes Aren't Real ?

>> No.11620537

Jaden please go.

>> No.11620983

Shiki pls

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Kill yourself.