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Mother hangs love pillow covers outside

what do?

>> No.11620078

Is this an accurate translation of that text?

>> No.11620082

>>11620078
#The moment when your mother’s kindness shows its fangs

>> No.11620090
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Mooom...

>> No.11620093

>>11620090
I'd rape her for being so dumb

>> No.11620100

>>11620090
Jeeze mom, quit being so heteronormative and cissexist.

>> No.11620101

>>11620090
Ha ha. That's a mom with a sense of humor.

>> No.11620106

>>11620072
I wonder if it's the same person
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/04/12/teenage-shame-mother-accepts-delivery-of-19-year-old-sons-erotic-bed-sheets/

>> No.11620119

>>11620090
Reading futa manga with mommy!

>> No.11620123

I just remembered I forgot to hide my dakimakura before I left today.

>> No.11620125

>>11620123
We're gonna need to have a talk when you get home, Jason.

- Dad

>> No.11620128

>>11620119
since mom thinks they're boys, she probably wants to get f*ked by them too.

>> No.11620134
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>>11620125
We have maid service today, that's what I'm more worried about.

>> No.11620136

>>11620134
So?

Fuck the maid.

>> No.11620137

>>11620090
C-cuute... I imagine his mom being an ara-ara type of woman.

>> No.11620143

>>11620136
Its not that easy, Josh.

>> No.11620149

>>11620137
imagine his mom having a huge thick futa cock she has been keeping a secret.

>> No.11620150

>>11620134
Are you rich?

>> No.11620189

>>11620090
>girls
>men

Is this an accurate translation? Shouldn't it be "women" or "boys"?

>> No.11620192

>>11620191
>Don't you know any Japanese?

Is this a rhetorical question?

>> No.11620191

>>11620189
女の子

Don't you know any Japanese?

>> No.11620195

>>11620192
On /jp/, it always is. Because everyone on /jp/ knows dat Japanese like his mother's tongue.

>> No.11620193

>>11620192
Obviously

>> No.11620207
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>>11620119
>>11620137
>>11620101
me as a mommy~!

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>>11620207

>> No.11620218

>>11620214
Mommy is UGLY!

>> No.11620221

>>11620214
lmfao did he actually get his hrt

>> No.11620251

>>11620195
i know it like your mother's tongue

>> No.11620258

>>11620214
Is she a /jp/?

>> No.11620265

>>11620258
>Is she a /jp/?
>SPARKY.jpg

Are you rocking my horse right now, Anon?

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>>11620150
Im rolling in otakubux, nigga.

>> No.11620363 [DELETED] 

Does anyone know how to get a Japanese mom? Please respond.

>> No.11620370

>>11620363
1. Find Japanese man and woman.
2. Breed them until the woman is pregnant with a girl (if it's a boy, wait 9+ months and try again).
3. Wait until girl is born and hits puberty (might take 12 years or more).
4. Breed girl with man (he doesn't have to be Japanese) until she gets pregnant.

Congratulations, you now have a Japanese mom!

>> No.11620374

dat feelio when your 母さん asks you how much your 美少女フィギュア collection cost

>> No.11620376

>>11620370
Why not just cut out the 13 years waiting time and find a random Japanese mom? And what's wrong with having a boy in point 2?

>> No.11620378

>>11620370
I dont get it. Which one of them is supposed to be my mom?

>> No.11620379

>>11620374
what did you tell her

>> No.11620384

>>11620379
60000円

>> No.11620385

>>11620376
Because the daughter becomes the mom. This is how you get a Japanese mom. You can't make an apple pie from scratch without first inventing the universe.

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>>11620385

>You can't make an apple pie from scratch without first inventing the universe.

RIP sagan-kun...

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>>11620388
They're remaking Cosmos with this guy. Sagan lives on through him.

>> No.11620406

>>11620391
Hopefully not. The last thing I need is half informed, half baked opinions on history and how the evil theocracy eats babies.

Let the man do his own thing.

>> No.11620416

>>11620391
Why not Bill Nye?

>> No.11620442

>>11620406
No dude, now it's an action series:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeVCR1qfMaU

>>11620416
Too white.

>> No.11620498

>>11620416
Bill Nye looks really old now
Like, nearing grandpa old

>> No.11620504

>>11620498
What the hell dude, he doesn't look that old. Also, Bill Nye would be perfect for cosmos, but I'm sure ndt will do just fine.

>> No.11620520

>>11620391
How Can Cosmos Be Real if Our Eyes Aren't Real ?

>> No.11620537

>>11620520
Jaden please go.

>> No.11620983

>>11620136
Shiki pls

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>>11620072
Kill yourself.

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