Japan is predictable.

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Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:27:43 2013 No.11618132 [Reply] [Original]

Japan is predictable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:29:57 2013 No.11618137 Is /jp/ the tough American getting attacked by the loli?

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:40:43 2013 No.11618164 [DELETED]

>>11618137

This image is a poetic summary of the current global situation. Big bad America is being lulled into a false sense of security by the warrior-people of Japan. They falsely present themselves as vulnerable does without the capacity to commit such atrocities as they did in the past, so that America will never expect the Thahdo Reicho.

Yamato damashi. Heil the god-emporer of Japan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:42:27 2013 No.11618169 >>11618164 If Japan decides to invade the American homeland with cute loli soldiers dressed in tactical frills, I won't mind very much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:42:43 2013 No.11618170 Is there an imageboard where Japanese qt's talk about their husbandos but secretly want a euro bf?

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:44:27 2013 No.11618172 [DELETED]

>>11618169

I hope they invent a more friendly communist/socialist system, with personalized rewards.

Example: if a normal person works for eight hours in a corn field, he gets some money or some food or whatever. But if a tru/jp/ works for eight hours in a corn field, they can choose to receive sexual acts from a loli as payment. I believe this system would make communism much more palatable!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:44:43 2013 No.11618173 >>11618170 Sorry, they usually want a 'Murican bf

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:44:57 2013 No.11618174 So how does she play? Speed throw oriented character?

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:46:27 2013 No.11618175 [DELETED]

>>11618170

>euro

What? American semen goes for double the next-highest contender (Swedish semen) at Japanese sperm banks.

Source: I sold sperm regularly when I was living in Japan, as well as plasma. Did you know you can make $900 per month selling plasma, especially in areas regularly stricken by disaster?

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:46:42 2013 No.11618177

This thread does not belong on this board.

Here, let me explain why.

First off, that picture is from a game that is playable in the west. Second, your post content "Japan is predictable" has absolutely nothing to do with otaku culture.

Please, take this to the designated board and save our prized janitor the trouble of taking it for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:47:42 2013 No.11618178 >>11618172 Well I don't I'd much prefer laissez-faire lolis Government wouldn't allow loli payments, but free market would

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:50:42 2013 No.11618183
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>>11618175
THEY ACCEPT FOREIGN SEMEN?!
It's hard to donate semen when I am only 5'7, but that's the average in Japan. So maybe I'll be able to finally make money by masturbating if I go there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:51:42 2013 No.11618186 >>11618174 I'm hoping for "high kick" style.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:52:27 2013 No.11618187 >>11618175 That's odd, you'd expect the countries with superior genetic make-up to be at the top.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:54:12 2013 No.11618193 >>11618187 White Americans have a pretty good genetic stock due to the melting pot of all the different European genes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:54:27 2013 No.11618194 >>11618187 American-Japanese halfbreeds are more attractive, and that's what matters when making children.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:04:13 2013 No.11618213 File: 1.14 MB, 1280x4948, 1361974171154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:10:12 2013 No.11618232 >>11618194 They either look so japanese you can't even tell they're half breed or are just plain ugly like most of the mestizos in the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:12:57 2013 No.11618239 >>11618177 actually you can't play it in the west, it's info about the new arcade version of DOA5

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:15:27 2013 No.11618249 >>11618239 You can play DOA5U in the west. You can not play DOA5 Arcade Edition in the west OR japan currently, so even bringing that up is irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:19:43 2013 No.11618258 >predictable >uses a fighting style (Systema) that is almost as dirty as Krav Maga No, predictable would be having a loli throw a loli punch and then fall on her butt

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:30:43 2013 No.11618276 >>11618177 >First off, that picture is from a game that is playable in the west. So is Touhou and so is Kancolle. You slow?

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:32:42 2013 No.11618278

>>11618132
Why is she flat? Are girls allowed to be flat in DOA? I thought they didn't want to make any new models. Even that purple haired girl Ayame is like a ZZZ cup at 14 years old. How old is this character? 9?

Is she going to be in the next beach game and get it banned for CP again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:34:12 2013 No.11618281 I don't want this stupid fighting game. I just want another volleyball game.

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:40:12 2013 No.11618293 [DELETED]

>>11618258

'fighting systems'/'martial arts' don't actually work. The one exception is jiu jitsu which can teach you good wrestling practices. Also, note that even for jiu jitsu the ratio of 'placebo schools' to genuine jiu jitsu schools is something like 20:1.

The fact is that the world's top fighters do not use martial arts or proprietary fighting systems to beat their opponents, although they may be awarded 'honorary black belts' by various schools. This is done for the same reason highly successful people who dropped out of colleges are often awarded honorary degrees: it makes people incorrectly associate the person's success with that school, which is a no-cost form of advertisement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:43:13 2013 No.11618300 >>11618293 Those two fighting styles I mentioned are practiced (and mostly improved) by Spetsnaz and the Israeli army. Do your math.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:43:57 2013 No.11618303 >>11618293 I can assure you that krav maga and muay thai are two that work.

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:49:12 2013 No.11618312 [DELETED]

>>11618300

What is your point? "The Israeli military does this therefore it works?"

I can read Wikipedia articles too, dude. You are not dropping surprising info-bombs, you are regurgitating the expected and misinformed response. The Israeli military invests into lots of fruitless shit. The world's militaries, and especially the Israeli military, are not known for their abilities to spend effectively and efficiently. The Israeli systema instructors are frauds teaching that have nothing to do with their so-called fighting style.

You can find videos of systema drill instructors online. You'll find such amazing and innovative moves as "Striking your enemy with your rifle's butt" and "Kicking your enemy in the knees."

>>11618303

Sorry, I don't care about your assurances.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:53:57 2013 No.11618319 Is this some currently popular character from another series making a strongly hinted at cameo? What's predictable here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:59:12 2013 No.11618338 >>11618319 Putting a twintailed flatty in a punch-up, that's what

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:06:35 2013 No.11618347 >>11618338 How is that predictable for DOA?

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:44:22 2013 No.11618430

>>11618312
> "Striking your enemy with your rifle's butt" and "Kicking your enemy in the knees."
Sounds like real combat. Krav Maga is legit since it's pretty much do whatever it takes to disarm or cripple or kill your opponent before they can react. It's not gimmicky bullshit like McDojos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:56:51 2013 No.11618449 >>11618347 They copied Tekken with the cute foreign girl, just added some twin tails and a cute dress.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:04:36 2013 No.11618458 A loli in DoA was long overdue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:18:54 2013 No.11618474 >>11618430 thats what they all say (hint, krav maga is also gimmicky bullshit that gets mcdojoized).

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:26:38 2013 No.11618494 >>11618474 Cool but how? It's literally basic combat like twisting arms and shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:33:23 2013 No.11618507 >>11618494 yes, now think about what you just said.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:34:53 2013 No.11618510 >>11618507 All I said is it's a no bullshit martial art, that uses effective moves without gimmicks. What is gimmicky about grabbing someone's arm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:35:24 2013 No.11618511 >>11618193 I sure hope you're only referring to Americans from the Northwest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:35:53 2013 No.11618512 >>11618494 It makes it more efficient and somewhat automatic so you are able to do it without overthinking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:36:53 2013 No.11618518 >>11618281 This. DOA is a joke fighter that doesn't even make it to EVO.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:37:24 2013 No.11618523 lol I bet none of you nerds have gotten into a real right Guess what? I have. Aikado has gotten me through situations that none of you could survive even if you had a gun,

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:38:38 2013 No.11618528 >>11618132 Looks like an Illusion character model.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:39:53 2013 No.11618531 >>11618528 i was thinking the same think, she looks like a loli Esk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:40:38 2013 No.11618535 >>11618518 there are a billion competitive fighters. Nothing wrong with a fun one

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:43:08 2013 No.11618549 >>11618535 Arcana Heart is both.

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:45:23 2013 No.11618556 [DELETED]

>>11618510

Why do you need an instructor to teach you how to grab someone's arm?

Just get a sparring partner and tell him you'll practice grabbing his arm as he attacks you in various ways (with padding on.) This is what professional fighters do and it's why Systema instructors have no serious professional fighting victories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:48:38 2013 No.11618565 >>11618556 Why do I need an instructor for anything? It's just more efficient. Imagine if we had to learn mathematics all on our own. It's just numbers, right? But finding all the relations would take a really long time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:55:24 2013 No.11618593 >>11618565 It's a bad analogy. Fighting is not like trying to understand something. You improve at fighting by practice. You cannot practice your way out of an inability to comprehend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 22:16:42 2013 No.11618652 >>11618518 Explain Injustice, Marvel, and SF vs. Tekken

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:29:31 2013 No.11618891 Is this going to be on PS3 and xbox 360 or just at arcades?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 01:22:50 2013 No.11619012 >>11618278 they lost their way without cookieface to guide them >>11618652 kt didn't pay their bribe money

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 03:59:31 2013 No.11619300 I want an open world game (wether single player or MMO) where you can customize your girl the same way and look as nice as Fighting Loli. I'd like complex battle mechanics too, but that's an extra, really

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 04:52:50 2013 No.11619391 File: 152 KB, 1280x720, 1379545835979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] doa thread on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 04:55:34 2013 No.11619400 File: 1.61 MB, 1807x2160, 1383874639975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so what color do you think this new girls panties are?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 05:04:34 2013 No.11619421 They should make an actual all out loli instead of this sort of flat-ish goth loli.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 05:09:20 2013 No.11619436 >>11619400 I like the cute back print ones the most.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 05:20:34 2013 No.11619453 >>11619400 Ughh.. I hate it when panties are on the waist level it reminds me of my aunt's and it was disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 05:53:06 2013 No.11619526 File: 611 KB, 1920x1080, 1382059805452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 06:00:52 2013 No.11619536 >>11619400 She wears bloomers. Such pure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 06:04:36 2013 No.11619547 File: 193 KB, 1280x720, 1382056474742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wish the dlc wasnt so damn expensive, last i checked it was $90 for all of the costume packs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 06:43:25 2013 No.11619604 Loli enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 09:04:03 2013 No.11619814 >>11619453 You hate normal panties because your aunt wore normal panties?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 09:10:33 2013 No.11619824 File: 41 KB, 118x132, gaben_working_hard_on_hl3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this the intended audience?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 09:33:03 2013 No.11619845 She's not even a loli. She just looks like a Japanese teenage girl with dyed hair who happens to be a bit shorter than average.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 09:55:51 2013 No.11619867 >>11619845 a 13 or 14 is both a teen and a loli.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 10:48:23 2013 No.11619923 >>11619867 She looks more like 15-16.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 11:06:09 2013 No.11619957 >>11619547 I stalked the publishers on twitter and got most of the packs for free during giveaways

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 11:19:54 2013 No.11619988 >>11619957 If I sucked their cocks enough will they give me the AC upgrades for the home version?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 11:24:53 2013 No.11619998 >>11619923 It's a game where young teens have the body of 30 year olds. She looks like 12.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 11:26:08 2013 No.11620005 I guess the whole trap fad is over. There's hasn't been any new ones in fighting games.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 23:41:26 2013 No.11621722 File: 91 KB, 800x450, mary_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cutest 3dpd I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 23:51:56 2013 No.11621746 >>11618449 DOA always had foreign girls I mean 70% of the cast is from outside Japan

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 23:56:11 2013 No.11621752 >>11621722 >mary >not alice dropped

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 00:00:28 2013 No.11621758 >>11621752 >alice >goth >twintails no

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 00:06:59 2013 No.11621779 >>11621752 >>11621758 Whom are you sanaetexting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 00:08:14 2013 No.11621786 >>11621752 >>11621758 (Ughh..just who are these /a/pes quoting...)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 00:29:59 2013 No.11621817 Is that crazy black guy still in? He was the only good thing about the games.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 00:33:43 2013 No.11621824 >>11621817 yeah zack is stil around

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 00:36:13 2013 No.11621829 >>11621817 Now that's just weird. Do you have some kind of fetish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 01:33:33 2013 No.11621894 >>11618170 >but secretly want a euro bf? Why would they want to date a Muslim?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 03:05:35 2013 No.11622026 I think the girls looked cuter in DoA4/X2. Doesn't help that they made all the breasts smaller too

>>	gigs !A7GLsxo4c. Fri Nov 15 03:13:55 2013 No.11622030 Good to see that 12 years later nothing has changed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe4lTGaO1Fo

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 11:25:49 2013 No.11622796 Won't playing this get the CPS on your trail?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 11:34:18 2013 No.11622818 BELTSBELTSBELTSBELTSBELTSBELTSBELTSBELTSBELTS

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 13:25:28 2013 No.11623150 Another tit monster or manly man would've been better? Lili was tremendously popular, no wonder they want a similar girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 14:14:17 2013 No.11623279 File: 39 KB, 507x464, Video Game Boy #2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are video games still played with your hands?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 14:44:17 2013 No.11623378 File: 2.87 MB, 640x350, ku-xlarge.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11623279 Who needs hands?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 16:25:11 2013 No.11626686 File: 816 KB, 1920x1080, 1384598531-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 16:26:42 2013 No.11626692 File: 682 KB, 1920x1080, 1384598529-1 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 16:28:27 2013 No.11626694 File: 943 KB, 1920x1080, 1384598537-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 16:31:11 2013 No.11626708 File: 1.39 MB, 1920x1080, 1384598536-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 16:47:27 2013 No.11626774 File: 251 KB, 500x428, ahegao.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11626692 >>11626694

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 16:48:42 2013 No.11626779 >>11619824 It's a caricature of the article's writer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 16:55:58 2013 No.11626809 >>11626779 whoosh

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 18:06:18 2013 No.11627002 File: 619 KB, 1141x2035, japan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11618132

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 18:10:04 2013 No.11627020 >>11627002 Please don't bring /v/ material outside of /v/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 18:11:05 2013 No.11627024 >>11627020 This is more /jp/ related than /v/ related, by a long shot. You call that a video game? It might be a game on a TV but that is no vidya gaem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 18:19:05 2013 No.11627059 >>11627024 Nice dodge dude but that was posted on /v/ just a few minutes ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 18:21:05 2013 No.11627066 >>11627059 I know. That doesn't mean it is any more /v/ related that /jp/ related. It can be off topic in one or both places. In this case it surely isn't /v/ material.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 18:22:19 2013 No.11627074 File: 1.91 MB, 329x319, 1342686488602.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11627059 >>11627066 >browsing /v/ AMD /jp/ No wonder both boards are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 18:23:05 2013 No.11627080 >>11627074 But my master race doesn't use an AMD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 16 18:25:35 2013 No.11627085 >>11627080 I need to proofread more often.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 17 12:42:47 2013 No.11629461 >>11626692 >>11626694 that's kawaii

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 17 12:48:02 2013 No.11629472 >>11627074 But playing video games are the reason I got into 2hu and VNs in the first place. Don't tell me you're one of those guys who only started playing them because of MMDs on youtube or something like that...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 17 16:03:58 2013 No.11629898 >>11626692 i want her to kick my ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 17 16:08:14 2013 No.11629910 >>11629472 I never even downloaded the game

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 17 16:09:28 2013 No.11629913 I want her to bully my dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 17 16:34:43 2013 No.11629983 File: 218 KB, 1200x806, 5UAC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This melts my Kokoro

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 17 16:37:31 2013 No.11629989 >>11629983 hoho anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 17 17:07:01 2013 No.11630105 CHING CHONG HOWAITO GAARU WHELE?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 17 17:07:15 2013 No.11630104 >>11618137 That was actually well put.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 17 17:29:45 2013 No.11630181 >>11630105 There are 4 of them already

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 17 18:35:36 2013 No.11630372 I beg you mod please delete this thread i cant browse /jp/ in peace ... everytime i see this my kokoro go dokidoki

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 18 06:37:04 2013 No.11631795 File: 86 KB, 402x638, hashtag more.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fdsfzxdmfzx.f sdaf;ldfszdvar

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 18 07:20:06 2013 No.11631859 >>11618177 no one needs this weeabshit anywhere outside of this containment board.

Anonymous Mon Nov 18 15:49:19 2013 No.11632577

>>11619400

Your picture reminded me of the sillyness of Sweden.

They didn't release DOA for DS because some pranksters said they were going to make a point and call the police on them for lolis to make a clear case to show loli is legal and fine.

Still amazes me that someone would pull a game out of the market just because someone make a statement like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 18 15:57:34 2013 No.11632603 >>11631795 > /jp/ exclusive title Thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 03:39:27 2013 No.11637344 >>11632603 They were talking about the arcade version. There is no arcade outside of Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 20:43:24 2024 No.11637344,1 predictable

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