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11607932 No.11607932[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hi /jp/, I am a Hikikomori, how do I find a special somepony?

>> No.11607937
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>> No.11607940

somepony? is this like my little pony slang or some shit. did you just write that by mistake?

anyway, you won't cause they don't exist. enjoy your solitude. at most you can have online friends, but you shouldn't invest too much into that.

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Don't do that!

>> No.11607947

You need go reach that somebody by car. Go to your garage, put a potato in the exhaust pipe (this is very important), get inside and start the car. Stay there for at least an hour.

>> No.11607960

>>11607940
>is this like my little pony slang or some shit
yes, it is
>did you just write that by mistake
not OP so I cant say for sure but the p and b are not close on a keyboard

>> No.11607987
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I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>> No.11607993

>>11607987
r u pure

>> No.11608002

>>11607987

what does your butt smell like

>> No.11608006

>>11607987
when are you ever going to fucking reply you godddamn skank cunt bitch. if i ever so much as saw a glimpse of you, i swear on me mum, i'd cunt kick you so hard you'd turn into a boy.

>> No.11608008

Can two shut-ins get along?

>> No.11608012

>>11608006
b-be nice or else she won't let you hold her hand!

>> No.11608018
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11608018

le pretend thred xd

>> No.11608020

>>11608008
yes. i met a number of other shut-ins but only really keep contact with one though.

>> No.11608025
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You don't need anything special, neet-kun. Just kill yourself already. You're a burden for your famliy.

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I'm a truNEET!
Ask me anything!

>> No.11608037

>>11608029
How do I go from protoneet to truNEET?

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>>11607987
I love please don't leave me

>> No.11608044

Any MilitaryNEETs here? I'm going to join the US Army in a few months

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I'm just some guy.

Don't ask me anything.

>> No.11608055

>>11608044

Go to a trade school or something instead.

>> No.11608075

>>11608050
What does your butt smell like?

>> No.11608076

>>11608055
What's trade school?

>> No.11608092

Communities and Circlejerks does not interests me in the slightest, I just see everything as a possibility to get Lulz, Hacks or Trolls.

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>>11608075

Sakura blossoms.

>>11608076

It's where you learn a trade. Here is a small list of things you can learn at a trade school:

http://www.ehow.com/list_6196562_list-trades-taught-vocational-schools.html

>> No.11608097

I'm a girl NEET and i can't find somebody either!

>> No.11608099

>>11608097
Just be yourself.

>> No.11608101

>>11608097
That's epic.

>> No.11608111 [DELETED] 

How do I get a jaypee boyfriend?

btw im a guy

>> No.11608120

>>11608044
How can you be a NEET and also be in the military? Isn't that a job?

You should do something else, like live a life of crime and danger.

>> No.11608124

>>11608111
post your steam

>> No.11608125

>>11608111
You can spam that zee-maps thing on /jp/ until you find a /jp/sie that lives near you.

>> No.11608128

>>11608111
Bi here

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