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best girl in a bottle

>> No.11596567

bottle_meme_(pixiv) thread?

>> No.11596582
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>> No.11596943

I wish I could be someone's pet...

>> No.11596977

If I let Remi out of the bottle, will she let me live with her in Gensokyo?
I want to be her servant!

>> No.11596985
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Why is Remi always in weird positions?

>> No.11596995

>>11596985
shes so weird man

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does the feet taste veries form sister to sister

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>>11596985
She's being bullied.

>> No.11597032

>>11597029
Vampire gets the hose for dressing so slutty. She must learn her lesson.

>> No.11597048

Is that a really big bottle or a really small Remi?

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>>11597032
It puts the clothespin on it's skin?

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>>11597063
Remi is the bullyablest. I could abuse her for days without even touching her with my dick.

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Please don't bully Milady.

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>>11597073

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Bullying thread?

>> No.11597081

>>11597080
Jesus Christ how horrifying

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>>11597080
Only Remi bullying pls

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Please don't abandon your loli vampire.

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The Legend of Zelda

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>>11597124
I want to pretend to abandon her, wait for her to cry, come back and wait till shes happy again and repeat.

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You only bully the ones you love the most.

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>>11597149
You are SICK.

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Penis bullying?

>> No.11597220

>>11597080
"Lollipop stealing time soon, fellow Touhou!"
"Oh really? When?"

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I want to bully Remi by marrying her and then being a slob while she takes care of me.

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I want to suck remi's toes.

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Sakuya bullying with maid upgrade!

>> No.11600061

>>11600052
There aren't enough pictures of Remi and Parsee.

>> No.11603891

>>11600052

Chen not included

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>>11600061
Because they aren't related at all...

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>>11603941
Why is Remi such a good girl?

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>>11604644
Because she has a dutiful maid and an ugly sister to make her look better!

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>>11604686
Frandle isn't ugly you take that back!

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>>11604817
Flan isn't ugly, but when you compare her to her sister...

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>>11597108

Who would do such a thing

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>>11607639
Come on, we don't even know why she's crying.
I'd bully her.

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Please, DO NOT BULLY MILADY.

>> No.11608577

>>11608558
Does kissing and patting her all over count as bullying?

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>>11608558

no deal

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>>11608577
If she allows it and doesn't get mad, no it doesn't.

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>>11608634
I'm gonna force feed her ice cream mouth to mouth and there's nothing you can do about it!

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>>11608645

>> No.11608676

>>11608662
shut up nerd or im gonna bully U

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>>11597009
Ano ne...

I'm pretty sure the 40-80 different species of microscopic mushrooms that usually grow on everyone's feet populate both Remy's and Flan's soles alike. Probably the bacteria are pretty similar too because they both live in the same house. So the taste should be pretty similar.

Of course some bacteria prefer some people more than others, you know, how when you enter someone's home there's this distinct 'general smell' sometimes. That's the bacteria. But because they practically live together, it should be quite similar!

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>> No.11608770

I want Remi to urethrally sound me with her slender fingers.

>> No.11608877

>>11597073

But she's so cute when she's like that

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>>11600052
>>11600061
parsee is so crazy

>> No.11608940

>>11596563
No oxygen. No brain. Vegetable 2hu.

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>>11608940
Being a vampire 2hu disallows becoming a vegetable 2hu.

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>>11608940
I'd love to keep a braindead 2hu as my sex slave/doll

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best girl in a microwave

>> No.11608977

>>11608969
Unfortunately at that point the radio waves have probably burnt out her retinas.
Luckily blind fairies sound like a cute concept.

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>>no baka_in_a_cup

This isn't the /jp/ I signed up for...

>> No.11608993

>>11608977
Also luckily fairies can't die

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pocket patchy

>> No.11609084

>>11608977

Microwaves don't have heating elements like that. She's in a toaster oven.

>> No.11609115

>>11609084
I just bought a new microwave and it has a heating element exactly like that. It's some sort of microwave/grill combo. I see them everywhere now.

The heating element is really awful compared to a proper grill, though. Would not recommend.

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>>11608979

baka in a frog

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Transporting with Remilia!

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>> No.11614596

>>11600052
Why is Ran so perfect?

>> No.11614599

>>11614596
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfL7EJb9gnQ

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>>11596563
best bat in a bin

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>>11614535

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