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>> No.11592373
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>>11592370
Hello friend I hope you are having a good day today

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>>11592373

It's okay. Hopefully it'll get better soon.

>> No.11592376

I am the anal lord

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>>11592375
Well okay is good to but i hope it does get better for you

>> No.11592379

>>11592376
What is it like to be the anal lord? Who do you lord over?

>> No.11592380

Why is akatsuki so small if she's in college? Is it a disease?

I wonder if she's been deflowered by Japanese fratbros.

>> No.11592392
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They settled into Susukino for the winter, taking a cheap room in the slums. Serara joined the Maids' Guild, knowing there would be trouble if she were caught free-lancing. One day in the barroom she caught the eye of a known member of the city, a bold young Were-Cat named Nyanta. She offered to be his maid if he would sponsor her for membership. He looked her over, grinning, and agreed, but said she'd still have to pass a test.

"What sort of test?"

"Ah," Nyanta said. "Payment first, Serena-san~." He put an arm around her, leaned over and kissed her, thrusting his tongue deep into her mouth and his free hand into her shirt.

"Nyice," he said presently, withdrawing his tongue, but not his hand. His other hand slid down inside her waistband and fondled her buttocks.

"Let's go upstairs. We can use my room," Serara felt both embarassed and excited by his boldness.

Nyanta grinned insolently. "Why bother? You want me, don't you? I'll bet you'd pay me, wouldn't you?"

"No," Serara said. She did want to be his maid, but not that badly.

"Nyo? Well, a bargain's a bargain and Nyanta keeps his word. But here. Nyow." He hiked her robes up and pulled her onto his lap so she sat astride, facing him. He opened her shirt and pulled it down on her shoulders so that her breasts were exposed.

"Nyice pair, Serara-san~." She was facing the wall but she could feel the stares of the other heros. A hush had fallen over the place. Even the bard had stilled. She felt both nausea and a hot burning desire. Her hands released his turgid penis and then it was inside her and she was screaming in both pain and ecstasy. Then everything went black.

When she came to herself again she was sitting beside Nyanta, who was buttoning her shirt. "That hurt!" she said indignantly.

"Nyalways does, kid. Didn't anyone ever tell you about Were-cat men? It hurts good though, nyow doesn't it?" Serara scowled at him. She was still smarting. His penis had tiny little barbs on it.

>> No.11592393

>>11592392

Is this fanfiction or something

>> No.11592403

>>11592392

ebig

simbly ebig kopipe

>> No.11592421

>>11592392
>commie subs

>> No.11592427

>>11592392
Keep going!

>> No.11592431

>>11592421

Isn't that the epic memer translator

>> No.11592438

>>11592393
>>11592403
>>11592421
>>11592427
They settled into Rifton for the winter, taking a cheap room in the slums. Barenziah joined the Thieves' Guild, knowing there would be trouble if she were caught free-lancing. One day in the barroom she caught the eye of a known member of the guild, a bold young Khajiit named Therris. She offered to bed with him if he would sponsor her for membership. He looked her over, grinning, and agreed, but said she'd still have to pass a test.
"What sort of test?"
"Ah," Therris said. "Payment first, sweet thing." He put an arm around her, leaned over and kissed her, thrusting his tongue deep into her mouth and his free hand into her shirt.
"Nice," he said presently, withdrawing his tongue, but not his hand. His other hand slid down inside her waistband and fondled her buttocks.
"Let's go upstairs. We can use my room," Barenziah felt both embarassed and excited by his boldness.
Therris grinned insolently. "Why bother? You want me, don't you? I'll bet you'd pay me, wouldn't you?"
"No," Barenziah said. She did want him, but not that badly.
"No? Well, a bargain's a bargain and Therris keeps his word. But here. Now." He hiked her skirt up and pulled her onto his lap so she sat astride, facing him. He opened her shirt and pulled it down on her shoulders so that her breasts were exposed.
"Nice pair, kid." She was facing the wall but she could feel the stares of the other patrons. A hush had fallen over the place. Even the bard had stilled. She felt both nausea and a hot burning desire. Her hands released his turgid penis and then it was inside her and she was screaming in both pain and ecstasy. Then everything went black.
When she came to herself again she was sitting beside Therris, who was buttoning her shirt. "That hurt!" she said indignantly.
"Always does, kid. Didn't anyone ever tell you about Khajiit men? It hurts good though, now doesn't it?" Barenziah scowled at him. She was still smarting. His penis had tiny little barbs on it.

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>> No.11592491

>>11592392
>>11592438
WHAT THE FUCK

DON'T POST REAL BARENZIAH!!!!

>> No.11592491,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11592438
>>11592491
I should read books in TES games more often :^)

>> No.11592491,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11592392
>>11592438
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

THIS PASSAGE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY ORDER OF THE TEMPLE.

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