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Take it easy /jp/!

>> No.11580531

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LSZYVc3AoY

>> No.11580536 [DELETED] 

>>11580518
I need weed

>> No.11580540

>>11580536
you're so cool

>> No.11580543
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>>11580536
You and me, let's take it easy together.

>> No.11580568 [DELETED] 

>>11580543
I wonder how many times 420 faggots have went to the gas station for food and cracked up when they saw that bag of chips

>> No.11580586

Slow ride...

>> No.11580594 [DELETED] 

>>11580568
I know....... i would...........

>> No.11580603 [DELETED] 

tfw no connect

hook me up /jp/

>> No.11580611 [DELETED] 

>>11580536
I just got carry out Chinese and the same thought crossed my mind when I went out. I wish I had friends sometimes.
I live in Maryland though and I think we're going to get medical marijuana soon.

>> No.11580672 [DELETED] 

>>>/vp/15481759
They're onto us.

>> No.11580681
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Jaypee Jaypee ♫

>> No.11580687

>>11580681
I was always glad that Luka was chosen to sing the /jp/ Theme Song.
She's my favorite, I much prefer her deeper, soothing voice.

>> No.11580690

>>11580681
♫ creativity ♫

>> No.11580728

I will thanku Reimu.

>> No.11580811

>>11580687
That means you are gay.

>> No.11580920 [DELETED] 

>>11580568
I prefer Stoned Wheat Thins.

>> No.11581094
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>> No.11581146 [DELETED] 

I smoked a pot the other day and felt really good!

But I've done it before that and sometimes it makes me take it super easy, and other times not so easy because I eat a lot and feel sick or get paranoid or think weird things or get really slow like a slug.

I prefer alcohol.

>> No.11581160

I want to bully her so badly

>> No.11581214
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I will try, I just need someone to love.
I want to hug a cute girl NEET and take care of her, then I'd have something to do with all this money from work.

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>>11581094

>> No.11581260

This board and taking it easy are mutually exclusive.

>> No.11581268

>>11581265
your a normie

>> No.11581265

i can't take it easy with all of these god damn normies on /jp/

>> No.11581280

>>11581265
Dude, calm down! We're all friends here, what do you consider a normie?

>> No.11581291 [DELETED] 

I wish I could smoke weeb but I don't have any drug connections or connections period for that matter

>> No.11581298 [DELETED] 

>>11581291
It is not that great, don't worry anon you could always drink.

>> No.11581312 [DELETED] 

>>11581298
I've tried it before when I stole it from a black man (long story). I liked it more than alcohol but not enough to spend a lot of money on.

>> No.11581322

>>11581280
well, i was scrolling along down the jay when i had the mispleasure of reading >>11581146 and >>11581214, both of which seem to be 'blogging', and suddenly i could not tale it easy.

>> No.11581326

>>11581322
And yet I bet you're loving the normie smartphone thread

>> No.11581350

>>11581326
1. i do not own a smart phone
2. smart phones are a tool and are only as normie as the things you put on them.
3. ???
4. Profit! (only oldfags will get these last two)

>> No.11581366

>>11581350
Smartphones are a tool of the normie
Being a smartphone implies that you're out of the house away from your computer so often that you need to bring a tiny computer with you.

95% of the time they're for social networking

>> No.11581374

>>11581350
You mean South Park fans.

>> No.11581382

>>11581366
interesting theories, but there is no physical law that says one might not use a smartphone to bring jav's into the bathroom, or post on /jp/ from the bathroom, or even take pictures of things in the bathroom, all of which preclude the use of a conventional desktop computer.

>> No.11581385 [DELETED] 

>>11581291
I used to use cannabis a lot. I kind of wanted to do it again lately, but I'd probably just have a panic attack now.

If you live in the US it will probably be legally regulated like alcohol in your lifetime, that is if you don't already live in Colorado or Washington.

>>11581350
Smartphones are pretty normie though.

>> No.11581411 [DELETED] 

>>11581385
>use cannabis

Get a load of this nerd.

>> No.11581420

>>11581382
Keep trying to justify your trendy normalfag lifestyle
The thought that a fat percentage of people on 4chan are posting via smartphones is disgusting.

>> No.11581425

>>11581382
I never understood why people need to be entertained while they defecate.

>> No.11581427

>>11581366
phones, smart or dumb, are literally social networking devices which exist for the primary purpose of talking to other people

>> No.11581443

>>11581425
that first example doesn't involve pooping if you catch my meaning

>> No.11581444 [DELETED] 

>>11581411
I just happen to hate every single slang word for cannabis ever created.

They all make you sound like some form of white trash, wigger, nigger, 13 year old, senior citizen, or something else.

>> No.11581445

>>11581427
I keep a pay as you go phone on me in case there is an emergency and I need to call my mom.

>> No.11581463

>>11581445
that's good thinking, anon. stay safe!

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So guys guys guys, if smartphones are for normies because they're portable ... what about laptops?

>> No.11586468

>>11586462
They are for hipster. "Look everybody has a smartphone I prefer a laptop because I'm so COOL and so SOPHISTICATED".

Fucking hipster.

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11586471

On friday i tried solving my exercises for 10 hours without break and got a heavy headache and yesterday i was programming the whole day 'till sleeping time.

>> No.11586472

>>11586468
Don't forget "retro". Tablets are not good enough for these people. "I prefer REAL buttons!" they say, with a sharp grin and a tip of the fedora.

>> No.11586474

>>11586471
What exercises? What are you programming?

I had a huge headache today. I was scared about visiting /jp/ because the brightness of the screen and the intensity of shitposting might make things worse, but now that I'm in my comfort zone the headache is almost gone!

/jp/, you truly are miracle workers.

>> No.11586481

>>11586472
Fuck you, and fuck touchscreens.

>> No.11586486

>>11586468
>for hipster
Sorry, /jp/ is not for ESL. I invite you to leave the premises voluntarily, before I call the security.

>> No.11586494

>>11586481
http://tactustechnology.com/

:^)

>> No.11586498

>>11586472
>Tablets

the lack of functionality of a smartphone combined with the lack of portability of a laptop. it's like a $400 spiked dildo that's too lewd to display but too painful to insert into an orifice.

>> No.11586502

>>11580518
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

>> No.11586504

I'm going to the supermarket to buy some naan breads!

Wish me 運, /jp/!

>> No.11586643

>>11586504
Are you making a nice curry anon-chan?

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>>11580518
no.

>> No.11586689

I finally found a way to make money online so that I can keep bein a hikki, but its too difficult and my head hurts.

>> No.11586730

>>11586689
Tell us about it.

>> No.11587174 [DELETED] 

>>11586643
Yes.

Still waiting for the chicken to thaw...

*tummy rumbles*
;_;

>> No.11587250

>>11586689

Don't give up!

>> No.11587694

yukkuris are so autistic

>> No.11590619

>>11587694
dont bully

>> No.11590681

>>11590619
kkill the yukkuri

>> No.11591491

>>11590681
stop!

>> No.11592024
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11592024

I can't take it easy, I got a job now ;_; RIP NEEThood

>> No.11592082

>>11592024

Maybe you should kill yourself then

>> No.11592099

>>11592082
Nah guy

>> No.11592125

>>11592024
Die

>> No.11592220

>>11581233
dad arms

>> No.11592236

Thank you for making my life a bit cuter and nicer during all these years, anon. I really really mean it.
I love all anons who can take it easy.
Love you forever~

>> No.11592260

>>11592236
get aids, queerbag.

>> No.11593170
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When can I be a little girl and live in /jp/ Mansion where we have slumber parties together enjoying the warmth of each other's cute loli bodies.

>> No.11593180 [DELETED] 

>>11580518
Nigga, my gun go off!

You see the barrell turnin'
You feel the hollows burnin'
Nigga now you learnin'
Nigga, my gun go off

Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm tryin to merk ya,
When I come back bustin'
Nigga, my gun go off

Don't try to say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack the clip in,
Nigga, my gun go off

We call it putting work in,
Leavin niggas hurtin,
Homocide's learkin'
My gun go off

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>> No.11593281

>>11593267
...

>> No.11593283

>>11593267
what the H*LL????

>> No.11593303

>>11593267
Kiriraitaa can't take it easy je

>> No.11597862
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I'm watching The Karate Kid and the Karate Kid is getting bullied a lot.

Does it get better, /jp/? I can't keep watching knowing he'll get bullied even more...

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>> No.11597892

>>11597862
he dies

>> No.11597896

Is this the NEET thread?

I'm in vacations at the UK and I forgot to bring my mouse.. this is murder on me, the touchpad on my laptop is absolutely horrifying..

>> No.11597898

>>11597862
Be one with yourself, grasshopper.

>> No.11597899

>>11597896
And to think those normies think touchscreens are the way of the future.

>> No.11597907

>>11597899
Touchscreens will be dead in 5 years time, just like the ZIP drives.

>> No.11597917

>>11597907
So how are people going to control their mobile devices?

>> No.11597921

>>11597917
"So how are people going to control their mobile devices?"
- Anon, on the problems facing the consumers of the future

>> No.11597935

>>11597896
Where in the UK?

M-Maybe we can be friends...if you want...

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Yay Mister Miyaki just beat the skeletons in a fight!

>> No.11597949

>>11593267
very easy...

>> No.11598022

>>11597935
I'm on vacations in Burwell, near Cambridge.

If you're nearby I can take a train or bus to your house and we can have sex. If you're cute that is.

>> No.11598046

>>11598022
I love Yukkuri torture. Theres something strangely appealing about it.

>> No.11598047

congratz man xd

>> No.11598061

>>11598046
That's a rather ambiguous response..

Are you near Cambridge, yes, no? I kind of wanted to have sex with someone from /jp/ for a while now..

>> No.11598072

>>11598022
> I can take a train

They'll have stopped running by now

>> No.11598076

>>11598072
I was obviously talking about taking one tomorrow..

>> No.11598081

>>11598076
>Making him wait

Anyway where are you from? There's no way English is your first language

>> No.11598089

>>11598081
Of course English isn't my first language. I wouldn't be on vacations in the UK if English was my first language now would I..

I'm from Italy.

>> No.11598101

>>11598089
Then I hope you make him a pizza after you ruin his asshole then. And it's on vacation. And that's really American. We say on holiday.

>> No.11598116

>>11598101
I don't know how to make a Pizza. Do you get off by stereotyping everyone like this? Are you even British?

For your information, I know how to make a Risotto though.

>> No.11598130

>>11598116
>Bemoans my banter
>Asks me if I'm British

You wouldn't last a second on /int/, m8. Anyway it looks like your sex friend has fled. I guess he just wanted to meet up to play video games or something.

>> No.11598132

Original Anon here, I haven't posted since >>11597935

That post was mostly just me being silly and I couldn't afford the train ticket if I wanted to.

Plus I'm not cute and I don't want to do lewd things, I just want friends.

Sorry if I got your hopes or anything, please have fun in England.

>> No.11598140

>>11598132
I'm in the merry shithole known as Rotherham. Where are you from?

>> No.11598152

>>11598140
Rotherham sounds nice.

I actually live in North Yorkshire but I don't think I'd be good at making friends or anything. I'm not even sure I could get on a train.

>> No.11598160

>>11598152
Don't worry if were were meeting I'd come to you but it sounds like you wouldn't like it anyway.

>> No.11598170

>>11598160
Do you have an email address?

Honestly, I feel like I need to get out and meet people, but I don't know how.

Even if you just want to email, that's fine. Or not, either way.

>> No.11598202

>>11598170
Yeah alright you can contact me here reebokcommando@gmx.co.uk

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tfw every day is the same

stay cool janny-chan

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>>11597896
The touchpad on Mac laptops aren't like that.

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>>11598446

>> No.11598581

>>11598446
Yeah, but you have to install Windows 7 on them to make them useful.

>> No.11598635

>>11581366
No, actually it means portability and easier access from bed. I only play smartphone and 3DS/Vita games now and rarely PC and never console games anymore, because I don't want to get up from bed and don't want to get my face smashed like that one NEET picture either.

>> No.11598663

>>11592024

I also got a job.

Why can't we all just be NEETs and take it easy? Why can't the reptilian jews just let us all have money to buy things or make things free?

I don't want to work /jp/!

>> No.11598983

Pls post more Yukkuri's!

>> No.11599051

>>11598663
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
You just got to take Confucius' advice.
Find a way to monetize something you enjoy.
There are so many ways to make money today, playing video games, making silly videos on youtube or whatever. A "job" doesn't have to be some awful 9-5 thing that you hate.

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>>11580518
>>11580543
>>11580811
>>11581094
>>11581260
>>11581265
>>11581268
>>11581280
>>11581366
>>11586504
>>11586677
>>11587250
>>11590619
>>11591491
>>11592082
>>11592125
>>11592260
>>11593283
>>11597896
>>11598983
>>11599051
no.

>> No.11599072

>>11599051
>A "job" doesn't have to be some awful 9-5 thing that you hate.
Sure, if you're talented/intelligent/creative. For the rest of us, it's about as good as it gets.

>> No.11599079

>>11599051
Not everyone lives in faggotland with you

Unless you're talented, lucky, or born into a family with connection you're screwed. Enjoy whithering away and hating life.

>> No.11599075

>>11599060
>only 2550

>> No.11599114

:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lstDdzedgcE

>> No.11599149

>>11599072
It can be something you mildly dislike at the very least instead of something you hate.

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>>11599075
VEGGIE-TAR: IT'S OVER 10,000 !!!

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>> No.11599972

>>11599051

I'll never be a good enough artist to make it my career. I should probably just end myself...

>> No.11599978

>>11599114
glad i got a youtube embedder and i didn't click that subhuman shit

>> No.11599986

>>11599943
Explode a few of those big yukkuris and pop pop pop watch those niggas drop

>> No.11601027

>>11599943
i did that like 20 times over.

>> No.11601035

Why do Yukkuri melt if they stay too long in water?

>> No.11601096

>>11601035
They are manjuu, it's only natural.

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Sharp pain is coming slowly waaaaa.

>> No.11602635

>>11593170
Wasn't there a copypasta about getting turned into a little girl and living in /jp/ mansion?

>> No.11604029

>>11581427
Nah I use my phone for reading pdfs, and watching porn at night. Thats about it. Oh and as an mp3/mp4 player for rides.

>> No.11606406

Guys do I watch:
Bratz: The Movie
OR
Pirates of Silicon Valley

????

>> No.11606472

If your parents haven't given you a smartphone they don't love you and don't care about your safety.

What if you get in a car crash when they send you away when company comes over? You'd be dead.

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