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11572354 No.11572354 [Reply] [Original]

How do you talk like a cool gangster in Japanese?

I know you say "ore" instead of "watashi", but what about other pronouns?

>> No.11572359

use temee for you and temeera for y'all

>> No.11572362

say ze and sa at the end of things.

>> No.11572363
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11572363

kisama, kisama everywhere.

>> No.11572364
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11572364

You can't just talk like a gangster, you have to act the part.
Be like the Slav. Become the slav.
And then you will become like a gangster in Japan.

>> No.11572369

>>11572359
what about your, his, her, their?

>> No.11572372

Get a Yakuza tattoo

>> No.11572377

>>11572369
Yatsu/yatsume, yatsura

>> No.11572416

>>11572364
What do slavs usually have on their minds?

>> No.11572419

>>11572416
kebab and removal

>> No.11572423

http://anime-manga.jp/CharacterExpressions/

Pick Character Dictionary and then Scrapper. Now you can be your very own tough guy.

>> No.11572424

>>11572419
What about squatting, drinking, and dancing?

>> No.11572425

Roll your r's, slur your shit.

>> No.11572431

You have to be Japanese, sorry Anon but you cannot.

>> No.11572432

>you will never be born in kyushu into a family of yakuza and be forced to take the mantle as 親分 and deliver a pronounced construct 指定暴力団

>> No.11572498

Call cute girls you look up to "Ane-san"

>> No.11572506
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>>11572498
Like this schoolgirl delinquent Kanako.

>> No.11572519

>>11572354
ore is not "gangster" like, it's not gonna make you seem edgy or cool. Ore can be used instead of boku if you want.

>> No.11572566

A kansai accent.

Much like a genuine london youth cockney, it's something that is elusive to describe and impossible to truly emulate. GIve up OP.

>> No.11572610

>>11572519
it's certainly more informal. you probably wouldn't catch a real thug going around saying boku

>> No.11572723

>>11572506
What's the connection between delinquent girls and super-long skirts? You'd think they'd be for good girls.

>> No.11572767

>>11572723

Maybe they don't want to be seem as feminine characters

>> No.11572770

Gimmeaflakeman has a video for 'Speaking tough in Japanese' pretty much how a gangster speaks.

/watch?v=APcKpetVRRc

I would suggest you to use 'あんた' and to speak in informal form.

>> No.11572775

>>11572767
But long skirts are super feminine...? Wouldn't they wear some kind of trousers if that was the idea?

>> No.11572779

How do I join a Japanese biker gang /jp/?

>> No.11572804

>>11572364
I've been practicing my slavsquat
I can now squat and feel no fatigue
I prefer the tippytoe squat over the flat foot

>> No.11572814

I probably have slav ancestors. I slavsquatted all my life like if it was the most natura thing in the world, without knowing its true cultural meanings. plus, I like to beer and strangers generally are afraid of me when because apparently I look like a gangster
>>11572779
buy a bike

>> No.11572819

>>11572364

Remove kebab

>> No.11572827

>>11572610
I'd like to see a real thug saying sessha.

>> No.11572835
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11572835

Keep saying DA ZE, you'll become a truGANGSTA eventually.

>> No.11572836

>>11572835
I always say ZE at the end, but I speak like a girl.

>> No.11572837

Do Japanese gansters like Touhou?

>> No.11572839

>>11572837
Ask them, wch 2hu wd u fuk korraaaaaa?

>> No.11572841

Do jap yakuzas afraid of a superior aryan white man? I wanna go to kabukicho and intimidate them with my ripped body.

>> No.11572867

>>11572841
Gangs are all based on a group mindset. Even the worst japanese thug would be totally scared shitless if a group of white delinquents approached him maliciously.

I don't think it would be a good idea to pick fights with mafioso though. Even if you won, you would lose in the end.

>> No.11572870

>>11572867
Maybe they will start respecting me and ask me to join.

>> No.11573024

>>11572804

If I try flat foot swat i just fall over backwards,
teach me your ways.

>> No.11573070
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>>11572723
Deliquent girls are the purest deep down underneath their tough exterior.

Cute girls get boyfriends and have sex, delinquent girls are too rough and tough to get a boyfriend that easily. They have to find some cute shota to force themselves upon.

>> No.11573092

>>11572770
ha

i loved his video on breaking up a domestic abuse couple the guy had no idea what to do lol

are there any animes that are all about yanki characters that talk like them?

>> No.11573100

>>11573070
>They have to find some cute shota to force themselves upon.

My dick is so hard right now.

>> No.11573110

Anyone wants to make a biker gang? I've got a Vespa.

>> No.11573138

>ore
>not ore-sama
do you even gangster?

>> No.11573144

>I know you say "ore" instead of "watashi"
Nobody uses watashi unless you're being polite or are gay.

>> No.11573159

>>11573144
What about "watakushi" then?

Does the person share Sanae's ten desires?

>> No.11573176

>>11572416
slav here

i think about how much i hate my life and how i can make money so i can buy myself a used luxury car

>> No.11573193

>>11572364
You post bad kind of slav. Gopnik or bydlo type. Long story short, that's just a stupid bully. Nothing else. But you know, there are slav anons, slav cute shotas, slav lolies.

>> No.11573198

>>11573193
but the gangsters this topic is about are the same as bydlo.

>> No.11573214

>>11573159
don't listen to that queer. watashi is the most neutral pronoun. it's perfect middle. if you dont want to put yourself down with boku or put yourself up with ore use it.

watakushi, on the other hand sounds really gay.

>> No.11573224

>>11572416
thinking about how to exterminate the russian vermin

>> No.11573235

>>11573198
I don't mind it, just call them properly.

>> No.11573237

>>11573193
Slav lolies and shotas are usually shipped to Turkey, where they are used as anal slaves.

>> No.11573239

>ore
>watashi
Ara... I'm only using atashi.

>> No.11573242
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11573242

Watakushi is for ladies.
Watashi is neutral
Washi for old man
Boku for boys
Ore for man
Ore-sama for real man

Yami Bakura is pretty good delinquent, also Jounouchi and others talk like delinquents too
Yugi's grandpa says Washi normal Yugi says boku Yami Yugi and others say Ore Bakura says "Kono Ore-sama"

>> No.11573243

I only use 在下

>> No.11573252
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>>11573242
>Boku for boys
Wrong.

>> No.11573267

>>11573242
>Boku for boys

megane man uses boku
fag bois and tomboys use ore-sama

>> No.11573275

>>11573267
megane man uses boku too
>>11573252
kiritsugu is a beta faggot who uses boku not because he likes it but because he considers himself to be a subhuman that is much lower than others

>> No.11573277

Temee kisama yatsu
>>11572424
Those are the things that slavs don't think about. They feel.

>> No.11573278

我々は神

>> No.11573282

How should I call myself if I want to pick up a jap girl? Ore?

>> No.11573293

>>11573282
Refer to yourself with your name. Girls love cutesy things like that!!

>> No.11573297

>>11573293
>ewww, what are you, some filthy otaku scum? do you watch anime? go die! hahaha.

quoting japanese girls if you introduce yourself like that.

>> No.11573302

>>11573297
No, you're quoting your misguided preconceptions on how real girls would normally act. Spoiler: You're wrong. Te-he!

>> No.11573308

Just use ware ware already, it will give you a divine existence.

>> No.11573312

>>11572723
It's common for delinquints to modify their school uniforms just as it's common for them to modify their hair color. Men roll the legs of their pants up to their knees, and the girls skirts were already short so they make them longer rather than making them short enough that their ass is visible. I hear lengthening the skirts is actually somewhat difficult. If only they would take up cooking too, then they'd make the perfect waifus.

>> No.11573318

>>11573312
>and the girls skirts were already short so they make them longer
Woah, deliquent girls seem scary...

>> No.11573397
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>>11573318
WWWW

>> No.11573413
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>>11573397
>/jp/

>> No.11573428

>>11573397
Is this JAV?
>>11573413
Also that's a strange cross. Is there even any significant force when you're punching to the outside like that?

>> No.11573432

>>11573428

I think she's stabbing him.

>> No.11573435

>>11573428
it's all staged for the photos

>> No.11573440
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>>11572354
You're not really gangster until you've done the acts. Are you willing to embessle drugs? Perform hits essentually murdering others for your Yakuza clan? To steal entire shipments of goods on road for markets? Exploiting money from civil buisness owners in the name of "Protecting" them and if they don't pay up breaking their thumbs or shins? Making a widowed Japanese woman be a scat eating prostitute because her suicided husband couldn't pay back the intreset on his loan?

I continplate these things everyday. Am I really willing to do such deeds leading me to corrupting my soul? If I nor you can make the dessission before joing up we don't belong. Either way buying a bike and carrying heat is the next step from being delinquents to full blown yakuza gangster.

>> No.11573443
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>>11573435
Not all of it is
>/jp/

>> No.11573450

>>11573242
>watakushi is for ladies
It can be used to make a person seem smart or removed, or just generally very formal. Most women use watashi.
>washi is for old men
It was more or less a generational thing. It was pretty hip back when these old men were young for everyone to say washi, but now it's seen as pretty rough and uncouth if said by someone younger. Inflection really matters on this one, because it can sound a little feminine.
>boku is for boys
This has actually become a very staple pronoun for most younger men in recent years. The demeaning connotations have lightened a lot, and it's more just a neutral male pronoun than submissive.
>ore(-sama) is for men
Ore has the very casual and masculine connotations that washi used to have. It's a bit over the top, but sama can be added to any pronoun, as well as prefixing it with kono, to make it sound more self-absorbed.

Source is that one Japanese writing class I almost failed back in college.

>> No.11573454

>>11573440
>corrupting my soul
Shut up you pussy. You couldn't extort candy out of your grandmother.

>> No.11573462

>>11573443
Where's the longer video at?

>> No.11573464

>>11573454
Meet me on the playing feild and I'll carve you a new face shit teeth.

>> No.11573475
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>>11573462
Dunno, I think it might just be some clip from a security camera.
>/jp/

>> No.11573488

classic /jp/ meetup
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=755_1358226355

>> No.11573497

>>11573024
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWTmg4dHiKg

>> No.11573503

>>11573488
Its like only a handful of bottom basment dwellers on /jp/ that do this. Its like they just want the world to burn. The lowest of the low in society and online community.

>> No.11573505

>>11573488
The ending is pretty great, I didn't expect her to use the piece of concrete.

>> No.11573521

>>11573488
bullying is wrong!

>> No.11573532

>>11573505
I like the part where she grabs her by the hair and beats her head against the street.

>> No.11573551

>>11573532
>>11573505
Fun fact, beating someone up is one thing, causing serious brain damage is another.

Smashing a rock against someone's head and slamming their head on concrete should be considered attempted murder.

A kid I went to highschool with died because he got in a fight and someone slammed his head against the street, he went home after, never went to the hospital, went to sleep, and never woke up. Slamming his head against the ground caused a hemorrhage.

>> No.11573560

>>11573488

was that girl in the pink autismic?

>> No.11573580

>>11573551
I'm aware. I love watching street fight videos because those people all have terrible luck. Half of the fights end with someone landing head first on the street. Even when they trip over their own fucking feet the damage is so serious that they can't even stand up or have trouble walking.
>>11573560
She might have been a normal girl before, that's what every bullying victim looks like. Being X is suffering and all that. I'm surprised that characters like Kamishiro Yuu aren't more common considering that all the real bullying happens in Asia.

>> No.11573587

>>11573551
Whatever man. What was that kid going to do in life anyway? Chances are he'd be another suicidal drone as an adult. He should be thankful he got to die in his sleep, while he is still young. Those are probably the most optimal conditions to die in.

>> No.11573589

>>11573580
People who get bullied are usually not normal. At least outside of Asia.

>> No.11573598

>>11573589
Well judging by that title they picked her out for being a transfer student. Could be more to it though.

>> No.11573607
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>>11573277

>Those are the things that slavs don't think about. They feel.

It is actually beautiful. If I was a doujin slut my womb would be trembling in wait for your manly slav seeds.

>> No.11573611

>>11573598
Well that's Asia, they're a little different in their social hierarchy.

>> No.11573623

Participating in any social sphere is scary. You break one rule and you're kicked to the ground or met with disapproval at the very least, which is just as bad for sensitive people.

>> No.11573640

>>11573607
If you were a doujin slut, you'd be already raped.

>> No.11573687

>>11572416
money

bratva/mafia here :)

>> No.11573735

>>11573432
Even if she's stabbing, form that bad is unacceptable.

>> No.11573771

>>11572723
they don't want to have their legs showing and usually they don't have pants as an option in school

>> No.11573810

>>11573193

and you're a slav dweeb. probably gets bullied by tough gopniki cool guys on the way home from school every day lol

>> No.11573909

>>11573092
>>11573092
bumping for interest

>> No.11573916

I don't like this thread!

>> No.11573921

>>11573916
I don't like you!

>> No.11573922

なんでこんなクソスレ立ってやがった、このヤロー

>> No.11573953

Anyone want to form a /jp/ motorcycle club? Scooters and mopeds are welcome.

>> No.11573958
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>>11573953
Let's do this.

>> No.11573978
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>>11573958
Not those kinds of scooters! Like this.

>> No.11573987

>>11573978
Well, I have to ask my mom for one first.

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>>11572723
>>11573771
Deliquent girls are just misunderstood.
They probably want to be pure but have to be tough because of their environments. Their toughness probably helps protect their dignity and purity though.
Meanwhile preppy, popular, "nice" girls are shortening their skirts.

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>>11573978
Scooters are wanna be bikers. If you're going 50cc and under do it un style.

>> No.11574010
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>>11574005
Can I join with a Motocompo?

>> No.11574012

>>11574003
>short skirts
Don't remind me. I miss my girls...

>> No.11574015
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>>11574010
The fuck am I looking at?
I'm trying to buy a honda CB50 right now. No where to be found.

>> No.11574021

why get a motorcycle when this is what will happen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZUpvU3gwp8

>> No.11574026
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>>11574005
What kind of pathetic 'style' is that?

>> No.11574034

>>11574021
Because that doesn't always happen. The amount of amazing things you see and the amount of emotions you experience on a motorcycle far outweigh any of the negatives that may happen.

>> No.11574073

Fucking hell.
May be I should get a bike.

>> No.11574093

>>11574034
Death?

>> No.11574095

>>11574093
I don't think death is a negative.

>> No.11574114

>>11574095
How about paralysis from the neck down

>> No.11574117
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aaah!?

>> No.11574132

>>11574117
Is that karaoke machin in thebottom left??

>> No.11574148

>>11574005
>>11574026
You're both dumbasses. You're even a special kind of dumbass, one that only exists in the US. Please go speeding down the highway and kill yourself.

>> No.11574629

>>11574010
Oh yeah, I wanted a motocompo for the longest time, but I grew to 6'1 so I don't think it can carry me.

>> No.11575046

>>11573810
Please, no bully

>> No.11575165

I want to start a biker gang with some cute /jp/sies

>> No.11575172

>>11575165
we could ride down cute boys and gently rape them (@_@)

>> No.11575231

you refer others as baka and kusoyarou

>> No.11575513
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>>11573488
>中国人
>人間

絶対気持ち悪い

>> No.11575853

>>11572566
>a genuine london youth cockney
>elusive to describe
>impossible to truly emulate

what the fuck? you just drop consonants and/or try to talk like a black person of caribbean descent

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>>11574026
Look at the American style crud. Low riders are mutated bikes.

>> No.11576441

>>11573440
And the baiting, trade and usage of foreign slaves, trading sold children from poor countries for the desires of a society that cares only about the shame of being caught, and the political corruption spread by these organizations intimidating or bribing their ways into cabinets, installing their own people into legal enterprises and governmental offices... and there's a million of these people operating openly, almost as if it was a social club or an occupation?

It begs the question whether a society that allows such cancer to exist openly deserves to exist or rule itself.

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>>11576441

>> No.11576470
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>>11574005
Does /jp/ approve of my purchase?

>> No.11576511

>>11576470
>50cc

Please don't ever take that on the freeway; you'll kill yourself.

>> No.11576516

>>11576470
It has ZUN in it so it should be good.

>> No.11576569

>>11573443
>That picture

O-oh god. Please /jp/, I don't want to masturbate any more today

>> No.11577225

>>11576569
What picture? You just pointed to over a hundred.

>> No.11577239

>>11572432
I don't want to be Korean though, I'm much happier as a human.

>> No.11577242

>>11572770
Use お前, not あんた what are you, a girl?

>> No.11577247

>>11577242
キサマ!!!!

>> No.11577249

>>11573488
Typical sub-human Chinks.

>> No.11577250

I've thought it was common knowledge that only in very formal situations you should watashi when you're a man.

>> No.11577335

>>11572723
Maybe makes it easier to hide weapons. like a knife being carried in a knife holster around the thigh

>> No.11577339

>>11572425
Orrrrrra!
UrrrrrA!

shit is hilarious

>> No.11577413

>/jp/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IemGz1kTeJI

>> No.11577417

I know those delinquents like to use wooden swords and iron pipes. Are there any other weapons that they're fond of?

>> No.11577428

>>11577417
Giant paper fans

>> No.11577430

>>11577413
10/10 facial expression

>> No.11577472

>>11577430
Thanks I put a lot of effort into it.

>> No.11577484

>>11577413
Would you happen too know the name of the two japanese signers from the late 70s i think? one has a yakuza voice and the other has an Afro and a very high pitched voice. they were the signers from fist of the north star maybe.

>> No.11577492

>>11577484
nevermind found it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=todouBrU-lc

>> No.11577543

>>11572364
what is it about the slav that makes him right at home in large industrial jungles

>> No.11577545

>>11577543
The tracksuit goes well with concrete I think. It'd be strange to see him wearing one next to a cow.

>> No.11577617

>>11577472
Steven Seagal I didn't know you posted on /jp/!

>> No.11577903 [DELETED] 

I know this is a little off topic, but could someone give me a translation to use on my 3DS? Swapnote was shut down and I can no longer stay in contact with the japanese people I met. I need something I can type out that is short without using japanese characters telling them to contact me through email followed by my email address or something.

>> No.11578715

>>11577225

Y-you know what I mean!

>> No.11578990

>>11576470
So beautiful
How much and where? Yes /jp/ approved. Only take it to college campuses or back roads.

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11579376

I want to cosplay like a delinquent with my friends.
>ORA ORA all the time.
Is that hard to get uniforms (or even better, coats)?

>> No.11579395

>>11579376
Yes, the genuine articles are quite expensive now, but the ones made back in the day weren't expensive at all, because all the seamstresses had to make something after the war, and a military cut was easy to do for them.

I'm considering buying one, and having traditional "military" alterations done to them to make them more wearable, ie, making the buttons fasten through a hole with little key-ring, instead of sewing them straight into the fabric. That would be a lot of work for something that I would probably never wear, but it would be cool to have, I think.

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11584174

While we're on the subject, would anybody mind translating the second to last post for me? I would really appreciate it.

>> No.11584220

>Jap
>Cool
Choose one.

>> No.11584778

talk like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjI_umwJKdQ

>> No.11584820

>>11573475
do you by any chance have the rest of these?

>> No.11584838

>>11584820
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/27/loni-bouchard-babysitter-sex-with-boys_n_4003087.html

Is anyone ever honestly surprised or disgusted by these kinds of stories? It's every 13 year old's dream to be molested by a cute older girl.

>> No.11584844

>>11584174
Greetings, we come from 4chan's technology board. I'm deeply sorry for the trouble these people may be causing you with their shitposting. For some reason they really want to establish contact with you guys. If you feel like messing around with them, please go ahead.

>> No.11584877
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11584877

>>11572416
Vodka
Slavshit
mother russia
/k/
more vodka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqDXlfASMM

>> No.11585806

>>11584877
Vodka means water in Russian.

>> No.11585811

>>11584877
there are ruskos in /k/?

>> No.11586229

>>11585806
voda, not vodka

>> No.11586974

>>11585811
I dunno. There are people there that can read snow runes tough.

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>>11584877

>> No.11587058

>>11585811
yes

>> No.11587059
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>>11587009
AAAH MOTHERLAND!!!

>> No.11587091

>>11573440
>carrying heat

This is uncommon due to Japan's harsh nogunz laws, they certainly have firearms but they're kept in reserve and the average street gangster doesn't routinely carry them.

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>>11585811
Русские есть везде, они следят за тобой, спрашивайте ваши ответы.

>> No.11587136

>>11584174
That picture is so obviously a bunch of westerners samefagging.

>> No.11587182

>>11573440
You sound so back-of-the-box

>> No.11587191
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>>11587059

>> No.11587223
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>>11572354
pfffft. Japanese gangsters are about as hard as Amish gangsters. with stupider hair. fuck yourself and get a ridiculous haircut, then you can be a retarded Japanese gangster.

>> No.11587245

>>11573214
How to spot a foreigner trying to blend in online with Japs:
They use watashi.

Seriously, don't.

>> No.11587278

>>11587059
Commie scum.

>> No.11588457

Normal guys use ore when speaking.

>> No.11588531
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I've seen this guy with his S90 post on Futaba before. I've got to say, the blue looks amazing.

http://dat.2chan.net/j/res/908790.htm

>> No.11588543

>>11573475
that looks kike it's from germany

>> No.11588566

>>11587245
I don't know how someone can study the language for more than a month and not figure out when watashi is appropriate but foreigners still screw this up after years here. It's bizarre.

The same people tend to be pretty KY generally.

>> No.11588596

>>11584838
wtf is wrong with america.
Why the f*ck would u go to the police over something like this??

>> No.11588661

>>11588566
What is a guy supposed to use to refer to himself in casual conversation, fucking ore or something?

>> No.11588675

>>11588661
Yeah, or boku.

>> No.11588811

>>11588675
Which is it?

>> No.11588868

>>11584838
If the genders were reversed she would absolutely be in jail.

>> No.11589809

>>11588811
Up to you.

Don't you have any sense of identity?

>> No.11589826

>>11588811
ore if you're a top
boku if you're a bottom

>> No.11590646

>>11584838
Shit, I knew a girl who use to baby sit in my neihbor hood who was 2 years older than me and we use to eye fug each other on the street all the time. She use to rude her buke up and down past my house. Too bad that we never had an opportunity to be together since she was home schooped by her Mum and me Da use to work from within the home. Neither her Ma or me Da wanted us growing up too early and our sexuality was surpressed. I think thats why she ended up pregnent by a 5 years older college student at age 21. She never went to college. I never got the opportunity to tell her how I felt nor induldge in each others leed behavior. She converted to hard core baptist Christianity after getting fuged with a babe in her womb. God only knows if she is still married to that blowk.

Who would report such a thing? Only over protective parents.

>> No.11590676

>>11590646
swell tale bruv

>> No.11590704

>>11588596
>>11590646
Statutory rape, I'd report it just to laugh at how incompetent the law system proves to be with a like-wise outcome.

>> No.11591157

>>11589809
I don't.

>> No.11592466

Is this the bosozoku and/or /jp/ motorcycle thread?

>> No.11595142
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11595142

Yamaha's 2014 SR400

>> No.11596258

>>11572416
Money, women, and "deep" things when alcohol is involved.

>> No.11596264

>>11595142
Absolutely disgusting compared to the 2008 R1.

You're man enough to ride a litre bike, right?

>> No.11596278

>>11596264
Too much. Don't need more than a 750, me.

>> No.11596279

>>11596264
The 400cc single seems fun though. Plus it'll make lolis feel good.

>> No.11596283

What is it like to be a delinquent in Japanese schools anyway? Do people just ignore them?

>> No.11596286

Who the fuck buys jap bikes? Why don't you buy a superior BMW bike?

>> No.11596289

>>11596286
Those boxer engines are ugly.

>> No.11596290

>>11596286
Personally I'm just a Honda fan.

>> No.11596291

>>11596286
Enjoy waiting 4 months and paying thousands of dollars for parts.

>> No.11596297

>>11596286
>Why don't you buy a superior BMW bike?
Because I want to be able to maintain and repair my bike myself without making a faustian bargain for kraut space magic and shelling out thousands of dollars on top of that.

>> No.11596299

>>11573551
Fun-fact, in the US it is considered attempted murder!
Sauce: The Zimmer zammer

>> No.11596314

>>11596297
>>11596291
They don't break if you buy a new one. Why do Americans like to drive used shit so much?

>> No.11596323

>>11596299
It's not murder, it's aggravated manslaughter.

>> No.11596325

>>11596314
You get a better deal buying used.

>> No.11596327

>>11596314
Do you buy them on lease? My rich grandfather does that with BMWs and he's an American.

>> No.11596329

>>11596323
I love how our legal terminology is phrased

>> No.11596332

>>11596325
But how can you deal with driving a used car? People farted on your seat and maybe fucked inside. Just thinking about that disgusts me.
>>11596327
No, but I don't live in America. My mother owns a small auditing company. She bought me a new audi last year.

>> No.11596336

>>11596332
>But how can you deal with driving a used car? People farted on your seat and maybe fucked inside. Just thinking about that disgusts me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterilization_%28microbiology%29

>> No.11596341

>>11596332
I don't drive cars so I don't. With a used bike, a loli may have had an orgasm on the bike's seat. Isn't that exciting? Don't you want that bike?

>> No.11596345

>>11596332
They reupholster the seats, so what's the big deal?

>> No.11596348

>>11596336
>>11596345
I'm not talking about microbes. It's just disgusting. It's like fucking a used whore that still doesn't have any diseases
.

>> No.11596351

>>11596348
How do you know that the factory where the car was made, the assembly line workers didn't jerk off over the parts?

>> No.11596353

>>11596351
Wasn't it common for British factory workers to put stuff into the cars they made? Like their names, or drawings of dicks, or drawings of ladies?

>> No.11596355

>>11596351
Because that seems very unlikely.

>> No.11596356

>>11596332
lol you're weird

>> No.11596358

Buy a car from someone who's not a horny teenager.

>> No.11596362

>>11596351
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKEuzxC4eGc

I don't know why this continually makes me laugh. I so badly want to believe they test the bikes like that.

>> No.11596364

>>11596348
>>11596332
All matter was once one. Your car, even new, has already touched the dick and balls and semen of any man ever to exist or ever will exist.

>> No.11596367

>>11596364
Does that mean my dick touched all vaginas in the world and I'm not a virg?

>> No.11596369

>>11596364
Does that mean my dick has touched the slippery warm inside of numerous lolis' vaginas?

>> No.11596379

>>11596369
Yes, it also means that your dick has also been inside my ass

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>>11596364
>>11596367
>>11596369

gonna go fap to the big bang now

>> No.11596385

>>11596379
You know having a dick in your ass makes you gay, right? I'm not gay because my dick goes inside, you're gay because you let a dick go inside.

>> No.11596391

>>11596385
What's wrong with being a faggot?

>> No.11596392

>>11596391
It's gay, dude.

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>>11596392

>> No.11596404

What is this thread currently about?

>> No.11596406

>>11596404
It was derailed into something about dicks.

As expected of /jp/.

>> No.11604033

I don't like dicks.

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11604039

>>11596398

>>11604033
Go to America, they cut an important part off because they are told so by the J**s.

>> No.11607096

>>11572354

Say "Washi" and "Ware!" and "Ondore!"

>> No.11607398

>>11596348
I understand, anon, I'm also a germaphobe.

I feel a strong affinity with Japan's fucked-up mindset of "no used houses, we have to knock down the used houses and build new ones on top first". Sure it's distorting their housing market, but it seems so nice to me.

>> No.11608749

>>11573242
You missed the most badass of them all: kono Dio!

>> No.11614110

How do you even say ore?

Oh re?

Owrey? like that dude Namasensei.

I always use watashi so I'm really unfamiliar with rough possesive terms.

>> No.11614112

>>11614110
>I always use watashi
Where? In front of your weeaboo friends? Where would you use watashi if you don't even know how to pronounce simple Japanese words?

>> No.11614115

>>11614110
Oh-reh. Just listen to some anime clip or something. Do you pronounce manga as "mon-ga" too?

>> No.11614117

>>11614112
I was raised by women in a Japanese province. So I only learned most of the neutral gender pronouns, since old people there use washi or atashi, young kids use boku.

>>11614115
No, I was just confused because of that dude namasensei, I was just watching him a few weeks ago.

And no, I only read manga, don't watch anime or TV.

>> No.11614119

>>11614112
Perhaps he types them? I don't know how to pronounce half of the English words I use, but when I'm on the internet, English-language natives never realize I'm not one of them.

>> No.11615409

>>11572425
So you have to speak like a normal finn to emulate gangster japs? Interesting.

>> No.11615420

Where is the Compton of Japan?

>> No.11615437

>>11614119
Native english speakers usually type worse english than non-natives, you know. It's often more relaxed/casual.

>> No.11615453

>>11615420
Nishinari-ku ward of Osaka.

>> No.11615458
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11615458

Am I yankee yet?

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>>11587091
No, but the Yakuza do. Carrying heat in America is common as HELL. Japan was freely selling guns up until the late 70's. Wow their big wigs funding the film industry did a number on them in the whole pinky violence gun propaganda. Japan consistently proves themselves over and over again that they like being suppressed by their government. They can't even allow their porn to have uncensored, let alone their gun laws allowing their people to be armed. It's fucking stupid. Yakuza parade around with guns and so do the government with the citizens left in the middle to be pushed around by both with no means of defense. Japan's hive minded social structure borders on masochism on a mass level being under oppressive thumb of their governments' through out the centuries.
>>11587182
That's what you said last time to me as well.

>> No.11615821

>>11615787
Japan isn't exactly a bastion of individualism.

In fact, most confucian and buddhist cultures tend to reject the unbridled liberty that Americans hold as a secular god. People just obey when told to do so, they don't bother trying to fight authority.

The yakuza are is a shadow of its former self.

>> No.11615822

>>11615787
>Carrying heat in America is common as HELL
not really

>> No.11615836

>>11615822
He might mean relative to high gun control countries.

>> No.11615838

>>11615822
It is, especially relatively. You don't have the same amount of citizens carrying anywhere else in the world. CC is more common than you might think. Depending on state of course, but still.

>> No.11615842

>>11615822
I conceal a gun when ever I leave the house.

>> No.11615839

Why are Americans allowed guns when their only point is to harm/kill people?

>> No.11615848

>>11615839
Because of their ass-backwards constitution.

>> No.11615857

>>11615836
Every country is a high gun control country compared to US.

>> No.11615860

>>11615839
Why are Brits allowed knives when their only point is to harm/kill people?

>> No.11615863

>>11615860
Why are you allowed internet when your only point is to shitpost?

>> No.11615864

>>11615839

Because there are situations where you might need to harm/kill someone.

>> No.11615867

>>11615864
Those situations are more likely to arose if you allow people to own gun. It's a snake eating its tail.

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>>11615860
We're not. The law says you're not allowed to carry a blade over (I think) 2 inches. There have been many campaigns to reduce the number of people who carry knives. I like this advert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KfBn7RU8wo

Besides, knives have culinary and crafting uses.

>> No.11615872

>>11615864
You mean there are situations where you might need to disable someone. There are plenty of non-violent ways to do that, like restraint and stun guns.

>> No.11615878

>>11615867

They would still arise even if no-one owned guns.

Also, therw will always be some people with guns.

>> No.11615884

>>11615838
If you exclude all of the states where gun laws are unenforceable, then yeah sure.

Any conflict zone or failed state, current or former, will be awash with weapons and filled with people toting them around. I remember hearing stories from early 90's Russian Federation that "toll booths" manned by petty criminals with RPKs were common, even in areas just outside of Leningrad/St. Petersburg.

>> No.11615889

>>11615848
Stay butt hurt

>> No.11615890

>>11615878
Of the times guns are used (aimed at someone or shots fired), how many of those times are criminal and how many of them are for self-defense?

And of the times they're used for self-defense, in how many was using a gun the only option?

>> No.11615891

>>11615878
Of course crimes would still happen without guns. But crimes with guns are much more dangerous, and that's why it's desirable that the circulation of guns is as small as possible.

>> No.11615893

I think we should allow everyone to own nukes. No yield restrictions, of course.

Bonus points if a cheap way to produce them is found, so everyone can buy one!

That would solve all of our problems so quickly!

>> No.11615900

>>11615891
Enjoy your zombie apocalypse, nerd.

>> No.11615901

>>11615878
>They would still arise even if no-one owned guns.
True, but the likelihood is lower. A handgun is like a security blanket for a grown man/woman: it gives him the false sense of security that he is "safe." Without these tools, people generally avoid dangerous situations, and avoid escalating them should they enter one.

>Also, therw will always be some people with guns.
Around where I live there are criminals with guns, but they are usually drug dealers and bikers. The few victims of gun crime are usually other drug dealers. Petty criminals and drug addicts usually use kitchen knives to rob stores, since getting their hands on a black market gun is fucking expensive and there are so few legal guns lying around unsecured.

>> No.11615903

>>11615893
okuu get to work

>> No.11615907

Am I in /k/?

>> No.11615912

>>11615907
No, this is /jp/.

>> No.11615919

>>11615901
I should qualify my response by saying that the same gun control strategy is not universally suitable for all countries/societies. Islands like Britain and authoritarian societies like Japan and Singapore are more amenable to the strategy of "taking all the guns," since it's feasible to simply watch everyone and deploy a strong, well-disciplined police force to deter crime. Larger nations like Canada and Australia are also open to the restriction of firearms designed for self-defense and combat, since the populations are small and concentrated in urban centres, with most gun owners being rural hunters with single-round hunting shotguns and bolt-action rifles that are kept secure in gun safes when not being used.

Gun controls tend to be less effective when the state is weak and decentralized, poverty high, individualism predominant, and the population spread out. That includes (with a partial exception for poverty) the US. In this case, nothing can feasibly be done to reduce firearm-related deaths through the restriction of guns. The best alternative is to simply give people less reasons to shoot each other.

>> No.11615983

>>11614115
>Do you pronounce manga as "mon-ga" too?
It's not pronounced mong-guh?

>> No.11616011
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>>11615821
Thats exactly what bososzuku and Yankii stand against. The Yakuza use to as well to some extent back in the feudal days around 1700's, but all they care about is money and at any cost. Yankii and Bososzuku are of the youth when we aren't willing to stand idly by watching the adults run the world into corruption or sacrificing our noble hearts to flawed systems, whether that be Imperialism or anything else. They ride for freedom. They fight for the frustration bound in each hearts in the near future where they must submit to modern society. They are the pure.

Ride on the wings of freedom Yankii.
>>11615822
Where do you live then? The hill billy side of America? Even then you need them against the rapists in the mountains.

>> No.11616090 [DELETED] 

>>11573551
He was too weak for the jayhood.

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>>11596364
FAKE AND GAY(you are gay)

New matter is produced by stars going supernova, it is created by fusion so no it can be considered new.
So not all the matter comes from the big bang.

>> No.11616145 [DELETED] 

>>11616133
Wrong. Not that anon and even I know that. Matter cannit be created or destroued unless we are considerung the dark matter at the edge of our expanding universe, whuuch is God expanding it through his will, thua only God can create matter.

>> No.11616180 [DELETED] 

my cute friend sent me this:

Www jouzu dane ne ganbaru yo

wat mean

>> No.11616188

>>11615983
mango

>> No.11618206

>>11572364
This pick make me want kick from back.

>> No.11626289

KKOW is best yankee manga

>> No.11626445

>>11615900
Would you fuck a zombie with her gross rotting body with maggots leaking out of it onto your penis as you penetrate her?

>> No.11626462

>>11572364
I'm a slav. And a slave as well. Fucking Ukraine.

>> No.11626476

>>11572416
Vodka, Romania, whores, bitches, bad rap music, used luxury cars, iPhones, turkish food.

>> No.11626556

>>11626462
Wow dude you should just kill yourself and try the genetic lottery again

>> No.11633747

Do they even use phones?

>> No.11634615
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Who here Branded to Kill Yakuza?

>> No.11634640

>>11614110
Namasensei can't pronounce shit correctly and doesn't even try to.

>> No.11635167
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バイクだけに...

>> No.11635204
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>>11635167
Iei!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yML8MyHYA0

>> No.11641349

the yakuza are stonger than mafia.

>> No.11645141

>>11572354
They are dancers.

>> No.11645262

>>11572354
Konoyaro & Bakayaro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swurkVJsepI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mbj5U0O55s

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