/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm like the first type. Lying in bed with my keyboard and mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

A few weeks ago, the team behind The Cube Project announced a new model:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzjFEU_gjg

For those of you who haven't been following this, it's a small, cubic home designed for one person to live in. Could be of interest to many NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

Those all look incredibly uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Post the ``man about to have his head crushed at any moment'' one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568745

When I lie that way it hurts my chest

[Anonymous No.]

Are back problems the sign of truNEET?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568758
The truest truNEET problem is muscular atrophy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568758
I think so. I have a slight hunchback problem. It honestly hurts (badly hurts) for me to stand up perfectly straight. The muscles in my neck and shoulders have taken it easy for too long I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568765
but fapping is exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

i can't believe people who are too lazy to even sit in a chair properly. disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

I have no willingness.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>11568708
The bed is too near the roof and the stairs look dangerous.
I would replace the sofa for a full-reclining chair and move the tv a bit down.

But besides that, I would totally live inside that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568782

It's not about being too lazy to sit

It's about being cozy

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568698
tfw no comfortable position to post online

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568795
if you're not cozy in your chair then you've got the wrong kind of chair.

[Anonymous No.]

I lived like the guy in the top left for a long time, eventually my tailbone got really really sore. I'm not a fatass so there was not much cushioning.
Its been sore for over a month.

At least I live in the land of freedom so if I get a horrible bedsore I can just shoot myself in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

The guy on the bottom left is sitting horizontally.
Why doesn't he just sit vertically instead?
It would probably be much more comfortable than holding your head over the side of your bed.

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>>11568815
That's weird, I'd think the last thing to start hurting would be the tailbone or anywhere near your lower back. I've been living like that for about 6 months and now I've got a crick in my neck and this weird crunching noise when I flex my left shoulder.

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>>11568803
Please don't force your chair preferences on others. Some people are different from you and that's OK!

[Anonymous No.]

Otaku culture.

[Anonymous No.]

how do you fatNEETs use computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568835
rest laptop on belly

keeps belly warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568838
I just wish my arm would stop going numb when trying to play my PSP or DS while trying to fall asleep.

I just don't feel right on my back.

[Anonymous No.]

No matter what I can't find a way to make bed computer comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

Using a phone is really comfortable. I just curl up in bed until I fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568838
not everyone is a normalfag
(thank god)

[Anonymous No.]

I used to use Nyaa, but I haven't read any visual novels in at least a year. I'm sure they're still a decent source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568836
Enjoy your cancer. Your organs can't dissipate heat quickly the way your skin can so you'll be damaging cells without even knowing it.

Could be worse, though. Imagine what is going to happen to guys that rest "lap"tops on their lap. Sayonara testicles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568915
Might as well die comfortably

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>>11568940
I dunno, man. Malignant tumors sound kind of painful.

Then again I'm sure I'll commit suicide at some point so fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

Reptiles lay on hot rocks to aid digestion
I've always wondered if it helps people just a little even though they're warm blooded

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568952
Are you literally retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568966
Yep, literal retard confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568960

Was that a figurative question?

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>>11568708
Take a shot every time he says "very efficient"

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568979
Efficiency is ultra-important to NEETs and to our planet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568987
I would say that some NEETs, even the shut-in types, don't care much about efficiency or preserving the planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568987
the planet is a ball of dirt it doesnt care if it has things living on it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568708
It's 4 by 3. More like a RCT at this point.

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>>11568987
I think i could take full advantage of that by never using the lights. i like it dark

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>>11568998
But it looks prettier when it's not all dirty and polluted, does it not? I guess some people don't care about aesthetics. I never got along with those types that are okay with programmer art in games.

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>>11568745
holy shit her arms are long

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>>11568991
But it's your own home, of course you want less work.

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>>11568998
It's just an expression. Earth and life can take whatever we could throw at it and then some, but we should take into account humans and ensure that it remains comfortably livable for ourselves and future generations.

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>>11568952
that will only work if you're Jewish

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>>11568991
You know its strange, I am a bitter NEET and all that but I love this planet. Even though I won't be around for very long I still care for it quite a bit.

Its the people that inhabit it that I despise.

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>>11569031
What to do you love about the planet? I'm genuinely curious, not trying to bait you or anything.

Also, if you don't mind, what led you to be bitter?

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I just got hit in the face with the most ronery I've ever had in my entire life. When I was a kid, I moved to another city and left all my friends behind. When I moved into the new city, I never managed to acquire friends like before. I eventually grew somewhat bitter and introverted in nature. Naturally, this led to a somewhat ronery existence, and when I got out of college, I just stayed in my apartment most of the time, only going out for food and work. Well, while I was cleaning up, I decided to go through some of the boxes in my closet. In one of the boxes, I found the letters and notes that my old friends gave to me before I moved. I read through them. Iti wasn't so bad at first, since a lot of them just said stuff such as, "Have a good time there!" or "Make sure you have fun!"

But eventually, as I went down the stack, the scribbled writing in the cards told me of my miserable existence. "Make sure you make a lot of new friends!" I didn't make any close friends after moving into my apartment. "Make sure you keep up your grades and get a good job!" Sure, I finished college with fair grades, but I have a terrible job that barely pays for the apartment and utilities. The final letter hit me the hardest though. "I hope you'll be able to laugh just like you laughed here." The only times I laughed here was in the presence of the internet... I can't remember a time where I actually laughed with another person. I realized how bitter and full of hatred I've become since I moved here. Who was I supposed to curse? My parents for forcing me here? My old friends for forgetting me? No... I realized it was all my fault... That I was the reason I was living this terrible life. Gentle Jena began playing from my computer, and I silently cried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569045
Nice kopipe, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569050
Whoever deleted it has no soul and no life.

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>>11569029
#told
#rekt
#shotsfired

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>>11568708
I don't like the bed at all, it unnerves me and I would worry about crashing down all night. I use it for storage and turn the storage below the stairs into a comfortable little bednest.

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>>11568987

>tfw efficiency otaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568708
I don't like it, the dimensions and design of the living spaces are so cramped and narrow that I can't take it easy living in there.

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>>11569171

I wouldn't mind. Half of that shit is unnecessary for me. I don't need all those bookshelves and storage spots and crap. Honestly, I'd trade a ton of that crap for an actual flushable toilet (screw compost toilets, that's gross), and a tiny washer/dryer.

[Anonymous No.]

made from an old metal frame shelf

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>>11569210

It's not bad, but laying on your back looking up poses some weird mouse angles and typing is no fun.

I think laying down on my stomache with a slot for my arms might be best. Some kind of slotted man-shaped mattress.

[Anonymous No.]

My setup shits all over those. I just lie down on the chair/bed combo and the monitor is tilted for a straight-on viewing angle.

It's also IPS so I can see fine when laying down.

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>>11569232
your room looks like it smells like semen

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>>11569232

I haven't used computer chairs or any adjustable chair ever since I read that story about the chair piston bursting and firing a steel rod through that boy's asshole and killing him.

I just sit on like the round ottoman style chairs now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569234
Well, it doesn't. It usually smells like whatever I microwaved last or a tropical breeze scented oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569232
Painted cinderblocks.

Its almost like a prison.

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>>11569239
Aaaand now my asshole is clenched hard enough to compress diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569239
I weight like 130lbs so I don't think my chair would ever do that.

>>11569241
You get what you pay for. Living alone is expensive.

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>>11568745
Isn't lying on your stomach horrible for your back and neck?

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>>11569243
>>11569251

It happened to a tiny 14 year old Chinese boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569258
I sleep on my stomach so I hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569261
>Chinese

Quality control exists where I live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569265

>implying you even know the make and manufacturer of your computer chair

Go ahead, crawl under it and take a look to see if it was made in China or not.

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>>11569261
I'm pretty sure he was over the chair's weight limit.

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>>11569270

Nah. It's happened a few times. Apparently it has to do with the air pressure/cheaping out in the tube. Even 50 lbs would be enough to move it up/down and trigger the fuck up. It has nothing to do with the weight and moreso to do with cutting corners and cheaping out on materials and manufacturing, leading to a disasterous piston breech and flinging screws/metal up into your ass and guts.

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>>11569272
That's the way I want to go.

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>>11568835

I sit at a chair. but it's only 3 feet from my bed. I don't know how anyone can lie in bed all day it sounds painful! I also try to keep more active too but it's exercise not doing nothing that actually hurts my knees and makes them worse...

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>>11569275
Plus if you survive you'll have one hell of a lawsuit to live off of.

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>>11569272
And as long as you don't put any air in the chair by lifting it up with the lever you'll be fine. My chair at its lowest with all the air let out is high enough to sit at my desk just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when castrated by your computer chair

RIP genitals ;_;7

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>>11569184
I agree with you about not needing those things, but I want a large space to be in. So, as you can imagine, there would be this huge area, but nothing there except a bed and a computer. The empty space is just so that I wouldn't feel claustrophobic. Plus I would be able to use it to practice dancing or something. Or do laps around it.

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>>11569315
>dancing
>laps

Get a load of this normie faggot

[Anonymous No.]

What does /jp/ think about stand-up desks?

It's good for your back and posture, and you supposedly get used to standing up for a while. Plus, if you get tired, you can just sit down on a big stool.

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>>11569328
Sounds worse than sitting on the floor on your knees like a Jap

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>>11569328
Can't take it easy like that.

Why stand when you can sit? Why sit when you can lounge? Why lounge when you can lay down?

Posture isn't a priority when you are a sedentary shut-in

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>>11569334
Why lay down when you can lounge? Why lounge when you can sit? Why sit when you can stand?

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>>11569327
You shouldn't neglect your physical health, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to float in a warm gel or something like that. Please take me back to my mother's womb!

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You're all going to get bed sores and regret it!

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I just lay with my laptop on my gut.

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>>11568708
That's a pretty neat house. It's a shame that these designs never seem to make it into mass production.

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>>11569391
All you have to do to avoid bedsores is roll over every few hours. It's what they do when you are laid up in the hospital.

NEET tips part 48

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>>11568708
i think my own designs for the truneet cube house are far superior

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>>11569526
Post them.
An I seriously hope it has a glory hole.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the neat/hikikomori general thread?

How will you be neating it up during the coming week, /jp/sies?

[Anonymous No.]

am I the only lonely NEET here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569529
this is one i made many months ago

i used to be delusional about making a prototype but i gave up and just being a hopeless neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569541
oh no i forgot to attach imaaaage

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>>11569544
No, I am also a lonely NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569541
Did you forgot your pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569545
>water tank

what?

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>>11569544
I have successfully deluded myself into thinking I don't need human contact to be happy.

On a related note I stuck into my mom's anxiety medication (too scared to ask a doctor for my own) and it mildly works. Usually when I think of shameful past events I get sweaty and feel sick but I don't feel that much for the time being.

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>>11569546

How do you cope with loneliness? It's beginning to get increasingly difficult for me.

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>>11569553
it seemed important to me, collecting and storing water, same with electricity

[Trevor, Destroyer of Janitors !4Pq7ZkSFpA No.]

>>11569530
Working on my job resume.

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>>11569545
Cool but having a hollow floor seams kind of unstable.

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>>11569546
>>11569544

Ｈｏｗ　ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｇｅｔ　ｌｏｎｅｌｙ？

Ｉ　ｇｕｅｓｓ　ｎｏｔ　ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ　ａ　ｓｃｈｉｚｏｉｄ？

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>>11568708
I think the stairs look a little too dangerous.
Other than that I would love to live in that house! I would mostly use energy for my PC.

The bigger question is where would you put it where it wouldn't seem out of place?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ I need to confide in you

I am starting to have a lot of homicidal thoughts towards my family and I think about killing them. I am particularly fixated on killing my cousin.

I have quite a few mental health issues and I'm not sure if I should be worried about these things. But I fear I would someday act on these urges, as I have bouts with self-mutilation and If I can do these things then how long until I start killing my family members, or whoever else?

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>>11569464

the only reason small homes haven't kicked off is because housing committees refuse to allow them into suburbs because they're afraid they'll lower land value of all their Chinese owned rent homes.

If there truly was an evil force in western society it is these organizations dedicated to destroying efficiency for their own greed!

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>>11569664
Oh god, what happened to you, cousin anon? I thought you loved your cousin.

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>>11568991
i shoudl imagine electical effeciency matrters

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569670
He's going to kill her before she turns into a nasty adult. It's romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569664
You need an outlet for your violence

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>>11569664

You should try telling a doctor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569567
Water is quite heavy youll want to store it lower. also using height from the roof you could install a small turbine.

>>11569546
i once had a GF, left me for another man, so now im a lonely neet in a little 1bedroom house.

>>11569562
It comes in waves. you learn to handle it. Alot of the time iuse 4chan.

>>11569587
so long as the flooring is thick enough and the reinforcement bars are common enough it would be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been NEET for my entire life. For my entire life I also grew up without my father. I never knew where he was, or who he was. My mother had on and off contact with him, and only recently got in regular contact with him. Turns out he's been in and out of prison ever since I was a child. He wrote me a few letters, I wrote him back, and then he started calling my house regularly, using one of the officer's phones. Then he got a phone of his own. He would occasionally call and tell me all about my mother and himself when they were younger, how much he loved my mother, and how he never had any children with any other women. To be honest I've grown to like the guy. After a while he started telling me that he's very sorry for never being around for me, and that he has enough money for my mother and I when he gets out that we can all live together very comfortably. Supposedly he was given a record company and sold it for a few million during a time when he was out of prison, and that some money he had gotten from whatever he did to get put in prison was laundered and hidden away in multiple accounts. According to my mother, the lawyer has sent her court papers and such that verify all of it. I'm a bit cautious, but according to my mother it sounds like he wants to give me a large portion of whatever he has when he gets out. He's supposed to get out in 2014. He was able to get visitation papers for me and my mother, as well as able to buy us plane tickets out to where he is so we could actually visit before he gets out.

What should I do? Should I take the free ride to the south and visit my father in prison? Should I believe that he actually has money that he wants to give me? What's the chance that this will end horribly? What's the chance that this will end amazingly well? I really want to believe, but if he's a criminal he probably knows how to manipulate people.

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>>11569664
>I am starting to have a lot of homicidal thoughts towards my family and I think about killing them. I am particularly fixated on killing my cousin.
>I'm not sure if I should be worried about these things.

You need to get some help bro.

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>>11569701
Sounds like you're a spoiled rich kid.

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>>11569701
I think you should do it because it'd be interesting.

My father lived maybe 20 miles away from me in a small town for half my life but never once attempted to contact me, even knowing I exist and according to my mom I'm his only kid. His parents didn't even care.

Being a bastard kind of sucks. Without a father figure of some sort life is like doing a marathon with one leg.

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>>11569684
>>11569688
>>11569708

there's a lot out of context I suppose. I'm isolated with my thoughts and my psychatrists have advised against this and wanted me to go out and get friends, do normie things. I have explained to them I cannot do these things as I am socially retarded, but they do not seem to understand.

My loneliness is pretty bad as of now, depression and mood swings are a daily thing. I can only stop the feels with medication and that's just temporary. I hate to use /jp/ as my blog but I don't know what to do

I thought of maybe taking my insomnia medication and overdosing. I imagine it would be blissful as the feeling I get from them are this amazing high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569732

I wouldn't know how to solve that issue. I don't have any negative reactions from isolation as I spend all day in my room.

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>>11569724
I guess it would be interesting, and it's not like I'm doing anything now or ever. My only fear is that I will be shanked by him for some reason. I mean, if the guy can get a cellphone and charget in prison then he can probably get some sort of weapon in there as well.

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>>11569732
You're asking the wrong people to help you.
It seems like you want friends but are scared of getting them?

>>11569745
I'll assume you aren't messing around since I'm bored.

Contraband is a part of prison. Prepay cell phones go for $1000 give or take, you can get a lot of things in prison if you have a lot of money.
Getting a weapon would be easier than getting a phone, they can make them out of virtually anything.
Why would he want to kill you? Honestly sounds like a white collar criminal because he actually cares about his offspring and only had one child and has a lot of money (supposedly, could be a scam who knows).
Not to mention it would be extremely hard to attack a visitor since they're watched like hawks by armed guards in every direction.

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>>11569764
I don't know why he'd want to kill me. I suppose you really can get anything in prison if you have the right connections and/or money, but that hadn't occured to me.

I should probably just trust him. He's always thinking of ways to help my mother and I out from prison. Some of his ideas have included a service to set up social networking accounts for prisoners, to set up some sort of prison newsletter, and most recently to sell cigarettes to prisoners and put the money on a GreenDot card for transfer to my mother's Paypal account. He mentioned something about the number of digits on the GreenDot cards, needing them to be 14 instead of 16, or 16 instead of 14. I can't remember at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569764
Not so much as wanting a friend as it is wanting another /jp/,

Then my life would be complete

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569724
Don't worry about it too much. I had a father figure my whole life and I still turned out horribly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569805
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592

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>>11569797
ive had two uncles in and out of prison.

Both went in the first time for the same thing (armed robbery of some sort) But jail time can change people greatly.

The youngest came out and was straight edge jesus, Tried to convert me to Christianity. Ended up getting done for assault/GBH (probably related to is preaching).

The eldest came out of prison, shoplifted from a game shop and mailed me the games.

Not sure if i like the eldest. still sends me free games from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569826
Supposedly my father has converted to Islam. I don't care at all, as long as he doesn't try to force it on me or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569743
Not that guy, how long have you been holed up in there for? I think it's only the first year that's hard.

[Anonymous No.]

MASTER-RACE CONFIRMED.

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>>11569020
>>11569028
Should attach an onahole. And titties with nipples, that become hard by pushing button. That will motivate you to do some masturbating exercises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569484
You'll have multiple bedsores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569544
normals pls go
alone but not lonely is NEET

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[Suika-Tan !Npq.Isx2OE No.]

>>11569987
That's not a permanent rig though. He doesn't even have piss bottle storage within arm's reach or a pile of dirty clothes for a pillow.

I used to have the most amazing office chair, but I'm starting to question why I always preferred them, since they don't really offer anything. Something like a wedge shaped stiff pillow that I could just recline on the floor with while sitting cross legged would be nice, but not practical for every day use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569568
looks like someone got pussy pounded

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>>11569701
Well I never visited my father. He did however call me a few days ago to tell me that he's out of prison. He had a cellphone in prison but then the charger broke, and then his crackhead cellmate started a fight with him and when the wardens came in they took the phone, but then he got another phone shortly after, but then the wardens searched his cell again and took the new one.

Anyway, he supposedly works nights as a bouncer for a club. I guess he's already bought himself a brand new truck too, according to my mother. He told my mom not to worry about anything financially, which is good for her since she's worse off than myself. He's also really trying to get me to visit him or have me stay at his sister's house in Jackson. I don't really want to go to Mississippi, especially in autumn or winter.

Finally, he has a different last name now, or at least his last name is different on the Google account he sent me an email with. It's Elohimel now. It was Anderson before.

[Anonymous No.]

God, we are truly a bunch of bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569045
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569987
The towel blanket is the best part of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11569045
dammit