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11566477 No.11566477 [Reply] [Original]

Seeing as most of our lives are spend inside of our bedroom, let's share them with each other!

I am curious to see how most of us live.

>> No.11566484

Yours looks like a girl's room.

>> No.11566495

>>11566477
I will only be bullied, so not today. You seem pretty new too. We have bed threads all the time. Should know how we live anon. Spending money we don't have for niche things we don't need just for our parents to say "Why do you like Japan so much? You know they were an evil empire that bombed America right? They're all the same zipper heads in the end".

I dont think I want my feiance to meet my family. They can be the most hate ridden racists I've ever know.

>> No.11566501
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H-how did I do /jp/?

>> No.11566504

>>11566501
>pacific rim
ewwww

>> No.11566508
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>>11566501

That is an amazing room.

10/10 very jealous.

>> No.11566522

>>11566477
Get out normalfag scum

>> No.11566536

My room is fucking digusting. There are broken stuff, bags, empty containers, cans, boxes, empty bottles, not empty bottles, used tissues, foods and clothes all over the floor. On my - once white, now yellow/brown - bedsheets lays a filthy daki slut. And my desk is just like my floor. What a fauck.

I ain't gonna post no pics, but you can imagine what it looks like.

>> No.11566535

>>11566501
one day you will get over this stupid touhou shit and just feel extremely disappointed in yourself.

>> No.11566542

>>11566536
Why is your daki filthy?

>> No.11566543

>>11566501
4/10 would avoid in street

>> No.11566547
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I need to put some posters up or something.

>> No.11566549

>>11566542
Because I don't know how to use the washing machine, and my mom can't see her.

>> No.11566552

>>11566535
>one day you will get over this stupid touhou shit and just feel extremely disappointed in yourself.

Im already 26 going towards wizardhood, when it this event gonna happen?

>> No.11566555

>>11566547
do like the setup

>> No.11566556
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>>11566547
>>11566501

Is most of /jp/ rich or something?

>> No.11566558

>>11566547
9/10 room would hang out in

>> No.11566562

>>11566549
Silly willy, dakimakuras don't go in washing machines.

>> No.11566563

>>11566547
i'd suck your cock on that cute little couch

>> No.11566566

>>11566556
I've recently gotten a high paying job, at least as far as my needs are concerned, and am wondering how I will decorate my room in cool ways too. It's funny that some of these rooms look cheap until you consider the price of the figures.

>> No.11566571

>>11566556
Just the more vocal ones about this.

>> No.11566574

>>11566562
Yes you can wash them, silly.

>> No.11566595

I should but I'm too lazy to take a pic. I just have figures and clothes everywhere

>> No.11566597

>>11566566
yeah I've spent about $10,000 on figures. And all the furniture is just hand me downs from my dad

>> No.11566596

>>11566566
>high paying job

What job is that and how much does it pay.

>> No.11566599

Are any non normalfags going to post their rooms or will this just become an /a/ thread

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>>11566556
My room isn't fancy like theirs, anon.

>> No.11566601,1 [INTERNAL] 

noobcaeks should get the http://myfigurecollection.net/item/98868#tab/user/date/1/1

>> No.11566606
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>> No.11566607

>>11566601
I really like your Fw900, how much did you pay for it?

>> No.11566612
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>>11566606
truejaypeer room
All you other rich normies should fuck off

>> No.11566613

>>11566552
dont listen to that normie. make us proud when you finally can cast spells anon.

>> No.11566616 [DELETED] 

>>11566613
'normie'

Kill yourself you delusional weaboo. I'm a shut-in permavirg who masturbates to pregnant porn daily and I think you're sad.

>> No.11566625

>>11566616
as far as im corcened that sounds like something a normie would do. get out of jp

>> No.11566623

>>11566606
Oh cool, mine looks really similar.

>> No.11566624

>>11566607
I got it for $120. I found it on craigslist and drove an hour to go pick it up. Well worth it.

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>> No.11566634

fuggin richNEETs shitting up my jp
get the HELL out

>> No.11566636

>>11566630
Got enough sex toys?

>> No.11566640

All I have are cardboard boxes, a tiny bed, a few plushies to cuddle, more cardboard boxes with clothes in them, papers, a few food wrappings, walls that aren't painted, holes in the walls for windows, and clothes and PC accessories around. Why would you want to see that?

>> No.11566642

>>11566630
Please tell me what cameras and lenses you have.

>> No.11566643

>>11566634
they aren't neets
they got jobs and textbooks and shit

>> No.11566644

>>11566501
Where did you acquire that Youmu poster? It looks great.

>> No.11566645
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My room is boring. I desperately need to clean next to my computer desk

>> No.11566646

I don't even have a bed. I sleep on the floor.

>> No.11566650
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me on the couch

>> No.11566651

>>11566646
Same. I lay a blanket down because I stay in concrete floored basement. I wake up sore as hell but fuck it. It's better than having a nice bed you have to get out of 5 or more days a week to go to work.

NEET4life

>> No.11566654

>>11566650
best ipod

>> No.11566667

>>11566642
Rebel 2000
Canonet GIII QL17
OM-1
5D2

Zuiko 28mm f/2.8
Zuiko 50mm f/1.4
Zuiko 200mm f/4
EF 50mm f/1.8
EF 20-35 f/3.5-4.5 USM

Nothing crazy.

>> No.11566668

hello i am japan person living in net cafe

>> No.11566677

>>11566668
Prove it.

>> No.11566679

>>11566668
Post pics

>> No.11566680
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Can't wait to move out.

>> No.11566684

>>11566501
Where did you get that dakimakura from?
It's cute.

>> No.11566687

Whats with all these little beds? What about your gfs??

>> No.11566688

>>11566680
I like your room. It's cute

>> No.11566692

>>11566687
Maybe their girlfriends are lolis.

>> No.11566694

Apparently I am a loser even when compared to NEETs.

;_;

>> No.11566701

>>11566687
I wish they made beds that were thin like that, but longer, so i could fit in them. I'm too tall for twin beds, but I always like them better.

>> No.11566700

>>11566692
Oh, you want to spend the night? Well, looks like you're going to have to snuggle up real close~
But really, what gfs?

>> No.11566705

>>11566701
... Twin long?

>> No.11566704

>>11566700
The loli gf.

>> No.11566709

>>11566705
They have those?!?

>> No.11566718

>>11566709
I am using one right now.

>> No.11566725
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I don't see the point in decorating when 99% of the time you're staring at a monitor

>> No.11566726

>>11566718
Can I come over and try it out? I'm jealous

>> No.11566728
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Changed a lot during the past year.

>> No.11566729
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>>11566725
me too.

>> No.11566733

>>11566477
Cute room and good taste! Kyubey is so moe!

>> No.11566730

>>11566625
you're fitting in really well! Keep it up and someone will mistake you for a /jp/ poster.

>> No.11566731

>>11566725
This is a really high quality post.

>> No.11566736

>>11566726
You don't want to. I think it's getting moldy.
But it's 80 inches long as opposed to 75, so it's a twin size in width (39" or something) but it's as long as a king.

>> No.11566739

>>11566729
Is you floor a chalkboard?

>> No.11566747

>>11566739
Neat isn't it?

>> No.11566744

>>11566736
>moldy

Dude, you need to spray your shit down with lysol once and awhile. No fabric can withstand a daily dose of smelly NEET sweat, semen and the inevitable spills that come from taking it easy in the vertical position with a fine beverage

>> No.11566749

>>11566477
OP if you're still here DONT leave figures in their boxes you can possibly ruin their paint

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>> No.11566753

>>11566744
It's not that, we had a situation at my house which caused select rooms to flood, and one of them was my bedroom. I tried my best to dry stuff out. I'm still evaluating whether it's the mattress or the thing under it (Whatever that's called).

>> No.11566755

>>11566747
Actually it's pretty lame, dude. I mean if you are 13 or something it might seem kind of cool... I guess.

>> No.11566757

>>11566650
who virg

>> No.11566758

>>11566753
If you clean it up I'd love to try it! I've been on a king bed before, and sleeping in one the width of a twin bed would be like heaven for me

>> No.11566759

>>11566704
Wouldn't they get arrested?

>> No.11566761

>>11566759
Why would they arrest a loli?

>> No.11566762

>>11566753
Ah, that's no good. My old house got flooded and we had to tear up everything from ground level to 4 feet. The walls and insulation included because of the mold.

You should have just chucked that thing out right away. You can get pretty damn sick from the wrong type of mold, and not in a cute immune system building way.

The thing underneath is called a bed sping where I am from, but I don't use one. I just have a bare mattress on the floor.

>> No.11566763

>>11566759
Nothing wrong with sleeping together with a loli in your bed.

>> No.11566764

>>11566761
I think he meant to say "molested"

>> No.11566767

>>11566761
No, the disgusting fat old man that lives in the room.

>>11566763
It's against the law and moot hates people like that as well. They don't belong on 4chan or in real life.

>> No.11566770

hello folks i am posting live from my room

/jp/!!! im doing it, im posting...

>> No.11566771

>>11566762
That's probably true but I hate to throw it out seeing as I JUST got it not even a month before. It seemed like such a waste.

>> No.11566772

>>11566767
who cares about moot

>> No.11566774

>>11566767
How is it against the law to sleep with a loli in your bed? Are parents constantly breaking the law when they let their child sleep with them when they've become too scared to sleep in their own bed?

>> No.11566778

>>11566767
And moot is a gigantic faggot.

>> No.11566779

>>11566772
I care. he's my best friend

>> No.11566780

>>11566779
You need better friends

>> No.11566781

>>11566774
I don't think so, because they probably aren't in a relationship with their children. Fathers get arrested if they fuck their 8 year old daughters.

>> No.11566782

>>11566780
I know...I'm too shy though

>> No.11566783

>>11566770
Congrats, man! High five!

This your first step on a terrible and frustrating journey but remember we are all proud of you and love you like a brother

>> No.11566784

Do you guys think Moot is a virgin?
I'm inclined to say no due to the fact he is a rather handsome fellow, however it also should be taken into consideration that he created 4chan.

>> No.11566785

>>11566781
Nobody is talking about having sex with kids.

>> No.11566786

whats with all the college normies here
why not post pics of your frathouses

>> No.11566789

>>11566774
I don't think it's illegal at all as long as you don't molest her

>> No.11566787

Anti-pedos pls go.

>> No.11566788

>>11566784
He already answered this question, New Fag

>> No.11566791

>>11566774
Yes. If two peoples enter the same bed, well guess how, that is sex.

>> No.11566794

>>11566784
No. He's a straight up normie, no doubt about it. Creating 4chan when he was 15 (underage b&!) was just a "happy" accident.

It kind of disgusts me that he posts on /jp/. He doesn't belong here

>> No.11566795

>>11566599
The people who live in nondescript basements aren't posting.

Anybody can save up a few thousand dollars in a few years easily anyway, unless they're just unemployable.

>> No.11566796

>>11566785
Aren't we talking about loli girlfriends? This is how this conversation began.

>>11566787
Reported you to moot. Enjoy your permaban.

http://youtu.be/2mRp3QNkhrc?t=40m20s

>> No.11566798

>>11566784
Moot isn't handsome. And 4chan is most likely what would get him laid. There's nothing else special or interesting about him after all. He's just an awkward twig of a new york college student hipster.

>> No.11566801

>>11566784
There is a picture of a girl holding his dick you moron

>> No.11566803

>>11566795
GTFO normalscum. Don't think you can hide from me. I can smell a normie from across the globe, whether they fess up to it or not

>> No.11566805

>>11566803
How old are you?

>> No.11566808

Moot is known to throw around his e-celeb status to get him free drinks and "nerdy" girls.

They're usually not very attractive and honestly neither is moot.

>> No.11566809

>>11566796
I'm a pedophilia and I've been talking about it openly for like seven years without any issues. And I hope you're not spamming that link to people in the hopes that you're teaching anyone anything at all. Everyone has known moot is just another retarded normal for ages. Maybe you should go back to 4chan if you love the taste of his cock so much.

>> No.11566811

>>11566794
>He's a straight up normie
It seems weird that he would take such pride in curating a site that is so autistic if he's actually a normie. It doesn't seem like he makes any money from it.

>>11566801
Do you lose your virginity from kissing too?

>> No.11566814

>>11566811
>It seems weird that he would take such pride in curating a site that is so autistic if he's actually a normie. It doesn't seem like he makes any money from it.
We're a combination museum and freakshow.

>> No.11566821

>>11566811
There is a reason project normalize has been in action on 4chan for the past few years

>It doesn't seem like he makes any money from it.
Ohohoh how gullible can you be
Then again you're probably just joking around, or at least I hope so

>> No.11566814,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11566809
mfwwwww acting like i give a shit about what moot says to get jpers made......

laffs all round

>> No.11566819

>>11566811
>Do you lose your virginity from kissing too?
I'm a kiss virgin, just like every other cute little girl here.

Picture of girl grabbing his erect penis --> Social situation is cosy enough to facilitate easy sexual interactions --> He's not a virgin you moron
He gets more sex every week than all of /jp/ combined

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What happened to pretty /jp/ rooms?

>> No.11566828

>>11566823
The jay decided to discuss something else instead.

>> No.11566829

>>11566823
the "pretty" /jp/ rooms stopped being posted once people called out their owners being NORMIES as HECK

hope they learned their lesson

>> No.11566836

>>11566823
People decided that this was an /a/ thread and therefore it had to be shat into oblivion.

>> No.11566837

>>11566823
People are afraid to post them because shitposters attack anyone who actually owns things relating to their hobbies.

>> No.11566839

>>11566837
This is what normies actually believe.

>> No.11566840

>>11566823
The culture rapidly changed over the course of one thread. Accelerated mass consciousness shift. Real.

>> No.11566842

>>11566829
Pretty in my mind is tiny and cluttered and filled with paraphernalia

I dont like the rich ones, not that I've got a real problem with them

>> No.11566843

>>11566839
That's only natural, as it's true.

>> No.11566844

>>11566836
But I want to see more cute Jaypee rooms

>> No.11566845

>>11566844
Life is full of things we want and can't have, and that's terrible.

>> No.11566846

>>11566839
Wouldn't normals be afraid to buy these things because their mommy and daddy and bros would think it's gross?

>> No.11566848

>>11566846
There's normal normal, and there's weeaboo normal. But they're all different kinds of normal.

Basically, if you have any disposable income, you need to get the fuck out of /jp/.

>> No.11566849

>>11566846
Not all normies are created equal
Would you not call Danny Choo a normal because he cashes in on weeb interests?

>> No.11566850

>>11566846
No they buy them to make their normal friends think they're quirky and eccentric.

>> No.11566852

when can we have a post your heaping piles of trash everywhere unsuitable for living thread?

>> No.11566855

>>11566845
This thread is still young, I think we can save it.

>> No.11566856

>>11566848
Truth right here, god damn fucking normies are ruining the board.

>> No.11566857

>>11566852
If your bedroom looks like that, this is the thread for that, so go ahead.

>> No.11566861

>>11566836
There's no "people," just that one guy who does nothing but shitpost in /jp/ full time. Just ignore him.

>> No.11566869

>>11566848
I've lately been thinking about how everything is for normals. They breathe air, drink water, sleep... I think I'm going to try to push the new definition of normal as existing. This would effectively render everyone alive right now to be a normal. It's only fair.

>> No.11566872
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>>11566846
/jp/ has a strict definition of normie. You could be a hardcore otaku freak and still be a normal.

If you have/do one or more of the following you are a normie:
Job
College
Girlfriend or wife (2D waifus excluded obv)
Real life friends
Any kind of social life
Involved in team sports or any activity that requires interacting with real human beans

It's a tough crowd in here, man. If you aren't viewed as a total failure by society you should probably just leave now.

>> No.11566873

>>11566848
I can have a disposable income without even leaving my room.

>> No.11566875

>>11566869
calm down normie
no need to get in a huff because you feel excluded from the places you don't belong

brb gf calling me

>> No.11566876

>>11566872
>2D waifus
for normals and attention whores

>Real life friends
internet friends also disqualify you

>> No.11566878

The only thing that being called a "normie" means in modern /jp/ is that one particular shitposter doesn't like you.

>> No.11566881

>>11566872
It seems like you accidentally clicked on /jp/ instead of wizardchan and accidentally put /jp/ instead of wizardchan in your post. That's weird, dude.

>> No.11566883

I quit my job and shut down my irc just so I could fit in with the tru/jp/sies

Was it worth it? Most of the time.

>> No.11566886

>>11566857
i just realized i think don't think i own any sort of digital camera/cell phone to take a picture with or i would

>> No.11566892

>>11566883
I quit my job and left my pregnant wife to join the elite of /jp/. This was almost three weeks ago, so I can't really tell if it was worth it yet.

>> No.11566899

>>11566897
G-gomen. I hope my cock hymen regenerates itself...

>> No.11566897

>>11566892
>he had sex

Get a load of this trunormie.

>> No.11566904

I just want to remind you normies that you're still a normal if you got a college degree before hanging around in your basement for the past few years.

ANY friends also knocks you out of the /jp/ elite, even if they're just that old highschool friend that comes by every few weeks or your friends from steam.

Don't even get me started on ever having a girlfriend.

>> No.11566901

Help I ate the whole package of hot genoa salami and my stomach is really upset i don't know what to do help

>> No.11566905

>>11566899
Don't talk to me you filthy fucking normal

>> No.11566913

I got kicked out of my house so I'm in an empty apartment, all my stuff is in a storage and I only have this notebook, 3DS and a Reimu petit with me (´;ω;`)

>> No.11566915

>>11566913
Hold your reimu close to your heart friend, things will get better maybe.

>> No.11566916

>>11566904
>Not worried about "fitting in" in society.
>Worried about "fitting in" on /jp/

Who gives a fuck? I'll just do whatever I find interesting.

>> No.11566917

>>11566916
You would do that wouldn't you normal.

>> No.11566918

>>11566916
Dude.....
Don't you get the joke....
Everyone is being ironic................
Come on man don't post without lurking.........
Come on
You know how 4chan works...........

>> No.11566919

>>11566916
That's right anon. Be free.

>> No.11566920

>>11566901
Lay back and let me rub your tummy

>> No.11566922

>>11566749

Can you please elaborate and explain this to me?

>> No.11566923

Can i post on /jp/ as a normie and tell other normies off.
Or only true jaypedos can mak fun of normies?
I hate myself jp I really do.

>> No.11566924

>>11566913
How did you manage to get an apartment anon?

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>> No.11566927

>>11566918
>All those ellipses.

Maybe you're the one who needs to learn how 4chan works.

>> No.11566928

>>11566922
One of the components of the figure, I think its the plasticiser, needs to be exposed to oxygen every once and awhile. Otherwise it'll kinda seperate out or react or some shit, and leave a oily texture on the figure.

>> No.11566933

>>11566924
its probably not an apartment and actually just underneath a bridge or something. he is just too delusional to realize it right now.

>> No.11566929

>>11566927
Duuuude...............
Come on...............................
Don't be like that.......................................................

>> No.11566930

>>11566917
You would do that wouldn't you weeaboo.

>> No.11566932

>>11566926
Are you a terrorist?

>> No.11566936 [DELETED] 

>>11566930
Weeaboo isn't the opposite of normie, you fucking retard. Holy piss kill yourself out of /jp/.

>> No.11566937

You might be a normie if... You regularly post pictures of your otaku paraphernalia on the internet

>> No.11566935

>>11566926
WTF

Why do you need a plane

>> No.11566939

>>11566933
I won't judge you. You don't have to talk in third-person.

>> No.11566940

>>11566932
hell no, god bless america
>>11566935
my RC aircraft needs to go somewhere

>> No.11566942

>>11566926
Is that a nuclear bomb in the third pic

>> No.11566943

>>11566935
What about the cannon shell?

>> No.11566945

>>11566940
Then why do you have a bomb.

>> No.11566947

>>11566942
>>11566945
you mean my navy training shell from 1943?

>> No.11566951

>>11566939
t-thanks. This apartment I bought is great. I am so glad I don't have to live on the street. That would be really funny if I were actually posting this from stolen wifi from mcdonalds while I was underneath a bridge wouldn't it? hahahaha!

>> No.11566952

>>11566947
>Navy training shell
Is that what they use on long voyages when training sailors to take large "payloads"?

>> No.11566956

>>11566926
Wow, now you're a real deal normie. I bet you just comes here to shitpost and be a /pol/ shitstain.

>> No.11566957

seriously, I don't know which one is worse, you /jp/ or /a/

oh well, you're all weaboos anyway

>> No.11566963

>>11566928
How often? I like to store the ones I'm not displaying.

>> No.11566965

>>11566964
Snape kills Dumbledore.

>> No.11566964

>>11566957
What's this a spoiler to? Please I'm scared to scroll over it.

>> No.11566966

>>11566926

How do you fit inside that tiny plane??

>> No.11566970

>>11566964
madoka dies homu wins

>> No.11566977
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11566977

>>11566952
damn right, even has some original shit on the front from one of the greener sailors
>>11566966
magic

>> No.11566974
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11566974

>>11566966
could you ask a dumber question?
pls.

>> No.11566982

>>11566963
I honestly have no idea, maybe take them out once every 6 months or something. They have to withstand sitting in retail for certain lengths of time, so it must take some length of time before it starts to fall apart.

>> No.11566978

>>11566964
It was all a crazy dream, but after awakening the protagonists develops a new-found appreciation for things he or she originally took for granted.

>> No.11566983

>>11566964
it was earth all along

>> No.11566984
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11566984

>>11566915
Thanks, I will.
>>11566924
I'm renting it with some savings, should last me a couple months untill I figure something out.

Good night jaypee.

>> No.11566988

>>11566964
He tells you who was phone

>> No.11566986

>>11566984
Nighty night.

>> No.11566991

I'm going to go to sleep now, have lectures to attend tomorrow. The NEET life is a hard one.

>> No.11566992

>>11566988
Phone was clone.

>> No.11566997

>>11566984
Sleep tight. I think I'm gonna hit the hay too. Maybe by tomorrow someone will have judged my room >>11566645

>> No.11567004

>>11567001
Yes

>> No.11567001

should I post my room

yes or no

I don't know

>> No.11567002

>>11566645
Colossal fuckin turboweeb

>> No.11567005 [DELETED] 

>>11566936
killed ;)

>> No.11567008 [DELETED] 

>>11567005
Shut your god damn piss mouth kid, I will fuck you up.

>> No.11567009 [DELETED] 

>>11567008
I'm scared :(

>> No.11567010
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11567010

took this a few weeks ago

>> No.11567011

You finally walk up the short flight of stairs and ring the doorbell to the newly christened /jp/ mansion. It was a long and arduous task but you have managed to travel far from your basement so you could live among your like minded brothers.

Then you open the door only to see guys playing call of duty and high fiving and bottles of beer everywhere. There are a number of girls and one is even making out with a guy right in the living room. You overhear people proudly spouting memes "who are you quoting bro? hahah" Another pipes up with "wow such quote." One is frantically looking for his keys so he can make it to his college class.

You unpack your things in your room down the hall and soon find that you can't enjoy your time because everyone is always playing loud music and inviting their friends over. The guy across from you can often be heard having sex with his girlfriend of whom he brought.

You lay awake in bed trying to fight tears knowing that you burned too many bridges and spent too much of your life's savings to back out now. You had no idea /jp/ was this bad, you had no idea they took all the talk about NEETs and piss bottles as an ironic joke. You thought you could belong but in the end you found that you will never belong no matter what.

>> No.11567014

>>11567001
Is it cute?

>> No.11567017

>>11567010
wow you are winning the thread. That image quailty+trash everywhere proves it

>> No.11567018

>>11567011
Epic Fail.

>> No.11567021
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11567021

I want to but my room is bland and boring, I am sorry /jp/

>> No.11567020
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11567020

I saw your thread on /int/, I'll post mine here too.

>> No.11567024

>>11567022
I think you'll get more money if you're on your own. You'll have to consult the autism experts.

>> No.11567025
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11567025

>>11567020

>> No.11567022

>>11567014

I don't really think it's aesthetically pleasing. I live in the attic of my mother's house. It's an ugly room with weeb stuff everywhere.

On a somewhat related note, do any of you /jp/ live off of autismbux? I get it for having mental health issues. I spend most of it on figures/daki/whatever else but I hate the people I live with and would love to move out into an apartment on my own. I don't think it's enough money to do that though, and I don't want to work.

then again if I were to move into an apartment alone I'd probably just kill myself so maybe it's better to stay here.

>> No.11567027

>>11567020
>>11567025
Gross

>> No.11567030

>>11567020
>>11567025
ii ne

>> No.11567031

>>11567022
How long did the process take to get on SSI for mental problems? Did you have to apply multiple times? I need to get on it as soon as possible but I figure even if I started now, it'd take years before I got on it.

>> No.11567033 [DELETED] 

am i a normal if my girlfriend is 10 years old

>> No.11567035

>>11567031
yeah I also want to know. I started to fill out all the shit once and gave up to laziness and lack of hope.

>> No.11567036

>>11567033
you're pretty normal for /jp/
but /jp/ isn't normal
i'm confused

>> No.11567038

>>11567031
3 months.

I'm schizophrenic/bipolar so it was fairly easy process to get it, at least for me. Though, when I filed for it they declined it because I had become an adult recently. I ended up having to go to a hearing and they asked me a bunch of questions. Some of which were 'what do you do on a daily basis' or 'what do you do with your friends'.

I told her I have no friends and that I mope around all day. I ended up breaking down too so that probably contributed to me being accepted.

all in all it was a terrible experience but I won't have to go through it again until another 4 years pass. I'll probably be dead by then

>> No.11567039

What happened to sleeping on a proper bed? These threads always lead me to believe people just sleep on mattresses.

>> No.11567045

>>11567038
all i have to do is go to a hearing and tell them i have no friends and cry? holy fuck ill get on filling out that application at once

>> No.11567047

>>11566552

you didn't get laid in Guam? fuckin loser.

anyways are you currently employed/plan to be or are you going to take advantage of benefit pay from your service?

>> No.11567049

>>11567038
How do I get it without interacting with anyone?

>> No.11567053

>>11567049
my guess is probably wait years.

>> No.11567054

>>11567045

Depends on your state. I live in the shitheap that is Minnesota, so they're pretty strict when it comes to this stuff.

I have a lot of documentation with my mental health, and before you even think about applying I'd hope you have documentation too or else it will be a very painful experience


>>11567049
only time I interacted with someone was at the hearing, my mom did everything else (besides a little bit of paperwork that you have to fill out)

>> No.11567058 [DELETED] 

How do I get a girlfriend

>> No.11567059 [DELETED] 

>>11567058
Bar -> Roofie

>> No.11567061 [DELETED] 

>>11567059
Thanks (arigato)

>> No.11567062

>>11567054
I do have documentation I think. I went to the looney bin in january and have all that shit. And are you saying I can even have my mom fill out most of it for me?

>> No.11567066 [DELETED] 

Janitor approved thread.

>> No.11567067

Why are autism bux so biased against real shut-ins?

>> No.11567069 [DELETED] 

>>11567058
ill be ur gf for tonight, anon

>> No.11567070

>>11567067
Because everything is backwards. Haven't you realized yet? It's eternal Hell, eternal Suffering.

>> No.11567074 [DELETED] 

>>11567069
Don't talk to me I don't want meet people from the internet because they are probably losers and stinky

>> No.11567076 [DELETED] 

>>11567074
I'm a girl... but I have a penis!

>> No.11567081

>>11567062
Documentation from psychatrists, doctors? You need that. I've been to hospitals and under suicide watch- if you're really interested in getting autismbux I could probably help better if we talked somewhere else, I should try to sleep anyways

>> No.11567082 [DELETED] 

>>11567076
Oh y-yeah? W-well I h-have t-t-t-two p-penises!
...
Why are you looking at me like that?

>> No.11567084 [DELETED] 

>>11567074
woah hey
i sure am i loser but i smell nice!

>> No.11567086

My mother wants to frame my posters. Should I?

>> No.11567089 [DELETED] 

>>11567086
your mom is a fucking nerd

>> No.11567092

>>11567086
You don't frame your posters?

>> No.11567094

>>11567081
yeah from pyschs and doctors for being too personality disorder not otherwise specified. Will I get bux for this? Don't sleep yet

>> No.11567097

>>11567081
My parents last year wanted me to check myself into a mental health facility, but I was afraid I'd be trapped there and subjected to take weird pills. If I go now will it make things easier to get on income? I was diagnosed with depression when I was younger and was placed on medicine.

>> No.11567100

I finally will get my own room in a somewhat permanent residence where my parents don't live next year.

I wonder how I should decorate it. I don't even own any figures really. Do I buy a whole bunch of stuff in one go?

>> No.11567104

>>11567100
Start now

>> No.11567111

>>11567097
yeah you will be, and you will hate it for however long you are there. Although the one i went too had a lot of food. so if you are fatNEET you may enjoy yourself.

>> No.11567115

>>11567094
Maybe. Depends on you state, and your age

>>11567097
Yes. I'm on 4 different medications, it fucking sucks.

At least one of them helps cope with my life being absolute shit, the others I don't really know.

>> No.11567121

>>11566630

Mine looks a lot like this one except I don't have a closet arsenal of sex toys.

>> No.11567125

>>11567092
They're just Blu-Tacked to the wall.

>> No.11567126

>>11567121
It's okay anon, you'll get there. <3

>> No.11567136

>>11567115
I just turned 21. Is it better to be a minor? you said you had to do that shit because you just became an adult

>> No.11567139

>>11567121
Do you have a collection of loli panties?

>> No.11567142

>>11567139
No pedos allowed. Chris won't have it.

>> No.11567146

>>11567136
I'm 19. I'm tired and my head hurts so I'm going to sleep, email in field if you want to talk more about autismbux or whatever else.

>> No.11567147

>>11567142
I was just asking because aside from the onaholes, the rooms of those two should be similar. This means he's got a collection of panties somewhere in his room as well.

>> No.11567147,1 [INTERNAL] 

WHY ISN'T THIS DELETED
HOW IS THIS OTAKU CULTURE

>> No.11567164

>>11566477
>>11566501
>>11566547
>>11566601
>>11566630
>>11566645
>>11566680
>>11566725
fuck off normies u cant afford that

>>11566926>>11567010
>>11567020
>>11567025


coool

>> No.11567166

>>11566547
you seem like you play video games

>> No.11567170

Where are the pee bottles and semen jars?

>> No.11567178
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>> No.11567178,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11567147,1
You're just mad because you don't have a bedroom.

Have fun sleeping on the sidewalk, dood!!!!! lmao

>> No.11567179

>>11567178
What's in that tank on the right?

>> No.11567182

>>11567178
all that shit on the bed and a sleeping bag on the floor. nice.

>> No.11567184

>>11567170
Can't have a semen bottle without a penis.

>> No.11567185

>>11567179
It used to house a hermit crab.

>> No.11567188

>>11567184
Why not?

>> No.11567189

>>11567178
seriously...? You spend 24/7 in your room yet it looks fucking disgusting. Kill yourself.

>> No.11567192

Why does this thread have 250 replies in less than 5 hours? That's unheard of.

>> No.11567195

It's my dream to have a girly otaku room - one that looks like it belongs to an actual female. I'd fill it with lots of cute things, but no mirrors. Is that just me?

>> No.11567198
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11567198

I don't even a have a camera to take a picture with because i'm so poor.

>> No.11567200

>>11567192

Asian normie time.

>> No.11567202

>>11567184
Who doesn't have a penis?

>> No.11567204
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>> No.11567206

>>11567202
your mom

>> No.11567207

>>11567206
But my mom has a big one. It's bigger than mine, sometimes i have to wash it when we bathe together.

>> No.11567209
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>>11567170
For what it's worth here's what my room looks like at the moment.

>> No.11567229
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11567229

dat /jp/ dream

>> No.11567230
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11567230

>>11567225
>all that benadryl

>> No.11567235

>>11567230
Is that really what all those pink things are?

Is that anon okay?

>> No.11567239

>>11567235
either he has a lot of allergies, or he's a heroin addict

>> No.11567246
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11567246

>>11567235
he's seeing spiders like a mad cunt rite now

>> No.11567254
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11567254

I wish I was rich like the other /jp/sies

>> No.11567257

>>11567254
holy fuck you are poor
I do better dumpster diving than that.

>> No.11567258

>>11567254
hard copy of imperishable night. da fug?

>> No.11567259

>>11567254
>Imperishable Night

noice

>> No.11567264

>>11567257
Please don't bully my 1996 IBM Aptiva

>> No.11567271

>>11567264
such a nerd

>> No.11567272

>>11567271
Such a sperg.

>> No.11567274

>>11567272
lol whatever dude, you keep clacking away on your hipster as fuck 1996 IBM Aptiva and I'll be here using my modern day keyboard like a normal person

also nice placement of super complex math problems, makes you look many smart and nerd just like your totally retro keyboard

>> No.11567275

>>11567254

This is the most pitiful battlestation I have seen in months.

Good job /jp/

>> No.11567281

you'll hiding the box of tissues

>> No.11567284

>>11567274
>6 IBM Aptiva and I'll be here using my modern day keyboard like a normal person
>
>also nice placement of super complex math problems, makes you look many smart and ne


I'm not even him. You're still a sperg.

>> No.11567285

>>11567284
You can't even quote properly, GTFO my /jp/

>> No.11567289
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11567289

>> No.11567290

>>11567285
Connection problem.
You can't even type properly.
Looks like you're the one leaving.

>> No.11567293

>>11567290
lol yeah because a connection problem interferes with your static post box

again, GTFO my /jp/ crossboarding normalfag

>> No.11567294

>>11567254
I like it

>> No.11567295

>>11567293
>lol yeah because a connection problem interferes with your static post box

If you mix plugins, it does.

>again, GTFO my /jp/ crossboarding normalfag
No. Learn to type, "lol".

>> No.11567298

>>11567289
that looks like a fancy mic. holy shit though i am actually jealous of all those empty dr pepper cans. great job

>> No.11567297
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11567297

feel when you'll never be this truneet

>> No.11567301
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11567301

>>11567246
in the name of the moon one day i will get this poster

>> No.11567302

>>11567289
What do you use that mic for?

>> No.11567303

>>11567254
Flat is justice.

>> No.11567304

>>11567295
there's nothing wrong with my typing, it's /jp/ and anime etiquette to type in all lower case with no punctuation. Please know your shit before consulting me again

>> No.11567307

>>11567297
that is the only version of truNEET there is. if you aren't actively living with your parents without them knowing about it then you are not truNEET at all

>> No.11567312

>>11567302
What do you think I use it for?

>> No.11567309

>>11567304
>still no dot
Ha, ha, ha, no.

>> No.11567315
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11567315

2hu and Vocaloid; pretty much it

Doge is Rough Collie 5 months

I have 2 other Dakis, my mom uses one and the other is in the living room

>> No.11567317

>>11567254

You are Italian!

>> No.11567318

>>11567315
Have you ever had sex with your mom?

>> No.11567322

>>11567317
Why in the hell would you assume that?

>> No.11567320

>>11567318

No, but I will admit she was quite good looking in her College/high school years

>> No.11567325

>>11567312
making live broadcasts for your FM radio station contract without the hassle of ever needing to get up and drive to work?

>> No.11567328

>>11567298
Thanks! But that's only 2 weeks worth, and I clean off my desk occasionally so things don't start falling on me.

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11567329

>>11567320
ill bet

>> No.11567330

my dad got me a sushi making kit for my birthday. does /jp/ have an official sushi roll that i can make?

>> No.11567331

>>11567325
Close enough.

>> No.11567332

>>11567315
flip them shelves, they sagging.

also nice fumos. you should post them in the fumo threads.

>> No.11567335
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11567335

>>11567330
satori roll

ingredients
-mah dick

>> No.11567342

>>11567335
will your dick even make it out of a sheet of nori? i know mine probably wouldn't.

>> No.11567347

>>11567342
Time to roll my dick up in seaweed to find out I guess.

>> No.11567360

I can't believe I'm sharing a board with such bourgeois scum.

Where my destitute NEETs at?

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>> No.11567375

>>11567239
what does benadryl have to do with heroin?'

>> No.11567388

You are all men, right?

This shit is just too pathetic, even my little sister's room is less feminin

>> No.11567405

>>11567388
Don't most males enjoy feminine things? Why not surround yourself with them?

>> No.11567434

>>11567360
Destitute NEET reporting in, I don't even have a camera to show you the pile of shit I sleep in.

>> No.11567433

>>11566645
How's the SAT test treating you?

>> No.11567436

>>11567388
so you're surrounded by manly thing? fag!

>> No.11567436,1 [INTERNAL] 

I swear the janitor is intentionally deleting crossie-deflectors and protecting crossie magnets today. Also did something happen in the past few days that would draw attention to /jp/?

>> No.11567522
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11567522

Its sad how all of you have girly rooms

Looks like i am only TruJaypeer here

>> No.11567522,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11567436,1
/jp/ is moots favorite board

>> No.11567533

>>11567522
Shut up normie. Chances are the only tru you are is a truwarosubroshiteposter.

>> No.11567532
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11567532

ヽ(´ー`)ノ

>> No.11567560

I wish I had the money to buy all of these cute things. My room would be full of youmu it would be so soft!

>> No.11567560,1 [INTERNAL] 

Bland and boring is the way to go. Everything is fucking niwaka and garbage everywhere.

>> No.11567560,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11567560,1
I think you're just one of those "gotta hide your powerlevel XD" shitheads. People who have money and don't use it to buy the things they like are disgusting. You wouldn't be bitching if these fags had military shit and AAA xbawks games like this normie >>11566926

>> No.11567560,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11566729
Found you, Akari's boyfriend.

>> No.11567560,4 [INTERNAL] 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11567560,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11566729
whoa wait
>>11567472-san
is that you?!

>> No.11567673
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>> No.11567682

>>11567673
How much money do you make a year before taxes?

>> No.11567684

>>11567682
more than i should for what i do that's for sure

>> No.11567684,1 [INTERNAL] 

This thread....

normals with trips and jobs posting on /jp/
make it stop

>> No.11567696

I've never had my own room, /jp/. I have only bed, notebook and a table. I don't know that feel, when you can manage your room like you want.

>> No.11567712

>>11567684
Please answer honestly with actual figures ``kudasai''

>> No.11567748

i'm afraid to

>> No.11567748,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11567560,2

People who have money are on the wrong board.

>> No.11567760

>>11567748
do it you fucking cocksnatch

you can post it then delete it

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>> No.11567799 [DELETED] 

Get fucked janishit.

Quick someone make a new thread this one isn't shitting up /jp/ enough.

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11567874

>>11566872

What if I had all those things before, but no longer have or do any of them anymore.

Do I qualify to become non-normie again?

>> No.11567880

>>11567874
if it's been more than 3 years since i guess you do

>> No.11567880,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11567799
Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for 15 minutes.

>> No.11567880,2 [INTERNAL] 

Janny's is a rich kid who posted his room. This thread stays until enough people tell him his room looks great

>> No.11567880,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11566477
clean your fucking screen

>> No.11567880,4 [INTERNAL] 

>eating a sandwich
>realize its actually covered in mold on one side

Am I going to die?

>> No.11568116

Why is this shit not getting deleted? How is this any different from desktop or camwhore threads?

>> No.11568116,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11567880,4
Dude don't you know where penicillin comes from?? youll be fine!

>> No.11568167

>>11567315
Wow our rooms are pretty much the same. Only you have more 2hu plushies ;_;

Even our battlestations are similar

>> No.11568167,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11567880,4
>sucking a penis
>realize its actually covered with mold on one side

Am I going to die?

>> No.11568380

>>11566881
Wizardchan is kill

>> No.11568487

>>11567433
Pretty well, got a 1690

>> No.11568726

>>11566729
Akarin~ deserves more.

>> No.11568811

>>11568167
pics pls

>> No.11568818

>>11566501
Why haven't you killed yourself yet shato?

>> No.11568938 [DELETED] 
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Apparently Ragnarok Online 1 official is coming to Steam in the near future.

When it does, I want to form a /jp/ guild.

>> No.11568938,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11568167,1

Dude don't you know where penisillin comes from?? youll be fine!

>> No.11568938,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11568938
LMAO Janitor missed his MMO general.

>> No.11568938,3 [INTERNAL] 

what the fuck is wrong with this janitor
holy shit
why the fuck is this thread still here

>> No.11570257

>>11568818
Be nice to him, he survived minot and deserves respect.

>> No.11573034
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>> No.11573034,1 [INTERNAL] 

post em

recently remodeled mine

>> No.11573034,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11573034,1
Still pretty much the same as in >>11566630

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