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NEETS, I need your help

does anyone websites that offer work? You know the usual click for pennies sites. I want some amazon giftcards..

>> No.11556892

Mturk is done through amazon

>> No.11556896

How about click for penises?

>> No.11556900

You should post more lolis. I like lolis.

>> No.11556904

>>11556900
Gross!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11556905

Wheres the doijin that guy said he would upload months ago

>> No.11556906

>>11556904
Shut the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.

>> No.11556913

>>11556906
I bet you can't hit as hard as my momma do

>> No.11556916

>>11556906
lol what are you going to do nerd? You don't even know where I live

>> No.11556919

>>11556913
You should ask her, I hit pretty hard.

>> No.11556929

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwork

>> No.11556934

>>11556916
I will fuck you up, kid.

>> No.11556937

>>11556934
lol

>> No.11556943
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why do you losers shitpost like it's funny, you're not funny

Anyway OP, the microwork isn't a very satisfying job, you basically work for like one dollar an hour. I recommend signing up for autism bux

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>>11556943
It's not that bad if you know what to avoid. I aim for jobs that are a minimum of 10 cents a minute and do them for a few hours a day. It works out well enough.

>> No.11556965

>>11556943
>I recommend signing up for autism bux

Eh, I don't think I could do that, plus i don't mind the microwork, I'm always online so I just was hoping to find some site that I could use to make some money

>>11556960
Could you link me that site please?

>> No.11556970

>>11556943
I'm not OP but how do I sign up for autism bux? I've been too afraid to leave my house in the last two years so I couldn't be written into the job centre.

>> No.11556994

>>11556965
I was talking about >>11556892

If you google "Hits worth turking for" you'll find a site that lists ones that are worth the time.

>> No.11556999

>>11556970
I don't think you have much of a chance being accepted if you don't leave the house (which is pretty silly). It requires medical records showing proof and all that.

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>>11556994
Awesome, thanks a lot!

>> No.11557074

>>11557068
Act like yourself.

>> No.11557068

>>11556999
How do I convince a doctor I have autism?

>> No.11557078

>>11557068
Stare at the ground while talking and tell him you can't make friend.

>> No.11557080

Neets don't belong in /jp/

>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/

>> No.11557084

>>11557080
ey fuck you

>> No.11557102
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11557102

Life will get a lot easier once you realize there's no such thing as an easy way to make money.

>>11557068
It doesn't have to be autism.

You can fake pretty much any ``mental illness" by just knowing the ``symptoms" and playing the part. As long as it's something you can claim makes you unable to be hired.

>> No.11557117

>>11556906
Dis how we do it on our side.

>> No.11557128

>>11557102
Any examples that are easy to pull off? The idea of working makes me want to kill myself.

>> No.11557146

>>11557102
If I've worked before, will this discredit my attempts to get on any sort of benefits? I have medical records of me being depressed for years, but that was so long ago.

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11557158

/jp/ should work together to get this NEET money

>> No.11557165

>>11557158
>work
>NEET
:3

>> No.11557167

>>11557128
Yiou probably have a bit of social anxiety right?

Tell them your mom made you come there because she wanted you to get help. Act extremely nervous. Don't ever look him in the eye. Act like it's really hard for you to speak. Tell him you haven't left the house in months. Get into the character and make your palms sweaty or look visibly nervous anyway you can. Tell him you've been afraid to get a job because (in a round-about way) that you don't want to leave the house and be around co-workers. Tell him you get very nervous and often make a lot of mistakes because of it.

After the ``diagnosis'' contact the SSA.

http://www.ssa.gov/disability/professionals/bluebook/12.00-MentalDisorders-Adult.htm#12_06

>> No.11557168

>>11557165
I mean work within our home

>> No.11557174

>>11557128
Not that guy, but I know a few guys got disability by bullshiting. They said they had back problems.

>> No.11557189

>>11557167
I'm legitimately like that, in the sense that I make a lot of mistakes at work because of my mild autism and social anxiety. Shit really sucks but no one here really cares for people with mental disorder so I'll probably never get proper disability income

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